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A PUA, living the dream. And by “living the dream” I mean “being a dick.”

Cheating is jerky. But this picture is still hilarious.

Here’s the bravely anonymous alpha blogger behind “Danger & Play ~ An online magazine for alpha males” explaining “Why You Should Cheat on Your Girlfriend.” I’ve bolded my favorite bit:

Haters will tell you to, “Man up! Break up with your girlfriend if you’re not happy.” They are missing the point. You want to have your cake, and to eat it too. Steady, reliable pussy and the occasional strange is the best of all worlds.

Cheating is a lot of fun, and it’s something I highly recommend. It’s way more exhilarating than bungee jumping, and few things feel as good as banging your girlfriend on the same day you banged some strange.

Cheating keeps your game tight. The best way to regulate your girlfriend is knowing you can bang chicks as hot or hotter than your girl. Well, when you cheat, this isn’t hypothetical. It’s reality.

Somehow I’m guessing there’s a lot more “hypothetical” than “reality” going on in this guy’s posts.

You don’t want an exclusive relationship? Fine. There’s no law saying you have to be in one. You can date casually and non-exclusively. You can have an open or polyamorous relationship. There are a lot of people out there in relationships, yet happily fucking other people outside of them. They’re just above board with it.

But that’s not what’s going on with our PUA friend here. With his talk about “regulat[ing]” girlfriends, he seems more interested in fucking over his girlfriend (assuming such a creature really exists) than he is in fucking strangers (sorry, “stranges”).

That’s not “Game.” That’s just being a dick.

But, hey, Nietzsche! He’s BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL! Or, as he puts it in a comment, “Shame and guilt are beta.”

You know, if you have to go around telling everyone what an Nietzschean ubermensch you are, you’re probably aren’t much of a Nietzschean ubermensch.

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Brandon
Brandon
13 years ago

@Nobinayamu: None.

Brandon
Brandon
13 years ago

@Ami: I would need a few more questions

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

What questions would your app have? :3

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
13 years ago

Answer the question, Brandon! If it’s OK for a man to preemptively videotape sexual encounters just in case a woman might accuse him of rape, is it OK for a woman to preemptively videotape sexual encounters just in case a man might rape her? If not, why not? Should those tapes then be admissible in a court of law?

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
13 years ago

“Is the person you are with human?” Y

“Is the person you are with a woman?” Y

Lol, Ami! An MRA app would never allow you to answer “yes” to both questions!

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

That’s TRUE!

xD

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
13 years ago

“Is the person you’re with a feminist?” If Y, better cut out her vocal chords before she accuses you of rape, because you know she will.

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

Then she will accuse you of cutting out her vocal chords, so you better text her the next day and ask her how she’s healing from her consensual surgery.

cynickal
cynickal
13 years ago

Truecrypt allows for multiple encryption types.

Hmmm… open source encryption, no one will ever break that.

Unless they take 30 seconds to browse google…
http://www.securityextra.com/bitlocker-filevault-dm-crypt-and-truecrypt-all-hacked.html
Man I’m glad l33t IT h@x0rz don’t know about that!

Of course that’s assuming that police aren’t the ones creating these “unbreakable” crypts.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
13 years ago

Whatever the hell Brandon thinks his awesome computer skills have wrought, I’ll bet you could crowdsource that shit and have access to his files in an afternoon for free, merely for the lulz.

PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth
PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth
13 years ago

In less then an afternoon if you told people there was porn in them thar files.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
13 years ago

Sadly there would be… ^^;

katz
13 years ago

And since it’s shot hostage-style you can sit just offscreen with a gun or something if you really wanted to, even though I know you never would, because hey you’re a decent thoughtful kinda guy!

Or strap a bomb to her and aim a sniper rifle at the detonator and then make her call someone and read the statement off the pager! #IAmObsessedWithThatShow

katz
13 years ago

Just wondered what Brandon’s comments would look like concatenated.

Someone male-bodied, can you please grow some stubble, paint bags under your eyes, take your webcam down to the basement/garage, and tape yourself reading this under a flickering bare bulb?

If I was filming in my bedroom and we are both on my bed naked and I said “Are you ready?” while trying to initiate sex and she said “yes” that’s consent. That isn’t reasonable doubt, it is her giving me the go ahead. The video is just evidence to prove it.
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Also, it is my house…so if I want to tape in it I will. I am also more willing to face an “illegal videotapping” crime than being sent to jail for rape.
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Also, I am not saying those videos should be distributed or sold. Just kept in case you need to prove your innocence.

I think my paranoia is justified. The idea of going to jail for rape that I didn’t commit means I am willing to take a few precautions to mitigate that problem.
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Again, falsely accusing someone of rape is illegal too. Hence the video would only ever be known is if she broke the law first. And you know what is the decent thing to do? Not falsely accusing people of rape.

