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If at first you don’t succeed, grope her

This might work, actually.

Say what you will about the dedicated PUAs (Pick-Up Artists) of the world: at least they sometimes actually talk to real human women. The guys in Reddit’s Seduction subreddit, I’m not so sure about.

It’s kind of sad, sometimes, to read the plaintive requests for advice on Seddit (as it’s known) from college guys who’ve fixated on some girl in some class of theirs, and want desperately to learn the secret formula to get into her pants. These aren’t guys who’ve mastered the art of “negging” women with clever little mini-insults (a favorite PUA technique); these are guys who haven’t quite grasped that you have to actually talk to a woman in order to ask her out.

Take this query, recently posted there:

My suggestion?

Write “coffee?” on your forehead, and stand in front of her. Point at your forehead if necessary.

So, yeah, I’ve been banned from Seddit.

Look, I feel for the guy. I’ve been that guy.

But just think of it from the point of view of the girl. Some guy you’ve never spoken to, some guy who doesn’t know a thing about you other than you make him feel funny in his pants, approaches you out of the blue and … slips you a note?

But really, the problem there isn’t the note. Well, part of the problem is the note, But the main problem is that college dude has never spoken to her before. As anyone who has watched Seinfeld knows well, “coffee” means “sex.” Going up to a woman you’ve never spoken to before and asking her out is a bit like saying “hi, you make me feel funny in my pants. I would like to put my penis in you. Perhaps we could chat a bit first. Though, clearly, I don’t care what’s in your actual brain, because here I am asking you out based on nothing more than the fact that you cause that aforementioned feeling in my pants.”

Pro-tip for lonely guys: remember that women are actual human beings also.

Now, this poor Sedditor got some good basic advice from the crowd there, basically boiling down to: figure out an excuse to talk to her before class, and see how it goes.

Now, Seddit may be mildly useful in giving this sort of basic advice to the truly hapless. But it doesn’t seem to be very good at getting across the notion that women are human.

Indeed, there was a strikingly similar question posted in Seddit a couple of days ago: a guy who wanted to ask out the only girl in his engineering class. His post, in stark contrast with the note guy, was bristling with PUA acronyms and lingo: the girl was an “HB8” (Hot Babe that he rated an 8 of 10 on the hotness scale);  he was on the lookout for IOSs (Indications of Interest) from her, and so on and so on.

But his strategy was strikingly similar to that of the AFC (Average Frustrated Chump) with the note: he was going to walk up to her after class and ask her out for dinner. But he was planning to add one more “technique” to his approach: “kino.” In PUA-speak, kino means touch.

So, yeah, that’s what he learned from all his study of advanced PUA-oloogy: just start touching her!  Women are eager to jump into bed with guys who come up to them out of the blue and start groping them. (The post itself was deleted after it got linked to in the ShitRedditSays subreddit, so no link.)

Trouble is, this guy is not the only one getting the message that Pick-up artistry is all about invading a woman’s personal space and “escalating” until she literally fights you off or given is. This is, in fact, the basic message of the PUA who calls himself Gunwich – a man who not that long ago (allegedly) shot a woman I the face after she refused his advances.

And, yes, pressuring a woman until she gives in, or up, is one way of getting in her pants. It’s also, you know, rape.

In recent days a number of Sedditers have posted advice that is little more than a how-to of date rape.  A number of instances were pointed out in ShitRedditSays, and were deleted by the Seddit moderators. It’s clear this is damage control; a number of regulars on ShitRedditSays have been banned from posting in Seddit – many of whom had actually never posted there in the first place.

Here’s a discussion of one copy-and pasted date rape guide that got deleted before anyone made a screencap.

The Seddit mods say this is “fringe” stuff that doesn’t reflect how most Sedditors think. Then how is it that some of the creepiest comments  get dozens of upvotes? Take this Sedditor’s advice on how to get inside a woman’s house (and then her pants) that I managed to screencap before it was deleted:

Now, there is plenty of PUA material that is not rapey. Manipulative, sure. Dopey, absolutely. But not rapey. A good Pick-Up Artist, in theory at least, should be able to tell when a woman is interested and when she isn’t, and move on when she isn’t.

