He may be a raving misogynist asshole who seems to spend most of his free time scanning through PlentyOfFish profiles for women he can insult. But I’ll give Zero Tolerance Man props for one thing: his blog, NO MARRIAGES.COM, is very easy to read.
Not because he’s a brilliant writer with the clarity and grace of a latter-day Orwell. Because he uses such huge fonts, offering those with tired eyes a haven of sorts from the tiny text you find on most websites. The only real trouble is that, reading his posts, I can’t help but imagine him shouting them out at the top of his lungs.
I thought I’d give you some of the highlights — that is, lowlights — from recent posts, in a normal sized font.
I would compare most American women to septic tanks or dumpsters. The ego of the typical American woman is out of control, especially with the on-line dating sites. they get a few emails from pathetic desperate guys and right away, they are a princess waiting for their dream man.
The bathroom isn’t good enough to pump out that titter milk for these American bitches? After all, if I’m at work and I feel like busting a nut, I have to go into the shitter, close the stall door and pump away. But now, that isn’t good enough for a woman and her little womb turd!!! …
American women are essentially worthless except as a fuck and dump, so why are we bothering with this shit? Leave the little bastard at home or if the bitch just has to drain her tit, let her squeeze it out into the shitter.
Besides, it’s just another body fluid like the piss, blood, and yeast infections that drain from her overused overpriced PUSSgina right into the shit pot. I’m sick of giving these “ladies” deferential treatment.
MISERABLE AMERICAN BITCHES!!!!!
I am sorry, but unless a woman is here to service my needs, she has no more value than shit in the sewer. … We should treat American women like the crap they are and work on lowering their self-esteem.
You wouldn’t buy a dented can at the supermarket! Why would you choose a single mother? Single mothers are for losers. …
Think about it! …
Her pussy is stretched out from shitting out the kids or she has a big UGLY scar across her belly. Also included at no additional charge are stretch marks and varicose veins for your entertainment pleasure. …
Some of these bitches have 120,000 miles on their odometer by the time their husband (s) or the guys they fucked have put them in the recycle bin where they belong!
You can see these bitches walking down the street with their noses stuck up in the air with their snooty, snotty grins as if to say “look at me, I am wonderful and if you are a man, you are a pig”. I wasted years of my life and lots of money trying to please these monsters.
Only a MADMAN would marry one of these creatures.
Oh there’s more, much more. Including a poem. But I’m saving that for a future post.
Someone dodged a bullet.
Poetry?
Goddess spare us.
Vulcans don’t have an empire during the period of time depicted in the Original Series. It’d have to be Klingons or Orions or something.
Just read the “poem.” It was offensive, but for the reason I expected.
I had no idea that American women were so into milksterbating. (At least, that’s what I think he thinks is going on…)
sorry, I meant NOT for the reason I expected.
Essentially, it just sucked.
Gash Empire! That’s a good one.
P.s – I’m eternally fascinated by the “vagina as wound” thing. Someday I’ll try to get to the deep psychological bottom of that one.
Wait… Maybe that cause can be best served by sending MRAL out to marathon some Cronenberg and get back to me with his thoughts. WOULD you, MRAL?
“Essentially, it just sucked.”
The worst poetry i ever heard in my life came from a professor who assumed we all wanted to hear the (very four-letter worded) piece he’d written about his sex life. But I suspect this poetry would be worse.
Poetry? Perhaps he’s a Vogon.
Hippodameia: Why do some people assume I want to hear about their sex lives? Or tell them about mine? I actually had to tell my sister in law lat out that there would be NO games at my bridal shower that involved sex questions. My freaking grandmothers were there! Even if I were the sharing type, I most certainly don’t share such things with my grandmas. Well, grandma now.
Katz: No, not Vogon poetry!
A Vogon? That would explain everything.
“The worst poetry i ever heard in my life came from a professor who assumed we all wanted to hear the (very four-letter worded) piece he’d written about his sex life. But I suspect this poetry would be worse.”
I have no problems talking about such things with my close friends, but that’s just crossing a very uncomfortable line.
nomarriages.com is the jesus-is-savior.com of misogyny.
Also, I noticed that after all this complaining about how awful American women are, he has a post complaining about women who voluntarily become single mothers. Misogynists: can’t live with ’em, won’t leave you alone if you try not to.
Think the posts are bad? One guy commenting on a post ripping the personals of women apart for being gold diggers says when describing Eat, Pray Love,
” Later on, that worthless whore from the Eat Pray Love book ended up marrying some low class South American man, which proved how low class she is. She rejected a nice situation with an American man, to settle with some fucking negro 3rd world village man.”
So I guess I’m kind of confused here. Apparently, women are gold digging whores if they’re involved with accomplished or successful men, and low class whores if they’re involved with poor men.
They’re whores if they sleep with you, whores if they don’t sleep with you, whores if they have careers out of their home, and loose-vagina’ed whores if they stay home and have children instead of working.
Where is the not-a-whore option?
omgpie: Nonexistence?
It’s being me! 😀 Then you’re just vile and cruel!
@Zhinxy
I just got done watching the movie Videodrome. Where vagina as a wound is thoroughly explored. Except the vagina in this movie is a giant wound in James Woods’s stomach.
It’s a peculiar film.
Regarding the poem: I thought that some of the metaphysical imagery was particularly effective.
Oh…. and um, interesting rhythmic devices, too, which seemed to counterpoint the, er…
First of all, I bought a dented can at the supermarket the other day. Shredded label, too.
Bulging, no, but dented is fine.
Hershele, are you a woman?
Because your decision to buy that damaged can most likely makes you a whore, especially if you rejected some poor, perfectly nice (though potentially botulism ridden) bulging can. 🙁
[I]f I’m at work and I feel like busting a nut, I have to go into the shitter, close the stall door and pump away. But now, that isn’t good enough for a woman and her little womb turd!!!
And if any of your bodily fluids was a nutrition-rich compound regularly fed to nourish young children, then we’d be okay with you pumping it out and storing it in a room where people don’t go to the bathroom.
(I’m a bit of a fan of the blog. And of Ami Angelwings, if she is still accepting declarations of her awesomeness in the comments section.)
Johnny BB – Yes! It’s just fabulous, isn’t it! One of my favorites! Cronenberg directed that one, and some of my other favorite… Um, explorations of the theme! That’s why I was hoping we could get MRAL to watch his stuff and report back! LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH!
Hard to say. I don’t identify as a woman, but I do most of the cooking and my partner is the primary breadwinner.