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Cosmetics: An evil plot to fool the men of the world into thinking that ladies are pretty

Evil female deceiver at work

Ladies! You may think you’ve got the men of the world fooled, but the guys over on MGTOWforums.com can see right through you! As dontmarry puts it:

Everything that a woman does is deceitful. From makeup, push-up bras and high heels, to fibbing about her dick count or proclamations of ‘I don’t mind marrying a poor man’ (oh yes you do).

That’s right, ladies! We know those eyelashes aren’t real! We know your cheeks aren’t really that rosy! And your lips aren’t really that red! And your boobies aren’t really … um, what was I saying? I got distracted thinking about boobies. Anyway, you’re all a bunch of liars! I bet some of you even wear Spanx, which are a tool of Satan.

Also, that thing he said about the dick count. Stop the lies! We demand dick count accuracy!

 

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hellkell
hellkell
13 years ago

Women get catcalled because of other women. Who knew?

In Chuckybucket’s world, behind every asshole is a woman. Huh.

Amnesia
Amnesia
13 years ago

@hellkell
Of course. Men can never be held responsible for their own actions, doncha know?

Molly Ren
13 years ago

“HOWEVER [you just knew that was coming, didn’t you]…. your sex instincts motivate your impulses and the things you notice. They even impact on the things that many women do, the way they dress, the way they behave, and so on.”

chuckeedee, I don’t think you’ve spent enough time on the Internet to make a Theory of Every Woman’s Sex Drive.

How about women who get turned on by fat guys? Women who want to dress like cats or in latex? Women who want to top men? What’s *their* subconscious telling them?

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

If a woman wants something, she’ll tell you so.

If she wants it but doesn’t tell you–her loss.

See how much easier that is than mindreading our deepest darkest fantasies?

Pecunium
13 years ago

Holly: If he asks, she might not want what he wants. Safer to just assume he knows what she wants, and if it sounds like fun he can just go for it.

Molly Ren
13 years ago

“Some women are flattered by knob conduct, enjoy it and even encourage it.”

Chucky, you wouldn’t know what real dirty talk was if it bit you. Again, how can you read something like this and think “OMG, she must have totally thought that was hot”? Is this how you talk to your girlfriend or someone you’re hitting on? How well does that work for you?

This is a lot like that poll someone did about penis size. The women polled wanted something medium, while the men thought they needed a giant schlong just to be considered male at all. What the woman actually wanted never came into it, because none of these dorks ever bothered to *ask*.

Kollege Messerschmitt
13 years ago

Chucky, stop acting like you just want to give the ladies what they ~really want~.
Try viewing them as human being with individual interests, needs and wants and, as people have been telling you here, just ASK them what they want, instead of just assuming.

This is not a difficult concept.

chuckeedee
chuckeedee
13 years ago

Chucky, you wouldn’t know what real dirty talk was if it bit you. Again, how can you read something like this and think “OMG, she must have totally thought that was hot”? Is this how you talk to your girlfriend or someone you’re hitting on? How well does that work for you?

Your solipsistic self-indulgence is staggering. There are many kinds of women liking many kinds of things. They don’t all think like you.

Just like some women do prefer giant schlongs over medium ones, quite contrary to the poll you reference.

thebionicmommy
thebionicmommy
13 years ago

Some women are flattered by knob conduct, enjoy it and even encourage it. In large part, you are forced to put up with conduct that can at least in part be attributed to other women.

Just because some women like it does not mean every women should have to put up with it. Let’s try your phrase a different way and see how it looks.

Some men are flattered by cuckolding, enjoy it and even encourage it. In large part, you are forced to put up with conduct that can at least in part be attributed to other men.

If cuckolding isn’t a fetish of yours, you would probably be offended by that statement. However, some men are into that kind of thing. That doesn’t mean all men should have it pushed on them when they don’t like it.

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

Just like some women do prefer giant schlongs over medium ones, quite contrary to the poll you reference.
It’s true. A minority of women do prefer giant schlongs.

(“Some” people can like a thing without this being “contrary” to a poll showing what the majority prefer. So much for your superior intellectual schtick.)

This does not mean that every woman prefers giant schlongs.

It does not mean that if you pick a woman at random, she will prefer giant schlongs.

And it definitely doesn’t mean that if a woman tells you in so many words “I don’t like giant schlongs,” that you get to tell her she’s wrong.

captainbathrobe
13 years ago

Wait a minute–is Chuck trying to recruit me now? I’m with my kids, so I don’t have time to parse what he’s saying, nor to respond in detail. Maybe after bedtime…

zombie rotten mcdonald
13 years ago

What part of “many”, as in “many women” don’t you understand? Go on, read my posts again you moron.

