Hey, fellas! Do you hate feminists but also hate doing things? Our good friend over at the Pro-Male/Anti-Feminist Technology blog has an idea for you: strike at the heart of the feminazi matriarchy by “denying marriage and denying children to women.” This, PMAFT (for short) argues, will effectively transfer “the costs of misandry … back on to women.” And all you have to do is: nothing!
Apparently, feminist ladies have an insatiable need to marry and make babies with men who hate them. All you need to do to thwart this evil plan is to not have sex with them. But wait a minute, you say, don’t ladies make the babies themselves, in their bellies? Well, yes they do. But unfortunately for them they also need a little something from you as well. No, not your money – that comes later. You know that white stuff that comes out of your penis when you masturbate? Ladies actually need that in order to make babies. And you control the supply! Cut them off! Embargo that shit.
Also, if you ever find yourself in a chapel with one of these ladies, and some religious looking dude starts asking you all sorts of questions, do not – I repeat, do not – answer any of them with the phrase “I do.” That’s how they get you.
The great thing about denying ladies your babies is that it also helps you to strike back at your parents – by denying them grandchildren! Ha HA! As PMAFT helpfully explains:
Our parents’ generation had one foot in the old system and one foot in the feminist system. This meant that many of them have completely avoided the consequences of supporting feminism. I see this with my own parents who don’t particularly think of themselves as “feminists” but have effectively supported feminism all the same. They have experienced absolutely no consequences from their support of feminism. This goes for both my mom and my dad. …
Most of our parents want grandchildren so denying them grandchildren really forces the cost of misandry back on to them. This is particularly effective when done by only children or by men who have only brothers. Even for men who have sisters, this can still be effective if it prevents the “family name” from being passed on.
In your face! No babies for you!
Oh, no, the clitoris is excellent at stimulating women.
Or did you mean “other women?”
You got us all figured out, MGTOW Man! Don’t forget to mention how we internet-kidnapped you and forced you to say all kinds of stupid shit here, just so that we could then make you feel afraid for the safety of your penis by calling you a moron.
I have a couple of suggestions for you. First, let me assure you with a tentative guess that no one wants YOUR penis. You said yourself, we are lesbians, remember? Also, Lorena Bobbit didn’t cut off her husband’s penis because she wanted it for herself. She threw it away, remember? Also, while she may have done this for her husband’s good-faith expression of his opinions, it should be pointed out that he had a habit of expressing his opinions with fists. On her face. Which isn’t to say that what she did was okay, only to point out that as long as you limit your opinions to just verbal ones, your penis will probably be just fine.
Second, I regret to inform you that you don’t possess any logic. Sorry. Don’t worry, it’s not the end of the world. Your awful personality, on the other hand — you really should do something about that.
Third, on the other hand, please run, run for your life! Hide in a bunker where we won’t find you to cut off your penis and take your precious sperm. Don’t forget the tinned baked beans! And a scented candle.
I may be speaking out of ignorance here, but I was under the impression you could stimulate other women pretty well with it if you worked out the angles properly, so to speak. Correct me if I’m wrong.
I retract my statement that MGTOW Man was just repeating stuff that other trolls have said. Insulting us by saying our clitorii are too small is impressively novel.
Weird as hell and nonsensical, but certainly not something I’ve seen before.
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@Katz: Thanks!
MGTOW: What are you talking about, “stimulating a woman”? According to you, women don’t get stimulated by sex anyway, we are only after material goods. So who cares about penis size, anyway? Apart from men who know fuck-all about sex, that is?
Seriously, MGTOW, if “penis envy” is about penis size then the only people clearly suffering from it are men. You, for instance.
Bostonian: Reading is to sissies and libruls. Manly men like MGTOW have an innate knowledge of all things and don’t need no stinkin’ books. Especially books written by effete Europeans.
“G-spot challenged lesbian pedophiles”?!? Is that what we are now? It’s so hard to keep up…
It’s kinda fun, in a sad way, to watch MGTOWMan flail around like this.
