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Men Going Their Own Way baffled by lesbians, refuse to believe they exist

Silly lesbian! Girls are icky. Also, you probably don't even exist.

MGTOWers, mostly straight and mostly narrow, don’t really spend a lot of time discussing lesbians. Lesbians, after all, are not only women, but women who like other women — you know, like like. But recently one of the regulars on MGTOWforums.com discovered the concept of “lesbian bed death” – the mythological notion that lesbians in long term relationships barely ever have sex – and, well, a very strange conversation ensued. Shade47 started off the discussion with these, er, observations:

Looks like the super hip lesbos forgot the small fact that in lesbian relations no one ends up paying for sex so it doesn’t happen…

The, “we don’t need men not even for sex.” club isn’t a banging scene these days.

I guess this outcome should have been obvious since you can’t put a hole inside of a hole. I keep trying to picture that and it sends me in a logic loop like a computer tasked with calculating infinity. I just can’t grasp how nothing going into nothing can create the best thing since sliced bread. …

Shade47 is so baffled by lesbians that he refuses to believe that they actually exist:

Do you guys think women are really lesbians or is it just another form of “look at me” attention whoring? I mean they don’t have sex, they don’t reproduce, they don’t achieve financial success like the gay male community does. In fact I’m not sure exactly what lesbians are doing in their relationships. I still don’t believe they are real. In order for two people to come together there must be a very specific purpose and attention whoring is shallow even for women. They usually only shack up for babies and money.

Drauger seconded the notion that lesbians are imaginary:

What do you think would happy [if] you put [two] hateful women in a home together? Bliss? Bitches go fucking shit nuts if some man isn’t giving them attention.

Repeat after me: there is no such thing as a Lesbian, only really confused women. Women are by nature whores that will change their whims depending on the whim, depending on what they perceive society rewarding them for, i.e. whores.

However there are such things as gay men, they are men who have made a defining choice.

Goldenfetus added some conspiracy theory to the mix:

Honestly, I think the entire homosexual scene is about attention – for both men and women. I’m not denying that there are men who are attracted to men and women who are attracted to women, but I do believe the entire ‘gay culture’ was intentionally manufactured to further destroy the birthrate, with the reward for participation being attention and the approval of their elite masters.

Avoidwomen, for his part, not only accepted the existence of lesbianism; he also predicted a big lesbian upswing in the future after more and more men Go Their Own Way:

I expect to see a big increase in lesbianism as more and more men avoid women. We know that women are far more social than men and they really hate being alone, even having cats is considered companionship. As for sex, it’s possible one lesbian couple is a dyke with high T(for a woman) so she pressures the more feminine lesbian for sex and the dyke may actually be paying for sex.

Then he returned to his favorite hobbyhorses: sexbots and “virtual reality” girls:

It will be very interesting to see how much sex men have vs. how much sex women have with their virtual reality computer generated men and women in the year 2020. I bet most men get laid everyday while women try it a few times and not bother with sex anymore when she realizes there’s no money in it. Women will use VR men for his virtual money while men will be with virtual women for virtual sex.

The Great One imagined a slightly different result:

I think that instead of a rise in lesbianism we will see a rise in bisexuality among females.

When females can’t find a man, they will settle for another female (or several pets). ..  These female on female relationships will fall to the side when an available man offers a long term relationship.

Several pets? Hmm. If this guy is right, the future may bring severe cat shortages, sending the price of cats through the roof!

I’m putting all my money in cat futures right now.

Stay tuned for more on MGTOWers and lesbians. It gets even weirder.

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ozymandias42
13 years ago

You know, the funny part is that MRAL is totally my type, except for the hateful raging misogyny and slut-shaming bit. Shy, geeky dude who likes George R. R. Martin? Yes plz.

You have to wonder if he would be in at least a fuckbuddy relationship with a nice nerdgirl slut by now if it weren’t for his misogyny. Sad, really.

Simon
Simon
13 years ago

@ozymandias42:

Simon, honey, please. A convenience sample of Savage Love readers is as far from a simple random sample of bisexual women as my vagina is from MRAL’s cock.

Yeah… when I read that, I was chuckling, too, but honestly you deserve nothing better. 😀 As long as I have to accept your personal stories as facts, I can cite such stuff.

@hellkell:

Uh, called them “whores,” for a start.

But why is this misogynist? I don’t call all women whores, just a certain subset. And it has absolutely nothing to do with their gender. We apply our standards fairly on both sexes.

@kirbywarp:

Encyclopaedia Britannica? I thought we were talking about science here…

Encyclopaedia Britannica is good enough, if there were a scientific consensus on the motivations of rape you should find it there.

But please, you can cite your own tertiary source!

