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A PUA, living the dream. And by “living the dream” I mean “being a dick.”

Cheating is jerky. But this picture is still hilarious.

Here’s the bravely anonymous alpha blogger behind “Danger & Play ~ An online magazine for alpha males” explaining “Why You Should Cheat on Your Girlfriend.” I’ve bolded my favorite bit:

Haters will tell you to, “Man up! Break up with your girlfriend if you’re not happy.” They are missing the point. You want to have your cake, and to eat it too. Steady, reliable pussy and the occasional strange is the best of all worlds.

Cheating is a lot of fun, and it’s something I highly recommend. It’s way more exhilarating than bungee jumping, and few things feel as good as banging your girlfriend on the same day you banged some strange.

Cheating keeps your game tight. The best way to regulate your girlfriend is knowing you can bang chicks as hot or hotter than your girl. Well, when you cheat, this isn’t hypothetical. It’s reality.

Somehow I’m guessing there’s a lot more “hypothetical” than “reality” going on in this guy’s posts.

You don’t want an exclusive relationship? Fine. There’s no law saying you have to be in one. You can date casually and non-exclusively. You can have an open or polyamorous relationship. There are a lot of people out there in relationships, yet happily fucking other people outside of them. They’re just above board with it.

But that’s not what’s going on with our PUA friend here. With his talk about “regulat[ing]” girlfriends, he seems more interested in fucking over his girlfriend (assuming such a creature really exists) than he is in fucking strangers (sorry, “stranges”).

That’s not “Game.” That’s just being a dick.

But, hey, Nietzsche! He’s BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL! Or, as he puts it in a comment, “Shame and guilt are beta.”

You know, if you have to go around telling everyone what an Nietzschean ubermensch you are, you’re probably aren’t much of a Nietzschean ubermensch.

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Amused
Amused
13 years ago

Darn it, WordPress ate up my comment!

Anyway …

The point being is the videotaping isn’t just for “shits and giggles”. It actually serves the purpose of a legal defense in case I was falsely accused.

It doesn’t matter what purpose it serves. You really should take a look at the MA statute. The purpose of the recording isn’t one of the elements of the crime. If you record a sex act without the other person’s consent, you’ve committed a crime. Period. Your fear of a false rape accusation isn’t a defense.

If you are really that worried about it “falling into the wrong hands” I can put them on encrypted flashdrives and store them in my safe. Then I can dip the entire case into epoxy so that no one can even break into the case and access the chips directly.

That’s all well and good, but the first recording that you produce in defense to a rape accusation (all smug, no doubt) will precipitate the law enforcement seizing all of them. So it’s not like you’ll have to serve 2.5 years for each false rape accusation. You will be charged with multiple crimes and serve multiple sentences, probably consecutively. And since, like all Internet poseurs, you are of course a “stud”, naturally your recordings would end up to one long, long, long prison sentence.

And then when you come out, you’ll have to register as a sex offender.

Brandon, for all your posturing, taking a calculating approach to life makes you just like everyone else. All people weigh risks and benefits, some just aren’t very good at it. For instance, your calculus sucks. Your way of avoiding the remote risk of being falsely accused of a sex crime consists of committing a sex crime — repeatedly — and saving the evidence with which to convict you. With every such crime that you commit, you drastically increase the cost of protecting yourself from even one false rape accusation. It’s kind of like blowing up your house to thwart a potential burglary. You probably vaguely believe that being convicted of videotaping sex without consent is less disgraceful than being convicted of rape, but as far as most women are concerned, it’s a distinction without a difference. Although punished lighter than rape, non-consensual videotaping is a form of sexual assault, and in the eyes of most women who know this about you, you are basically a rapist. As for people scanning sex offender registries to determine their level of risk as landlords and employers — they too aren’t going to be interested in the sordid details of your conviction and how it’s “better” than rape. You are a sex offender, end of story.

