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Pop Quiz: The End of Civilization?

There better not be any ladies down there.

Pop Quiz: Who said the following?

“The historian can peg the point where a society begins its sharpest decline at the instant when women begin to take part, on an equal footing with men, in political and business affairs; since this means that the men are decadent and the women are no longer women.”

  1. Oswald Spengler
  2. David K. Meller
  3. L. Ron Hubbard
  4. [email protected]

ANSWER: 3. Apparently L. Ron thought some Thetans were more equal than others. (Citation.) Had this been an actual David K. Meller quote, it would have been filled with more exclamation points.

 

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kirbywarp
kirbywarp
13 years ago

@DKM:

“He who laughs last, laughs best!”

*snrk* Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. 😀 😀

Eneya
13 years ago

Actually it’s “he, who laughs last is one very dumb fuck”.
There, fixed that for you.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
13 years ago

How can I make it any plainer? I like sweet old fashioned girls! I don’t like feminists! I am oppressed and persecuted by forcing me to encounter the likes of you everywhere I go! I want my MEN’S liberation too! I know that the changes feminists wrought are probably irreversible and I will never see SOFGs (Sweet Old Fashioned Girls) again. Even if I met one, shrikes like youall would ruin her for me inside of five years. I know that I have a lot of company out there!

Oh my God! Between this and the stuff about WWII I laughed so hard, I nearly peed. Seriously, y’all, I am still wiping tears from my eyes.

The Meller-toad will never see SOFGs (Sweet Old Fashioned Girls) again! Well, I guess our work here is done. I might go bake a pie or something.

Oh… too funny.

Man… I really needed that.

Dracula
Dracula
13 years ago

Meller, your sad little dreamworld will not come to be. Women have what measure of equality they have today because they fought for it, and they’ll have all that and more in the future because they will keep fighting it for long after you’re dead.

All you do is whine and fail helplessly against the tide of history, and in the end, you and those like you will fail.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
13 years ago

@Eneya:

🙁

Eneya
13 years ago

Kirby, why the sad face?..

cynickal
cynickal
13 years ago

NWO and Toysoldier; twins seperated at birth or cojoined at the Logic Shield?

I think we need to add the definition of Feminism to the Big Book o’ Larnin’ “Feminism is whenever there are more uppity women on the show than there are men to keep them in their place.”

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
13 years ago

@Eneya:

At the moment, I have the last laugh… 🙁

thebionicmommy
thebionicmommy
13 years ago

but I hope that some of you modern women (or your daughters, who seem to be as bad as youall are, if what I see on college campuses is any indication) live to see yourselves being replaced by “wifebots” or “cybercuties”!.

If misogynists want to marry robots, then it’s a win for women, too. I know there are plenty of men in the world that actually like women that think independently. They’re not throwing us feminist women in any garbage pail.

Kyrie
Kyrie
13 years ago

So, there soon will be robots to replace women. Somehow, I’m not sure how that would be the end of the world for women or even feminists.
The Meller-type men who don’t like real women will be able to live their fantasy life (and I guess, some women will do the same) while the rest of the world can date each other in peace.
Unless you plan on murdering all the women and “manginas” the day that happen, I’m really ok with it.

By the way, if the price to live as a human being rather than a fluffy walking vagina is to be single for the rest of of my life, so be it.
(but so far, it doesn’t seem to work that way)

Dracula
Dracula
13 years ago

I wonder how it is Meller can say he wants a “real woman”, then turn around and say the only way to get what he wants is for someone to invent it?

KathleenB
KathleenB
13 years ago

Meller still seems to be stuck in a mental rut that says ‘I like something, therefore every other human on the face of the planet likes it, too.’ How fucking self-centered do you have to be to make that leap?

Pecunium
13 years ago

Meller: With people like you in the world I am glad to not be telepathic. Thankfully one need not be psychic to know what you think, because you’ve been (for want a a better word) kind enough to tell us.

Would a “misogynist” be capable of writing the above statement? To ask this question is to answer it!

