It’s time for another random creepy comment with dozens of upvotes from The Spearhead! This time the commenter is a fella named Rebel, envisioning an epic future battle between the ladies and the dudes.
Women are engaged in a “holy crusade” against the male gender.
If men rise up, they will face an enemy who is willing to die, rather than give an inch. Women are possessed, their brains are anything but human.
They are lost to us.
I read that the universe is trying to acquire consciousness through us humans.
Some force is holding us back in darkness and we know what that force is.
Darth Vader? The CIA? The IRS? Cats? Oh, wait, ladies. Right?
If men revolt, the ensuing fight will come to epic proportions.
What’s at stake: nothing less than civilization.
But there’s a surprise ending! If you’re a dude, and want to avoid this epic battle, you can just move south of the border:
Is there an escape?
I think there is.
It’s called South America.
At least for now.
Hmm. South America didn’t work out so well for (SPOILER ALERT!) Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
But I guess Rebel knows this, because he ends with:
But if men are not prepared to fight an unnatural war, they will be reduced to slavery (at least those lucky enough to avoid elimination).
Yipes.
On a completely unrelated note, my cat has taken to drinking out of cups. Putting her whole head in them to do so. It’s the cutest damn thing.
I guess that’s not a completely unrelated note, as she’s been waging an unnatural war against me (and everyone else) since I first took her in as an overgrown kitten, barefoot and pregnant, more than a decade ago. Thankfully I am much larger than she is, otherwise I’d be dead.
@VoiP
You rambled incessantly last night, and now you copy and paste it? It made no sense last night, 24 hours later it still doesn’t. Unless you’re used to the motto tell a lie and tell it often? Oh that’s right, feminism. That is your motto.
NWOslave | September 5, 2011 at 6:02 pm
@David Futrelle
May I suggest you finish up your moderation policy with…
Disclaimer: All women, and/or feminist identified persons oppressed, or acknowledging oppression by the patriarcal sexual power dynamic within the kyriarchy, retain, and/or acknowledge eternal victim status are exempt from moderation policy.
Who do you believe should be in moderation but are not? :3
This is for you NWO =)
http://youtu.be/FJsQSb9RFo0
It doesn’t exist, outside of your fevered fantasies.
Oh wait, you count fetuses as people, so there’s that. Yeah, I wholeheartedly accept my share of the blame for the death of a non-person.
Hey Magpie! 😀
Yup! I’m like a hockey player! Back to training camp! 😀
3) Advocating genocide.
Oh come ON David, take away ALL the fun xD
I’m pretty sure this is the one where NWO thinks should get various women here on the ban list since he seems to think I’m advocating the genocide of all straight cis men or something xD And prolly thinks similarly of other ppl here xD
Hey, is this what they teach you in school these days?
“Former student sues LSE over its ‘gender bias’ against men”
And here is the response from the college dept.
“The university’s legal team has asked for the case to be struck out, claiming the core texts were not compulsory, merely recommended readings, and that the texts were equally available for both men and women to read, so therefore did not directly discriminate against men. The team also argues that “any discriminatory effect [against men] was plainly justifiable”.
So discrimination against men is “justifiable.” This is the colleges response, not mine. Apparently this is where I’ve been mistaken all along. Ya see I thought discrimination was discrimination, oppression was oppression. Now I understand better where your coming from. Discrimination and oppression against men is “justifiable.” Now the whole equality thingy is making a lot more sense. Men are “Justifiably” oppressed and discrimated against for equality. Whew! I feel soooo much better about being denied that position of employment, but it was “justifiable.”
Ami: I noticed that David didn’t say he’d ban anybody for PLANNING genocide in say a sooper sekrit manner in a dark alley….*whistles casually and saunters away*
Just those who advocate it!
What about advocating advocating it? XD
Funny how my, “maladjustment” always seems to be intrinsically linked to my acceptance by women.
thats because, on this blog at least, your maladjustment manifests itself in an inability to deal with women
Or planning to advocate banning?
I wouldn’t advocate advocating it!
Also, looking at the ORIGINAL post–I think if there was a gender war, cats would not be likely to fight on any side because, well CATS, but IF they did decide to fight, they’d fight for us wimminz.
Not that I’m advocating using tuna in any way that might incite cats to participate in the gendercide I’m totally NOT advocating.
Cats would sit somewhere safe with a smug expression and tail wrapped around feet, till it was all over. Then calmly stroll in and demand tuna.
Cats never advocate anything.
What if you actually COMMIT genocide rather than advocate it? o_O
Is that a bannable offense? xD
Depends if you genocide the person with the banhammer 🙂
What if you advocate regicide?
Or if you just advocate a regular old homicide.. >_>
@Magpie: Indeed, cats never advocate anything.
Except TUNA!
Although there are a couple who keep advocating that I give them all the pillows at night.
@Ami: good question. And what if one has hypothetically committed genocide in the past?
Anyone who advocated feline-icide deserves to be dealt with most sternly, of course.
And I believe I may have advocated fratricide and piscicide in the past as well.
And am a huge supporter of SPERMICIDE ahahahahahahahahah!
I’m setting my watch now: I will be counting the hours until Antsy complains about the MRM’s systematic dehumanization of women.
Lois McMaster Bujold explores this quite a bit in her… eh, I guess it’s called the Vorkosigan universe? One whole book – Ethan of Athos – deals with artificial wombs and the idea of an all-male society. Others talk about the impact the technology has on women. Overall, they’re great books – Miles Vorkosigan is a really fascinating character in his own right, and the whole universe is loads of fun.
You know, when I’ve been involved in hiring people, it’s never been standard practice to tell unsuccessful candidates about the qualifications of the successful ones. Employment files, including those of applicants not hired, are generally kept confidential. It’s odd that a large corporation such as Pepsico would be so reckless on it’s disclosure of employee information.
Indeed, cats never advocate anything. Except TUNA! Although there are a couple who keep advocating that I give them all the pillows at night
My Mithrin advocates “Chrrr? Chrrrr. Rrrp. [series of descending minor chords].” My Boyfriend’s Johnny (it’s short for Johnny Walker Black Label) is a big squishy lump full of sunshine and rainbows, and he advocates more head-pets.
” … women will only become more liberated after giving the dirty job of childbirthing to teh machines … ”
As I have been saying all along, THIS IS GOOD FOR EVERYONE.
Above all else, the separation of our species will liberate men and women from FEAR.
Women will be free from fear of INDIVIDUAL VIOLENCE.
Men will be free from fear of COLLECTIVE VIOLENCE.
Said another way:
Women will no longer fear the faceless man in the darkness.
Men will no longer fear the police officer of civil judge in the daylight.
See, better for everyone.
In my dreams, we divide this continent along the Mississippi. Men on one side, women on the other. Never to meet again. Free at last, free at last, free at last.
Considering they’re 51% of the population with whom 95% of all men get along just fine with?
Yeah, funny that.