And on top of all that, you make the hilarious claim that federal and state laws do not apply in your home. Newsflash: your home is subject to all applicable laws. You can no more commit a crime in your kitchen than you can out on the street. Man, clearly, answering phones and running small errands in your daddy’s office for several summers in a row hasn’t turned you into a legal eagle. I suggest you pick some other vocation, because law — you suck at it. Seriously.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
13 years ago

OK, Brandon, let’s say that our hypothetical woman is videotaping you because she’s worried that you might rape her, and she wants to have evidence if you do. Are you OK with that?

(I’m not, for the same reasons I’m not OK with you taping her, but I’m going to hazard a guess that you’ll be less logically consistent.)

Brandon
Brandon
13 years ago

@Ami: So women are programmed by society to continue to talk to their rapist? Okkaaaay!

@Null: I actually don’t even own a video camera (besides the crappy web cam that came with my laptop)

Now using the video for those purposes would be a dick move. Also, I see no reason to control women. If they don’t want to hang out or have sex…it’s called “other women”

@Elizabeth: It doesn’t take much to feed video from a camera into a computer. Any Level 1 Tech can figure it out.

@Molly: Yes.

@

Molly Ren
13 years ago

“@Molly: Yes.”

Then why have you thought out this videotaping thing in such detail? It’s to guard against what you think is a very real threat. If you thought honest consent was possible, why protect yourself from every partner you sleep with?

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

@Eurosabra

HEY! 😀 I know you! You’re one of the “old ones”… like Cold.. or Random Brother… the ppl I have not met yet b/c I was only added in season 5. XD

Hi! 😀 *holds out paw* Ami Angelwings, Rodeo Cat… how are you? :3

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

@Ami: So women are programmed by society to continue to talk to their rapist? Okkaaaay!

I’m confused what you mean by this? o_O

I merely said that continuing to talk is not proof rape didn’t happen xD

Where did you get programmed from? o_O

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@kirbywarp
” No, the male version of a woman who is a slut would be someone who is comfortable with their sexuality and seeks out others like himself, having lots of sex in the process”

Oh it’s sounds so altruistic when you put like that. But a slut is exactly that, a slut. She dresses and acts sexy and says all kindsa pretty lies for not only sex, but freebie’s as well.

One of your own, Joanna actually fessed up. she must be drunk and slipped up so she isn’t to blame.

Joanna | October 17, 2011 at 12:22 pm
“I ashamedly admit that I used to use guys in bars to buy me drinks…and then not go home with them. >.>”

Maybe those arrows are a sad face or something. But the mockery doesn’t end there. Oh no it doesn’t.

Joanna | October 17, 2011 at 12:23 pm
“*le gasp* How misandrist of me! =O”

Ya see, it’s just a joke. She used her sexuality for profit, and it’s funny. Wierd how when ya go to a bar that’s all you see. Or were women drunk and not fully cognizant of the fact they were teasing for profit?

What a bunch of hypocrites.

Amused
Amused
13 years ago

Actually, Brandon, using the sex tape to blackmail a woman wouldn’t be just a “dick move” — it would be a crime in and of itself. Plus, your statements to her would furnish the police with probable cause to look for that video — and find all of them.

Brandon
Brandon
13 years ago

@Amused:

1)I wouldn’t give them the password.

zhinxy
13 years ago

NWO, stop pretending the feminist or any-right-thinking-individual definition of “drunk sex = rape” is all about some tipsy beauty who just broke up with her boyfriend whispering “Take me home, Jeremy… Er.. Brian” into the ear of someone she met an hour ago (while she nibbles said ear,) then going home and doing a bravura Betty the Backwards Cowgirl performance on him. We all know that happens. Nobody thinks it’s rape.

People have sex they regret while intoxicated and still able to give consent. When this happens, and they REGRET it, they go home, have an omelet and drink a coke and call their best friend and go WHAT THE HELL DID I DO LAST NIGHT.

