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A PUA, living the dream. And by “living the dream” I mean “being a dick.”

Cheating is jerky. But this picture is still hilarious.

Here’s the bravely anonymous alpha blogger behind “Danger & Play ~ An online magazine for alpha males” explaining “Why You Should Cheat on Your Girlfriend.” I’ve bolded my favorite bit:

Haters will tell you to, “Man up! Break up with your girlfriend if you’re not happy.” They are missing the point. You want to have your cake, and to eat it too. Steady, reliable pussy and the occasional strange is the best of all worlds.

Cheating is a lot of fun, and it’s something I highly recommend. It’s way more exhilarating than bungee jumping, and few things feel as good as banging your girlfriend on the same day you banged some strange.

Cheating keeps your game tight. The best way to regulate your girlfriend is knowing you can bang chicks as hot or hotter than your girl. Well, when you cheat, this isn’t hypothetical. It’s reality.

Somehow I’m guessing there’s a lot more “hypothetical” than “reality” going on in this guy’s posts.

You don’t want an exclusive relationship? Fine. There’s no law saying you have to be in one. You can date casually and non-exclusively. You can have an open or polyamorous relationship. There are a lot of people out there in relationships, yet happily fucking other people outside of them. They’re just above board with it.

But that’s not what’s going on with our PUA friend here. With his talk about “regulat[ing]” girlfriends, he seems more interested in fucking over his girlfriend (assuming such a creature really exists) than he is in fucking strangers (sorry, “stranges”).

That’s not “Game.” That’s just being a dick.

But, hey, Nietzsche! He’s BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL! Or, as he puts it in a comment, “Shame and guilt are beta.”

You know, if you have to go around telling everyone what an Nietzschean ubermensch you are, you’re probably aren’t much of a Nietzschean ubermensch.

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Bagelsan
Bagelsan
13 years ago

@Kirby: That’s a bad analogy. For one, I could record hundreds of times without anyone knowing about it. Murders don’t really go unnoticed.

You could murder hobos, Brandon! You would probably get away with at least a few if you were tidy, and as long as you are not negatively impacted in any way it’s apparently perfectly moral. OMG Brandon’s moral system is so fucking deliciously simple. 😀

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

I’m glad you’ve met a woman you trust btw! 🙂

Molly Ren
13 years ago

“You could murder hobos, Brandon!”

It’s not like it hasn’t been done with hookers…

Brandon
Brandon
13 years ago

@Kirby: Because I have a sliding scale of morality when it comes to crime. Someone pirating a video off of piratebay.org…not that big a deal. Someone killing someone, big deal. Someone smoking weed, not important. Some dude pimping out and abusing prostitutes, big deal.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
13 years ago

“Better safe than sorry, amiright?”

Ami is always right. :3

Indeed!

Brandon
Brandon
13 years ago

@Molly: Why would I kill a hobo? What benefit would that bring me? Nothing. So the risk is higher than the benefits. Also, murder is pretty much at the top of my list of deplorable crimes

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
13 years ago

But Brandon, before you knew Ashley well enough to establish this current level of trust, how did you make sure that she couldn’t falsely accuse you of rape? What did you do to ensure that if she did accuse you, you would be able to prove her consent?

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
13 years ago

And still not anwering the question…but I see that we’re right back to “anything is OK as long as it benefits Brandon”.

Dracula
Dracula
13 years ago

Some one videotaping his sex partners without their knowledge or consent, really fucking big deal. Seriously Brandon, this is not subjective. It is violating a person’s right to informed consent.

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

From now on everybody should bring an EMP device with them when they have sex btw. XD

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
13 years ago

In all seriousness, let’s think of Piaget’s theory of moral development in childhood for a second. According to that theory Brandon is what, 3? Maybe 5 at best?

Kave
Kave
13 years ago

Brandon trusts Ashley.

Why then are you “not really” having casual flings instead of not having casual flings?

Molly Ren
13 years ago

“Why then are you “not really” having casual flings instead of not having casual flings?”

Because a life without casual sex where you’re afraid of being accused of rape every moment is a life half lived!

