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NoMarriages.com Part Two: “American women have personalities similar to the horrible odor they emit.”

Caution: Girls are Stinky

Yesterday we met Zero Tolerance Man, a feisty fellow with lots of strong opinions about the ladies, which he posts in giant letters on his blog NOMARRIAGES.COM. Today I’ve got a few more samples of his timeless wisdom and, as promised, some poetry.

On romance:

American women have this attitude that they deserve a perfect man; a prince on a white horse who will solve all of their problems, look great, and pay for everything.  Instead, most will get the shit sandwich they deserve!

American women are just cum dumpsters; sperm receptacles, and human toilets. They have no other value. A man in the USA MUST remain unmarried and must not impregnate these worthless vile monsters we call:

over the hill, past their sell-by date, ugly wrinkled, worthless piece of shit bitches.

On personal hygiene:

Ever notice how horrible the bathroom smells when an American woman get’s done using it? I have a friend who cleans office buildings and he tells me the women’s bathroom is much filthier than the men’s room. The women piss on the toilet seat, don’t flush, leave used tampons on the floor.American women are truly pigs in most cases. That horrible odor you smell is the toxic residue from their bodies and spirit. …

Most American women stink really badly when they take a dump because of their internal toxicity.

American women have personalities similar to the horrible odor they emit

On the relative values of women and toilet paper:

American Women are the lowest slime on the face of the earth. I wouldn’t use one to wipe my ass with. Even toilet paper has more value than an American women. If any of you feminist bitches are reading this:

“F” YOU, YOU PIECE OF CRAP!!!!

If there are any men here who are inspired enough by these posts to want to take up the “zero tolerance lifestyle, our helpful blogger sets forth a list of rules to guide you on your quest. Two of my favorite:

* The most you should ever pay for is a drink or 2 to get her drunk enough to screw. Do NOT pay for dinners, concerts, travel, or movies. In the USA, you should only be spending time with women if you are screwing them or preparing them with alcohol for sex. Otherwise, you should not be with them at all.

* Do NOT give women any attention in public. Ignore them like they don’t exist in the supermarket, gym, etc. Do not look at them at all. Otherwise, you will be feeding the ego of these attention whores. Don’t give these cunts what they want. No eye contact!!!! Walk past them like the are garbage on the ground. If they speak to you do not answer in any more than 1 word answers. Walk away as quickly as possible.

Let’s end with some excerpts from a little poem ZTM has written for the women of America:

You’re an American woman

You try to make me see

It’s all about you, the hell with me

You’re selfish, you’re spoiled

you put up a front

You’ve got nothing to sell

except your cunt! …

 

Oprah and Phil have made you feel

Like you were all that

Even though you’re big and fat

You bash all the men and then………….

you think you’re a 10

But you belong in a Pig Pen!

 

I won’t spend a dime, no matter how you whine

I won’t give you kids or marry you bitch

You’ll ass rape me in court, you wicked witch.

I kick you to the curb of your rotten loser life

I have the last laugh

’cause I didn’t make you my wife!!!!!!!

I find myself agreeing with one of ZTM’s points: it’s for the better if he doesn’t marry. That’s a program I think we can all agree on.

 

 

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Zero Tolerance Man
Zero Tolerance Man
13 years ago

Only men who are pussies hate me, ZTM

NullPointer
NullPointer
13 years ago

Most of you are nothing but toxic waste who offer nothing but a stink hole between your fat thighs.

Ok, I’m curious. Do you believe that the “toxicity” of American women literally makes their poop/their vaginas/their bodies in general smell worse, or was that some sort of metaphor?

KathleenB
KathleenB
13 years ago

Any man who marries you is a MADMAN

Gee, my husband has been crazy for over TEN YEARS and I never noticed?!?!

Bostonian
13 years ago

Fathers of daughters hate you, and if that makes us pussies, then die in a fire.

Dracula
Dracula
13 years ago

Really, it’s almost cute when dudes who make a point of wallowing in hateful misery think it’s everyone else who is in need of pity. Whatever helps you sleep at night, guy.

Sharculese
13 years ago

i could never hate any one with the wit to rhyme ‘all that’ with ‘big and fat’

none of my boys (my fans)

lmao. i do however, think you are just colossal amounts of lame.

but hey, keep ranting about stranger’s internet dating profiles. everyone needs a hobby, even if its kind of a sad one.

Dracula
Dracula
13 years ago

Damn, I broke it. Oh, well.

thebionicmommy
thebionicmommy
13 years ago

Women in the USA have become scandalous monsters; loud mouth bitches who try to clean out men in divorce court.

Hey, who are you calling loud mouthed!?

Is it just me or does ZTM sound kind of creepy with his poop obsessions? When he said men should use women as human toilets, it made me remember that weird movie The Human Centipede. Ick.

