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NoMarriages.com Part Two: “American women have personalities similar to the horrible odor they emit.”

Caution: Girls are Stinky

Yesterday we met Zero Tolerance Man, a feisty fellow with lots of strong opinions about the ladies, which he posts in giant letters on his blog NOMARRIAGES.COM. Today I’ve got a few more samples of his timeless wisdom and, as promised, some poetry.

On romance:

American women have this attitude that they deserve a perfect man; a prince on a white horse who will solve all of their problems, look great, and pay for everything.  Instead, most will get the shit sandwich they deserve!

American women are just cum dumpsters; sperm receptacles, and human toilets. They have no other value. A man in the USA MUST remain unmarried and must not impregnate these worthless vile monsters we call:

over the hill, past their sell-by date, ugly wrinkled, worthless piece of shit bitches.

On personal hygiene:

Ever notice how horrible the bathroom smells when an American woman get’s done using it? I have a friend who cleans office buildings and he tells me the women’s bathroom is much filthier than the men’s room. The women piss on the toilet seat, don’t flush, leave used tampons on the floor.American women are truly pigs in most cases. That horrible odor you smell is the toxic residue from their bodies and spirit. …

Most American women stink really badly when they take a dump because of their internal toxicity.

American women have personalities similar to the horrible odor they emit

On the relative values of women and toilet paper:

American Women are the lowest slime on the face of the earth. I wouldn’t use one to wipe my ass with. Even toilet paper has more value than an American women. If any of you feminist bitches are reading this:

“F” YOU, YOU PIECE OF CRAP!!!!

If there are any men here who are inspired enough by these posts to want to take up the “zero tolerance lifestyle, our helpful blogger sets forth a list of rules to guide you on your quest. Two of my favorite:

* The most you should ever pay for is a drink or 2 to get her drunk enough to screw. Do NOT pay for dinners, concerts, travel, or movies. In the USA, you should only be spending time with women if you are screwing them or preparing them with alcohol for sex. Otherwise, you should not be with them at all.

* Do NOT give women any attention in public. Ignore them like they don’t exist in the supermarket, gym, etc. Do not look at them at all. Otherwise, you will be feeding the ego of these attention whores. Don’t give these cunts what they want. No eye contact!!!! Walk past them like the are garbage on the ground. If they speak to you do not answer in any more than 1 word answers. Walk away as quickly as possible.

Let’s end with some excerpts from a little poem ZTM has written for the women of America:

You’re an American woman

You try to make me see

It’s all about you, the hell with me

You’re selfish, you’re spoiled

you put up a front

You’ve got nothing to sell

except your cunt! …

 

Oprah and Phil have made you feel

Like you were all that

Even though you’re big and fat

You bash all the men and then………….

you think you’re a 10

But you belong in a Pig Pen!

 

I won’t spend a dime, no matter how you whine

I won’t give you kids or marry you bitch

You’ll ass rape me in court, you wicked witch.

I kick you to the curb of your rotten loser life

I have the last laugh

’cause I didn’t make you my wife!!!!!!!

I find myself agreeing with one of ZTM’s points: it’s for the better if he doesn’t marry. That’s a program I think we can all agree on.

 

 

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CassandraSays
CassandraSays
9 years ago

So basically BITCHES JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND instead of PARENTS JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND. But which much more profanity.

lexiedi
9 years ago

Anti-Poem Poem!

You’re sour, you’re stupid, you’re, quite frankly, a jerk.
Let’s hope your propaganda is too mindless to work.

I don’t want your money, so you can go to hell.
Because my sex isn’t for you and it isn’t for sale.

Getting me drunk and then having sex isn’t cool.
And, honestly, it proves you’re really a fool.

When you hear this I know your mouth will hang agape.
But drugging and sexing? Yeah, that’s called rape.

Please, whatever you do, do not procreate.
Think of the future if you won’t think of your mate.

I don’t care if you think I smell like a turd.
In the end, there are no words, I’ll just flip you the bird.

nugganu
nugganu
9 years ago

No actually, us MRA types just want you feminist bitches to stop taking our children away from us.

zhinxy
9 years ago

That essentialism also is basically how they frequently justify ranking women on looks, while judging women for not looking deep inside. It’s seen as more natural, healthy, evolutionary and pure than women’s evil, selfish hypergamy – Women are really the SAME inside, therefore you might as well pick the best looking one.

KathleenB
KathleenB
9 years ago

I am already dealing with weirdos leering at my 10 year old girl.

