I present to you: the most appalling rage comic I’ve ever seen. And that’s even if the story it tells — one of a very bad romantic breakup — isn’t true. (Which I really, really hope is the case.) How bad is the comic? Even the denizens of r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu, Reddit’s home for horrible rage comics, found it a bit distasteful. (Though this evidently didn’t stop all that many of them from upvoting it.)
Just so you know, when the dude in the comic refers to ‘karma,” he’s saying that if he gets upvotes for this comic, he’ll put the videos in question online.
Yeah, it’s that kind of breakup. So here’s the comic. TRIGGER WARNING for really really assholish behavior and nonconsensual sexual exploitation.
Found via the always awesome ShitRedditSays.
Wow, why on earth would anyone want to break up with this guy? He seems so caring and emotionally stable. I guess it’s just a mystery.
Whait what? A relatiobships ends… they have sex, he does something she dislikes and then he threatens to post sex video online? WHY?
This guys simply sounds like an idiot. What is he raging about? What’s the issue here? People breakup all the time and his breakup sounds like quite… normal. No issues, no horrible moments (according his own words)… and then BAM!, “I am going to hurt you for breaking upw ith me, though you didn’t do anything bad to me”.
Explain yoursrlf bro…
Holy shit, What a thing to read in the morning.
This whole thing makes me sick to my stomach. Can anything be done to prevent those videos from being put online without her permission, does anyone know?
I’m no expert, but I ‘m pretty sure that’s not what “karma” means. Also, fucking gross.
It’s really sad/horrifying that he talks about doing this because he “loves” her. That’s really not how love works.
And it’s not like it was a nasty breakup, not like she was cheating on him or ran away with his money or anything. (Not that those would justify this.) She just… didn’t want to date him for the rest of her life.
Anyway, in before someone defends it. Sigh.
Someone dated that douchenozzle for four years? I call shenanigans.
Oh look. He’s crying! Poor thing. And he even got her a gift!
This is quite possibly the most stomach-churningly horrible thing I’ve seen on this site. And that is really saying something.
So… all he was worried about was not getting his dick wet. What a prince.
Someone dated that douchenozzle for four years? I call shenanigans.
Sadly, that’s not as implausible as it sounds.
I would like to say, however, that even if this whole thing is made up and intended as a joke, it’s not funny. It’s just offensive and creepy as shit.
Brandon and Ashley broke up?
I don’t know about offensive, I am still stuck at “COMPLETELY ABSURD AND STUPID”.
ahhhhhahhahahhahahaHA cynickal!
Le wut? I really don’t know how I feel right now… e.e
I know it is disgusting, but it is also ridiculous and dumb and makes no sense… and maybe they dated from freshman year of high school through her first month at college, at which point she was ready to move on and he wasn’t. It IS that time of the year, where young men and women all over the country are away from their high school sweetheart for the first time and realizing that there’s a whole lot of variety that they’d like to sample.
Oh, and I’ve had that bad end to a relationship: woman spent all my money, used my money to pay for dates while she was cheating on me with her unemployed boyfriend while I was working 12 hour days to pay the bills. And even though she only had a job for 2 months while we were living together for 2 years, when she moved out she took 95% of the things in the apartment… she didn’t even leave me a plate or a pot, even though I bought them AND did most of the cooking. Since I actually did love her, I didn’t try to humiliate her sexually just for giggles, and I went ahead and erased the sex tapes. Then again, I didn’t have the Internet…
Improbable Joe, why on earth did you put up with this woman for 2 years???
Silly cynickal, the girl in the comic wasn’t orgasmically fucking thrilled with the facial so you know this comic wasn’t made by Brandon. 😀
And aside from all the creepy rapey abusive stuff… is it too much to ask that ragecomics actually be funny? This isn’t even funny in a misogynistic way! I mean, if it has ended at the “okay” panel then at least it would have had a punchline, albeit a sexist and assholish one. But it just goes on and on until I’m reading the video bit with a mixture of disgust at the author and relief that at least the stupid comic is over.
If you were a real man you’d work 28 hour days, like NWO. ;D
Joanna… she was really good looking, and I’m really not. The sort of good looking where when I was out without her, strangers (like waiters and cashiers and bartenders) would ask me if she was my girlfriend and when I said “yes” they would give me high-fives. She was also a compulsive liar and told me all the things I wanted to hear which was crazy flattering as well. Plus, I was working so many hours that I didn’t have the mental or emotional energy to see what was happening right under my nose.
I’m not saying I was the perfect boyfriend. I was working 70-80 hours a week and I didn’t have the physical energy to take her out all the time. If she’d just dumped me I would have been upset but it wouldn’t have been a betrayal. But instead of talking to me about it she kept spending my money as fast as I made it, and decided to cheat on me for the last 6 months we were together. She decided to dump me when her boyfriend proposed to her, I guess the same week.
I learned two valuable lessons: I learned that you shouldn’t financially support people who you aren’t married to, and eventually that being bitter and angry and vengeful towards an ex-whatever is really just a way to avoid dealing with the loss of the relationship. The sooner you let it go, the sooner you can move on and be happy. As opposed to making a stupid comic, and threatening to show the world the sex videos. If this story bears ANY relationship to reality, all this guy has done is make his ex-girlfriend the center of his world… even putting the disgusting nature of his behavior aside, why give someone that much power over you?
That’s really sad Joe and I’m sorry you had to go through that. But I guess every once in a while we come across someone who does us more harm than good when we don’t realize it. I feel sorry for the dude that married her lol.
*hugs* Joe.
Ten bucks says an MRA stops by and either calls her a feminist or says we Manboobzers support her.
Wow, that’s shitty.
I’m really sorry, Joe. Glad you’ve moved on. I hope you’re in a much better space now.
I am sorry to hear that Joe. Unfortunately such people exist and they are sad excused for humans.
I really, really don’t care what MRA will say next. Hell, someone will use the fact that the sky is blue as some kind of proof how evil all feminists/women are… honestly, it doesn’t matter.
Just let them frown in hatered and stupidity.
Hey folks, no big deal in the long run… I could have married her, made babies with her, and THEN she cheat on me and I would have been stuck in Dirtburg, TN for the rest of my life working that same crap job to support my kids for 18 years. I wouldn’t have met the woman I’m married to now, either. So you know, pros and cons, you take the good with the bad, everything happens for a reason, the world is your oyster, all’s well that ends well. And funny how it ends better if you don’t turn into a raging asshole for the rest of your life… maybe some food for thought for the MRAs that are surely reading all this.
Point is, even with a great and 100% legitimate reason to be angry with someone, there’s no reason to be misogynistic, anti-feminist, or to threaten to show the world videos of you and your ex having sex without her consent. Just no