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A PUA, living the dream. And by “living the dream” I mean “being a dick.”

Cheating is jerky. But this picture is still hilarious.

Here’s the bravely anonymous alpha blogger behind “Danger & Play ~ An online magazine for alpha males” explaining “Why You Should Cheat on Your Girlfriend.” I’ve bolded my favorite bit:

Haters will tell you to, “Man up! Break up with your girlfriend if you’re not happy.” They are missing the point. You want to have your cake, and to eat it too. Steady, reliable pussy and the occasional strange is the best of all worlds.

Cheating is a lot of fun, and it’s something I highly recommend. It’s way more exhilarating than bungee jumping, and few things feel as good as banging your girlfriend on the same day you banged some strange.

Cheating keeps your game tight. The best way to regulate your girlfriend is knowing you can bang chicks as hot or hotter than your girl. Well, when you cheat, this isn’t hypothetical. It’s reality.

Somehow I’m guessing there’s a lot more “hypothetical” than “reality” going on in this guy’s posts.

You don’t want an exclusive relationship? Fine. There’s no law saying you have to be in one. You can date casually and non-exclusively. You can have an open or polyamorous relationship. There are a lot of people out there in relationships, yet happily fucking other people outside of them. They’re just above board with it.

But that’s not what’s going on with our PUA friend here. With his talk about “regulat[ing]” girlfriends, he seems more interested in fucking over his girlfriend (assuming such a creature really exists) than he is in fucking strangers (sorry, “stranges”).

That’s not “Game.” That’s just being a dick.

But, hey, Nietzsche! He’s BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL! Or, as he puts it in a comment, “Shame and guilt are beta.”

You know, if you have to go around telling everyone what an Nietzschean ubermensch you are, you’re probably aren’t much of a Nietzschean ubermensch.

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Brandon
Brandon
13 years ago

@Kirby:

1) Ashley doesn’t use my computer

2) I don’t have a secret stash of illegally taped sex.

PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth
PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth
13 years ago

Trust me, I can make it very costly and time intensive for law enforcement.

Like that has ever stopped the law.

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@Ami Angelwings

First off, it’s far too painful to read more than 1 sentence you type. And yes, I ridicule you wholeheartedly. Your entire mindset is laughable. Your ideolgy is hateful. Your lifestlye is deploreable. If it hurts to hear the truth, tough cookies. The gang might love you but they’re an infintesimal minority, and with good reason. They have no morality, integrity or honor yet claim all those attributes. They have one attribute, the almighty tolerance, which has always been the only attribute of a decayed society.

Molly Ren
13 years ago

Brandon: but you’ve put so much *thought* into it! And sometimes you talk about it in the present tense!

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
13 years ago

Who knew how much money I’d potentially save over the years just by not making the people I have sex with hate me and not committing crimes against them?

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
13 years ago

@Brandon:

“Trust me, I can make it very costly and time intensive for law enforcement.”

All adding to your sentence via “obstruction of justice” and making you more of a prick. Is there any hole deep enough for you, all for the sake of the vague possibility that a girl might accuse you of rape, despite the facts that rape victims generally aren’t given the benefit of the doubt, are subject to pretty horrendous conditions before even going to trial, and rapists generally aren’t convicted due to lack of evidence?

Yeah… I’m not gonna wish you good luck, even sarcastically… Here’s hoping you find out exactly what it’s like wasting the time and money of law enforcement.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
13 years ago

Brandon, when you and Ashley got together, how did you go about verifying, in case of potential false rape accusations, that the sex was consensual?

Brandon
Brandon
13 years ago

@Molly: I deal with this stuff everyday. It would take me ten minutes to set everything up. So while it would be time intensive for cops, it wouldn’t be for me.

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

Oh, no I’m not a Brit 😀

I’m a Soviet Canuckistanian.. XD

Or a Canadian for those that don’t speak Limbaughese xD

Spearhafoc
13 years ago

Reposting:

So, NWOslave, I’ll take it that, since you skipped over my question, you actually don’t see a moral difference between having sex with someone who’s had one or two drinks and someone who’s had so much to drink s/he’s barely conscious.

Spearhafoc
13 years ago

Or a Canadian for those that don’t speak Limbaughese

That was Pat Buchanan.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
13 years ago

Pro tip from Brandon – there are no cops who specialise in cyber crime.

Molly Ren
13 years ago

“Pro tip from Brandon – there are no cops who specialise in cyber crime.”