“drunk sex” and “regrets” Exist. And they exist in a whole different UNIVERSE from rape.

And feminists know this. We ALL know this. And, frankly? Guys who talk about “WHAT IF SHE WAS DRUNK! DRUNK SEX IS RAPE NOW? WHY CAN’T YOU WOMEN GROW UP! ARE YOU EQUAL OR NOT! ETC,” and utterly refuse to stop blurring the line whenever they talk to a feminist about rape and drunkenness is just f’n willful stubbornness as far as I can tell.

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

Hey NWO vanished again xD

Molly Ren
13 years ago

“1)I wouldn’t give them the password.”

Because not being a creepy idiot is never, ever an option.

PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth
PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth
13 years ago

I would say something but I am too busy still laughing at the idea that the officers would not pick up anything beyond weed.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
13 years ago

NWOslave | October 17, 2011 at 10:51 pm

@Nobinayamu
“NWO doesn’t believe in enthusiastic consent because he believes all women are whores. He literally has nothing of value or interest to add in these kinds of discussions.”

You praise the slutwalkers, not me.

You’re against slut-shaming, not me.

You praise the Ozy, Holly, Molly and all the rest of the slutdom blogs, not me.

You promote all women being whores, not me.

NWOslave | October 12, 2011 at 10:06 pm

Are all women hookers? Do all women use sex for profit and coersion? The answer is a resounding yes, yes, yes!

And now that we’ve cleared that up and shown, yet again, that you are a lying liar who lies let’s get something straight: You posted links to photographs of pre-pubescent girls at the beach in swimsuits as an example of women dressing “slutty”. You constantly conflate bepaid sex workers (with which, I’ve no doubt, you are quite familiar) and women who choose to have sex of which you disapprove.

Your opinion, like nearly everything about you, is worthless. Now, other than calling you out for the lying sack of shit that you are when you called a poster a whore, please point out to me, where I have ever said that all women should be whores.

Amused
Amused
13 years ago

Brandon: They wouldn’t need your stupid password.

Brandon
Brandon
13 years ago

@Ami: No but texting things like “I really enjoyed myself last night, you?” or “We should do that again.” and see how she responds is one way to gauge how she took last night.

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

Maybe those arrows are a sad face or something. But the mockery doesn’t end there. Oh no it doesn’t.

It is sideways eyes NWO 😀

Luckily for you I’m here! 😀

>______________________>

SEE… SIDEWAYZ 😀

>_________________________________>

Neways… in what ways are we hypocrites? :3

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

Brandon | October 17, 2011 at 11:15 pm
@Ami: No but texting things like “I really enjoyed myself last night, you?” or “We should do that again.” and see how she responds is one way to gauge how she took last night.

Is it? After all you alrdy think women are liars… what makes you think you can trust that? o:

And that’s even ignoring the other stuff I’ve alrdy brought up :3

Dracula
Dracula
13 years ago

You really think law enforcement wouldn’t be able to access your encrypted files? You’re adorable, Brandon.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
13 years ago

LOL! Brandon works in tech and thinks that he can protect himself from a criminal investigation by going “nuh uh, I’m not gonna give you my password”.

Brandon
Brandon
13 years ago

@Amused: And how do they plan on getting the data from the flash drives?

Amused
Amused
13 years ago

Jesus tapdancing Christ on a pumpkin … this is hilarious. So, everyone who was ever convicted of, say, storing child pornography only went to jail because he gave the police his password? Buah-ha-ha-ha-ha!! Oh yeah. And if you don’t want your house searched, just don’t open the door.

Bostonian
13 years ago

LOL you think they need your password to get files!!!

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@Ami Angelwings
“Ppl praise me for being AWESOME still.”

Lol, no one praises you sir, save the manboobz gang. For all your typing you never actually say anything. You just ask questions. Not to burst your self-important bubble, but most people ridicule you.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
13 years ago

Block quote fail.

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