Yesterday we met Zero Tolerance Man, a feisty fellow with lots of strong opinions about the ladies, which he posts in giant letters on his blog NOMARRIAGES.COM. Today I’ve got a few more samples of his timeless wisdom and, as promised, some poetry.
American women have this attitude that they deserve a perfect man; a prince on a white horse who will solve all of their problems, look great, and pay for everything. Instead, most will get the shit sandwich they deserve!
American women are just cum dumpsters; sperm receptacles, and human toilets. They have no other value. A man in the USA MUST remain unmarried and must not impregnate these worthless vile monsters we call:
over the hill, past their sell-by date, ugly wrinkled, worthless piece of shit bitches.
Ever notice how horrible the bathroom smells when an American woman get’s done using it? I have a friend who cleans office buildings and he tells me the women’s bathroom is much filthier than the men’s room. The women piss on the toilet seat, don’t flush, leave used tampons on the floor.American women are truly pigs in most cases. That horrible odor you smell is the toxic residue from their bodies and spirit. …
Most American women stink really badly when they take a dump because of their internal toxicity.
American women have personalities similar to the horrible odor they emit
On the relative values of women and toilet paper:
American Women are the lowest slime on the face of the earth. I wouldn’t use one to wipe my ass with. Even toilet paper has more value than an American women. If any of you feminist bitches are reading this:
“F” YOU, YOU PIECE OF CRAP!!!!
If there are any men here who are inspired enough by these posts to want to take up the “zero tolerance lifestyle, our helpful blogger sets forth a list of rules to guide you on your quest. Two of my favorite:
* The most you should ever pay for is a drink or 2 to get her drunk enough to screw. Do NOT pay for dinners, concerts, travel, or movies. In the USA, you should only be spending time with women if you are screwing them or preparing them with alcohol for sex. Otherwise, you should not be with them at all.
* Do NOT give women any attention in public. Ignore them like they don’t exist in the supermarket, gym, etc. Do not look at them at all. Otherwise, you will be feeding the ego of these attention whores. Don’t give these cunts what they want. No eye contact!!!! Walk past them like the are garbage on the ground. If they speak to you do not answer in any more than 1 word answers. Walk away as quickly as possible.
Let’s end with some excerpts from a little poem ZTM has written for the women of America:
You’re an American woman
You try to make me see
It’s all about you, the hell with me
You’re selfish, you’re spoiled
you put up a front
You’ve got nothing to sell
except your cunt! …
Oprah and Phil have made you feel
Like you were all that
Even though you’re big and fat
You bash all the men and then………….
you think you’re a 10
But you belong in a Pig Pen!
I won’t spend a dime, no matter how you whine
I won’t give you kids or marry you bitch
You’ll ass rape me in court, you wicked witch.
I kick you to the curb of your rotten loser life
I have the last laugh
’cause I didn’t make you my wife!!!!!!!
I find myself agreeing with one of ZTM’s points: it’s for the better if he doesn’t marry. That’s a program I think we can all agree on.
No! Seriously, my gay friends DO NOT want this asshole. No one does.
If all the men in the US really are abandoning us for asian women then why do I get so much unsolicited messages online from them? My boyfriend finds it hilarious that so many are so desperate they don’t even check a woman’s relationship status first (or if they do don’t also check to see if they’re poly which I’m not).
If all American women enjoy humiliating men then why did a friend of mine make such good money being paid by men who wanted to be humiliated? There seems to be a steady supply of men who think they need to hire someone to fulfill their humiliation fantasies.
Anecdote time!
My uncle married a Malaysian woman who grew up outside of the United States and its evil feminist ways. They later divorced.
ZTM, care to explain how this is possible in your worldview?
@Noadi
Maybe if he calmed down and accepted who he really is, plus 4-5 years of therapy, he’d be an awesome power bottom?
DARN IT! I’m disappointed in the Zit Man, he flounced back to his schizo-tastic mancave before I could get back home. I guess he doesn’t get off on the abuse like DKM and MRAL.
