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This means war! Also, cats.

Cats: Also at war with men.

It’s time for another random creepy comment with dozens of upvotes from The Spearhead! This time the commenter is a fella named Rebel, envisioning an epic future battle between the ladies and the dudes.

Women are engaged in a “holy crusade” against the male gender.

If men rise up, they will face an enemy who is willing to die, rather than give an inch. Women are possessed, their brains are anything but human.

They are lost to us.

I read that the universe is trying to acquire consciousness through us humans.

Some force is holding us back in darkness and we know what that force is.

Darth Vader? The CIA? The IRS? Cats? Oh, wait, ladies. Right?

If men revolt, the ensuing fight will come to epic proportions.

What’s at stake: nothing less than civilization.

But there’s a surprise ending! If you’re a dude, and want to avoid this epic battle, you can just move south of the border:

Is there an escape?

I think there is.

It’s called South America.

At least for now.

Hmm. South America didn’t work out so well for (SPOILER ALERT!) Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

But I guess Rebel knows this, because he ends with:

But if men are not prepared to fight an unnatural war, they will be reduced to slavery (at least those lucky enough to avoid elimination).

Yipes.

On a completely unrelated note, my cat has taken to drinking out of cups. Putting her whole head in them to do so. It’s the cutest damn thing.

I guess that’s not a completely unrelated note, as she’s been waging an unnatural war against me (and everyone else) since I first took her in as an overgrown kitten, barefoot and pregnant, more than a decade ago. Thankfully I am much larger than she is, otherwise I’d be dead.

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Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

Or you could move to like a remote cabin, and then you won’t be afraid nemore and wun need to project that fear onto everybody else xD

cynickal
cynickal
13 years ago

I already have, many times. I was denied a job for being a man. I was told this. The woman who got the job was no where in my league of experience, abilty or anything.

Having been in the position to hire people, either someone broke HR SOP or NWFT is lying.
Due to strict liability and slander laws the hiring information is confidential.
Also, NWOMG was denied 1 job.
1.
How many jobs has my overly qualified PMP licensed Trans friend with 15 years of marketing and management experience over the last 2 years? Over 40.

Face it, You are not oppressed. You are just socially maladjusted entitled, pretentious gits who fail at even the most basic interactions with actual people.
You are not martyred, crucified, lashed or even spit on. You have only yourselves to blame for being unable to form lasting or even temporary bonds with women.
We will eventually read about you in the paper as you are shot down in the streets after attacking innocent people and your manifesto will be dissected and mocked nearly universally.

Please seek counseling.

kristinmh
kristinmh
13 years ago

Isn’t part of speciation that the two populations can no longer interbreed? That’s why domestic dogs are a subspecies of wolf instead of a separate species – they can and do interbreed, and are occasionally bred on purpose (unwisely).

Also, considering that to make a new human you require both a sperm and an egg, and these gametes are stored (generally speaking) in cismen and ciswomen respectively, how the hell could we even speciate? Even if we lived apart we’d need each other’s gametes to reproduce. To get around that we’d have to evolve into two asexual species. That’s a big stretch. How long would that take? A couple million years?

Antz, I hope your Artificial Womb Bifurcated Utopia is an extremely stable society with unlimited energy, food, and water resources. If not I don’t think you’ll be able to keep it going long enough to reach Man-Woman speciation velocity.

(Ami! Good to see you here again!)

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

@cynikal pish posh! trans ppl are super privileged in America! And we TRAMPLE on straight cis guys like NWO xD

(also thanks Kristin! It’s good to be back :3 )

VoiP
VoiP
13 years ago

Above all else, the separation of our species will liberate men and women from FEAR.
Women will be free from fear of INDIVIDUAL VIOLENCE.
Men will be free from fear of COLLECTIVE VIOLENCE.
Said another way:
Women will no longer fear the faceless man in the darkness.
Men will no longer fear the police officer of civil judge in the daylight.
See, better for everyone.

Most of my friends are guys. I’m not afraid of them, because they’re my friends. We like hanging out. What happens to people like me and my friends in your dreamworld?

VoiP
VoiP
13 years ago

Also, welcome back Ami. What have you been up to?

Rutee Katreya
13 years ago

Most violence against men is perpetrated by men. Within western society, almost entirely as individuals, but the structures of power are also run by men.

AntZ’s solution to free men from violence:
Surround himself with men, exactly as they are, without really altering social structures.

Good luck with that. protip: You’ve got a lot of shit you have to fix before that is actually a workable plan.

VoiP
VoiP
13 years ago

Not to mention that all but two of my professors this past year have been men, as well as my advisor.

Which makes me think!

You couldn’t forcibly separate the genders without fucking up every university in the US, and then where would we be? It would be a logistical nightmare to divide every university in half and move half the faculty, student body, research, etc, somewhere else. I suppose we could put these people in the half-vacated universities their counterparts left, across the Mississippi, so building new labs (or new offices, classrooms, etc) wouldn’t be too much of a big deal, but even moving people is going to be a giant hassle.