But it’s clear that many Sedditors aren’t learning that whole “if she’s not interested, move on” thing. They’re learning: “if she’s not interested, pressure her and manipulate her, and wear her down. And be sure to touch her. Sorry, “kino escalate.”

They’re not learning empathy. They’re learning stupid human tricks. And, worse, they’re learning to ignore a woman’s “no,” to treat it as what PUAs call LMR – that is, Last Minute Resistance. And that’s pretty much  a formula for date rape.

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Magpie
9 years ago

Just for the record, I don’t mind if anyone assumes I’m a man. It’s just that samuel asked how I felt when I withheld sperm, and I can’t really answer that 🙂

KathleenB
KathleenB
9 years ago

Or, better yet, call 211 if your area has the service, you local Community Mental Health, or a nearby Department of Human Services – if they can’t help, they should be able to point you to those who can.

kristinmh
kristinmh
9 years ago

Kristinmh shut up stop it! your always mocking me. Ha ha.What I was actually not responding to you but to Rutee who thinks sex addiction is not real.

I don’t think sex addiction is real either!

Also, I will continue to mock you as long as you keep bringing up your Sperm Woo. You sound like a completely illiterate spambot version of Baden Powell.

As long as we’re asking for cookies, I had to stand in line at the grocery store today for a long time because it’s the day before Labour Day and everyone is stocking up for their barbecues. Yet I didn’t run amok and start braining my fellow shoppers with a large bag of frozen peas. If Sammy deserves a cookie, I deserve a fucking parade!

Bee
Bee
9 years ago

If Sammy deserves a cookie, I deserve a fucking parade!

He doesn’t. But I’ll make you an ice cream sundae, kristinmh. And you can have a pug. Mmmm, nice, relaxing pug.

Snowy
Snowy
9 years ago

You do indeed! *throws kristinmh a parade*

Molly Ren
9 years ago

“How can you tell Ozy isn’t ethical, because she’s had sex with nine people in her life? Nine people. As far as James Bond is concerned, that’s Thursday.”

Voip, you are full of win. *gives you a cookie too*

felixBC
felixBC
9 years ago

Samuel, that’s no way to stick a flounce. *sad face*
So, what happened a whole month ago that brought you to your new state of enlightenment? Please do tell us your story! It’s got to be a good one.

kristinmh
kristinmh
9 years ago

@Bee – I love pugs! I wanted to get a pug when we were first looking for dogs, but we found Madeline and stuck with Beagle/Bassets. My sister just gave me this book for my birthday:

http://www.amazon.ca/Knit-Your-Own-Easy-Follow/dp/1579128742

I plan on knitting a bunch of them (including the pug) and making a mobile for the baby. I don’t care what religion or sexual orientation zie winds up being, but zie must love dogs OR ELSE 😉

@Snowy – wheeeee! Are there going to be sailors???

redlocker
9 years ago

“How can you tell Ozy isn’t ethical, because she’s had sex with nine people in her life? Nine people. As far as James Bond is concerned, that’s Thursday.”

Ozy, you should put this on your “The Critics Sound off” sidebar on your blog.

Pecunium
9 years ago

SamuelMagpie When I talk about “saving sperm” it is not just to make myself stronger. I mean your a dude, don’t you feel more focused after abstaining from sex with your wife and/or masturbation for even a few weeks/months?. I am not talking about an entire lifetime.

No.

I feel distracted, and over attentive to issues of sex. Having talked to a lot of priests… they say the same thing, even after years; even decades of practicing abstinence.

I HATE TO SHOUT.BUT I ASKED WOMEN ON THIS SITE TO RESPOND TO Shesaidwut COMMENT ON RAPE FROM HER PERSPECTIVE. THIS WAS ABOUT 90 MINUTES AGO.

Dude get over yourself. No one here is obliged to answer you. The closest anyone can come to that is Dave, because it’s his site.

However, spiritually when you sleep around with too many men ( I am not implying women here do that) but you sleeping with every other woman he slept with.

Nonsense. One’s spiritual relationships are one’s spiritual relationships. Again, you are imputing and abstract, and absolute, value to sex. I’ve had lots of partners. I am not, in any way, diminished in my sense of the spiritual. I might even go so far as to say, insofar as some of them were pretty intense, and meaningful, I am more spiritually enriched than if I’d only ever had one partner.