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
13 years ago

Ooh, Brandon, here’s a thought: maybe write up a script for your sex partners? Have her hold up a current newspaper with the date clearly visible — like they do in hostage cases — and make her repeat:

“I [full legal name] on the date of [date] do consent to have sexual intercourse with [Brandon] at his house, address [house address]. I here swear that I will not make any accusation, legal or otherwise, written or verbally, that rape of any form or degree took place during this intercourse. I also promise to both have breakfast in a public location with [Brandon] within 24 hours of the end of our sexual intercourse, and to respond to not-fewer-than 3 text messages in the next two days, in which I will indicate that I had a positive and fully-consensual experience and use at least one smiley face. …Also, if [Brandon] if ever arrested please only take his pot and leave behind his external hard drives, kthxbai.”

…Illegally videotaping women is pretty good, but I think this is airtight. (And since it’s shot hostage-style you can sit just offscreen with a gun or something if you really wanted to, even though I know you never would, because hey you’re a decent thoughtful kinda guy!)

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
13 years ago

From now on everybody should bring an EMP device with them when they have sex btw. XD

*sultry look* “Babe, I’m about to blow your mind! …And also all your electronics.”

mythago
13 years ago

Oh it’s sounds so altruistic when you put like that. But a slut is exactly that, a slut. She dresses and acts sexy and says all kindsa pretty lies for not only sex, but freebie’s as well.

The man is so foamy he can’t even string together a coherent sentence.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
13 years ago

@Brandon:

Congrats, everyone, including US law, has the same type of thing going. I don’t think smoking weed is a big deal either, because I don’t think it is immoral. But you do believe that video taping someone illegally while having sex is justified because they may try to accuse you of rape some time later. The murder was an extreme example to get you out of your mode of thinking of “I am justified in doing illegal activities by the fear of someone else doing something illegal to me.”

But of course, you are stuck in a rut with thinking that if you aren’t caught, then there is nothing wrong. Hypothetically, if you took video of someone without their consent, then immediately destroyed the tape afterwards, you would never get caught. It is still immoral, despite not facing consequences. This is what you don’t understand, and why you are a skeevey human being.

All your posturing of weighing consequences and doing a cost benefit analysis fails to convince anyone, because we know that your actions matter to other people, not just yourself. Life isn’t all about you, and when you realize that you should find it very simple to have casual sex with someone and not get accused of rape. Nearly everyone else in the world has figured it out.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
13 years ago

Why would I kill a hobo? What benefit would that bring me? Nothing.

For funnsies? I dunno, why are you having creepy sex with women you think will falsely accuse you of rape? I’m universally baffled by your decision-making process; your “mind” is a damn enigma, darling. :p

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
13 years ago

Anyway, I’m heading off to bed. It’s been real, Brandon, but it’s no fun if you debate by ignoring basic tenets of law and morality… Debate isn’t fun when it consists of “yes it is/no it isn’t.”

Also, Ami is totes awesome. 🙂

Kave
Kave
13 years ago

Brandon has been a long time between sexual partners if he’s had any.

How do I know this. He claims to video tape all of his sexual encounters. No sexual encounters outside of camera range?
Ashley. Most generic sounds like a pretty girl name ever. Not buying it.

The topper was him saying I’m not really having casual flings. Screamed of desperation to hopefully have one some day while the fantasy video tapping occurs. Also points to him thinking that no woman would want to have sex with him so any potential sexual partner would the day after cry rape.

Low self esteem. Poor guy.

Brandon
Brandon
13 years ago

@Bagelsan: Is there some “this girl will falsely accuse you” app on iTunes that I haven’t heard of? How can I possibly even pinpoint with accuracy if a girl is going to falsely accuse someone or not?

Xtra
13 years ago

Also, murder is pretty much at the top of my list of deplorable crimes—Brandon

On the top of the list after false rape accusations, amirite?

Brandon
Brandon
13 years ago

@Kave: Oh you! What next? Are you going to make the claim that I have a small dick too?

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
13 years ago

@Bagelsan: Is there some “this girl will falsely accuse you” app on iTunes that I haven’t heard of? How can I possibly even pinpoint with accuracy if a girl is going to falsely accuse someone or not?

So what system have you been using to protect yourself from false accusations? You claim that despite your advocacy, you have not videotaped your encounters. So what do you do?

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

Is there some “this girl will falsely accuse you” app on iTunes that I haven’t heard of?

I’m shocked MRAs haven’t made this yet. xD

“Please input the answers to these simple questions.

“Is the person you are with human?” Y

“Is the person you are with a woman?” Y

“Chances she will falsely accuse you: 100%”

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