Here you go. And it’s not even from r/mensrights! It’s from the pics subreddit. Reddit is creepy all over.
Once again, props to ShitRedditSays for pointing me to this one.
We Hunted The MammothBucking the Backlash
We Hunted The MammothHere you go. And it’s not even from r/mensrights! It’s from the pics subreddit. Reddit is creepy all over.
Once again, props to ShitRedditSays for pointing me to this one.
I mean, if you’re okay with being ugly, more power to you. Some people are. But let’s not lie and pretend there’s a significant percent of the population attracted to fat people. There isn’t.
One of the best Scott Adams impressions i’ve ever seen, brah.
And, uhm. You think fat people are ugly. The rest of the world doesn’t think like you (thank god)
I should elaborate; Some (many, whatever) may agree with you, specifically in regards to people being overweight and their attractiveness. But not everyone does, and acting like the world has the same standards of beauty as you do is pretty egotistical and douchy
No, most of the rest of the world thinks like me. I’m not saying I hate fat women. But they’re ugly. And I’d say about 97% of the non-fat male population would agree.
No, see, because MRAL can’t change his height and the fat fat fatties could lose weight if they just stopped stuffing themselves with cheesecake all the time.
We’ve been trying for months. We can’t even get him to mention things he likes without the word “jizzing.”
. Alphas and betas sure as FUCK don’t want to date fat chicks.
MRAL, do you actually have sexual attraction to humans, or do you just want to do like the alphas do?
If a guy is dating the kind of girl he’s attracted to, it doesn’t really matter what kind of “status” she gives him. He can have actual life accomplishments if he wants status.
I thought everyone was either an alpha or a beta? Or is there something worse than a beta?
Also, if two people want to date each other, why would they care whether some random person on the internet (that’s you!) thinks either of them is an alpha, a beta, too fat, or something else entirely?
MRAL, you’re always trolling. You don’t need to specifically tell us.
Nullpointer, you really, really don’t want to ask those questions. He might answer them.
I never see what’s wrong with two omegas being very happy together. I guess in Greek Philosophy they must always secretly hate each other and know that they’re each other’s third choice.
It must be really sad projecting that onto every non-gorgeous couple you see.
“Newsflash: fat people are ugly. I’m not interested in dating fat people, and this is from someone with disadvantages.”
It must really burn when even fat chicks think you’re too nasty to date then, huh?
MRAL, you seem to be laboring under the misapprehension that the only relationships that you can have with women are sexual. Whatever it is about these women that you feel would make them compatible romantic partners can, in the absence of sexual attraction, make them good friends. Why not befriend these individuals, since you apparently have enough in common with them that, were you sexually attracted to them, you could see them as romantic partners?
Allow me to be a cynic for a moment, but I thought that alpha’s fuck everyone; that for them there is no such thing as “pretty” or “ugly”, only “old” and “new”.
“Allow me to be a cynic for a moment, but I thought that alpha’s fuck everyone; that for them there is no such thing as “pretty” or “ugly”, only “old” and “new”.”
Nah, alphas only fuck other alpha chicks and beta chicks. Fat chicks don’t even count as betas, but their suffering is still much less than that of the average beta male.
Their suffering is much less because they deserve it. The poor beta males get hated on due to no fault of their own!
I thought MRAL was an Omega. A very, very, disadvantaged Omega.
Apparently he got elevator shoes and started working out and maybe got some eyeglasses that made his TOTALLY HIDEOUS DEFORMED UGLY EYE (which honestly looks just fine) and has elevated himself to Lesser Beta.
*(which honestly looks just fine) look non-hideous and deformed and has elevated…
“Apparently he got elevator shoes and started working out and maybe got some eyeglasses that made his TOTALLY HIDEOUS DEFORMED UGLY EYE (which honestly looks just fine) and has elevated himself to Lesser Beta.”
And now I’m picturing Paul Williams.
I think I’m probably unattractive to the majority of the population.
Fortunately, this is completely fucking irrelevant, as I don’t have time in my schedule to be dating the majority of the population anyway. Several hundred million dates a week would just ruin my grades.
MRAL, really dude…I’m starting to side Shaenon here. If this is how you’re going to act, I’m sorry that I tried to help. You don’t just need advice, you need the equivalent of an Asshole Intervention.*
*I am SO copyrighting that.
MRAL – in your greek alphabet, I would guess that I am likely a beta…and my long-term boyfriend is overweight (but still very attractive to me!)…so…am I just some sort of anomaly? (also, if you choose to believe I am lying to you, feel free to go look at my Epic Burrito post on my blog where you will find a picture of my man with a pink flower…).
Personally, I have no issues with you not being attracted to people who are overweight. We all have certain “types.” I do, however, have an issue with you making sweeping generalizations about what is or is not attractive to all people. My issue is that you are wrong. I assume you already know that…
So, MRAL, how would Kristen Schaal rate on your ten point hotness scale?
I think she’s smart, funny and really cute in a unique sort of way. What do you think? Hot? Not hot?
Rachel, I think the idea is that fat men are betas but fat women are Omegas. So your overweight boyfriend is actually perfect for you.
The More You Know… about delusional sexism.
Ohhhh….I didn’t realize being overweight (which I think in a post many posts ago, MRAL explained meant a BMI of over 25) only makes WOMEN ugly…my bad. And here I was, thinking I understood this whole greek system!