VoiP
VoiP
9 years ago

Voip, you are full of win. *gives you a cookie too*

I’ve been looking for an excuse to post this.

Magpie
9 years ago

voip, that is so cute :3

samuel2112
9 years ago

Kristinmh stated lso, I will continue to mock you as long as you keep bringing up your Sperm Woo. You sound like a completely illiterate spambot version of Baden Powell

What do you mean by sperm woo?what the heck is the term woo?

Pecunium
9 years ago

SamuelNWO said “But by law, your “feelings” at any particular point in time determine what constitutes sexual assault. Even retroactively. Womens law clearly states that any woman can “enthusiastically” have sex with a man and even years later suddenly “feel” that she was raped. Ayiyiyi, she could being enthusiastically swinging from the rafters like a crazed ape on PCP and still claim it was date rape years later

Dude you nailed it. That is why we MRA’s must stick together despite our individual MRA viewpoints.

Samuel… Let me clue you in… NWO is wrong. You can, as a rule, assume that anything he says is either misunderstood, or fractally incorrect.

He believes that The Illuminati are funding International Feminism, by way of the Rothschilds donating money to the UN.

He thinks Russian and Spanish use the same alphabet.

He believes that if we got rid of the Federal Reserve there would never be another financial crisis, because all such crises have been caused by the Fed.

He believes that the only way to make a legal contract is for the partie’s name to be listed in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.

His beliefs on the law, and how women (and most men, for that matter) think, are no better.

If I say women are just tits and ass I am considered a male chauvinist pig. If I say I refuse to sexually objectify women anymore

The thing is… you say it, but you still do it. When you go on about how you need to save your seed because sex will ruin your focus, that’s treating women as objects.

When you say that women who have lots of sex, with lots of people, are diminished by it, that’s treating them as objects.

When you don’t think you can spend time alone with a woman without her latent sexuality causing you to pop wood, and so you won’t do it… that’s treating women as objects.

It’s not the lust dude, it’s the seeing them as things.

Rutee you are amazing. Sex is fucking dangerous.You can get STD’s.

Dude.. life is fucking fatal. If you do it right, fucking isn’t.

hellkell
hellkell
9 years ago

Woo: as in complete and utter nonsense. More or less anything you say can qualify as “woo.”

samuel2112
9 years ago

Precunium said “However, spiritually when you sleep around with too many men ( I am not implying women here do that) but you sleeping with every other woman he slept with.

Nonsense. One’s spiritual relationships are one’s spiritual relationships. Again, you are imputing and abstract, and absolute, value to sex. I’ve had lots of partners. I am not, in any way, diminished in my sense of the spiritual. I might even go so far as to say, insofar as some of them were pretty intense, and meaningful, I am more spiritually enriched than if I’d only ever had one partner.

What I meant was Health really. I mean when I said when you have sex with some person I am really talking about promiscuous sex you are sleeping with every person that person slept with.. I mean STD’s are real.You just have to be discerning.

Spearhafoc
9 years ago

Only at TWILIGHT! ahahahahahahah!

Otto Goetzi, the vampire from La Ville Vampire (1865) by Paul Féval, glows a phosphorescent green when he’s doing vampiry things.

As for the glowing eyes thing, it depends. Most vampire stories give some weird feature to the eyes. Both Dracula and Countess Sarah Kenyon (from the derivative-of-Dracula short story The Tomb of Sarah) have eyes that glow with red hellfire. Sir Francis Varney’s eyes are described as the ugliest feature on a terrifyingly ugly face, being unnaturally glassy and pale. Clarimonde, from the wonderful La Morte Amoureuse, has beautiful green eyes, but the pupils turn catlike in one scene when she’s overcome with bloodlust. Catlike eyes also featured in–

Nobody cares, do they?

samuel2112
9 years ago

Hellkell explained what woo is o me. I just feel very energetic and “sexy” and radiant when I aattempt to preserve sperm. I know it is just my opinion.Then when and if I have sex it is that more intense and special for me and the woman .

Hellkell a previous poster had this comment it may help clarify

A man is expected to have lots of heterosexual sex and always to be on the chase for it. If he’s not, he’s not a “real man”, and considered less masculine. This pressure can make sex a lot less pleasurable.