Eneya
13 years ago

G.R. Martin? Eww… no.
Kirbywarp – I get it now. 🙂 I thought it’s some kind of a lingo or a phrase I didn’t know; 😉 Thanks 🙂

kristinmh
kristinmh
13 years ago

Never been spit on, I had a stranger try to lick my face on the subway once. Good times.

MissPrism
13 years ago

MRAL is trying very hard indeed not to think about being in an oily, writhing love sandwich with ozy & Hugo, I can tell that much.

Still, he seems to me to be the only one left with any entertainment value. This rash of blah-blah pseuds is getting jolly boring. Buck up, trollikins!

Erl
Erl
13 years ago

But why is this misogynist? I don’t call all women whores, just a certain subset. And it has absolutely nothing to do with their gender. We apply our standards fairly on both sexes.

It really doesn’t work that way at all. Suppose you’d called someone by a vicious racial epithet; when questioned you said, “well, not all of [minority group] are [epithet], and besides, it has nothing to do with their race.” That would be silly. It wouldn’t make the word less vicious or racist, and it wouldn’t protect those hurt by your comment.

The language you use exists to demean and insult women. You used it to demean and insult a woman, and you don’t think this reflects more broadly on you because you don’t plan to do so more widely. That won’t follow.

Listen, I’m with JSmooth. I don’t care whether you ARE a misogynist. Hate or not hate all you want. But what you SAID was misogynist, whether you meant it or not. If you’re a person of good faith, I urge you to stop using slurs like “slut” or “whore,”* both here and elsewhere. If you don’t understand what the problem with these words is, I’m sure we could tell you at greater length, if you’d like to know. But please don’t simply say “I didn’t mean it that way, so I won’t change;” that’s about an unwillingness to listen to others and learn from their understanding.

*save in the very specific contexts of reclamatory projects and consensual use in sexual activity. But given your attitudes on the topic, I’d recommend spending some time going cold-turkey before feeling secure in your usage.

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
13 years ago

Don’t flatter yourself, I dislike Hugo waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more than Ozymandias or any of you guys.

ozymandias42
13 years ago

Simon: Well, do you have relevant REAL research? Barring actual research with a remotely statistically significant sample, it seems to me simplest to default to “all orientations and genders are equally likely to cheat.”

And while, strictly, calling people whores might not necessarily be sexist as long as you apply your standards equally to all sexes (although it takes place within a cultural context such that referring to women as “whores” hurts more than referring to men as such), it is definitely a sex-negative and assholish thing to do.

Dad 2 Boys
Dad 2 Boys
13 years ago

You can all go fuck yourselves. I’m out.

Simon
Simon
13 years ago

@kirbywarp:

Ah ha! So Simon has finally come clean. Simon thinks that girls liking girls is squicky! Lemme throw you for a loop, Simon. Your GF and your brother in the same room. If your GF is straight, how do you know she has no sexual thoughts about him. This feels very disturbing.

Yes that could happen. But I would never think that leaving my gf and my brother in a room is something innocent, something where I can lay back and think “My two little…”.

@Bee:

No. I said you’ve fallen into the MRM/misogyny trap in part because you’re stupid. That doesn’t mean I think all people who are stupid fall into the MRM/misogyny trap. Pay attention!

No you didn’t say that. You said that you assume that I’m a misogynist because you noticed that I am stupid and easily led.
If that’s the only explanation you have to assume all stupid people are misogynists.

Also: Really, Simon? You can understand the concept of html tags — that’s all you got? I totes has a sad now. BRB, crying myself to sleep.

No, I’ve got much more, for example that I score 26/30 on the mensa workout… but I can’t proof it to you.

@Men’s Rights Activist Lieutenant:

You fucking DICK.

But… why?

Flib
Flib
13 years ago

Way to break character there Dad 2 Boys. Now you’ve ruined your sockpuppet too. I am disappoint.

Dracula
Dracula
13 years ago

Nugganu: MRAL’s “position”? What position? “Lady parts are icky!” “Ozy’s totes got STIs, hur, hur!” Those are only positions in the sense that “You have cooties!” is a position.

Shora
13 years ago

I’m kind of curious. What is is precisely about women having sex do you find so disgusting, Simon? I mean yea, there are STDs, but they’re essentially no different than any other disease you can catch while going about your life being a human being, and are for the most part actually easier to avoid. Condoms are really quite helpful for this as well.

Simon
Simon
13 years ago

@Erl:

Listen, I’m with JSmooth. I don’t care whether you ARE a misogynist. Hate or not hate all you want. But what you SAID was misogynist, whether you meant it or not. If you’re a person of good faith, I urge you to stop using slurs like “slut” or “whore,”* both here and elsewhere. If you don’t understand what the problem with these words is, I’m sure we could tell you at greater length, if you’d like to know. But please don’t simply say “I didn’t mean it that way, so I won’t change;” that’s about an unwillingness to listen to others and learn from their understanding.