I haven’t had this much fun since MRAL said GRRM’s A Song of Ice and Fire were set in a historically accurate world.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
13 years ago

Why on earth would Ami give a flying fuck about your opinion of her? You’re a man who condemns sex workers while patronizing them and posts pictures of 8 year old girls in swimsuits in order to prove that women dress “slutty”. You are an unrepentant liar, utterly lacking in intellectual consistency, with a heart as shriveled as a dried mushroom.

What on earth makes you think you have an iota of morality, integrity, or honor?

Tell me something, NWO, when you go home for Thanksgiving will you tell your sisters/sister-in-laws/nieces that all women are whores?

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

NWOslave | October 17, 2011 at 11:30 pm
@Ami Angelwings

First off, it’s far too painful to read more than 1 sentence you type. And yes, I ridicule you wholeheartedly. Your entire mindset is laughable. Your ideolgy is hateful. Your lifestlye is deploreable. If it hurts to hear the truth, tough cookies. The gang might love you but they’re an infintesimal minority, and with good reason. They have no morality, integrity or honor yet claim all those attributes. They have one attribute, the almighty tolerance, which has always been the only attribute of a decayed society.

XD So you’re in constant pain while you’re reading my stuff? xD

What’s my lifestyle and why is it deplorable? XD What do you deplore about it? o_O

What IS my ideology? XD You claim I’ve NEVER SAID NETHING. I just ask questions. How do you know my ideology? XD

If only this gang likes me, how is the rest of my life? o: Who are all these sekrit other ppl who hate me? XD Is there a giant I HATE AMI CLUB up there that I’m not aware of? XD

You always claim that you’re in the minority of everything. You’re the oppressed guy who “Sees the truth” in a world controlled by banks, feminists and everything else… that nobody listens to you… that nobody sees the truth….

and now suddenly you are the 99% XD

I’m amused that there’s an “I Hate Ami Angelwings” club tho 😀

And you claim I’m not important XD There are whole ppl who devote themselves to hating me! XD

Brandon
Brandon
13 years ago

@Kirby: No, I should just roll over and let the legal system screw me. My faith in our legal system is pretty much “ziltch”. So fuck them.

Also, if the data was actually illegal, I could plead the 5th. By giving law enforcement the password, I would be willingly incriminating myself…a stupid move.

Eurosabra
Eurosabra
13 years ago

Ami @ 11.09pm,

Pleased to meet you, sorry about the lack of politeness. I still don’t know what you mean by “old ones”. Lovecraft’s “old ones”? And who are Cold and Random Brother? Ah, n e way. This is obviously some kind of insider reference that I’m just not getting. I do think the MTG cards for Manboobz was absolute genius, though :-P.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
13 years ago

Also you have to love how his response to the fear of a crime being commited against him is a. to commit another crime and b. to fantasise about how easily he could get away with it.

You’re really not doing very well at countering the whole “Brandon is rapey” accusation here.

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

@Spear oh ok 😀

Buchananese! 😀

I’m also Chinese! SO I guess that makes me TWICE a communist XD

Molly Ren
13 years ago

“No, I should just roll over and let the legal system screw me.”

So you think videotaping someone without their consent during sex should be legal?

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

@Eurosabra thank you! 😀

I’m taking a break from making them, but I’m always happy when others enjoy them 😀

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@Spearhafoc

Passed out is rape, everything else in the way of alchohol consumption isn’t. I’ve answered this one before.

Oh, and a little tip for all you ladies. Don’t drink till you pass out. Of course, next week women will be rallying drunkwalkers. I was a bit tipsy, therefore I’m a victim.

Cya losers.

Brandon
Brandon
13 years ago

@Molly: I don’t really care.

zhinxy
13 years ago

NWO said: The gang might love you but they’re an infintesimal minority, and with good reason. They have no morality, integrity or honor yet claim all those attributes. They have one attribute, the almighty tolerance, which has always been the only attribute of a decayed society.

Okay, so are you saying your views are some sort of majority position? Or that you’re in the minority in other ways, but not in making fun of Ami? Or that feminist views are commonplace, and causing society to deca… Well, I know you believe THAT. Well, if that’s the case, and such views are destroying society, then.. Are they an infinitesimal minority? If they are, what’s to fear? The Empire should be ROBUST!

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
13 years ago

Another interesting piece of information from Brandon – he doesn’t care whether or not the things he does are legal.

Again, not exactly helping to build the “Brandon is totally not rapey and can absolutely be trusted to understand and respect ideas about consent” case here.

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