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A PUA, living the dream. And by “living the dream” I mean “being a dick.”

Cheating is jerky. But this picture is still hilarious.

Here’s the bravely anonymous alpha blogger behind “Danger & Play ~ An online magazine for alpha males” explaining “Why You Should Cheat on Your Girlfriend.” I’ve bolded my favorite bit:

Haters will tell you to, “Man up! Break up with your girlfriend if you’re not happy.” They are missing the point. You want to have your cake, and to eat it too. Steady, reliable pussy and the occasional strange is the best of all worlds.

Cheating is a lot of fun, and it’s something I highly recommend. It’s way more exhilarating than bungee jumping, and few things feel as good as banging your girlfriend on the same day you banged some strange.

Cheating keeps your game tight. The best way to regulate your girlfriend is knowing you can bang chicks as hot or hotter than your girl. Well, when you cheat, this isn’t hypothetical. It’s reality.

Somehow I’m guessing there’s a lot more “hypothetical” than “reality” going on in this guy’s posts.

You don’t want an exclusive relationship? Fine. There’s no law saying you have to be in one. You can date casually and non-exclusively. You can have an open or polyamorous relationship. There are a lot of people out there in relationships, yet happily fucking other people outside of them. They’re just above board with it.

But that’s not what’s going on with our PUA friend here. With his talk about “regulat[ing]” girlfriends, he seems more interested in fucking over his girlfriend (assuming such a creature really exists) than he is in fucking strangers (sorry, “stranges”).

That’s not “Game.” That’s just being a dick.

But, hey, Nietzsche! He’s BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL! Or, as he puts it in a comment, “Shame and guilt are beta.”

You know, if you have to go around telling everyone what an Nietzschean ubermensch you are, you’re probably aren’t much of a Nietzschean ubermensch.

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Bostonian
13 years ago

NWO, most people ridicule you, not Ami.

Molly Ren
13 years ago

Brandon, since you obviously know much more about this than we do, tell us why they’d never be able to access your flash drives.

Amused
Amused
13 years ago

Brandon: the police, the FBI and intelligence agencies get their hands on encrypted data all the time. ALL THE TIME. Now, if you imagine yourself to be the Greatest Computer Guy In the World who can devise a way to make the data absolutely inaccessible — go right ahead. But if your IT work is anything like your lawyering, I’d say you should be worried.

Eurosabra
Eurosabra
13 years ago

@Ami

Not getting your allusions, unless you mean Dawson’s Creek Season 5, with the character Random Brother? I was peripherally involved a bit in Mystery’s Project Hollywood in 2003-to its implosion in ’05, if you mean PUA subculture. I appreciate whatever snark you are trying to throw at me because it’s probably hilarious, but I’m not getting it.

Spearhafoc
13 years ago

So, NWOslave, I’ll take it that, since you skipped over my question, you actually don’t see a moral difference between having sex with someone who’s had one or two drinks and someone who’s had so much to drink s/he’s barely conscious.

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@Nobinayamu

I still don’t praise the whores. You do.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
13 years ago

Because Brandon has a high IQ!

Oh, wait, that’s the other sociopathic troll with delusions of grandeur.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
13 years ago

Lol, no one praises you sir, save the manboobz gang. For all your typing you never actually say anything. You just ask questions. Not to burst your self-important bubble, but most people ridicule you.

Okay, this is just too funny.

Amused
Amused
13 years ago

Molly: Why, it’s obvious. Because those flash drives are password-protected. Duh.

😉

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

NWOslave | October 17, 2011 at 11:17 pm
@Ami Angelwings
“Ppl praise me for being AWESOME still.”

Lol, no one praises you sir, save the manboobz gang. For all your typing you never actually say anything. You just ask questions. Not to burst your self-important bubble, but most people ridicule you.

Oh? XD

I say lots! 😀 I ask YOU questions cuz you’re so dodgy and vague all the time and you change what you believe every 5 minutes xD You say things, ppl want you to elaborate and you run off screaming XD That’s why I try to clarify things 😀

Who ridicules me? 😀 Not even you XD You just think I’m the most vile people here and you’re upset cuz you think I’m hurting real people IRL xD So far I haven’t seen you ridicule me, just get upset and angry XD And confused by the XDs 😀

Let’s take a vote? 😀

Who thinks I’m awesome? 😀

Molly Ren
13 years ago

ME!