HollyPervocracy, thanks for pointing out that he doesn’t even own nomarriages.com, that is some funny, funny shit!
HELLO WELCOME TO MY WEBSITE NO MARRIAGE 2.0 DOT COM
AM I A CYBERSPACE YET??
ZTM wrote: “…my lovingly created blog…”
Lovingly created? Come on, ZTM can’t be real. He’s got to be a poe. Any way to tell if the person posting here as ZTM is really the same person who owns that blog?
*reads more of these hilarious comments*
He put a space in his domain name? Lol.
Why am I suddenly reminded of Powdered Toast Man?
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Two things: what’s so important about ‘a full head of hair’? and what’s so wrong with living with cats?
(Is it because cats poo?)
I have three cats… they poop in their litterbox, which is in a bathroom. Where’s the issue with cats?
Maybe he reckons US single women use litterboxes, too?
Also, he can stay in USA, don’t come to my country, thanks! :]
If women use litterboxes exclusively, there’s still no real issue for ZTM… litterboxes are scented and can be scooped out. There’s still no room for his stupidity.
Also, I’m with the rest of the folks here who would be happy to see ZTM move outside of the US.
Not American myself, but from my experience Yank women haven’t much going for them. Little understanding of irony, I found them quite crass, but mostly just boring. I’ve shagged a couple but they were nothing to write home about and were really quite easy. The author of the site has likely had Asian or European women, if so, then he’s ruined as far as American women are concerned. Once you’ve experienced a real female, why would you go back to a crass, dimwitted lard-arse?
Isn’t there a nice deserted island we can send all the MRAs to?
Fuck that, I like islands. Let’s ship them off to W. Texas.
PFFT I can write better then that! lolz
“Isn’t there a nice deserted island we can send all the MRAs to?”
As long as there aren’t any fat, tattooed American skanks, I’m all for it.
Bet anyone a kajillion internets that his next blog post will be about how Manboobz sucks.
Jonathan Swift covered the “women poop” routine better and more disturbingly in the 18th century:
Thus finishing his grand Survey,
Disgusted Strephon stole away
Repeating in his amorous Fits,
Oh! Celia, Celia, Celia shits!
http://ethnicity.rutgers.edu/~jlynch/Texts/dressing.html
Manboobz doesn’t suck, he’s giving the MRA movement tonnes of exposure, we owe him a debt of gratitude
I don’t understand this guy’s problem with women caring about financial or emotional support. So what if you’re a success object- that’s great, actually. Or so what if women have massive emotional demands? Both of those a hell of a lot better than being judged on looks, because you can do something about them. You can be a success if you work at it, likewise with your EQ. I’d love that.
Unfortunately, I think he’s wrong- women care about looks far, far more than intelligence or wealth or emotional sensitivity or what have you. And their standards are stratospheric. Oh well.
I keep going back to the poem.
“I have the last laugh
’cause I didn’t make you my wife!!!!!!!”
I’m really not seeing why any rational woman would view this as a bug rather than a benefit. It’s just so funny how they’re all “bitches ignore me…yeah well, I won’t marry you so I win!”. It’s like turning up at a job the day after you were fired and declaring loudly that you quit.
Oh, totally, Mr. Al. If only women were interested in men with a better understanding of their own emotions and the feelings of others, then you’d be a huge success with the ladies. Mr. Al: The Brad Pitt* of Emotions.
*I felt obligated to mention Brad Pitt as the paragon of womanly desire, because, you know. MRAs.
ZTM, I think SOME American women are ok. There was this girl who lived on my floor last year who was really nice. That being said, I understand your anger, just I think it’s important not to make generalizations.
It’s like turning up at a job interview and declaring that you quit. It’s impossible to imagine anyone having a reaction other than “welp, we dodged a bullet.”
Hi MRAL. What were some of the really nice girl’s good qualities?