That is why (temporary) celibacy can be so liberating for a man. Then you have the time to sort out inner desire from outside pressure, feel secure in your masculity without the need to be validated by sex and know that when you have sex, it is because you really want it

Hippodameia
Hippodameia
9 years ago

I care – please keep going!

hellkell
hellkell
9 years ago

Samuel, I’m afraid you’ve confused me with someone who gives a shit about your sperm woo. Newsflash: I don’t, nor do I need you to explain your crackpot bullshit to me. Unlike you, I read for comprehension.

Pecunium
9 years ago

NWO: I wonder how many times men didn’t “feel” like it but did it anyways. Ya know why they didn’t consider it rape? Cause it’s not. Duh.

Some of us do consider it rape, because it is.

Molly Ren
9 years ago

Spearhafoc, I totally care. Have you ever read the Time Life: Enchanted World series? It’s full of awesome stuff like that. 😀

samuel2112
9 years ago

Precunium wrote
The thing is… you say it, but you still do it. When you go on about how you need to save your seed because sex will ruin your focus, that’s treating women as objects.

When you say that women who have lots of sex, with lots of people, are diminished by it, that’s treating them as objects.

When you don’t think you can spend time alone with a woman without her latent sexuality causing you to pop wood, and so you won’t do it… that’s treating women as objects.

It’s not the lust dude, it’s the seeing them as things

Brother I am still in the process of figuring this all out. My beliefs can change any day. The last thing I want to do is see women as a threat to my focus or celibacy . Then I should move to an Arabian country where women are covered all over inasmuch as their sexuality is a threat to Muslim men. I do not agree with requiring women to cover themselves like in some Muslim cultures. That is sexism

I’m a dude and have it in me to be a feral pit bull.Men have a very powerful sex drive. I am a scorpio.Scorpios are passionate. At this point in my life, I need to take a break from sex and focus on projects both career and personal I need to do. No offense,
I would rather keep the feral pit bull caged. I feel empowered when I am celibate just more energetic and radiant and alive. I cannot explain. It is how I see it.

In addition I do not have to worry about STD’s and constanly being consumed with thoughts of sex and getting laid and spending hours on dating sites or always hunting for women.
That is bondage. I feel free now. I am free.

I believe Monogamy can work with the right 2 people.

Dracula
Dracula
9 years ago

“Nobody cares, do they?”

I do!

kristinmh
kristinmh
9 years ago

Sammy, from The Skeptic’s Dictionary:

Woo-woo (or just plain woo) refers to ideas considered irrational or based on extremely flimsy evidence or that appeal to mysterious occult forces or powers.

In other words, “sperm woo” is short for “your claim that retaining sperm makes you more manly/sexy/have sparkly eyes is so much arrant nonsense”. And I’m not going to debate it with you. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, my friend, so either produce some amazing evidence (and just saying “Not ejaculating makes me awesome” is not actually evidence) or shut up about it.

Changing the subject, did you notice that Nobinayamu explained blockquote tags to you upthread? Just a hint, you might want to take her advice and start using them. It is extremely easy and makes posts where you quote another poster – i.e., virtually all of your posts – much easier to read. I mean, since you feel you can order us to respond to your posts and to critique your blog, it’s really the least you can do to master one or two HTML tags.

kristinmh
kristinmh
9 years ago

OMG he believes in astrology too. I give up.

hellkell
hellkell
9 years ago

@kristinmh: yes, he’s a Scorpio, haven’t you heard?

Hippodameia
Hippodameia
9 years ago

Don’t you just love it when the MRAs come here and try to use us as props in their Grand Journey of Self-Discovery?

Jill the Spinster
Jill the Spinster
9 years ago

Samuel, your blog is very interesting, will your friend Laura be posting here soon?

captainbathrobe
9 years ago

Sam, when it comes to spiritual practice, have you considered a vow of silence?

Spearhafoc
9 years ago

Catlike eyes also featured in Marie Nizet’s Le Capitaine Vampire. Boris Liatoukine had yellow eyes (in fact, topaz, just like Edward Cullen’s) with vertical catlike pupils. The text later contradicts itself by saying he had two pupils in each eye. I’ve figured out a way to have both (that’s my next drawing in my vampire series, by the way). Ariadne Brunnel, from The Vampire Maid by Hume Nisbet, has entirely black irises.

