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Men Going Their Own Way baffled by lesbians, refuse to believe they exist

Silly lesbian! Girls are icky. Also, you probably don't even exist.

MGTOWers, mostly straight and mostly narrow, don’t really spend a lot of time discussing lesbians. Lesbians, after all, are not only women, but women who like other women — you know, like like. But recently one of the regulars on MGTOWforums.com discovered the concept of “lesbian bed death” – the mythological notion that lesbians in long term relationships barely ever have sex – and, well, a very strange conversation ensued. Shade47 started off the discussion with these, er, observations:

Looks like the super hip lesbos forgot the small fact that in lesbian relations no one ends up paying for sex so it doesn’t happen…

The, “we don’t need men not even for sex.” club isn’t a banging scene these days.

I guess this outcome should have been obvious since you can’t put a hole inside of a hole. I keep trying to picture that and it sends me in a logic loop like a computer tasked with calculating infinity. I just can’t grasp how nothing going into nothing can create the best thing since sliced bread. …

Shade47 is so baffled by lesbians that he refuses to believe that they actually exist:

Do you guys think women are really lesbians or is it just another form of “look at me” attention whoring? I mean they don’t have sex, they don’t reproduce, they don’t achieve financial success like the gay male community does. In fact I’m not sure exactly what lesbians are doing in their relationships. I still don’t believe they are real. In order for two people to come together there must be a very specific purpose and attention whoring is shallow even for women. They usually only shack up for babies and money.

Drauger seconded the notion that lesbians are imaginary:

What do you think would happy [if] you put [two] hateful women in a home together? Bliss? Bitches go fucking shit nuts if some man isn’t giving them attention.

Repeat after me: there is no such thing as a Lesbian, only really confused women. Women are by nature whores that will change their whims depending on the whim, depending on what they perceive society rewarding them for, i.e. whores.

However there are such things as gay men, they are men who have made a defining choice.

Goldenfetus added some conspiracy theory to the mix:

Honestly, I think the entire homosexual scene is about attention – for both men and women. I’m not denying that there are men who are attracted to men and women who are attracted to women, but I do believe the entire ‘gay culture’ was intentionally manufactured to further destroy the birthrate, with the reward for participation being attention and the approval of their elite masters.

Avoidwomen, for his part, not only accepted the existence of lesbianism; he also predicted a big lesbian upswing in the future after more and more men Go Their Own Way:

I expect to see a big increase in lesbianism as more and more men avoid women. We know that women are far more social than men and they really hate being alone, even having cats is considered companionship. As for sex, it’s possible one lesbian couple is a dyke with high T(for a woman) so she pressures the more feminine lesbian for sex and the dyke may actually be paying for sex.

Then he returned to his favorite hobbyhorses: sexbots and “virtual reality” girls:

It will be very interesting to see how much sex men have vs. how much sex women have with their virtual reality computer generated men and women in the year 2020. I bet most men get laid everyday while women try it a few times and not bother with sex anymore when she realizes there’s no money in it. Women will use VR men for his virtual money while men will be with virtual women for virtual sex.

The Great One imagined a slightly different result:

I think that instead of a rise in lesbianism we will see a rise in bisexuality among females.

When females can’t find a man, they will settle for another female (or several pets). ..  These female on female relationships will fall to the side when an available man offers a long term relationship.

Several pets? Hmm. If this guy is right, the future may bring severe cat shortages, sending the price of cats through the roof!

I’m putting all my money in cat futures right now.

Stay tuned for more on MGTOWers and lesbians. It gets even weirder.

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titianblue
titianblue
7 years ago

Pro tip: Helps if you start the conversation within earshot, LateManSays, rather than after all the women have left the building.

HowTrue
HowTrue
7 years ago

women that are into other women would be an excellent reason why it is very hard for us straight guys meeting a good normal woman today. Gee, that is it.

Briznecko
Briznecko
7 years ago

Wow, did you hurt yourself coming up with that brilliant nugget of a thought?

thekidwiththereplaceablehead

Define normal

Howard Bannister
7 years ago

Okay, assuming that the troll is okay with the idea that people don’t choose their sexuality…

What he’s saying is that it’s a shame we don’t force lesbians into loveless, unhappy marriages. Because it’s more convenient for men that way, you see.

That seems to be the most straightforward reading of his hateful little bigotry there.

Briznecko
Briznecko
7 years ago

Whoops, forgot the tag. I mean that with /sarcasm LOTS and LOTS of SARCASM

drst
drst
7 years ago

It always amuses me when MRAs and PUAs talk about being normal as if it’s some kind of distinction in their favor.

NeverWrong
NeverWrong
7 years ago

normal women?, where are they today?

ericalangstontape.com
6 years ago

I akin to a new clip as Tmz tila tequila sex tapes a area.

Fox
Fox
4 years ago

I guess this outcome should have been obvious since you can’t put a hole inside of a hole. I keep trying to picture that and it sends me in a logic loop like a computer tasked with calculating infinity.

Oh my god this is hilarious!!! The poor poor man. Hasn’t he ever heard of the clitorus? I feel for his girlfriend, but doubt he has one.

Besides if he is really so confused about penetrative sex I wonder why he doesn’t realise that lesbians can just go and buy a dick. In fact lebians can buy a whole range of dicks if they want. One for every occasion. Lesbians get to choose pretty much any shape, size or colour of dick. The dicks are always hard, have no risk of passing on STD’s and they don’t get you pregnant. Sounds like a win win over a conventional dick any day.

The poor poor man!

tony
tony
3 years ago

The bottom line is, excuse the pun, there are 7 + Billion people on the planet, and they didn’t get here by homosexual activity. So why are some men and women homosexual? What’s going on here? How is it possible for some people to be sexually attracted to the same sex? According to the Spiritual Research Foundation at least 87 percent of gay men and a similar percentage of homosexual women are possessed by by the ‘Ghost’ of someone of the opposite sex who have died. Lesbians are possessed by male ghosts who cause these women to be sexually attracted to other women. Gay men are possessed by the spirits of women causing these men to be attracted to other men.

Ingmar
Ingmar
2 years ago

@Tony
Lol, is this ironic? As the first part seems tragically serious and no sign of irony, so what if not all sex is reproductive? We got to 7 billions which is a tad bit too much.
About the ghost part, you are gonna find a better irony form, I don’t mind it, as I can’t get the punchline, but I’ll take it as a way to say how outworldly some conspiracionist ideas are ! :D.

kupo
kupo
2 years ago

Hello Ingmar! I don’t recognize your ‘nym, are you new? If so, welcome!

Either way you’ve found a doozey of an old drive-by comment. I really hope that was irony. Though, given the regular content on this blog, I wouldn’t be terribly surprised if it was genuine.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

The Spiritual Science Research Foundation is apparently real. Here’s a very important scientific article about why wearing dreadlocks is spiritually bad

https://www.spiritualresearchfoundation.org/spiritual-living/trends-behaviour-influenced-negative-energies/how-to-not-get-dreadlocks/

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
2 years ago

… … …

http://i.imgur.com/7twtbRN.gif

So why are some men and women homosexual? What’s going on here? How is it possible for some people to be sexually attracted to the same sex?

I actually know the answer to this, or at least the currently-accepted theory, but I somehow doubt there’s much point in typing it out.

(SPOILER ALERT: The answer is not magic ghosts.)

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