Poke a feminist and you get a “nice guy” rant. The keyword just sets you off, you don’t even care about context or the rest of the message.
Oh, it’s not that big a threat, I mean obviously compared to sitting in your warm house working the washing machine and the oven, it’s positively a leisure hobby. It’s amazing that people are still going on about this. I honestly believe that if I said the sky was blue, the entire gang here would swear up and down it was green, just so they could get to contradict me.
Alright, back to the program. Tonight on the show: The Manboobz gang responds to someone’s points with nothing but snark, sarcasm and insults and is shocked, _SHOCKED and APPALLED_ when he starts to answer in kind.
Hmm, I feel like I’ve seen this episode before…
I’m nominating “G-spot challenged lesbian pedophiles” for the mbz meme thread
Not the fault of the manbooz blog or it’s denizens it he got a little to exicited from the web Pron and tried to stick his junk in the usb port.
The penis is a larg clit and I am quite jealous his is bigger than mine.
/not really
What, cars and buses don’t have heat now? That’s news to me. Also I love the characterization of cooking and laundry as things one does while “sitting”. Driving on the other hand, now there’s a workout! Although, who knows? Perhaps in Hengist-land they still drive those Flinstone-age cars to work. Or maybe Segways.
I would bet a trillion gazillion dollars that MGTOW Man is a poe. Come on, that’s just too over the top to be for real.
“The fact is that women do have the largest control over pregnancy and the fact is that men usually cannot verify whether a woman is using contraception properly.”
There are these things called condoms. You might want to try using them.
(There’s also vasectomy, but obviously that’s only an ideal option if you don’t want any/any more kids).
Also I’m laughing my ass off at the suggestion that if Israel didn’t exist the Middle East would be peaceful. I grew up there, my uneducated friend, and nope, that is not the case. Now if you wanted to say that the ongoing lack of peace is partly the fault of the Western superpowers, then you would have a point.
PS – It may be the case that in your particular area lots of men work out in the sun, climb poles, etc. In my area most men work in offices, just like the women. Also, my father is a lifelong oil guy who’s worked in lots of refineries, and he would piss himself laughing at your whining, and then point out that if you married a woman unwilling to do so much as a single load of laundry that points to poor judgement on your part rather than any sort of general rule about women. (My stepmother actually seems to do about 5 loads of laundry a day. How a household consisting of 2 people can even generate that much laundry I’m not sure, but she does it.)
Well I say that you just have clitoris envy, which means you refuse accept that your penis is just a giant clitoris and you are angry because your clitoris is so obviously giant and ungainly compared to actual clitorises!
In other words: NO U!
I don’t think I’d want a penis-sized clit, actually. I’d be worried about it getting caught in things, like zippers.
Oh, wow, penis envy! Man, does THAT take me back. Thanks for the nostalgia trip, MGTOWM!
I think I am beginning to see his problem, though. If he thinks that the only way to stimulate a woman is to rub a penis on her clitoris, I can see why sex would end up being baffling and frustrating.
I have once more to clearly state that I have never met such suspicion and short temper as in any other comment section as here, even comments at The Frisky are much nicer, and they are already among the most profanity-laden, grammatically-challenged of the Internet. And now I’m put on moderation – which I would be totally fine with, it’s just is very difficult to understand in the context that people like VoIP can propagate their hateful accusations here unhindered.
@MGTOW Man:
No, that is feminist BS. Penis envy means that you refuse to accept that your clitoros is tiny penis, and you are angry because your penis is so obviously tiny and inferior to that of man.
In Ancient China the penis was seen as spear and the woman’s vagina and clitoris as her shield and short sword. A good lover has the woman to drop their shield, I think that says a lot!
Well, it wouldn’t be because men think with their penises, or anything.
Simon: How the hell does one drop their vagina?
@Amused – Via prolapse? Why this would be seen as a positive thing I’m less sure.
I have once more to clearly state that I have never met such suspicion and short temper as in any other comment section as here
You don’t get out on the Internets much, I take it.