A redditor called fxexular has put together an amazing compilation of fun “facts” about feminism from assorted Redditors. It’s a bit like reading the descriptions of an elephant offered by six blind men who are also drunk misogynist assholes. Among my favorites:
feminism, at best, focuses on relatively trivial female issues instead of grotesque male issues and at worst is pure man hate.
feminism. Where the most privileged people in society can whine about their “oppression of opulence.”
Feminism is about strong males using law to further marginalize weak males.
The ruling class uses feminism as a tool to keep men, young men and boy’s down
It’s like pissing in a bucket of water – piss enough, and you’ll dilute the water to mostly piss. “Feminism” is a bucket of piss these days, from all the crazy and ignorant that attached to it over the years, especially the past decade when it became a fad.
feminism destroys men’s confidence and sense of satisfaction in being male.
every feminist is a abuser or a abuser apologist or a shield for other abusers.
Feminists don’t even think of men as human.
Most women and feminists view gay men as accessories.
these feminist nut cases have only one goal: total female supremacy at the expense of men. Fuck every last one of these haggard harpies. Fuck ’em all.
I used to hold doors, I dont anymore. I just let it slam in the face of whoever is behind me b/c I have been publicly embarrassed by many a feminist for being polite.
Feminists are like witches, but this isn’t the The Land of Oz, Dorothy. There are no “good” feminists.
Brainwashed weak feminist men are a favorite of feminists. They don’t treat them very well, but they use them to great effect.
i’m mad as hell at the way men are treated by the feminist gynecocracy
The people who dismiss /mr are like abusers; they’re looking for any excuse to piss all over something they know is logical and true because they can’t handle it emotionally.
Many feminists do hate men and want to emasculate them. While I’m thankful for the few who don’t I feel that their silence allows the groups like NOW to exploit men and women alike for their own aims.
I know it sounds good to believe that feminism was always about equality but go and read up on the first wave suffragettes. They were basically domestic terrorists in many cases.
The feminism of the 60’s also lead to the vitriol hatred of men.
I suspect that the butt-ugly women who started feminism in the 60’s were confronted for the first time with an efficient mating market (after the sexual revolution), and they couldn’t stand “losing” to the pretty girls
[Feminists’] entire shtick is to repeat misinformation and when that fails bust out the unsubstantiated personal attacks
Yeah, no irony there!
I think this one is my favorite, though:
I will never socialize with feminists after I learned the darkness of their philosophy.
Most of these quotes are from the Men’s Rights subreddit. Every quote in fxexular’s list that I went to look at in context had gotten more upvotes than downvotes. So they must be true!
EDITED TO ADD: Oops! Forgot the link. I added it above. And here is is again, just in case.
Nope
So it’s not just me then.
Let’s see.
I think it’s my fault.
The woman whose book launched a billion fanfics? Bitch, please!
Now, that lady who wrote Twilight on the other hand… <_<
Grr. Fucking woman writers, getting their girly damn italics everywhere!
If you mean me, I’m not a woman.
Feminism was born out of a PR campaign to get women to smoke cigarettes AND Sigmund Freud’s nephew Edward Bernays was behind that.
TRUE STORY.
Check this documentary
Starting at the 10 minute mark to about the 15 minute mark in the above video is where Edward Bernay’s sets out to persuade women to smoke and buy cigarettes for the corporation he was hired by.
He flies to Europe to consult with his uncle Sigmund Freud about how to go about this. Freud says cigarettes are a symbol of the male penis and if you could convince women that by smoking they will become “powerful” like men, this would satisfy their inner desire to have a penis.
SC seems unable to decide if he wants to Poe us or just loudly assert at us.
*gently shushes Dracula* I know, I know, but acknowledging that would ruin the thesis that women are terrible and are to blame for everything. ^^
All right then, carry on.
Hmm, I don’t claim to be a smoker, but I didn’t know that cigarettes were usually inserted into the vagina. And shouldn’t we all be smoking big thick ol’ cigars? Now that’s a cancer stick a lady can really wrap her lips around!
I love blowjobs! Blowjobs are fun!
Your anecdotal evidence does not outweigh my anecdotal evidence.
If bonobos are doing it then I expect a lot of humans like doing it as well, no matter if it’s called a perversion (in fact, I would wager in many societies people are loving it *because* it’s a perversion).
Chill out grrlz. You are young and part of the Anglosphere that grew up on porn or is at least very much exposed to it. So yeah, you love giving bjs, I would expect nothing “less”.
But there’s a whole wide world out there of, how shall I put it, slightly more sexually reserved women?
Italics begone!
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“Under 60” Western women? Please. How naive can you be? Oral pleasuring was not some super secret until modern day porn. Sade’s work (Enlightnment era France) mentions it as something common already in those days, using words that are *archaic* and unused in modern-day French…
And again, bonobos do it. It’s likely early pre-civilization humans had oral sex as well.
Hang loose, goose. Attitudes and frequency of [X] aren’t identical in every place and time. It’s no big deal! 😀
“They’ll get my blowjob when they pry it from my cold, dead, …..” um, that could have done with a bit more thought 😉
It’s not all or nothing, either. “Less than you are used to” doesn’t necessarily mean “not at all”.
Oral seems like a really obvious idea to me. “Hey, kissing’s fun, I can kiss my partner all over… what if I kiss zir genitals?” It’s not like it’s figging, here. This is a very obvious concept.
I fixed the italics!
HA!
I am drunk on power.
All hail David, fixer of italics!