In stories where the eyes lack inhuman features, their eyes are still vividly described in the text. Lord Ruthven’s, from John Polidori’s The Vampyre: A Tale, and Azzo von Klatka, from the anonymously published The Mysterious Stranger, have cold, grey eyes. Lord Vardalek from A True Story of a Vampire by Count Eric Stenbock, has green eyes, often hidden by heavy eyelids. Carmilla/Millarca/Mircalla, from J. Sherridan LeFanu’s Carmilla, has lovely brown eyes.

The eyes are often connected with hypnotic powers, such as Varney’s and Liatoukine’s. As mentioned, the peculiar features often emerge when the vampire is enraged or overtaken with bloodlust. Dracula’s eyes are blue most of the time; they glow red in a few select scenes in the novel.

This is from the research I’ve done for my series of drawings, and it’s only covered the first century of vampire fiction (and I still have much more to read). However, from my perusal of pop-culture over the years, the focus on eyes in vampire stories has continued. The vampires on Buffy the Vampire Slayer have yellow eyes when they put on their “game-face”. The eyes of the vampires in Twilight give away their allegiance, with vampires that feed on human blood having red eyes and the vampires that feed on animal blood having “liquid topaz” eyes.

ithiliana
9 years ago

@Spearhafoc: Moar about vampires (sparkly, phosphorescent, etc.) would be wonderful.

I taught an advanced creative writing class last spring with a focus on vampires.

We had SO MUCH FUN.

There was the one potential war between the Twi-lovers and the Twi-haters, but I managed to head it off at the last minute by exercising teacherly woo!

Bee
Bee
9 years ago

I just feel very energetic and “sexy” and radiant when I aattempt to preserve sperm.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I think I understand.

Future Samuel, you’re talking about a fetish, right? Like, you get off by thinking about all your manly, manly sperm in your manly, manly balls?

I mean, it doesn’t do anything for me, but a person can develop a fetish about anything, I guess.

ithiliana
9 years ago

@Hippodameia: My favorite part is that the neophyte on the first month steps of the Grand Tour of Self Discovery who insist they are Just Learning are determined to lecture us all!

I will be sending you the stuff we talked about–this last week has just been a bear of a first week of classes.

Spearhafoc
9 years ago

As far as werewolves go, I don’t know much about them. There wasn’t any 19th century fiction that dealt with them, other than stories that conflated them with vampires (Dracula is referred to as a werewolf at one point early in the novel, and as a man who can turn into a wolf, he technically is). Most of the “mythology” we know about werewolves comes entirely from the movie The Wolf Man, including the business about the silver bullet.

I haven’t done anything more than a cursory glance at actual werewolf folklore, but I seem to recall one legend that said that werewolves’ wolf-forms retained their human eyes.

Bee
Bee
9 years ago

In True Blood, the werewolves’ eyes glow. But you already knew that.

VoiP
VoiP
9 years ago

Yeah, Spearhafoc, that was pretty cool.

kristinmh
kristinmh
9 years ago

OK, I can’t help it, I’m going line by line:

The last thing I want to do is see women as a threat to my focus or celibacy .

Why would women be a threat to your focus? Your focus on what? As for threatening your celibacy, just tell them about your sperm theory. They will instantly agree that they should not have sex with you, because if they did they’d be robbed of your sparkling eyes and manly man man-ness!

Then I should move to an Arabian country where women are covered all over inasmuch as their sexuality is a threat to Muslim men. I do not agree with requiring women to cover themselves like in some Muslim cultures. That is sexism

So women’s bodies are so powerful that they must be avoided, but you’re being nice and just GYOW instead of forcing us all to wear burkas? What a prince! No wonder you think you deserve a cookie.

I’m a dude and have it in me to be a feral pit bull.

I am so tired with people dissing pitbulls. They can be lovely dogs, though they need a lot of training. Sammy, you’re not feral. You are a socialized (I assume) human being, raised in society to interact with other humans. Human socialization is obviously imperfect, of course, but I have no doubt that you can successfully restrain yourself from committing violent crimes against your fellow creatures. If this is especially hard for you, seek professional help.