I value myself more than her. My freedom is more important than her. My livelihood is more important than her. My ability to be gainfully employed is more important than her.
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I have committed crimes before (smoking weed, underage drinking, etc…). I tend to not really give a shit if something is illegal or not. I only take my morality and risks into account. Recording video and not showing it to others is pretty safe. And even still, I am savvy enough to encrypt the files. And those videos serve the function of protecting my greatest asset…my own freedom.
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I am doing something unethical…in your eyes. Not mine.
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Morally speaking, I see no unethical problem with breaking videotaping laws in order to prove your innocence for the larger crime.

Also, I think that video without the audio is still legal. At least in Mass.
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I don’t really know why a woman would falsely accuse someone, nor do I care. I am only interested in covering my own ass (figuratively not literally in this case). Statistics are all over the place in regards to FRA. They go from a measly 2% to a staggering 45-50%.

I love how I am the bad guy for defending myself and not be placed in jail because I could be falsely accused…but none of you have said one word about the woman who would have falsely accused me (in this hypothetical example).
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If you are really that worried about it “falling into the wrong hands” I can put them on encrypted flashdrives and store them in my safe. Then I can dip the entire case into epoxy so that no one can even break into the case and access the chips directly.
***
It is doubtful that Ashley would find anything. I work in IT, so I know how to secure my files. She has her own laptop so I don’t let her use my computer (since I depend on it for side work and can’t afford to have it go down…and she downloads a lot of crappy applications).
***
For one, if the cops are looking for weed, they can’t take anything that isn’t weed or looks like weed. A flash drive doesn’t look like weed.

Also, all my data is automatically encrypted via TrueCrypt
***
It doesn’t take much to feed video from a camera into a computer. Any Level 1 Tech can figure it out.
***
There are also encryption programs that allows you to maintain plausible deniability by creating two passwords and giving law enforcement one that unlocks nothing or generic files (resume.doc). While the other one unlocks the rest of the drive. Hence you can use deniable encryption.
***
I don’t have a secret stash of illegally taped sex.
***
I deal with this stuff everyday. It would take me ten minutes to set everything up. So while it would be time intensive for cops, it wouldn’t be for me.
***
No, I should just roll over and let the legal system screw me. My faith in our legal system is pretty much “ziltch”. So fuck them.

Also, if the data was actually illegal, I could plead the 5th. By giving law enforcement the password, I would be willingly incriminating myself…a stupid move.
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Why would I kill a hobo? What benefit would that bring me? Nothing. So the risk is higher than the benefits.

ClioPersephone
ClioPersephone
13 years ago

I’m just tagging in to say:

Holy shit Brandon is one of the most creepy, morally bankrupt, and ignorant trolls I’ve ever seen. Seriously Brandon, do you actually understand the concept of empathy? Also, lol! He thinks that the police don’t have officers who specialize in computer crimes!

Oh also, Ami is totally awesome!

VoiP
VoiP
13 years ago

Who thinks I’m awesome?

I think you’re pretty cool, Ami. (:

klopbop
klopbop
13 years ago

Someone brought it up a few pages back, but the tapes wouldn’t protect you, Brandon. Illegally-obtained evidence is inadmissible in American courts. The tapes therefore aren’t evidence at all and couldn’t be used in your defense because you didn’t get permission to videotape.

All in all, your tactic doesn’t work. Now you still have your rape accusation AND illegal videotaping.

Nova
Nova
13 years ago

I think Ami rocks.

Kyso K
Kyso K
13 years ago

Are we sure it’s not an “always sunny in philly” situation- you know, where the main character had all of his sexual encounters taped and cataloged and rated and every last one was a close-up of his own junk?

Eneya
13 years ago

Well, if I find our that my partner has videotaped us secretly, without my knowledge and consent while having sex… would sue the person’s ass for sure.

Pam
Pam
13 years ago

There’s the famous OK Cupid survey that found that women rated 80% of online men “average or below.” Men were more forgiving. So, there are people who are alone without being dysfunctional, and they are mainly men.

More forgiving when rating attractiveness, but not so forgiving when it comes to who they seek to date via messaging:
“Site-wide, two-thirds of male messages go to the best-looking third of women. So basically, guys are fighting each other 2-for-1 for the absolute best-rated females, while plenty of potentially charming, even cute, girls go unwritten.”

So, there’s that.

comrade svilova
comrade svilova
13 years ago

Enthusiastic consent, puuuulease. There’s a loaded gun pointed at every mans head.

Funny thing, enthusiastic consent is actually for everyone, not just men. Just yesterday I asked my girlfriend whether I’d have enthusiastic consent from her if I went ahead with a particular activity. She said yes. We both had a great time.

Having sex with an enthusiastic partner is AMAZING 🙂

Eneya
13 years ago

Well… for me the attitude of Owly only suggests that he doesn’t receive such a consent from the people around him ( I wonder why…) so he is bitter about it.

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