And then what if there’s stuff that can’t be duplicated or moved? What if I really need to work at the Nazi archives at Stanford, but my gender has been assigned to the Eastern US? Do I apply for a visa or just suck it up and accept that chicks don’t get to do research that depends on anything in California?

Cutting-edge science? You’d destroy the progress of research in this country for generations. (Except you wouldn’t have any of those either.)

cynickal
cynickal
13 years ago

So the big question is, Are the sexes split along east/west or north/south?

‘Cause I’m fine moving east of the Mississippi, (I’ve always wanted to try living in NYC) but I’d rather die than live south of the Mason/Dixon line.

VoiP
VoiP
13 years ago

AntZ said it would be split along east/west axes. Incidentally, I think the South is a lovely place to live, except Atlanta, which can DIA(nother)F.

VoiP
VoiP
13 years ago

*AXIS, not axes.

Kave
Kave
13 years ago

cynical said it.

There is no way that NWO knew why a woman was hired instead of him. His senerio is impossible, in fact he could have sued if the events had happened as he said they happened.

What it does say is that his ideas of hardship from the hands of feminism have no base in reality.

Also,I doubt he interviews well.

Rutee Katreya
13 years ago

You know, with a moment of reflection, Zarat’s claim that a gender seperatist society would actually be a utopia is even more stupid. Does he really think that the first concern in most black people’s heads when they see a cop is fear of women? What about brown people? Especially the brown people who share basic similarities to the ones we’re bombing, I’m sure their biggest concern from the government is women and feminists.

Good christ, even if every bullshit MRA claim on gender oppression were true it would be stupid to think you could end all oppression by ending gender oppression. And they’re not true. Gender oppression is by no means the only one.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
13 years ago

Feminism is an existential threat to all men and boys. If men do nothing, this gendercidal war can only end in one way: indentured servitude, concentration camps, and euthanasia.

Death by Snu-snu!

Lois McMaster Bujold explores this quite a bit in her… eh, I guess it’s called the Vorkosigan universe? One whole book – Ethan of Athos – deals with artificial wombs and the idea of an all-male society. Others talk about the impact the technology has on women. Overall, they’re great books – Miles Vorkosigan is a really fascinating character in his own right, and the whole universe is loads of fun.

Man, I love those books! And I lol’d when Ethan met Quinn… I feel like that’s the kind of puzzlement and terror you get every time a MRA meets a woman, too. :p

redlocker
13 years ago

“In my dreams, we divide this continent along the Mississippi. Men on one side, women on the other. Never to meet again. Free at last, free at last, free at last.”

brb dying of laughter.

KathleenB
KathleenB
13 years ago

And I lol’d when Ethan met Quinn… I feel like that’s the kind of puzzlement and terror you get every time a MRA meets a woman, too. :p

Oh, gods, I got that feeling the whole time their culture was being described! I’m glad it worked for them and all, but I was so hoping Ethan would become a firebrand feminist and tell Athos where to shove it! But his revenge bringing Ellie along with him made sense…

KathleenB
KathleenB
13 years ago

AntZ: Has it ever occurred to you that if men all live with each other and women all live with each other, the rate of teh gay secks will increase exponentially. I mean, I wouldn’t have trouble with THAT (I’d have a lot of trouble with the whole not being able to live with my husband part, though!), but I’m not sure you’d thought it out that far. There would be lots of hetero folks very unhappy with an arrangement like that…

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

When ppl transition, do they get expelled from the society they were originally in? o_O

VoiP
VoiP
13 years ago

There would be lots of hetero folks very unhappy with an arrangement like that…

KathleenB, were you here when he explained how we’d all live with VR lovers, who are better than the real thing because they have no free will or consciousness and therefore can’t leave you? He thinks this would be better than loving a real human being and yearns for the day when it would be possible. He’s married and has two children with his wife.

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

Does his wife and kid know how he feels? o_O

Jill the Spinster
Jill the Spinster
13 years ago

So in antz world do all the kids from artificial wombs live on the mens side of the river or are they sexed like chickens so boys live on the male side and girls on the female side?

VoiP
VoiP
13 years ago

Does his wife and kid know how he feels? o_O

No idea. Nobinayamu’s asked him a number of times and he’s always bailed on the question.

VoiP
VoiP
13 years ago

He has literally said that he loves his wife deeply, but that what keeps her from being the ideal woman is that she could leave him (as he implies, more or less on a whim) and take all his money through UNJUST DIVORCE LAWS WHARGLBARGL. He’s haunted by the idea that his wife has free will and desires of her own and that this must entail the danger that she’s going to leave.

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

Does he think his wife is the type of person to exploit these things against him? o_O

VoiP
VoiP
13 years ago

Does he think his wife is the type of person to exploit these things against him? o_O

I don’t know. He talks like he thinks all entities that are not merely extensions of the observer’s ego are, because uncontrollable, less than satisfactory. So I don’t know if it’s his wife qua herself, or qua “person who is not a figment of AntZ’s imagination.”

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