My dad actually tried to get the address of the guy who tried to kidnap me out of the officer who came to tell us the creeper had been arrested. Only once, but my father was a man of peace – until someone tried to hurt his kids, then… well, I don’t think it would have ended well for the creeper.

KathleenB
KathleenB
9 years ago

MRAL: You really need to stop thinking women have a hive mind. Some women like tall guys – that’s shiny. Some women like ’em short, or don’t care, that’s shiny, too. My husband is… eh, 5’8, 5’9? i don’t know, I’ve never measured him. But he’s shorter than me, and we’re doing fine.

Quackers
Quackers
9 years ago

Ami, maybe they think its that easy to improve our self esteem because they notice all the products aimed at improving women. Diet food and shakes for instant, they might think that will easily help the fatties, its not like women don’t crave carbs and “normal” food like men do, we like our salads and yogurt just fine.

Then the clothes and make-up, sadly that can only do so much if you don’t already have conventionally attractive features and body type.

And yea, forget women who think clubbing is boring and pointless, and who would rather stay at home on a Friday night playing video games or watching movies…they can totally just change into a superficial party girl >.>

Dracula
Dracula
9 years ago

The man is demanding, his poetry’s bad,
he thinks that all women should blow him.

You might think at first he’s pathetic and sad,
but you’ll hate him once you get to know him.

He rants and he raves ’bout how bitched ain’t shit,
he says that they’re gross and diseased.

But on the inside, as he pitches his fit,
He’s begging for love in his knees.

Dracula
Dracula
9 years ago

“…bitche[s] ain’t shit,…”

I need an editor.

lexiedi
9 years ago

Dracula: So do I. O the hardships of imaginative writing!

Dracula
Dracula
9 years ago

lexiedi: Oh yes. Nice work by the way. 🙂

lexiedi
9 years ago

Dracula: You too! <3

Much better than my couplets over and over. ^w^

Dracula
Dracula
9 years ago

Thanks! Ugh, I keep finding more typos.

“…[on] his knees.”

Moewicus
Moewicus
9 years ago

A sonnet, for greater justice.

Bogged down by toilet fixation,
an observer might be led to think
that despite his loose mental calibration
his brain might be less clogged than his sink.

But it’s all about those stinky ‘merican bitches,
lame poems with no rhyme scheme, the cad,
an IQ just about the same size as his britches,
and slinky non-western women, that dumb fad.

Colors and fonts varied, with pictures replete,
you’ll long to gouge out your eyes
just waiting to hit control-alt-delete.
For Zed always has his sights on the real prize:

Anights, to bed drunk women–yes, the very same–
and try not, the next day, to dwell too long on his shame.

Arielle Shander
9 years ago

So apparently, American women are horrible, evil, scheming bitches…yet some of them are good enough to try to fuck after getting them drunk enough.

Looks like the word “hypocrisy” isn’t in that asshole’s lexicon.

Donsie
Donsie
9 years ago

This makes me so, so glad I’m too ugly for a PUA to bother talking to me. All the crunches in the wold won’t make me Megan Fox (phew). Plus, I’ll never find myself married to ZTM, so all in all a good day so far.

Reader of Manboobz
Reader of Manboobz
9 years ago

OK, I usually just lurk. But someone at the beginning of the thread was worried about his post where he claimed to have caused a traffic accident on purpose. I personally thought that post lacked the ring of veracity.

So I’d like to reassure the person who was worried about the car accident: don’t worry! This guy only fantasises about causing car accidents, rather than causing them for real.

Although he told his admiring sockpuppet that he had snapped the images of the smashed up car himself, owing to “fortunately having his cellphone with him,” he pulled them off the web.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/3edd3bm (redirects to a massively long URL for a Google Image Search which proves the point.)

Anyway, I doubt anyone will be massively shocked that ZTM is a liar, but I just wanted to reassure myself as well as the person who pointed out the car accident story.

I’m sure his story about being a six foot tall thick-haired underwear model is totes true though!

Sorka
Sorka
9 years ago

“So basically BITCHES JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND instead of PARENTS JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND. But which much more profanity.”

@CassandraSays Yes, and poop references. Don’t forget the poop references.

Sorka
Sorka
9 years ago

I wonder why on earth he thinks that we’ll find him any less repulsive just because he’s a six foot tall underwear model with a full head of thick black hair?

“I hate women!”.
“That’s okay, your hair is so thick and black, I can’t stay mad at you.”
“YOU SMELL OF POO! DIE ALONE WITH 10 CATS!!111 POOR WITTLE BABY!”
“Ooh, have you been working out?”.

You sir, are ugly on the inside.