Men have a very powerful sex drive.

[citation needed] Compared to what? Do all men have the same sex drive, or do some have more, some have less, some have none at all, and all vary over time and circumstance?

I am a scorpio.

Actually, you very likely are not. Google “precession of the equinox”. All the star signs are off one.

Scorpios are passionate.

[citation needed]

At this point in my life, I need to take a break from sex and focus on projects both career and personal I need to do. No offense,

I can’t argue with that. If you feel celibacy is what you need right now, by all means go for it, though I don’t see how it can help your career, unless you were in the habit of hooking up with your coworkers. Just don’t make sperm woo claims unless you can back them up.

I would rather keep the feral pit bull caged.

It’s cruel to keep dogs in cages! Crate them overnight, sure, but pitbulls need lots of exercise and affection. Keeping a pitbull in a cage is more likely to turn it into an angry, hurt, confused dog that might kill, instead of a happy family pet.

I know I suggested DKM get a dog instead of trying to marry a dog-like woman, but jeez! Do a little research on animal care before you get one.

I feel empowered when I am celibate just more energetic and radiant and alive. I cannot explain. It is how I see it.

Glad it makes you happy, but once again, not proof of Sperm Magic.

In addition I do not have to worry about STD’s

True.

and constanly being consumed with thoughts of sex and getting laid and spending hours on dating sites

Well, sexual thoughts are largely involuntary; whenever I’ve gone through a dry spell I’ve usually thought about sex more rather than less, but YMMV. And of course, if you’re not seeking dates you don’t spend time on dating sites…

or always hunting for women.

Poor choice of words there, my friend. Hunting for women? Yeesh.

That is bondage.

[citation needed]

I feel free now.

Bully for you.

I am free.

That is more debatable.

I believe Monogamy can work with the right 2 people.

But if you did find the right 2 people, how would you ever retain your sperm? Did you even think of that, huh? Huh?

ithiliana
9 years ago

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Not-Ejaculating-is-Very-Dangerous-to-Men-039-s-Health-43586.shtml

Nothing too conclusive out there (and a lot more hits on how long sperm can survive inside women’s bodes), but this blog talks about a study that might show that more frequent ejaculation could correlate with lower risk for prostrate cancer (note all the qualifications I am making here). I’m humanities trained, so cannot evaluate medical research very well, but this one study implies that there’s nothing inherently more healthful about not ejaculating (and keep in mind, that there are lots of ways to ejaculate that don’t involve women).

As usual, people, meaning our mra dudez, seem to be all or nothing–and not to think about oh you know moderation.

NWOslave
NWOslave
9 years ago

@Pecunium

Hey, I just got back and I thought I heard the clipitty-clop of a fine white steed coming to the rescue.

Anyway, lets try and keep my conspiracies straight, shall we?

First off, I believe the UN is funding international feminism. And that’s only because they are, ya know, I-VAWA and such. Kooky I know.

Second, I think the Rothchilds own the Federal Reserve. I also believe the Federal Reserve is an independent bank. And, once again, that’s only because the Rothchilds do own it, and it is an independent bank. Where does the rabbit hole end in my conspiritoral world?

Third, since I’m only home rarely, I do my bills when I am and kooky ole me, I’ve noticed every single bill or State dealing is always CAPS. I guess that’s so they can see it easier, no significance at all. Anyone here get their credit card bills, State documents, drivers license changed to lower case yet. I’d love to see an example from you smart folks.

Fourth, my belief in what the laws are is because there kinda written down. Obviously I haven’t been able to study the over 60 million laws governing my actions so please forgive me for any oversight.

Fifth, my belief in how men and women act might not be as progressive as the interchangable genders preached by the almighty feminist gospel. I realy on history, although my history seems to be defunked as well. Hell, I don’t even view history in terms of female oppression. Which only goes to show how backward I am.

Ya’ll have a good night. das vedanya, adios and hasta la vista!

