This comment didn’t get a ton of upvotes in r/mr, but it was just too idiotic to ignore:
Thanks, r/againstmensrights for pointing this one out!
We Hunted The MammothBucking the Backlash
We Hunted The MammothThis comment didn’t get a ton of upvotes in r/mr, but it was just too idiotic to ignore:
Thanks, r/againstmensrights for pointing this one out!
DKM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4ajZ-5kTXk
Modern science fiction is girlytainment? I guess if your standard for being NOT “infected by political correctness” is male domination BDSM fodder, wherein all women actually love being enslaved despite the whole crying and resistance stuff, then everything else must look pretty feministic by comparison. I advise you not to read Greg Egan’s stuff, DKM. Gender is so fluid in his works that your head would melt if you tried.
He scored himself and he won! NO WAI!
Katz: Shocking, isn’t it? It’s like he expected me to fall down and worship at his feet after insulting my intelligence and reading habits.
David – minus 100. The judges were forced to deduct an extra 75 points for inability to spell and use correct punctuation.
All I can say is I’d hate to play D&D with this guy.
Why can I never find a clip of the scene in Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure where Napoleon knocks over the board and declares himself triumphant because he’s losing a game? It would be applicable in so many situations.
Dracula: Now there’s a terrifying thought! no girls at the table, no female PCs, all the female NPCs in chains… “If there are any girls there, I wanna DO them!”
Shit, I hadn’t even thought it through that far. I was just thinking he’d be worst, most cheating fascist of a DM ever.
Dracula – you know he’d be the guy pouting because the DM wouldn’t let him make a half-dragon half-infernal prestige class character with maxed-out gear.
@KathleenB
All the female NPCs in chains and dresses, cleaning the dungeons, and cooking him dinner at the same time. Until you know, even those NPCs get fed up and start attacking him with burning hot frying pans.
Oh, gods, I can see DKM as a min/maxer: “I used Charisma as my dump stat, but I still just KNOW all the ladies will be falling all over me! ‘Cause I’m a MAN!!”
Amnesia: In DKM’s world, all women submit to men because the WANT to!
Or the wanker player who’s always making the DM enumerate EXACTLY HOW that goblin had a +8 on its attack roll.
“Whaddaya mean the spell I researched to make all the female NPCs fall in love with me and wear pretty dresses and give me blowjobs and cook me dinner isn’t feasible? This is an outrage!”
katz: I’m totally a proponent of the ‘rocks fall, everyone dies’ school of GMing when it comes to assholes like that.
Dracula: Total misandry, that.
Then again, DKM might very well be one of those people that thinks D&D is satanic and full of pagan sacrifices and whatnot.
Wait, you don’t sacrifice Jolt cola and doritos to the Dice Gods?
Pagan sacrifices are delicious.
Admittedly it’s easy to start believing in some kind of voodoo to make the dice roll the way you want, but in that respect, D&D can’t hold a candle to Settlers.
“I should at least get a roll! C’mon, there’s always a chance, right? Charisma 4 just means I have a negative, it doesn’t mean I have NO chance! I mean, what if I got a 20?”
I dunno I actually think DKM would be one of the few people who would play FATAL unironically, and honestly think it’s a brilliant masterpiece of a game.
Oh, thank you for that link. It led me to the author’s reply to negative reviews of his game, which in its breathtaking self-aggrandizement and boneheadery gives any veteran Manboobz troll a run for his money!
http://wiki.rpg.net/index.php/FATALReviewRebuttal
@ CassandraSays: The bowling scene in Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure is about the same: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8MzQxz3PYQ Napolean is losing, so he adds and extra 100 to his score and thows a complete shitfit when when he bowls a gutterball.