Zero Tolerance Man
Zero Tolerance Man
13 years ago

Most men who are stupid enough to marry in the USA will have their balls handed to them on a silver platter by the bitch they married. You men will learn the hard way when you lose your money and your house in divorce court to these cunts

thebionicmommy
thebionicmommy
13 years ago

Zero Tolerance Man, you are comic gold. Please go on and enlighten us with your words of wisdom. Don’t hold anything back.

Brandon
Brandon
13 years ago

I am all for advocating men to not get married, but that site is just messed up.

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

Wow.. looking at ZTM’s blog, he really does seem to have a problem specifically with the idea that women have bodily functions.

It seems to be little more than pictures (many of them of happy looking people outdoors with friends, which, you know, the irony) of women from dating sites, interspersed with “SHE SHITS! SHE PISSES! SHE FARTS!” like he this was a shocking betrayal.

I assume his own feces smells of raspberries and honeyed wine.

PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth

A friend of mine has finalized his divorce (he said dating has been a shock) and he did not lose the house, he did however volunteer to pay for all the stuff the kids need as they finish college.

Then again, he is a rich lawyer.

Amnesia
Amnesia
13 years ago

Also, none of my boys (my fans) hate women. We love good foreign women, but hate American or Western bitches

Then I pity foreign women. They deserve better than your shit.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
13 years ago

“If women didn’t have vaginas, no one would talk to them.”

Not even other women? Or are you just openly admitting that you don’t consider the group “women” to be part of the larger group “people”?

Sharculese
13 years ago

Then I pity foreign women. They deserve better than your shit.

fortunately, foreign women are safely across the border from them.

katz
13 years ago

OK, people already mentioned it, but his poem is a big disappointment because it’s such an obvious ripoff. Sam the Eagle’s version was far better.

Shora
13 years ago

Only men who are pussies hate me, ZTM

You do realize that’s the logic of like, an 8 year old, right?

“You don’t want to play with me? Well fine, you’re a poopyhead!”

And to be honest, you’re not even that good at offending. Yea, you’re offensive, but you’re just too incredibly over the top to inspire an emotional reacting more intense than “uhm…wow”

I mean, it’s pretty basic neuroscience; prolonged exposure to a stimuli decreases the response to that stimuli. That’s why you got to mix it up a bit, vary the intensities and so on to maintain that shock value.

Snowy
Snowy
13 years ago

Is it just me or does ZTM sound kind of creepy with his poop obsessions? When he said men should use women as human toilets, it made me remember that weird movie The Human Centipede. Ick.

It made me think of that creepy scene in Freeway. And we all know what happened to that guy! HA!

AbsintheDexterous
13 years ago

Sounds like he hates everyone – “Instead, most will get the shit sandwich they deserve!” Such a simple sentence, such man- and women-hating.

He’s actually kind of silly. He’s the over-the-top ManlyMan (TM).

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
13 years ago

Also, how exactly does a personality resemble a smell? Is this like the people who claim to be able to hear colors?

Improbable Joe
Improbable Joe
13 years ago

I’ve been married for almost 7 years, and my balls are still attached and appear to be functioning properly. Maybe she melted down the silver platter and traded it for the Les Paul in the picture at the top of this post, that she bought me for no other occasion than that she loves me? My wife smells pretty good, and there’s no poop coming out of the wrong orifices or randomly during the day or night. I’m pretty sure that she pees poops and farts less than me, come to think of it.

Amused
13 years ago

So … a washed-up model, huh? Well, Zoolander, if your modeling was anything like your poetry, I pity all those textile companies that went out of business.

LyssatakeaBow
LyssatakeaBow
13 years ago

sooo i’m sure part of it is where i’m from (maybe? i’m not exactly sure) but growing up a lot of my friends whos parents were divorced primarily lived with their fathers and among the people i know in my age group 2 of the fathers have primary custody as well. I mean just from what i’ve seen at least it’s close to 50/50, i don’t doubt that overall women are more likely to get custody but i have a feeling most of the times there are reasons for that. with THAT said if MRA types would like to give me significant evidence that women unfairly win in divorce/custody debates I am very willing to look at it. Like I’ve never witnessed a divorce situation where either one gets taken for everything their worth or something. i’ve seen mostly amicable ones but even some less than amicable ones I still haven’t witnessed this. I do know of one guy who married a foreign woman and she left him after ten years but he’s really an emotionally abusive guy, don’t have any sympathy for him. Yeah he WILLINGLY gave her money during their marriage (also insisted she didn’t work for part of it). i know there can’t be any alimony or anything cause he doesn’t make anything and has always been at least close to paycheck to paycheck.

I’m not saying shit doesn’t happen i’m just skeptical that it’s this epidemic that they claim.

LyssatakeaBow
LyssatakeaBow
13 years ago

i know one guy who i feel is a better parent than the the child’s mother from what I understand and she has primary custody and i think maybe he should, but he gets his son like 2 or 3 days a week still it’s not like he doesn’t see him.