The daffy, excitable Man Going His Own Way who calls himself MarkyMark may be my favorite manosphere blogger of all. Not only does he bring the lulz himself – who can forget the time he wrote a completely unironic point by point rebuttal of an Onion article? – but he also helps to bring attention to the equally stupefying work of others.
In his latest post, he directs our attention to some observations made by fellow MGTOWer Spock’s Disciple on the Happy Bachelors forum on the subject of pussy and its discontents. “This is good stuff, stuff my boys need to read,” Mark writes. “[Spock’s Disciple], like his hero, applied cold hearted logic when analzying pussy. The Force is STRONG with that one!”
Yes, he actually wrote that. I don’t think it’s a joke. I think he honestly does not know that there is a difference between Star Trek and Star Wars. How that is possible, I do not know.
Anyway, on to the eminently rational Spock’s Disciple, reflecting on the irrational power of the ladybits:
Remember that pussy is a biochemical WMD; wherever it is used, there is mass chaos and destruction. How many wars and conflicts have been fought at the urging and behest of women? More than any honest man would admit to and would be proud of.
Young men are apparently helpless in the face of the punany:
The need for pussy is a very real and built in addiction for men. We are hardwired by nature for sex and procreation. … [T]he sight and sound of pussy blinds younger men and allows them to be controlled by women though their hormones.
The, uh, SOUND of pussy? If I had to pick just two (or three, or four) sensory experiences relating to the vagina that would be generally considered appealing to heterosexual males, I’m not sure “sound” would make the cut.
But eventually even the horniest dudes start to get less horny – and thus less hypnotized by the power of the pussy. The only trouble is that by the time they lose interest in sex most of them are married, and they’re now stuck with the woman whose vagina formerly had them in thrall. It’s a grave injustice.
[W]hen most men pass the age of 30-35, they begin to awaken from this biochemical “dream” and what do they awaken beside? What do married men look forward to the next 30-50 years of their lives? Sleeping with a living corpse, which continues to torture and destroy them day by day? Looking forward to the time when the woman undergoes the process of metamorphosis, into a completely insane mummy (menopause and post menopause)?
This seems a tad alarmist. I mean, if your wife turns into a monster zombie-mummy – as all women apparently do after they hit their mid-thirties – you could always get separate bedrooms.
But Obi-Wan’s Spock’s Disciple has a more radical solution: don’t get into bed with the ladies in the first place!
Pussy is indeed way overrated and if younger men could get a shot of “anti-testosterone” for a few weeks, they could see through the eyes of men who are 40+; without the haze of hormones, you cannot believe how much farther you can see! It’s the difference between seeing the horizon through LA style smog and seeing the horizon from a high mountain in the Rockies.
Pussy is a man’s Achilles heel; once that man realizes this and takes the appropriate steps, he’ll never lose his peace of mind again. To these skeptical young men I say, there is an infinitely vast arena where you can have anything you desire, and can succeed at anything you wish to try for; all you have to do is see women for what they truly are, and become a master of the beast within; once you do that women’s true face will be visible to you, and you’ll never again partake of that foul potion.
It is possible to tame that beast, and indeed it is a certainty that you will learn much from the process of taming it; all it takes is patience and time. Look at your fellow men, your brothers in arms, and look at their almost invisible chains, and wonder at why you would desire such an existence for yourself?
And, hey, if all else fails, MarkyMark adds some advice of his own: pay a visit to Pamela Handerson before going out on the town with one of those vagina-people.
[T]here is one thing that the younger men can do until their sex drives die down permanently: masturbate before going out with a woman. … To put it another way, since the little head had been, shall we say, quieted down, the bigger head could work properly; the bigger head will then allow you to see a woman for who she REALLY is.
If you’re a fan of Spock, and looking for appropriate masturbatory material, might I suggest this?
Well, mine is the bomb. However, it has no UN inspectors or war-staring abilities.
Point taken, Dracula. These are, after all, the same kinds of people who can’t figure out lesbian sex.
Well, mine is the bomb.
See, Meller? Now that’s funny. Shut your stupid face and learn something.
DKM apparently thinks that the women posting on manboobz are typing with our pussies??????????
Where would they get ideas of the p***y being a WMD? Just look at your posts on manboobz.com! For vicious, man-hating, vindictiveness, malice, and mean mindedness, a LOT of female posts here would indeed go far!
And LOLs at him being too prissy to write out pussy. He’ll say all sorts of vicious nasty snaky crappy stuff, but OMG cannot write PUSSY!
PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY!
Pussy-typing is where my Vagina Dentata come in real handy. It makes it easier to hit individual keys in order to make words, as opposed to just sort of ramming my crotch into the keyboard, hoping for the best.
Mine can’t type, it never learned how. I didn’t want it to become a secretary.
Should I hold my breath waiting for DMK to make with the specific examples?
Do you know what’s really weird? The majority of my friends are male. In fact I live with 5 guys. Not one of them are entranced by my pussy. We have like conversations and stuff. It’s great! No one’s trying to rape me or trick me into having sex with them. Why can’t you guys see a woman the way my friends see me? Huh?
@Joanna: They’re *obviously* all manginas.
If your gender relations theories don’t work out, just toss out people from consideration as members of each gender until it does. Of course by then you’re left with a theory that only explains maybe 10% of the world’s population, but who cares? 😉
“Mine can’t type, it never learned how. I didn’t want it to become a secretary.”
We had to start taking typing classes in middle school, so I could type my own papers and screeds. I guess that’s also when the feminist indoctrination really got into full swing, too, since the boys were wholly excluded from typing, reading, writing, participation, and exercise-of-free-will classes from that point on, too.
You know, I tried writing comments with my vagina, but it just came out looking like a cat had been rolling on my keyboard, and moisture isn’t good for computers, so I went back to using my hands.
@Holly Pervocracy:
Don’t you think that depends on how strong your sex drive is? Or do you think it’s a good idea to say to a drug addict as a solution to his problems: “You realize, you can just decide not to use drugs, right?”
This made me lol so hard I almost fell out of my chair.
“If I had to pick just two … sensory experiences … considered appealing to … males, I’m not sure “sound” would make the cut.”
I don’t think he was using that word literally. I think he means “women-like-those-who-have-hurt-me”, not a body part. Or possibly women in general.
Life can inflict terrible injuries on men (and women). Why not leave these people to heal in peace?
There are several new mainstream MRM articles that I imagine would be of greater interest to this community than the musings of recent victims of family court exploitation.
Meller’s motto: “If you can’t say something intelligent, say something incoherent and dumb and damn the torpedoes.”
“You realize, you can just decide not to use drugs, right?”
Drugs aren’t people, Simon. They can jerk off at home if they can’t control themselves.
I think he means “women-like-those-who-have-hurt-me”, not a body part. Or possibly women in general.
Oh, so basically they’re just reducing an entire human being to a single body part and you’re apologizing for them. I supposed that makes it perfectly acceptable, does it?
I’m curious as to why someone’s having had their feelings hurt is supposed to justify their creating entire websites devoted to calling women as a whole foul fiends who are ruining the world with their munitions-grade vaginas.
ive tried to start typing with my penis so i can stand in unity with the pussy typers. i find it easier to lay the keyboard on the floor and assume a push-up position over it. in the minus column i can’t figure out a way to leave one ball on the shift key to do caps and symbols. in the plus column i’m going to hAVE AN INCREDIBLY TONED UPPER BODY IN SHORT ORDER. damn capslock. i am not going back and fixing that my foreskin is exhausted
What, you think none of the women here have been hurt by a man before? I was absolutely devastated when my first serious boyfriend dumped me. But somehow I managed to get over that without assuming that all men are assholes and deriding them on the internetz. If they were sitting by themselves healing in peace, I would let them. But instead they spew out utter stupidity and hatred towards all women. I’m sorry for anyone who’s been hurt, but that doesn’t excuse this sort of behavior.
This is what you call healing, Antsy? This is anything but.
My question is why isn’t this person in therapy if they’re “healing”? Why can’t they keep their misogynistic bile off the Internets?
Gah…you included women in that statement…I retract the first sentence of my previous comment. The rest still stands, though.
Simon, what does this even mean? You know sex isn’t even nearly the same as drug use, right? Hell, sex is GOOD for you.
Regarding the advice to masturbate before a date, it’s not necessarily a gender-neutral piece of advice. Men have what’s called a refractory period wherein one is insensitive to erotic stimuli much more commonly than women do, whereas women have more variation in post-orgasm effects but are generally more open to erotic stimuli afterwards. So while masturbating before a date might be useful to women on other grounds, it seems like it would be useful to men in general to help them not be caught up in seeking sex from their date. [Insert caveats about statistical generalities not necessarily reflecting individual usefulness and how pussies aren’t WMDs here.]
I don’t have a problem with people masturbating before their dates, what makes the advice weird is the notion that if you did this you would no longer be interested in dating.