Found this little fella in my spam folder. It cleverly incorporates references to the title of the post, though for some obscure spammy filter-evading reason it changes some of the words around and adds random text as well.
Either that or this is a real poster who happens to run a furniture store and who is somehow less coherent than our resident trolls:
I wonder. Are Northerly American gray women a group of whiney-vagineys?
Now that is strange. It sounds like something he wrote, ran through google translate a few times and then posted. But why?
I can’t speak for gray women, only polka-dotted ones. And, FTR, our vaginys rarely make any sound.
MRAs must have their own language– troll. Don’t blame them, they need google translate to be able to recruit they nice guys and dudes that can’t get laid no matter how shitty google translate is. Its the thought that counts.
At least they get the point across….right?
The whiney-vaginey thing just kills me, because really, the only time I’ve seen a talking vagina was in Me and My Dick, and Miss Cooter is pretty hilarious and not whiney at all!
Well, I don’t know what’s so funny about whiney-vagineys. Mine never shuts up! Do you know how humiliating that is in public? Lord knows I’ve tried to make it be quiet, but it’s still a chatterbox no matter what I do. Or clap trap, if you prefer.
It’s generated by a spambot for the purpose of linking to that gardening website. They lift phrases from the original post because spam filters find that evidence of relevance.
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/fghv6/my_father_is_67_and_my_stepmother_is_19_they_got/?limit=500
I saw this and thought of you.
True love always finds a way.
Thank you, Orion, I’d never have worked that out on my own, what with the abject stupidness and all.