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This means war! Also, cats.

Cats: Also at war with men.

It’s time for another random creepy comment with dozens of upvotes from The Spearhead! This time the commenter is a fella named Rebel, envisioning an epic future battle between the ladies and the dudes.

Women are engaged in a “holy crusade” against the male gender.

If men rise up, they will face an enemy who is willing to die, rather than give an inch. Women are possessed, their brains are anything but human.

They are lost to us.

I read that the universe is trying to acquire consciousness through us humans.

Some force is holding us back in darkness and we know what that force is.

Darth Vader? The CIA? The IRS? Cats? Oh, wait, ladies. Right?

If men revolt, the ensuing fight will come to epic proportions.

What’s at stake: nothing less than civilization.

But there’s a surprise ending! If you’re a dude, and want to avoid this epic battle, you can just move south of the border:

Is there an escape?

I think there is.

It’s called South America.

At least for now.

Hmm. South America didn’t work out so well for (SPOILER ALERT!) Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

But I guess Rebel knows this, because he ends with:

But if men are not prepared to fight an unnatural war, they will be reduced to slavery (at least those lucky enough to avoid elimination).

Yipes.

On a completely unrelated note, my cat has taken to drinking out of cups. Putting her whole head in them to do so. It’s the cutest damn thing.

I guess that’s not a completely unrelated note, as she’s been waging an unnatural war against me (and everyone else) since I first took her in as an overgrown kitten, barefoot and pregnant, more than a decade ago. Thankfully I am much larger than she is, otherwise I’d be dead.

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Mr. Kobold
Mr. Kobold
13 years ago

“The artificial womb will separate men and women into two species, both technically and functionally.”

How’s that prototype coming along, got any big money investors helping you out?

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

Ah I missed this place xD

It’s become less pink >_>

*sprays a new shine of pink over everything… and everyone*

😀

much better!

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

One that involves obsessing over David’s life it seems xD

Mr. Kobold
Mr. Kobold
13 years ago

“Mr. Kobold can suck my cock, and also, I have a life.”

Just not a good or exciting or worthwhile one, as you like to wax on and on about as if anyone still cares.
College start yet kiddo?

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
13 years ago

I’m just saying.

Sharculese
13 years ago

The artificial womb will separate men and women into two species, both technically and functionally.

no it wont, science fiction isnt real, and that doesnt change the fact that species doesnt mean what youre pretending it means

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
13 years ago

Mr. Kobold, go fuck yourself.

Mr. Kobold
Mr. Kobold
13 years ago

Not David Ami, Hugo Schwyzer.

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
13 years ago

BTW, Hugo got a new website. I think he’s going for a more commercial look. I was surprised.

Ami Angelwings
13 years ago

Oh… that’s.. well not weirdER…

but… it’s still pretty odd o_O

Why are you obsessing over Hugo?

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
13 years ago

I’m not obsessing over Hugo, I’m just saying he got a new website today.

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
13 years ago

Also, I’ve noticed the daily Manboobz posts have gotten shorter recently.

Mr. Kobold
Mr. Kobold
13 years ago

Actually I’m twenty-two and this is the only one I”m actually even registered for (since I’m kind of a luddite). I haven’t even been on here for a very long time given work and things. And while I can kind of understand the accusation given the seemingly senior name of mine, it’s just part of my old secret DnD legacy from high school (which was hard for athletes in my town to pull off).

Keep going though, you’re proving yourself to be really intelligent and well put together kid.

Mr. Kobold
Mr. Kobold
13 years ago

“Also, I’ve noticed the daily Manboobz posts have gotten shorter recently.”

It’s traditionally called Labor Day, a day of rest to be spent with friends or family. With you though I’ll put emphasis on friends.

ozymandias42
13 years ago

I don’t want a world without men. 🙁 I have male friends and I’d miss them. Although I’m genderqueer, so I could probably visit both the world of men and the world of women…

Also, why does AntZ sound so much like a lesbian separatist?

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
13 years ago

You can spend time with family and write a Manboobz post. You could even do them at the same time if you’re really pressed.

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
13 years ago

why the fuck am I on moderation all of a sudden?

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

Has anyone noticed MRAs don’t seem to use the word “creepy” the way other people do?

In everyday English, “creepy” means something or someone that makes you feel afraid but not afraid enough to resort to fight-or-flight. Rustles in the bushes when you’re hiking alone are creepy; dark unfamiliar basements are creepy; people who seem like they might be capable of bad things are creepy.

But MRAs seem to have simply adopted it as the male “bitch,” an insult to be thrown at any male they don’t care for (or are sarcastically pretending to not care for but also not admitting they support, if they’re NWO). They think that when they’re called “creepy” it’s simply an insult like “jerkface,” and they think that calling their critics “creepy” can be done any time they want to say they don’t like those critics.

It’s a strange little linguistic flip.

Mr. Kobold
Mr. Kobold
13 years ago

“Also, why does AntZ sound so much like a lesbian separatist?”

Can this happen except completely gender reversed with guys like Antz instead? Can we commission this pilot?

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
13 years ago

Has anyone noticed that Hugo’s blog has gotten much slower? Infrequent updates. It’s kind of disappointing. wtf am I supposed to read?

Trollin'MRAs
Trollin'MRAs
13 years ago

Anthony Zarat sez:
“The artificial womb will separate men and women into two species, both technically and functionally.”

Too bad it didn’t work that way in Splice! The misogynist who made that movie didn’t get the memo that artificial wombs would usher in a man utopia.

It MIGHT have been interesting if it went into the ways artificial wombs changed society. Instead, it focused on a fucked up relationship between a man and woman that could have easily taken place in modern society. What a garbage movie.

Splice’s crappy screenwriters are still smarter than AntZ, though, because they seem to realize that women will only become more liberated after giving the dirty job of childbirthing to teh machines. 😉

Magpie
Magpie
13 years ago

Ami’s here! Squeeee!!

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@David Futrelle

May I suggest you finish up your moderation policy with…

Disclaimer: All women, and/or feminist identified persons oppressed, or acknowledging oppression by the patriarcal sexual power dynamic within the kyriarchy, retain, and/or acknowledge eternal victim status are exempt from moderation policy.