Kollege Messerschmitt
9 years ago

Awww, darn, I missed out on ZTM’s hissy fit 🙁
I think in a way, he is kind of refreshing in his unapologetic woman-hate. No attempts to justify it with some weird MRA “logic”.
It’s just so…pure.

Also, my brother once said that he finds american women totally hot (he is a bit of an America fanboy), so I don’t know where that fits into ZTM’s theory.

blitzgal
9 years ago

People keep telling me they are a minority but I’m having a really hard time buying it.

They are in the minority. Every guy I’ve shown this site to either thinks these guys are hysterically pathetic or appalling.

Magical Laura (@_magical_laura)

Bad poetry, oh noetry!

kristinmh
kristinmh
9 years ago

Zhinxy: I would prefer talking about Doctor Who than MRAL’s lack of success with the ladies!

IIRC Alex Kingston is in her late 40s and REALLY HOT, and while the Doctor is supposed to be what, 1100 or something now Matt Smith is about 28, so I’m sure some MRA somewhere is up in arms about the relationship. I’m personally up in arms about the way they wrapped up the Doctor Must Die In Utah story arc (no spoilers if you haven’t seen it, but WTF??? And not in a good way.) And how they killed off Badass Old Amy Pond in favour of Helpless Passed-Out Young Amy Pond in that one episode. Not cool.

trichquestions
9 years ago

Can somebody explain the pic in this post to me? I don’t get it…

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
9 years ago

I don’t think there are enough of them to even qualify as a minority. I don’t believe I’ve ever met one in the wild.

Then again, I do live in Gayhippieliberalcommiepinkofeministland. One of the big ones does appear to live in either Marin or Napa, but I notice that he avoids the city and the People’s Republic of Berkeley. It’s like we sort of herd them away from all the places where you’d actually want to hang out.

Magical Laura (@_magical_laura)

Read through this thread and can’t stop laughing!

Yeh my bf is 5’7 if I’m generous…+ I have a full head of dark hair!

zhinxy
9 years ago

IIRC Alex Kingston is in her late 40s and REALLY HOT, and while the Doctor is supposed to be what, 1100 or something now Matt Smith is about 28, so I’m sure some MRA somewhere is up in arms about the relationship.

Nearly 50, if I’m not mistaken, and YOWZA! Yeah, that’s what I was thinking -Somewhere, there’s got to be a fabulous MRA Rant about those two!

I’m personally up in arms about the way they wrapped up the Doctor Must Die In Utah story arc (no spoilers if you haven’t seen it, but WTF??? And not in a good way.) And how they killed off Badass Old Amy Pond in favour of Helpless Passed-Out Young Amy Pond in that one episode. Not cool.

I think I may have made my peace with the way he got out of it, though Girl Who Waited and the loss of Amy is just too much emotion for me to sort out. Really. LOT of feelings. gleareiouajnlkdfsaga.

Kyrie
Kyrie
9 years ago

@Ami “forget if WE are shy, or introverted or prefer D&D or etc etc etc….”

The first man I fell in love I met him in a RPG club. He never knew, not because I waited for him to do his job as a man and ask me out, but because I am very shy.

They are plenty of men that I fantasize about who are short (not shorter than me, but since I hardly know any man shorter than me, that means nothing)
My boyfriend is is little taller then me, which definitly is NOT a plus since kissing would be easier if we were the same height.(side note: our first “dates” were board games and a walk in a park. Nobody bought anybody anything and nobody needed to be drunk)

So it’s just American woman who are filfthy? I guess that means, as a European, my poo smells like rainbows and unicorns. Good to know. (ps: sorry to tell that, but we have feminists here too)

Sorka
Sorka
9 years ago

I thought he tolerated Asian women at least, but no, he’s also devoted a blog post to “A Reader’s” assessment of Asian women: (tldr: the “assessment” is negative, to say the least)

http://nomarriages.wordpress.com/2011/09/06/a-readers-assessment-of-asian-women/

I’ve never met anyone as crazy as this, or even anyone who professes to be an MRA, except for on the Internet.

Pam
Pam
9 years ago

Anyway, I doubt anyone will be massively shocked that ZTM is a liar, but I just wanted to reassure myself as well as the person who pointed out the car accident story.

ZTM a liar?? Oooooh, say it ain’t so!!!

Eneya
9 years ago

Zero Tolerance Man said:
Just so you know, I have never been married, 6’1″ tall, full head of hair, athletic build, age 36. 10 years ago I was a print ad model for business suits.

Of course you are honey.
But wasn’t your previous post actually a joke?
So… you dropped the “it’s a joke” act and simply proceeded with hating women because… you can? Pathetic.

