Ladies! You may think you’ve got the men of the world fooled, but the guys over on MGTOWforums.com can see right through you! As dontmarry puts it:
Everything that a woman does is deceitful. From makeup, push-up bras and high heels, to fibbing about her dick count or proclamations of ‘I don’t mind marrying a poor man’ (oh yes you do).
That’s right, ladies! We know those eyelashes aren’t real! We know your cheeks aren’t really that rosy! And your lips aren’t really that red! And your boobies aren’t really … um, what was I saying? I got distracted thinking about boobies. Anyway, you’re all a bunch of liars! I bet some of you even wear Spanx, which are a tool of Satan.
Also, that thing he said about the dick count. Stop the lies! We demand dick count accuracy!
This makeup thing also reminds me of the standard some men have that women should never diet, but they should be super skinny. Some of the very men that make fun of plus size women also make fun of women who watch what they eat. It puts pressure on thin women that diet to lie and say they have fast metabolisms and then never eat in front of other people so they won’t know they drink Slim Fast for lunch everyday. Now some women have very fast metabolisms and can eat donuts and Big Macs all day and never gain an ounce, but it’s not realistic to expect every women to be like that.
So let me remember these rules for women:
1. Never wear makeup, but always be pretty.
2. Do not style your hair (that’s high maintenance) but always have a perfect hairstyle.
3. Do not wear dresses and heels because that is deceitful. Do not wear pants and sneakers because they’re masculine.
4. Do not use anti aging products because you’re basically lying about your age. Never look like you’re older than 35 years old.
5. Eat like a harvester but never weigh over 120 pounds.
From the age of around 16-18 I was really in to wearing make-up, and rarely left the house without full face (foundation, blush, powder, eyes, lips). Then I got bored with it and stopped. I rarely wear makeup in daily life anymore, only if I’m feeling a bit low and want to make myself be more alert (because you have to worry about smearing it or it rubbing off on stuff).
That was the same period of my life when I perpetually wore high heels, because I was self-conscious about being really short. I’m like Sharculese, I have to alter everything because I’ve been this height since I was twelve. And I wasn’t a tall twelve. But I do sew, so it’s a lot less expensive. 🙂
Anyway, I wasn’t doing this because I was out to “deceive” men – I had the same boyfriend the whole time, and he knew exactly how tall I was and what I looked like without makeup (and he secretly wore makeup himself…long story) – the makeup was mostly me playing around and the heels were me shaking my fist at the Height Gods. But it’s all about the dudes, ain’t it, Piggy?
How is 5’2 short? Fucking ridiculous
All of the bitches need to understand one simple rule: If you keep yourself unfat and if your face is not absolutely hideous, you’re golden. There is no pressure. Remember, 3s fuck male 8s and 5s fuck male 10s. Women’s social mobility is astounding. I really have no idea, given all this privilege, why so many of them are so God Damn Insecure with the makeup and shit.
So many interesting points made here, mostly in response to poor Piggy – how sad is it that he thinks just about every socially considerate or aesthetically attractive thing people do is a nefarious ruse intended to fool other people into, I dunno what, thinking they’re likeable?
Two comments I just have to respond to, ’cause I can’t not:
Paniorpa @ 2:26 pm, everyone here thinks you’re creepy, and they’re right. But you’re also pitiful (that’s pitoyable, and it means exactly the same thing in English as it does in French). How sad! you admit you have to “dupe” women into having sex with you; and you reveal your miserable self-hatred when you describe women having sex with you as ‘spreading their legs open and contribut[ing] to their skyrocketing dick count’.
So, if a woman has sex with you, she (1) did not like you, choose you or want you, but had to be fooled into fucking you; (2) got no pleasure at all out of the experience; on the contrary, she was tainted by it – all she got out of fucking you was another number on her Cock Carousel list, which degrades her. Goddamn, that’s sad. It really must suck to be you.
Holly @ 2:39 pm, I think it’s kinda weird that Piggy never responded to this very interesting point. Where’s the “deception” in a boob job? I mean, once you get your B-cups augmented to D-cups, your new boobs are the only boobs you have, and they’re as real as real can be. You get in the shower, you’re washing your D-cup boobs. You buy a new shirt, it has to fit your D-cup boobs, and you have to give away all your old shirts that don’t. You go in for your yearly mammogram, your radiologist has to deal with your implants, because your old B-cup boobs don’t exist any more. So, once the boob job is a done deal, how can anybody be deceived?
Well obviously, into thinking that you had adequately boobtacular boobs to begin with. If you were an honest woman, you would be comporting yourself with the requisite shame. And anyway, what about the menz? You can’t expect them to be able to judge a woman’s integrity when presented with artificially bodacious ta-tas; after all, they’re helpless to control their boob-based urges, don’t you know.
@Eneya
“I can’t pinpoint exactly but I am getting a familiar vibe, as if there is a word for irrational hating of someone on the basis of his/her existence because of their gender…
If only I could remember the word and the movement who is actively trying to change that.
Can anyone help me?”
Hey everybody I’m back!
