My favorite incoherent MRA blogger at the moment is our dear friend Christian J from the blog What Men Are Saying About Women. In recent days, Dr. J – famed inventor of the MRA two-dot ellipsis – has delivered up some truly inspired prose. I’d like to share some of the highlights (by which I mean lowlights) from a few of his recent posts.
Here he is, attempting to explain the “hookup culture” of the youth of today:
Women dish it up on a platter in line with their feminist education (free love/free sex mentality) to the alphas as they turn them on, the most, in the hope of either pretending to be carefree and casual about it all or they just have a high sex drive that requires servicing on a regular basis. It’s not that difficult..
No, no, not difficult at all.
Here he is talking about, er, pussy power, and somehow stumbling on to the subject of international finance:
The girls ofcourse have been trained to think that they can get away with just about anything as they possess the magic “V” which has a very high trading component as well as a social exchange rate, not unlike the Euro or an open ocean oil exploration license, but the magic “V”is more mobile and comes with it’s own carrier and operator, batteries not included though. Perfect really, when you think about it.
Here’s the opening sentence of a post of his about chivalry, and how feminists all secretly love it:
As feminism gets messier and even more morose, one does have to wonder what efforts those masterminds of insanity will do to cover their obvious and blatant erroneous experiments on human biology.
I don’t know if it’s even possible for me to get messier or more morose.
Here he is waxing poetic about the dreaded mangina:
[N]o one really considers them to be anything but a waste product, whose relevance is yet to be determined. A pretend girlie-man if you like, who wavers between reality and the dream state of their female masters. A neutered sycophant living on a different plain where reality and fantasy mix to form their delusional, ethereal world..
And let’s finish up with this muddled attempt to call feminists a bunch of lying liars:
We have on numerous occasions, demonstrated the continual lying and misinformation that the feminist hegemony consistently wallows in without what they believe is, in any fear of contradiction.
I have no idea if the second half of that sentence is the result of some sort of grievous editing error, or if he actually thought it made some sort of sense. With Christian J, it’s impossible to tell.
This seems to be a serious, pervasive problem with MRAs. They seem to have trouble staying on topic or communicating in a way that others are able to understand. On my blog, someone replied that the MRA replies seem to be randomly generated, overused nonsensical combinations of words – “It reads like Markov chain output.”
Now I’m thinking that we need to work on a random MRA comment generator. We need to include:
Feminists are lying liars.
Circumcision is a feminist plot.
Child support = the holocaust.
Feminazis won’t let me objectify women.
Female privilege is totally a thing, but male privilege doesn’t exist.
Disposable male myth.
Sharon Osborne made a joke about a crime, therefore all feminists want to emasculate men.
Valorie Solanas. VALORIE SALONAS, therefore your argument is invalid.
It’s not advocating violence against women, just feminists.
It’s just a joke, don’t get your panties in a wad.
Male feminists are manginas.
Anyone who’s ever done anything nice for a woman is white-knighting.
Other ideas?
Andrea Dworkin!
Feminism is based on misandry.
Mary Daly, who along with the above feminists, has the distinction of being dead!
SPITTING.
Age of consent is a feminist conspiracy!
Bumbling dads on TV show are evidence that feminists control the media!
A friend just piped up with:
“You are too sensitive”
and
“I think you like to argue which magically invalidates anything you have to say.”
I think I’ve realized why they like saying mangina. I’m totally not singing under my breath “mangina, mangina, vagina dentata, vagina dentata, mangina, mangina”
From a more recent troll.
Feminism is an abusers lobby!
*TV shows , dammit.
also, does the last quote from Christian J. remind anyone else of the “Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?” meme?
Would a female MRA be a shenis?
MRA douches continue to get this shit ass backwards. All of the things they are railing against (alphas taking all the babes, women being treated differently by the criminal justice system, sex having a monetary value) come courtesy of the Patriarchy and NOT FEMINISM.
Regarding sex, women’s bodies have always had a monetary value. It’s just that previously it was men who would trade that value with each other, largely by trading off daughters to families they wanted to have social and business connections with. Sex still has a value, but now women are allowed to participate in this system that men have devised, and THAT’S what’s got all you asshats riled up.
Regarding the criminal justice system, under English Common Law, from which our laws descend, the husband was responsible for any crimes committed by his wife. The attitude then was that she obviously had no agency of her own so any crime she committed must have been compelled by her husband. Again, this paternalistic attitude that women couldn’t possibly do certain criminal attitudes has nothing to do with feminism and everything to do with a Patriarchal understanding of society.
“couldn’t possibly do certain criminal ACTIVITIES.”
Whoops.
{the magic “V”is more mobile and comes with it’s own carrier and operator, batteries not included though}
Wait, what? Since when do vaginas need batteries to work?
@Blitzgal, we’ve been trying to tell them for ages that the answer to many of their problems is simply more feminism.
http://goodmenproject.com/ethics-values/solution-mra-problems-more-feminism/
@summer_snow, I’m not sure, but I lol’ed when I read in Woman, an Intimate Geography that a healthy vag should taste like licking a 9v battery. Maybe Christian J was confused about that and thought the vag is where you put the batteries in a woman, like that slot in the back of a remote.
Yeah, MRAs often blame feminists for problems that feminists are actively trying to change.
It shows how little they know about feminism, or how society works in general.
@Kita,
that is an awesome and interesting article, thank you for the link!
Valerie Solanas!
Vaginas, they’re fucking magic! Batteries not included, of course.
Also, TROPES.
KITTY!!!!
{blockquote} Dammit, how do blockquotes work? {/blockquote}
Yay!
[blockquote]blockquotes are weird[/blockquote]
(blockquote)how do they work??(/blockquote)
Chi!!!! <3
@blitz, I think you are mistaken about the common law. It was not criminal law, it was civil law where the husband alone could file or be sued on someone's behalf (because married women were affirmatively barred from owning property), much the way juveniles are classified today. In criminal law, a wife would be exempt if her husband coerced or "ordered" her to do certain things (he is liable via a sort of perpetration by means), but not just generally exempt.
"A pretend girlie-man if you like, who wavers between reality and the dream state of their female masters. A neutered sycophant living on a different plain where reality and fantasy mix to form their delusional, ethereal world.." This sounds awesome, why would I think that such a person were trash? It's like some BDSM surrealism or something.