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Troll quote of the day: DK Meller on why dogs aren’t always better than women

David K. Meller, take it away:

There are still certain things that a suitably trained woman can do that a dog, no matter how smart and well trained, cannot do. That is why I am interested in female companionship.

Here’s the comment that came from. Enjoy!

And just remember: this guy regularly gets upvotes on The Spearhead, often for stuff much worse than this, as I’ve pointed out before.

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vacuumslayer
13 years ago

They’re talking about owning women. Can we stop pretending that these folks really care about stuff like men suffering rape or abuse or struggling with custody issues? I mean COME ON.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
13 years ago

Um, opposable thumbs? Less fur? Can give meaningful consent?

…Well, obviously not that last one.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
13 years ago

They’re talking about owning women.

In all fairness, previous MRA posts have talked about owning women like they are sheep or cattle. So being compared to dogs means we’re totally moving up in the world! I mean, we still aren’t allowed up on the sofa or anything, but we get to sleep indoors now and they won’t slaughter us for our meat. Yay! 😀

paniorpa
13 years ago

Women don’t want to own men. They are perfectly happy if they can own their bank account.

Which brings us back to this perennial truth: a woman’s value lies in her body. A man’s value lies in his earning capacity.

You can fleece a man and leave him behind in the distance, but you’ll have to kidnap a woman to possess her value.

This is the reason why feminists can rationalize their being less predatory than men (although they are trying to do exactly what the worst men do to women).

hellkell
hellkell
13 years ago

Uh-huh, sure, Paniorpa. Whatever you say, dear.

ozymandias42
13 years ago

A person’s value lies in the happiness they bring to others, dude.

Also, good job identifying the sexist success object/sex object dichotomy, although I am depressingly unsurprised to note that you regard this as “the way of the world” as opposed to “signs of a sexist culture, to be fought with all our strength.”

David K. Meller
David K. Meller
13 years ago

Silly me!! I thought that I was being nice to women, crediting them with more than a dog or other pet could offer, and they STILL find fault! Some people are never satisfied.

I was trying to show why women are lovable to men in ways that a pet, no matter how appealing and affectionate, simply could not be. This includes sex! However, I guess that it is back to the drawing board…

At least dogs (or cats, or bunny rabbits) wouldn’t leave hateful posts like those above–with the exception of the very perceptive paniorpa’s observations about men and their material possessions.

PEACE AND FREEDOM!!
David K.Meller

katz
13 years ago

There are a few ways in which DKM is superior to a bucket of shit. For one, you have to actually move the bucket around, whereas DKM is capable of moving under his own power.

David K. Meller
David K. Meller
13 years ago

And how is katz superior to a bucket of s**t? Or isn’t (s)he?

hellkell
hellkell
13 years ago

Meller, Paniorpa’s a troll. You would find him perceptive.

You want a slave. Oh, wait, you feel entitled to a slave. Excuse me, suitably trained woman. What goes into that training? Stripping women of their civil rights and making them totally dependent on the likes of you? I hate to break it to you, but even the most traditional woman on Earth is still going to have her own mind. That burns your ass, doesn’t it?

We’re not generally hateful, it’s just you, Unfrozen Caveman Misogynist.

kristinmh
kristinmh
13 years ago

At least dogs (or cats, or bunny rabbits) wouldn’t leave hateful posts like those above

It’s funny, DKM, I frequently joke that if Madeline could write she’d have a blog where she’d complain about how horribly unfair we were to her – how Gus gets all the attention (she probably gets more, since she’s awake a lot more of the time) and how she has to eat this horrible dry (expensive high-quality) kibble instead of the tasty things we’re always eating, how she’s made to go outside in the rain to pee sometimes, how she has to vacate the bed when the sheets are being changed, and no one will play with her at 11 PM even though she’s poking them with a squeaky toy and everything. You wouldn’t believe the amount of sulkiness and resentment a hound dog can get into a sidelong glance.

(BTW, I completely retract my recommendation that DKM get a dog, since he appears to be saying that the only thing that makes a woman better than one is that you can have sex with a woman. Dude, that you even went there is just beyond creepy. Dogs deserve better than you.)

paniorpa
13 years ago

I will only consider “fighting the signs of sexist culture” in me the day homeless men become the most eligible bachelors.

Show us the way, girls. Prove us that biology is nothing as you claim. Start fucking with the poorest and ugliest men on earth.

Only then will I be able to release the pressure and stop dominating and oppressing you.

For now, I believe I have to be the boss.

PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth

*pats Paniorpa condescendingly on the head* Sure little one whatever you say.

katz
13 years ago

And how is katz superior to a bucket of s**t? Or isn’t (s)he?

Dude! Why the hate? I was complimenting you!

Captain Bathrobe
Captain Bathrobe
13 years ago

And how’s that search for female companionship working out for you, DKM?

kristinmh
kristinmh
13 years ago

Oh well, last time DKM noticed me it was to make a “What’s wrong with you, are you on the rag?” crack, so I suppose this is an improvement.

magdelyn
13 years ago

“…Can we stop pretending that these folks really care about stuff like men suffering rape or abuse or struggling with custody issues?” – vacuumslayer

Who are “these folks” of which you speak?

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
13 years ago

Show us the way, girls. Prove us that biology is nothing as you claim. Start fucking with the poorest and ugliest men on earth.

Now, does he have to be both poor and ugly? Does absolutely-amazing-but-makes less-money-than-you-but-who-cares-’cause-he’s-the-bees-knees, count?

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
13 years ago

I can’t be the only one who’d quite literally rather fuck a bucket of shit than sleep with DKM, can I? At least you can treat the former kind of filth with antibiotics.

Show us the way, girls. Prove us that biology is nothing as you claim. Start fucking with the poorest and ugliest men on earth.

Nice try, but we’re still not gonna sleep with MRAs! 😀

Kave
Kave
13 years ago

Nope..

Homeless and ugly. It’s the only path to redemption for you feminist womens.

Perhaps instead of a take back the night event feminists could stage a fuck the homeless night?

I’ve been convinced of the errors in my thinking, in fact everyone bring a canned food as well o.k?

(As someone who works with homeless people to some extent this is one of the most offensive statements I’ve seen a mra make on the internet, as equally to homeless men as to women)

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
13 years ago

Paniorpa is a troll, out to give the noble MRAs a bad rap. In fact, I am noticing very strange similarities to the writings of Amanda Marcotte. Nice try, Amynda.

shaenon
13 years ago

I’m pretty sure the average homeless man gets laid more than the average MRA.

captainbathrobe
13 years ago

I don’t know, Dave. Marcotte sounds awfully French. Come to think of it, so does Futrelle.

(Eyes Dave suspiciously.)

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