*raises all 4 hippo feet in the air*

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
13 years ago

@NWO:

“Oh it’s sounds so altruistic when you put like that. But a slut is exactly that, a slut. She dresses and acts sexy and says all kindsa pretty lies for not only sex, but freebie’s as well.”

You know who else is a slut? Anyone who’s had sex with more than one person, at least according to some definitions. You know what your problem is? The word “slut” is used in many different ways, and you assume your definitions is the same as everyone else’s. You remember slut walk? They weren’t advocating lying to people to trick them into sex and goodies.

@Everyone Else:

Brandon has shown himself completely devoid of any reasonable ethical or moral thought. Nothing the internet tells him will get past his narcissism, paranoia and ignorance. I really can only hope that “Ashley” will either find out what he’s been doing and get the fuck away, or his sex stash gets found out somehow. The only thing that will get through to him seems to be the click of metal cuffs and the slam of iron bars.

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

NWO, again, you’re so “NOBODY PRAAAISES ME!!!” xD What do you believe ppl should praise you for? o:

Also…. so everybody loves Ozy and Molly and Holly but not you… and me.. ? XD

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
13 years ago

Ami, are you a Brit? (I ask because of “dodgy”.)

Also, yeah, congrats on that little attempted put-down NWO. With those projection skills maybe you can get a job at a movie theater if the milk technician gig doesn’t work out.

Dracula
Dracula
13 years ago

@Ami: I do!

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

@Ami
Not getting your allusions, unless you mean Dawson’s Creek Season 5, with the character Random Brother? I was peripherally involved a bit in Mystery’s Project Hollywood in 2003-to its implosion in ’05, if you mean PUA subculture. I appreciate whatever snark you are trying to throw at me because it’s probably hilarious, but I’m not getting it.

o_O

I’ve never watched Dawson’s Creek XD

Hippodameia
Hippodameia
13 years ago

“Who thinks I’m awesome?”

Me, 100% and then some!

“I really can only hope that “Ashley” will either find out what he’s been doing and get the fuck away, or his sex stash gets found out somehow. The only thing that will get through to him seems to be the click of metal cuffs and the slam of iron bars.”

Yep. He is one sick little fucker.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
13 years ago

@Nobinayamu

I still don’t praise the whores. You do.

I said that you don’t believe in consent because you believe all women are whores and I backed that assertion by quoting you directly.

You said that I “promote all women being whores” NWO. Prove it. Show me where I’ve said “All women should be whores,” or “Whores are the best!”

Bostonian
13 years ago

I think you are awesome Ami.

Brandon
Brandon
13 years ago

@Amused: Truecrypt allows for multiple encryption types.

There are also encryption programs that allows you to maintain plausible deniability by creating two passwords and giving law enforcement one that unlocks nothing or generic files (resume.doc). While the other one unlocks the rest of the drive. Hence you can use deniable encryption.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deniable_encryption

You can also use password salts. and run your password + salt through md5 which will create a 32 digit number. So you can basically give them the password, but not tell them that it has to be hashed via md5.

Trust me, I can make it very costly and time intensive for law enforcement.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
13 years ago

Also, Ami I think you’re awesome and it’s good to see you.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
13 years ago

“Trust me, I can make it very costly and time intensive for law enforcement.”

They have more money than you do, and plenty of man hours to throw at the problem.

Molly Ren
13 years ago

“Trust me, I can make it very costly and time intensive for law enforcement.”

So eventually, they’ll just STOP? Why hasn’t every criminal thought of this?

Also, damn, Brandon, this is an awful lot of trouble to go through when you could just be nice to people you have sex with. I’ve been doing it for years and haven’t had to put a quarter of the thought into it that you have.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
13 years ago

Also, remember when Katie Homes first hooked up with Tom Cruise and there was a “let Katie go” campaign? I think we need one for Ashley, before it’s too late.

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

Ty Nobinayamu 😀 *hugs*

*hugs everybodY* 😀

Who’s Ashley? o_O

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