He may be a raving misogynist asshole who seems to spend most of his free time scanning through PlentyOfFish profiles for women he can insult. But I’ll give Zero Tolerance Man props for one thing: his blog, NO MARRIAGES.COM, is very easy to read.
Not because he’s a brilliant writer with the clarity and grace of a latter-day Orwell. Because he uses such huge fonts, offering those with tired eyes a haven of sorts from the tiny text you find on most websites. The only real trouble is that, reading his posts, I can’t help but imagine him shouting them out at the top of his lungs.
I thought I’d give you some of the highlights — that is, lowlights — from recent posts, in a normal sized font.
I would compare most American women to septic tanks or dumpsters. The ego of the typical American woman is out of control, especially with the on-line dating sites. they get a few emails from pathetic desperate guys and right away, they are a princess waiting for their dream man.
The bathroom isn’t good enough to pump out that titter milk for these American bitches? After all, if I’m at work and I feel like busting a nut, I have to go into the shitter, close the stall door and pump away. But now, that isn’t good enough for a woman and her little womb turd!!! …
American women are essentially worthless except as a fuck and dump, so why are we bothering with this shit? Leave the little bastard at home or if the bitch just has to drain her tit, let her squeeze it out into the shitter.
Besides, it’s just another body fluid like the piss, blood, and yeast infections that drain from her overused overpriced PUSSgina right into the shit pot. I’m sick of giving these “ladies” deferential treatment.
MISERABLE AMERICAN BITCHES!!!!!
I am sorry, but unless a woman is here to service my needs, she has no more value than shit in the sewer. … We should treat American women like the crap they are and work on lowering their self-esteem.
You wouldn’t buy a dented can at the supermarket! Why would you choose a single mother? Single mothers are for losers. …
Think about it! …
Her pussy is stretched out from shitting out the kids or she has a big UGLY scar across her belly. Also included at no additional charge are stretch marks and varicose veins for your entertainment pleasure. …
Some of these bitches have 120,000 miles on their odometer by the time their husband (s) or the guys they fucked have put them in the recycle bin where they belong!
You can see these bitches walking down the street with their noses stuck up in the air with their snooty, snotty grins as if to say “look at me, I am wonderful and if you are a man, you are a pig”. I wasted years of my life and lots of money trying to please these monsters.
Only a MADMAN would marry one of these creatures.
Oh there’s more, much more. Including a poem. But I’m saving that for a future post.
Quackers- Yeah, these dudes are pretty sad. I just got done watching the movie Crude Impact and one of guys being interviewed talked about how the population growth has everything to do with women having education and reproductive rights or not. Of course we all know that if women had a choice they wouldn’t have 10 babies they couldn’t feed. And the more education a woman has, the fewer children she’ll have and the more healthier her children will be. But, of course there’s no telling that to the MRA’s. They’re just concerned with their dicks.
Ok, I’m going to price out solar panels now. Bye.
Couple more things …
How is not going apeshit bonkers when you see a woman breast feeding her infant in a public place “deferential treatment”? And, what with his well-acknowledged poo-obsession, how the hell is he going to act when a woman and her infant are locked in the bathroom for 10-20 minutes, barring it from his use?
Where is my odometer? And how many miles are on it? And what are we talking about?
I do this All. The. Time. True story.
It seems like there is a limitless supply of these bottom of the barrel MRAs….
You can see these bitches walking down the street with their noses stuck up in the air with their snooty, snotty grins as if to say “look at me, I am wonderful and if you are a man, you are a pig”. I wasted years of my life and lots of money trying to please these monsters.
Only a MADMAN would marry one of these creatures.
XD we should just post a ton of crowd pictures from various cities and see if what he’s saying is in the photos xD Now I’m curious! 😀
@ random – That’s my guess. Don’t really see how the thought process works, myself:
First syllable of a common, if somewhat derogatory slang term for the female genitalia + Last two syllables of the medical term for the internal female genitalia = shocking insult. Wha?
That, and the obsession with poop, were what gave me the impression of a child.
You know who *I* want to date? XD
HIM
That’s Antonio Garay of the San Diego Chargers. That’s ACTUALLY HIS CAR!
He’s officially one of my favourite athletes evar now! XD
Truly a prince among men. What a prize he will be for the lucky woman who snares him!
This has to be a troll, HAS TO BE A TROLL!
He’s officially one of my favourite athletes evar now! XD
I agree.
Now for somebody to come in and claim that all he’s doing is setting off how ALPHA he is, by displaying a girly thing in proximity to his manly ALPHAness, thereby our approval proves that…
I have 135,000 miles on my odometer, but I have a really long commute.
…Anyway. I hope he doesn’t date non-American women, because I don’t want him to take it out on them when he finds out they also have bodily functions.
He’s a bit shouty, isn’t he? Also I’m confused about the whole breast pumping/masturbation analogy…does he think pumping milk is something women do to give themselves orgasms? Is he picturing them sitting there in the toilet all YEAH BABY while they pump?
What a very peculiar person.
Personally, I think the fucking gashes and the dick auxiliary to the Gash Empire deserve this shit.
I don’t know any gashes. Is that, like, a racial slur against Vulcans or something?
“Mr. Spock, you fucking gash!”
@MRALWT: ooh, tell us again how you are not a misogynist! Or anti-Semist!
Or complete and total dickbiscuit!
@CassandraSays, I read it more like he feels his orgasms are of equal or greater worth than something that prevents pain in women and feeds infants.
Does your therapist know you use this language? xD
Attention, dick auxilliary! There will be a meeting in the cafeteria in 30 minutes! Please do not invite MRAL until he can be housetrained.
Oh, he’s back on the whole “gashes” thing again.
I’m sorry your mother didn’t buy you a trampoline when you were 13, MRAL. With that apology out of the way, maybe you can cool it now.
“Besides, it’s just another body fluid like the piss, blood, and yeast infections that drain from–“
wait, WHAT? Yeast infections don’t produce any kind of discharge that would drain. Basically the opposite. Sounds like this guy doesn’t know what the fuck he’s on about and has never had any intimate contact with anyone’s vulva.
Oh wait, the whole post makes that very clear anyway.
It is posts like these that make me hope my daughters are gay.
It is so tempting to change my username to Dick Auxilliary right now
You know I can handle this kind of honest misogynist. He hates women and doesn’t try to hide it or rationalize it as being about anything other than what it is. It’s refreshing in a disturbing and sad way.
Also this guy apparently either wants the species to go extinct because he clearly hates children as well. I don’t particularly like babies, it’s why I’m not going to ever be a parent, but I understand that we rather need them so they should be treated as the helpless human beings they are which includes their food (breast milk) should be prepared in an appropriate environment. Unless you are willing to make and eat a sandwich in a public bathroom you shouldn’t be demanding that babies have their meals there too.
*Does interior pocket check to assess status of self-esteem*
Nope. Still pretty high.
MRAL, isn’t it past your bedtime?
Gash Empress and Her Dick Auxiliary is my new favorite band name.
But I thought chicks dig scars!