I did read your posts, turdwaffle. For most of this thread, not just the comment prior to mine, you were saying ‘women’. As in a generalism.

I am happy, however, that I managed to get you to modify your posts from saying ‘women’ to ‘some women’ or ‘many women’. Doesn’t make them any more valid, but at least you realized that all-encompassing generalities were not the way to go.

chuckeedee
chuckeedee
13 years ago

And it definitely doesn’t mean that if a woman tells you in so many words “I don’t like giant schlongs,” that you get to tell her she’s wrong.

What are you smoking? What’s your point?

Molly Ren
13 years ago

“Your solipsistic self-indulgence is staggering. There are many kinds of women liking many kinds of things. They don’t all think like you.”

Thank you, Chucky! You can now advance to the next step: Actually asking individual women what they want, rather than saying “In large part, you are forced to put up with conduct that can at least in part be attributed to other women.”

We’ll have you being a respectful human being in no time. 😀

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

What are you smoking? What’s your point?
My point is that if all women don’t like giant schlongs, then maybe all women don’t like giant assholes, either.

Buttman
Buttman
13 years ago

I don’t know what the guys of MGTOW are thinking. A woman could go without bathing for a month and could grow a mustache and there would still be multiple dudes trying to bang her. Women’s vanity is more of a competition with other women or to snag the alpha.

Moewicus
Moewicus
13 years ago

New vocabulary word: thugspawn. Presumably, the spores that permeate the air around jerks, which forms into the next generation of thugs given cool, moist conditions.

Thanks, chuckeedee!

Buttman
Buttman
13 years ago

“My point is that if all women don’t like giant schlongs, then maybe all women don’t like giant assholes, either.”

There’s not anything that “all women” like. It’s still reasonable to say that the overwhelming majority of women like giant schlongs and tall men.

Molly Ren
13 years ago

Buttman, would you bonk a girl who hadn’t bathed for a month? I find that hard to believe…

I prefer to respect the men in my life enough that I find it worthwhile to do something as basic as *shower*. All the other body hair is up for grabs, tho. 🙂

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

I don’t know what the guys of MGTOW are thinking. A woman could go without bathing for a month and could grow a mustache and there would still be multiple dudes trying to bang her. Women’s vanity is more of a competition with other women or to snag the alpha.
I think it’s my turn to ask what the fuck y’all are smoking.

thebionicmommy
thebionicmommy
13 years ago

Women’s vanity is more of a competition with other women or to snag the alpha.

I wear makeup because I like the way it looks. I’m already married so I’m not trying to compete with other women or snag a man. Where did you come up with your theory of women’s vanity anyway?

Molly Ren
13 years ago

“There’s not anything that “all women” like. It’s still reasonable to say that the overwhelming majority of women like giant schlongs and tall men.”

You haven’t really shown us much that I’d call “reasonable” in your comments, Buttman.

chuckeedee
chuckeedee
13 years ago

My point is that if all women don’t like giant schlongs, then maybe all women don’t like giant assholes, either.

Then don’t go where the assholes are. If you frequent a sewer, then you will collect rats. If you live in a culture that encourages assholery, then leave it …or try to change it, but by properly addressing cause and effect. Assholes don’t magically materialize from a vacuum. They constitute a part of the dumb culture in which you also are a participant. I don’t like assholes, just as you don’t. I resent their intrusion into my personal space just as you do. But I don’t go blaming the whole of men for it. And I do realize that women, whether as bad mothers or ditzy girlfriends, play their part in creating the asshole phenomenon. Do you realize this? Do you understand how dumb culture works, and how everyone in dumb culture is somehow a participant, whether direct or indirect? What goes around comes around? Or is it all just men’s fault?

zombie rotten mcdonald
13 years ago

Then don’t go where the assholes are. If you frequent a sewer, then you will collect rats. If you live in a culture that encourages assholery, then leave it …or try to change it, but by properly addressing cause and effect

Translation: It’s your fault some men are dicks. And if you don’t like it and work to change that, don’t do it in a way I disapprove of.

Moewicus
Moewicus
13 years ago

But how can you have rape fantasies if you don’t have the sex drive that motivates them? There is no justification for harassment, and there is definitely never any justification for rape. Just because a woman fantasizes about rape does not mean that she wants to be raped. HOWEVER [you just knew that was coming, didn’t you]…. your sex instincts motivate your impulses and the things you notice. They even impact on the things that many women do, the way they dress, the way they behave, and so on.

chuckeedee, are you honestly trying to claim that women who have rape fantasies/like “bad boys” act and dress in such a way that they encourage a street harassment? ‘Cos that’s how it looks and it looks pretty dumb.

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