The word you’re groping for is misandry. We’re so saturated in it you accept it as a normal part of life. It’s on every MSM sitcom, drama, talk shows, cartoons, magazines, newspapers, our classrooms, the government, every charity, it’s everywhere. And the movement you looking for that’s striving for equality before the law is the MRM.
If anyone here can show me a MSM talk show where a woman gets her genitals sliced off, tossed in the garbage disposal, and all 5 hosts along with the audience yuk it up big time. I’ll be the first one to say we’ve got a real problem with indoctrinated misogyny. Any takers on finding me that MSM talk show? That’s how ya know misandry reigns supreme. But wait, I’m sure this is a by-product of the evil patriarchy. Ohhh feminism, save me!
NWO still refuses to do what he said he would.
That’s the honorable behavior of the NWOslave.
*orbits around NWO* 😀
We’re so saturated in it you accept it as a normal part of life. It’s on every MSM sitcom, drama, talk shows, cartoons, magazines, newspapers, our classrooms, the government, every charity,
Oh? 😀 Well we’ve alrdy heard you talk about sitcoms and talk shows (well ONE single episode of a talk show xD )….how about cartoons… newspapers..classrooms? drama? 😀
I bet Escher Girls is misandric too right? 😀
@Pecunium
“NWO still refuses to do what he said he would.”
If you’re talking about answering the question of womens-wear, that was contingent on Holly answering. She instead deffered to Big Daddy. She handed over her freedom and independence to Big Daddy’s safety net.
I’ll give the same non-answer she gave. Whatever Big Daddy says is appropriate in schools and buildings as well a food joints. And whatever a man says is acceptable is appropriate.
There that’s the meat of what she gave me, I’ll give it right back.
And seriously, you talking about honor. Your honor consists of defending women. End of story. It doesn’t matter what they do, how they act, what they say. You may have been taught that’s what honor is, but defending women, reguardless of their actions is quite dishonorable.
So basically… I’m rubber, you’re glue? xD
Your honor consists of defending women. End of story. It doesn’t matter what they do, how they act, what they say.
Oh? o:
What horrible actions of women has Pecunium defended that you believe he should not have? :]
Talking of honour, NWO, did you watch the Mayweather/Ortiz fight on the weekend? 😀
NWOslave, I once wore a below-the-knee, sleeveless dress because it was hot out on the way to meet my BF. Is that worthy of punishment?
I once wore a full covering sweater w/ “Don’t Touch” on the chest.. is that worthy of punishment? o:
(this is fun! 😀 )
I once wore a little plaid blue skirt with a white top and my hair up in pigtails and got mistaken as a 15 year old XD And the cashier thought I was married to myself cuz of the ID/credit card stuff and like some sort of Chinese child brideXD
Is that worthy of punishment? o:
MRAL, I officially got tired of trying to be nice to you or help you with your social woes when I realized that you have only one goal here: to call women “bitch,” because you’re too cowardly to say it to a woman’s face in real life.
I remember when you first showed up here it was “bitch” this and “bitch” that, until David threatened you with moderation. Then you started creating sock puppets for yourself, apparently for the sole purpose of saying “bitch.” And there’s the whole thing where you make up new insults and explain to us that they mean the exact same thing as “bitch,” but you’re technically not saying “bitch” so David can’t ban you, neener neener neener.
So this is where we’re at: you call us bitches, your sock puppets call us bitches, you call us names you made up as synonyms for “bitch.” Why? What is the point? Can’t you just sit in your dorm room and shout BITCHES BITCHES BITCHES until you get it out of your system?
thebionicmommy, there’s a name for that phenomenon: effortless perfection. I read an excellent article about it maybe eight months ago and I’m having a tough time finding it again. I’ll post a link if I dig it up.
I wear a bunny hat a lot AND a cat hat sometimes too! 😀 Is that worthy of punishment? o:
Men’s Rights Activist Lieutenant | September 21, 2011 at 8:33 pm
All of the bitches need to understand one simple rule: If you keep yourself unfat and if your face is not absolutely hideous, you’re golden. There is no pressure. Remember, 3s fuck male 8s and 5s fuck male 10s. Women’s social mobility is astounding. I really have no idea, given all this privilege, why so many of them are so God Damn Insecure with the makeup and shit.
What is “unfat”? o_O
Women’s social mobility is astounding.
Oh? o: Explain :3
“All of the bitches need to understand one simple rule: If you keep yourself unfat and if your face is not absolutely hideous, you’re golden.”
Actually, MRAL, I’m fat AND I’ve fucked 10s. I also know fat and/or short men who have fucked 10s.
Either you’re even more screwed than before, or your system isn’t nearly as accurate as you think it is.
Men’s Rights Activist Lieutenant | September 21, 2011 at 8:31 pm
How is 5’2 short? Fucking ridiculous
Okay, MRAL, what’s short? xD
Did MRAL stop therapy or something? o_O
Either you’re even more screwed than before, or your system isn’t nearly as accurate as you think it is.
Can’t it be both? >_> I think it’s both.
*peers at NWO*
We should make a list of things NWO thinks warrants a person to be punished if you do or wear them xD