KathleenB
KathleenB
9 years ago

Samuel: You are not pit bull, rabid or not. Just… don’t, okay? I’ve seen what a fight trained pit bull can do to a person. I’ve seen the scars, the xrays, the months of rehab and constant pain. I will personally guarantee that your lust will not cause the kind of damage that those jaws can do. So just STFU while you’re ahead already.

KathleenB
KathleenB
9 years ago

NWO: You are a nincompoop. I can’t even call you ignorant – ignorance can be fixed. You’re just stupid.

ithiliana
9 years ago

@kristinmh: *loud applause* Excellent rebuttals.

And you know, having worked in animal rescue the past fifteen years or so, I am so tired of manly balled manly men projecting all this crap on “pit bulls” (which is not even an actual breed! a number of breeds are sometimes called this), and all the abuse which comes in the wake of those projections–the various bull dogs and bull terriers I’ve met are all lovely dogs who climb in my lap and lick my ears and give me smoochies. But the dickbiscuits who buy into the media stereotypes and abuse the animals to make them mean should be locked up, and yeah, I’ll say it, “tutored.”

Bee: all this talk about what’s-is’name’s sperm and I start remembering that Woody Allen movie (“All you ever needed to know about sex?”) with the sperm anxiously talking as they go down the long white hallway…..and then I start wondering if he gives them their own little nicknames…..

Hippodameia
Hippodameia
9 years ago

“My favorite part is that the neophyte on the first month steps of the Grand Tour of Self Discovery who insist they are Just Learning are determined to lecture us all!”

Yeah! He’s just GOT to lecture us because otherwise we won’t appreciate his brilliant conclusion that women can kind of actually be people. No-one’s ever thought that before, or worked it out in such detail and with such care. Oy.

Please don’t worry about the stuff we talked about – you’ll get to it when you get to it. The first week of classes is hell for everyone. XD

KathleenB
KathleenB
9 years ago

Also: My marriage license (a FUCKING STATE DOCUMENT) has normal capitalization. Kinda shoots your stupid-assed theory down, eh?

Spearhafoc
9 years ago

Second, I think the Rothchilds own the Federal Reserve.

After all the times we’ve made fun of you for this very misspelling, you go and do it again? What is wrong with you? Are you completely incapable of learning?

Anyway, NWOslave, what’s your favourite vampire story/movie?

ithiliana
9 years ago

@Hippodameia: Snickers! Not to mention gifting us with his priceless claim about Betty Friedan, “radical” feminist!

It’s had been…something. I was telling my partner that while I remember worse first weeks, I think that the mess we’ve had to deal with the past two months had made this somehow…seem not as bad, though I was swamped.

BUT the weather is cooling down! The highs this week will only be in the 80s, and the lows in the 60s, and I can walk around feeling like a human being instead of a big blobby blob of sweat.

samuel2112
9 years ago

Kristinmh good point

Voip said to NWOYou hate women for…I don’t know, existing and shit, with their bodies and not having sex with men, but as soon as they do you believe they’re literally unethical. There is no way for women to win here. Your beliefs suck. You suck for holding them.

Yes there is a part of me that feels threatened by women. Just that they exist and have the power to control me sexually. I resist it. I feel threatened by half the population. It sounds crazy but we’re all a little bit nuts

Honestly Kristin if I admited I feel threatened by women do women women feel threatened by a celibate man? A man who chooses to go his own way>be honest

However I feel

Bee
Bee
9 years ago

Obviously, slaveman, the answer is to fill out all your credit card applications and sign every credit card receipt in all lower case. Then, when the credit card companies come to you and demand payment, laugh in their face and tell them that you’re too smart for them!

KathleenB
KathleenB
9 years ago

–the various bull dogs and bull terriers I’ve met are all lovely dogs who climb in my lap and lick my ears and give me smoochies.

There’s a bull terrier across the street named Princess, and she is really the sweetest dog I’ve ever met. She’s so happy to see everyone, and so full of joy and energy- I don’t see how her humans keep up with her! I saw her outside last winter, jumping around, tail wagging, play-bowing her human’s snow shovel. So. Damned. Cute!

And then there’s one who lives in a shelter in a backyard down the street – never walked, never out in the yard, who once tried to knock the damn thing down to get at our cat as we were walking her through the alley. The same people owned the dog that attacked my grandma – I’m convinced that they were both fight trained.