You are right, and the answer is yes. Anyone, of any stripe can write anything. But nothing in that requires you to like women. There were slave owners (Jefferson springs to mind) who admitted the humanity of their slaves, and even thought them to be, in no substantial way different from them.

Didn’t stop them from oppressing them.

You don’t even admit women are equal to men, that’s what makes you a misogynist, no matter what warm fuzzies it gives you to think of the people you want to degrade being sweet and fluffy.

Pecunium
13 years ago

“When you act shamefully, expect to be shamed, it’s called responsibility.”

This, of course is only true if one is a feminist. A man who acts shamefully (e.g. beating a woman, or a child; or shooting people) has some reason for it, and shouldn’t be condemned, it might even be praiseworthy.

Pecunium
13 years ago

Meller: I’ll probably be dead long before then, of course, but I hope that some of you modern women (or your daughters, who seem to be as bad as youall are, if what I see on college campuses is any indication) live to see yourselves being replaced by “wifebots” or “cybercuties”!.

And then the slaughter can begin.

Yep, not at all hating of women, not in the least. So long as she does just what you tell her to, then she’s, “a woman” and to be loved and smothered.

Let her disagree, and she’s a shrike, and deserves to die.

Pecunium
13 years ago

Debbie: Women like Marie Curie, Ada Lovelace, Admiral Grace Hopper, Rosalyn Yallow… they are mutants: Freaks of Nature. More rare than dancing bears.

Pecunium
13 years ago

Molly: I’d like to see an example of ANY woman being “soft and fluffy”, never mind a historical one.

No, you don’t. Trust me on this one. 🙂

Pecunium
13 years ago

Dracula: Soviet feminism was simply to increase the labor force.

For that matter, so was Rosie the Riveter. That shit was largely tossed aside once the war ended in the name of shunting women out the workforce and into suburban kitchens.

It’s an interesting question what would have happened without WW2, which saw a regression in women’s roles, when it was over. I am not talking about the roles they had during the war, but the roles they had before. Look at films/books/comics from the ’30s. Women had independent roles they’d not have again until the latter half of the ’60s. Something about, “going back to the good old days, before the war” was really poisonous to that.

I don’t know what it was, but it sucks.

Molly Ren
13 years ago
Sniper
Sniper
13 years ago

What is Meller’s problem with shrikes? They’re cute, clever little birds. Or does he think they’re some kind of fabulous monster?

http://kaweahoaks.com/html/shrike1.htm

Dracula
Dracula
13 years ago

Yeah, the whole 1950s suburban middle class nuclear family really strikes me as a massive social engineering project designed for the exclusive comfort and benefit of WWII soldiers returning to civilian life. I’m not saying that trying to return to normalcy and bring about prosperity is a bad thing, but what they were returning to wasn’t really there to begin with. And it saddens me that women were basically chucked under the bus in the process.

ithiliana
13 years ago

@Dracula: Yup–and don’t forget that a lot of the suburban development was all about white flight during the 60s and 70s.

Megalodon
Megalodon
13 years ago

When people want to denounce women’s rights as an indication of decline and collapse, they do not have to rely on internet posters or Scientology. There is always Nietzsche:

“Observe the ages in the history of people when the scholar steps into the foreground: they are ages of exhaustion, often of evening and decline; overflowing energy, certainty of life and of the future, are things of the past. A predominance of mandarins always means something is wrong; so do the advent of democracy, international courts in place of war, equal rights for women, the religion of pity, and whatever other symptoms of declining life there are.”

– On The Genealogy of Morals, Third Essay, Section 25.

Xtra
Xtra
13 years ago

@Kirby what exactly would we have to vote on? xD

I’m thinking women get to vote on proper woman things like, does mayo get spread on the men’s sammiches with a spoon or butter knife, when to do laundry vs clean the toilet, and what to bake for the school holiday function, that is if the men folk will still allow public school of course.

“Show me the MSM talk show.”

Show me the feminist talk show.And no, being hosted by women does not make it feminist. Feminist and woman are not the same thing.

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