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Yeah, well you’re a big meanie!

He's planning to bite you.

Comment of the day, from an angry antifeminist in ShitRedditSays who seems a bit obsessed with, if confused by, the sex lives of animals. Well, two comments, actually. The first:

It’s hilarious how reliably the feminist creature will resort to insulting a male’s sexuality. When cornered, it is like a vicious weasel, scratching at the only vulnerability it knows, in desperation of its wretched circumstance.

What’s even more hilarious is how likely it is that you all have the sex lives of a fucking snail.

And a followup:

I am no more concerned with a rancid female supremacist’s opinion on my sanity than I would be of a goldfish’s perspective on the world outside its bowl. You live a twisted, fucked up existence, devoid of reason and love. Your whole world is consumed by hatred of men and society, justifying your dementia by paddling about with other complete mental cases in this joke subreddit, all of you thoroughly skull fucked by evil rabid animals that pollute our universities under the guise of “professors” of various social “science” gibberish.

Um, why exactly would an evil rabid animal (even a vicious weasel) want to skull-fuck a rancid goldfish, even assuming it could? Wouldn’t it just go around biting everyone? I would, and I’m not even rabid.

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Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

Snails are (mostly) hermaphroditic, practice courtship, and fertilize internally. And sometimes it involves something called a “love dart.”

In other words, snails have an awesome sex life, and I am honored by the comparison.

(Hey… where did this person think baby snails come from?)

Aydan
13 years ago

Came to the comments section to point out what Holly said about snails. Technically the leopard slug is not a snail, but it does illustrate that just because something is small and slimy doesn’t mean its sex life is boring. (Link goes to YouTube, “The World’s Most Terrifying Penises: The Leopard Slug.” The name is kind of a misnomer since unusual creatures are more often awesome than terrifying! The video has some minor issues with shaming, IIRC, but is entertaining.)

amandajane5
amandajane5
13 years ago

You know, I’m noticing that there are frequent references to women “hating” men, but no one has yet given an actual example. David can give an example of men hating on women from probably an hour ago on a MRA or MRM or MGTOW site, but we’re deluged with things Andrea Dworkin said 50 years ago as examples, and seriously? That’s the best you have? It’s almost as if feminists aren’t a hate group! How to solve the cognitive dissonance?!

*SIGH.*

ithiliana
13 years ago

HEY! What about us evil skull fucking rabid killer weasel professors in the HUMANITIES!!!!!!!!!! Damnit, we exist too.

ithiliana
13 years ago

Oh, and another thought: you know, it really is depressing to see all the crap these dudes project onto animals, although I love that racoon macro to bits and am stealing it.

Own your own shit, dudes.

Herp Derp
Herp Derp
13 years ago

Seriously. From my experience, feminists tend to have more awesome sex than a lot of other people. Because they’re a lot more likely to only be having it with people who respect them as equals and have an equal commitment to their partner’s enjoyment as their own.

MRAs constantly wonder why they aren’t getting laid/aren’t getting laid WELL. It’s easy. Be a feminist, that’s how.

Molly Ren
13 years ago

“‘Tough’ doesn’t begin to describe the tribulations of sperm inside Helix aspersa. If the ‘female’ snail does not get the signal from the dart, she digests 99.98 percent of the sperm. That can make it hard for a guy to have kids, especially since the garden snail is rather, shall we call it promiscuous, and likely to be fertilized by the guy/gal on the next barstool.”

Those slutty, slutty snails.

zhinxy
zhinxy
13 years ago

(Hey… where did this person think baby snails come from?)

You’ve seriously never heard of the Snail Stork??

Molly Ren
13 years ago

zhinxy: XD

ithiliana
13 years ago

@amandajane5: a few threads ago, NWO took my “i don’t care about teh menz” (as a woman going my own way) to mean “I hate all men and want to lock them up in death camps and kill them all.”!

Of course if these dudes would really link to the feminist anti-men/pro-gendercide sites, we could evaluate them ourselves! With our ladybrainz!

Bee
Bee
13 years ago

Sounds like someone’s class went on a field trip to the petting zoo!

Also: ^(No offense to weasels, snails, goldfish, or rabid, skull-fucking animals!)

SWGM
SWGM
13 years ago

I have a feeling this guy would shit a brick of pure, steaming jealousy if he ever read Holly’s blog.