As a non-American woman, I tell you, we poop as well, so I hope you visiting anywhere from the rest of the world was just removed from your future plans?

trichquestions
9 years ago

David Futrelle: I figured as much, I was just a bit thrown off by the ‘disabled’ logo…

ithiliana
9 years ago

@Magpie: Cats! Familiars of Satan! Witches! So, yeah, single women, cats, TEH DEVIL, very longstanding associations.

We have five at the moment (used to have 13–we were in animal rescue).

There’s also the issue of the impossibility of commanding cats to do anything. SOME people esp. some men hate that.

Happy Anti-MRA
Happy Anti-MRA
9 years ago

I’m finding the discussion about MRA esentialism interesting.

MRA essentialism is based on a few things, all contradictory;

Women earn the same as men except they don’t and that’s why men have to pay for everything

Women earn the same as men but “feminist” governance still awards women everything that a man has as soon as the woman makes a false (always false) allegation

Women are as violent as men except men are more violent than women but women want men to be violent because it’s how nature intended

Women control all men because women control sexual access and reproduction but women also want to steal men’s sperm so that they can have their lives paid for forever by a man

Feminists are cultural Marxists who claim that women are oppressed by men. MRAs combat this by claiming that men are oppressed by women

Expanding on the cultural Marxism theme, MRAs claim that women and “alpha males” are actually the oppressers of “beta males”. To combat this, males need to become “Zeta males”

MRAs are marginalised and not taken seriously because of the feminist controlled government and media except when MRAs are on the cusp of changing the world which is now because of their presence on the internet

Women falsely allege all of their abuse EXCEPT in the cases of murder when a dead body provides the evidence – but in this instance, the poor man was driven to it

kristinmh
kristinmh
9 years ago

Happy Anti-MRA – it may seem contradictory, but MRA philosophy makes sense if you boil it down to two simple ideas:

– Women suck; and
– Everything is women’s fault.

So what if the logical conclusions that follow in various situations contradict each other?

Zhinxy – I dunno, the concept of a fixed point in time was pretty well established back in “The Fires of Pompei” – anything you do to change it will just make it happen. But now *SPOILER ALERT* the Doctor gets to fool time through what amounts to a technicality? Bullshit! It seems like someone in the writing room said “Hey, let’s start the season by have a future doctor get killed!” and no one thought the thing through. I thought it was going to turn out to be the Flesh Doctor – that would have made sense, since they were basically the same person – but no.

Eneya
9 years ago

There was NO sense in the way this season went. I miss Tennant’s doctor more and more. Not that there weren’t the share ammound of movie-logic but was more tolerable somehow.

Happy Anti-MRA
Happy Anti-MRA
9 years ago

Another tenant of MRA thinking;

Manipulating the internet so that a half-baked, crazed accusation against a person/institution shows on page 6 of a Google search is a victory against “feminist governance”

You’ve got to hand it to these guys, they are easily pleased.

If any MRAs are reading this, please try to understand. You will achieve *nothing*. Your philosophy is totally devoid of reason. People laugh at you – all of the time. American Nazi skinheads have a significantly higher following than you do – and guess what? They will achieve nothing and their philosophy is devoid of reasons. People laugh at them.

You are good for a giggle but not much else, I’m afraid.

MRAs – the nuttiest bunch of fruitloops this side of the Flat Earch Society.

http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm

kristinmh
kristinmh
9 years ago

Yeah, Eneya, I liked a lot of the stand alone episodes (particularly the one with Craig and the baby), but the overall arc of the season just fizzled.

Eneya
9 years ago

The episode with Craig was… “no dear god, not the power of love saves the day” for me.
Maybe I am a bit too used with more dark British shows but this episode was so bland for me. I understand that people like it but oh well 🙂

Viscaria
Viscaria
9 years ago

Incredibly late to the party, but this is the second time this week that a post here has made me really confused about my own relationship. I mean, I thought I was madly in love with my boyfriend (5’9″ to my 5’7) but I guess I really want to trade him for a taller man? Or maybe I just use him as a sugar daddy to get all of the shiny things he buys me… only I don’t remember him ever doing that. Am I in it for the long game, out to steal his babiez?

You know what? He’s probably too hot for me, so I’m depriving some poor less attractive soul of the caliber of women he’s entitled to. Based on the objective measures of hotness for both men and women.

Hershele Ostropoler
9 years ago

Kollege:

Also, my brother once said that he finds american women totally hot (he is a bit of an America fanboy), so I don’t know where that fits into ZTM’s theory.