First of all, I didn’t say “Women who do xy are whores!”, I just explained that “whores” served as as an internal label. But, ok, I won’t use it anymore.

@MissPrism:

MRAL is trying very hard indeed not to think about being in an oily, writhing love sandwich with ozy & Hugo, I can tell that much.

Still, he seems to me to be the only one left with any entertainment value. This rash of blah-blah pseuds is getting jolly boring. Buck up, trollikins!

God, what a hypocrisy… that was the worst comment, I’ve read in a long time.

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

Wow, Simon just did the “and I have a high IQ.”

It’s an exciting night. I’m wearing a hat with furry bear ears. I know that’s not relevant to anything but I just got this hat and I’m really excited.

Cerberus
13 years ago

You know, I was always curious how a movement that seemed to believe that sexuality was something men could turn off or choose to go gay just to show those women and make them stew in lusts long enough to come crawling back and demand to be treated like crap rationalized what in this world prevented women with their equally apparently malleable sexualities just deciding to do without the douchebags and comfort each other.

Apparently, I now know.

Because apparently Ellen DeGeneres, Dykes on Bikes, and lesbians everywhere don’t exist, never existed, and never will exist. They’ll have to come crawling back to these guys, because there is simply no means by which women can do anything else. Lesbianism is just a scare tactic to try and test their resolve.

Honestly, speaking on behalf of all women, I strongly approved of the MGTOW movement. They should stay strong and vigilant and never once break their resolve to do without female companionship in any form. Weakening resolve is a sign of feminine poisoning from women trying to steal their precious bodily fluids, they will grow a mangina if they break too soon, which is any day before they achieve total victory.

This will ensure that women don’t have to deal sexually or otherwise with idiots this against female personhood. I can’t imagine a greater gift the anti-feminist community could have for women everywhere.

Eneya
13 years ago

Simon, if you have that score in Mensa, that totally proves that the test is bogus.
You are failing to make basic logic connections.
Also, is it a thing in US MENSA tests to be done by people who don’t like/hate women as somehow justifying workaround? “Well… I can’t argue at all but… I have MENSA. It proves I am right, though I can’t use logic/arguments or even basic English to defend my ideas. But that’s not relevant, because intelligence is totally not subjective and me saying I am smart is exactly like being smart by showing it with actions/words/discussions with other people”?

Dracula
Dracula
13 years ago

Holly, having never even seen it, I am envious of your hat.

CassandraSays
13 years ago

Nothing nugganu says is worth taking seriously enough to get upset about, but I have to say, I am a little upset that he seems to have taken his screen name from one of my favorite Pratchett books. Terry would not approve of your sexist bullshit, nugganu.

Sharculese
13 years ago

No, I’ve got much more, for example that I score 26/30 on the mensa workout… but I can’t proof it to you.

careful guys, he’s in mensa AND he owns a set of encyclopedia britannicas. i dont think weve met someone of his intellectual capacity before

Shora
13 years ago

No, I’ve got much more, for example that I score 26/30 on the mensa workout… but I can’t proof it to you.

If you’re going to go on about how smart you are, you should at least know how to use the word proof vs prove

CassandraSays
13 years ago

He may not be able to proof it to us, but surely he knows someone who could explain to him what the word “proof” actually means?

ozymandias42
13 years ago

Nugganu: John Stewart is not a socialist, he is a Green Lantern. Unless you meant Jon Stewart, who is still not a socialist, although at least he comments about politics. I, however, am a socialist! So yay for that at least.

So, uh, bisexual women are all sluts and sluts all cheat? Okay then. I’m a slut and I’ve never cheated and I can meaningfully pairbond all over the place. In fact, I have occasionally pairbonded meaningfully with multiple people at once! That is, like, super-pairbonding power.

Bisexuals are actually about 1.7% of the population

I do have penis envy, though, although these days we call that “transmasculine spectrum.” 

Dude. I have friends that are Muslims. I am pretty sure my friend Nahida is not trying to take over the United States. I think she would have told me. And, no, like the vast majority of Muslim people, she’s monogamous. Most people in non-coercive poly relationships are, judging from my very nonscientific sample, pagan, atheists or Christians.

Simon: Actual smart people don’t go about bragging about how smart they are.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
13 years ago

@Simon:

“Yes that could happen. But I would never think that leaving my gf and my brother in a room is something innocent, something where I can lay back and think “My two little…”

girls? What sort of argument is this? “Ew, squick” is not a valid argument. Come to think about it… what exactly are you arguing? I have to say I’m completely flummoxed.

“No, I’ve got much more, for example that I score 26/30 on the mensa workout… but I can’t proof it to you.”

No, you’re right. You can’t proof it to us at all.

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