Jenn93
Jenn93
13 years ago

Doesn’t this guy know snails are total nymphos? I too, am honored by the comparison. Snails are cool, garden snails are really cute, and lovely to watch, and escargot is tasty.

ozymandias42
13 years ago

I’m a feminist and I’ve never insulted a man’s sexuality! Well, occasionally I’ve pointed out that men who have admitted to rape are rapists, but I hardly think that counts.

Bedelia Bloodyknuckle
13 years ago

“What’s even more hilarious is how likely it is that you all have the sex lives of a fucking snail.”

hmmmmmmm, Maybe i’ll ask my sexy boyfriend what he thinks……. 😉

shaenon
13 years ago

Don’t some snails have penis swordfights to determine which of them has to be the lady and carry the eggs? Or is that slugs?

Either way, it’s pretty similar to my sex life, so this guy is right on the money.

Fuck MRAs
Fuck MRAs
13 years ago

“(Hey… where did this person think baby snails come from?)”

“You’ve seriously never heard of the Snail Stork??”

Now let’s not go spreading false information. I happen to know from personal experience that baby snails spontaneously generate from the bottoms of my aquariums.

Pecunium
13 years ago

Holly: Snails are odd. They are hermaphrodites, but (as with worms) one is male, to the other’s being female. The fight for being the male, which is where the darts come into it. The theory is the cost of sperm vs. the cost of eggs.

I’ve kept snails, they are really cute when they are just hatched.

Societal Contract
Societal Contract
13 years ago

Found this at Roissy’s

MAN JOKES

How do you turn a fox into a fat elephant?
Marry It!

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

Why is the space between a woman’s breasts and her hips called a
waist?
Because you could easily fit another set of tits in there..

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men give a shit.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she’s been told twice already.

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what
have you done wrong?
Made her chain too goddamn long

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will
probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It’s one of those ‘evolutionary things’ that allows them to stand
closer to the kitchen sink.

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can’t shut the fuck up long enough to build up the required
pressure !!

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
the front door, who do you let in first ?
The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex
drive by 90% …
It’s called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives?
They FUCKING WANT TO !!!

filetofswedishfish
filetofswedishfish
13 years ago

What a verbose assclown.

Bee
Bee
13 years ago

I don’t know too much about snail sex, but I know I’ve spent many a night out on the porch watching slug orgies.

That may make me a big loser, but I think it says something special about slugs.

Societal Contract
Societal Contract
13 years ago

Roissy linked to this Youtube relationship advice wherein a dating guru tells the nice guys not to change but to wait for women to mature into appreciating them.

The comments below are a hoot! Here’s two;

1.
Right, stay nice and enjoy the sloppy seconds of a bad boy. Get the fuck outta here, we don’t wanna take care of a reformed slut with a devastated vagina, we want some hot tight young pussy right now.

Guys, learn game and play the field. The sexual liberation of women restarted the war of the sexes, and it’s raging out there. Don’t sit on the side waiting for the leftovers. Engage’ em bitches. They want bad boys, that’s all they gonna get.

(that commenters name by the way is “Don Korleone”)

2.
Harsh truth: Three basic relationship tracks for women.

1. Wife/mother track.

2. Single working woman track (may become cat lady track)

3. Whore track.

A woman needs to choose track one before she’s about 25. Much past that and it’s no longer realistic (doesn’t have to marry by 25 but should be headed in that direction).

They can change tracks two and three but a history with bad boys puts them firmly on track three.

Good men are only interested in marrying women from track one.

filetofswedishfish
filetofswedishfish
13 years ago

SC- you realize you can suggest stuff for posts in ways other than just derailing comment threads? I prefer to keep my terrible separated a bit.

Moewicus
Moewicus
13 years ago

So basically feminists are just engaged in one big game of Ultimate Surrender? (Quite NSFW to google.) Good to know.

@Societal Contract: where were those jokes posted?

Roissy’s jokes are, uh, weird. Maybe the first three have some wit to them, four is weird because getting to touch teh boobz is apparently the whole point of his site, and then the rest just descend into straight up woman hate that isn’t even trying to be funny. #8 stands out because it doesn’t seem to be trying to be funny or woman-hating. It’s just a propositional statement that relies on a bunch of implied premises that are probably wrong.

vacuumslayer
13 years ago

I get very confused because I guess we women are all big fat nagging bitches…but apparently they still want to fuck us. The skinny, hot ones I guess. But aren’t all women fat bitches? And will the skinny, hot ones turn into fat ugly feminists as soon as they’re married? And assuming men only want to fuck hot, skinny women, wouldn’t that sort of make them the default whores? And they don’t want to fuck whores, right? Oh fuck, I am now confusing myself.

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