ZTM’s personal reality aside, many people find foreigners hot (someone out there finds Foreigner hot, but that’s not important right now). My girlfriend is American but of a different ethnic background, for instance. I could probably come up with some bullshit evo-psych reason if I cared to.

Amphitrite
Amphitrite
9 years ago

Nug, what if I didn’t take away my kids? What if their biological dad threw them at me?

What if his neglect of them was so pronounced that though I asked for joint custody to give him a chance, the judge (a male judge) took it away from him because he wasn’t attempting to even see the kids?

Do these situations even exist in your view of the universe? Sorry for the lack of fun hyperbole, but I’m honestly curious now.

Amused
Amused
9 years ago

This whole MRA brou-ha-ha over boycotting American “and Western” women strangely reminds of that small debate around St. Francis’ comments about bathing.

Whenever people say that people in the Middle Ages were filthy and never bathed, they always bring up this comment by St. Francis: “An unwashed body is a holy body.” But of course, St. Francis wasn’t saying that for us, in order to educate us about 13th (?) century hygiene. He was saying that for his contemporaries. And that means that his comment indicates exactly the opposite: people were bathing and St. Francis thought that was bad. If everyone was filthy, he wouldn’t need to extol the virtues of filth, to try to get people to do what they were already doing — right?

Same with guys like ZTM. “American men are going to Thailand to get wives in droves! Fifty percent of American women have no boyfriends or husbands, and that number is growing by several percentage points every month! A couple of years from now, not a single American woman will have a man! It’s a watershed! And that’s why I’m on the Internet, foaming at the mouth in my efforts to get men to not have anything to do with American women. Logic!!”

blitzgal
9 years ago

Fifty percent of American women have no boyfriends or husbands, and that number is growing by several percentage points every month! A couple of years from now, not a single American woman will have a man! It’s a watershed! And that’s why I’m on the Internet, foaming at the mouth in my efforts to get men to not have anything to do with American women. Logic!!

Yeah, it took 55 years for the percent of single American women to rise from 35% (1950) to 51% (2005). Now, I’m a girl so that means I’m bad at math, but I don’t think it’s going to hit 90% within five years. Although, Zero Intelligence Man did say it would be white women who are 90% single by then.

darksidecat
9 years ago

My mother has five white brothers, all of whom are considerably shorter than six foot, all of whom have been married at least once (my one uncle is on his third marriage at the moment). My brother is taller than most of my mother’s brothers, at a solid five nine, and he is married as well.

So, while there are some women who like very tall men, and there are some social standards that say that women should date men taller than them, millions of men shorter than six foot date, marry, and have sex, so it is obviously not all women who will only date men over six foot.

blitzgal
9 years ago

Oh look, zippy’s wrong about the white women:

Forty-five percent of black women in America have never been married, compared with 23 percent of white women, according to the U.S. Census Bureau’s American Community Survey in 2006.

http://articles.cnn.com/2008-07-22/living/single.black.women_1_black-women-white-women-black-men?_s=PM:LIVING

nugganu
nugganu
9 years ago

“What if his neglect of them was so pronounced that though I asked for joint custody to give him a chance, the judge (a male judge) took it away from him because he wasn’t attempting to even see the kids?

Do these situations even exist in your view of the universe? Sorry for the lack of fun hyperbole, but I’m honestly curious now.”

No doubt they exist, I just think the deadbeat Dad meme has been focussed on at the expense of the opposite, and certainly exaggerated.

A lot of men walk away simply because the mother makes it virtually impossible for a man to be in his children’s lives.

Guys like me who went after his child suffer because of women who sometimes make some bad choices like you did.

There’s a court document that a mother files to claim child support from the father. I, as the father, had to file that court document, only in reverse – I went after the mother in order to pay support.

That’s how upside down the family courts are.

Seraph
Seraph
9 years ago

Protip: If you only have sex with inebriated people on the point of passing out, you are nearly immune to false rape accusations.

Exactly.

But to expand on my original snark: I find it interesting that MRA’s (misogynists in general, really) are so terrified that some sociopathic woman will accuse them of rape for no real reason after a consensual encounter, but they’re also the first to push the technical legal definition of “consent” as far as it will go: “Is it rape if she’s just a little tipsy? How about if she’s had a few but she clearly wants it? Hey, she wouldn’t have come back to my place for a nightcap if she didn’t want it. It’s not my fault she passed out halfway through.”

Pear_tree
Pear_tree
9 years ago

Reader of Manboobz, thank you. I thought it was possible he was lying, but I’m glad you managed to confirm it. That post was unusually horrible, even by the standard of things normally linked to on this website.

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