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Alcuin in Wonderland

The Intellectual Renaissance of Western Patriarchy: One big sandwich joke.

At first glance, Alcuin’s blog would seem to be some sort of parody. The blog’s slogan – “Promoting the Intellectual Renaissance of Western Patriarchy” – seems so over-the-top pretentious that even the smuggest of would-be intellectuals wouldn’t be able to post it with a straight face.

But if Alcuin is a troll, he’s a dedicated one, and one (at least based on my less-than-exhaustive survey of his blog) who never seems to break character.  So I’m assuming he’s real. Which makes him a pompous ass with a lot of irritating ideas he’s somehow convinced himself are new and interesting. Take (please!) his recent post “Back Where They Belong.” And yes, “they” mean who you think, and “where they belong” means where you think.

Men should run the government, business, education, and religion. Women should stay at home. Young unmarried women can briefly work as kindergarten and elementary teachers, but there are no reasons why men can’t usually do this as well.

I’m not sure if Alcuin understands that women actually hold most of the jobs that currently exist, and that removing virtually all of them from the workplace would cause the economy to implode like, well, Alcuin, if you suddenly removed all of his idiocy. Also, how many kindergarten teachers do we really need?

As long as women run things, men will continue to be sidelined and slandered because feminism is a zero-sum movement.

Women … run things?

There can be no peace between the sexes until women are back where they belong. The sexes are meant to complement each other rather than compete and put one another down.

Yes, and the best way to show how the sexes “are meant to complement each other rather than … put one another down” is for one of the sexes to, er, put the other down by sending them back into the home.

Women have no business being lawyers, judges, educators, doctors, bureaucrats, writers, or religious leaders. Their attempted leadership in these areas, an illegitimate coup d’etat, is destroying our society.

I agree. Lady Pope is doing a terrible job of dealing with all those abuse cases!

Sadly, they prefer to enjoy their present situation, and let society rot, than go back where they belong and participate in building things again. Much like enjoying the concert on the sinking Titanic – though in this case, don’t expect chivalrous men to jump into the cold water so the ladies can have space on the lifeboats.

A little Titanic humor always enlivens a dull rant, eh?

Knock knock!

Who’s there!

An iceberg!

Damn, I guess we shouldn’t have kept going in zero visibility in a part of the ocean where icebergs had been recently sighted, in our ship that doesn’t have enough lifeboats for everyone!

I crack myself up sometimes. Back to Alcuin:

Feminism is a hate movement that brings out the worst in women.

Unlike the Men’s Rights movement, a hate movement that brings out the best in men!

It hates women because it hates femininity and motherhood, the chief characteristics of what it means to be a genuine woman. It brings out the worst in women by turning them into men, or trying to masculate them.

Damn you, feminism! Don’t go masculating those ladies! First they want to wear pants, and the next thing you know they’re growing ironic mustaches and using Axe Detailers instead of loofahs and subscribing to Bass Fishing Monthly.

It hates men because it blames everything on men, and regards masculinity in men to be evil. It emasculates men at the same time. Gays and, much more secondarily, manginas, are somewhat acceptable to the gynocracy, especially when the furniture needs moving or some bitch can’t pay her own bills.

Because when you need furniture moved, or some money, you call … the gays? Is this some new gay stereotype I’m not aware of? I mean, manginas, sure, manginas are furniture-movers and money-to-bitches conduits extraordinaire. That’s how they get access to pussy, after all.

But what’s the incentive for the gays?  They don’t need pussy; they’d, presumably, prefer to spend their money on tiny dogs and gym memberships than on some bitch’s bills; and while gays may have strong opinions about where the furniture should go, are they really interested in carrying it there themselves?

Women generally use men, and feminism continues this grand tradition. A man’s value is defined according to his use to women. Deeper than that, feminism regards men in the same way that the Nazis regarded Jews – men are Untermensch and cannot be granted the same rights and privileges that women are.

And … now we’ve got Nazis.

Feminism aims to bring men down, as it is a zero-sum movement. It doesn’t simply aim to improve the lot of women through, for instance, education, but seeks to exclude men from education.

It does? Last I heard, colleges were actually lowering their standards in order to enroll more guys.

Thus the current propaganda about campus rape, and the attempt to make it easier to accuse a university male of rape in the USA. Thanks, government. You are, once again, the handmaiden of misandry.

And handmaidens are bad. Not like Shieldmaidens.

Feminist hate will never be satisfied, so men can’t keep avoiding the issue. We must avoid feminism as much as we can, and educate each other about it and about alternatives.

Generally it is advisable to actually know something about something before trying to “educating” other people about it.

This intellectual Renaissance of Western Patriarchy business is a lot trickier than you might think.

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NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@Societal Contract
“Please read my quote above. Sure, cut loose on Muslims. But Jews do not aggressively proslytize people who ALREADY HAVE A RELIGION.”

Um. Jewish is a faith, not a race. You’d be lucky if 5% of the people who subscibe to Judiasm have any Hebrew heritage. Therefore, they have aggressively proslytize people into the Judaic faith.

hellkell
hellkell
13 years ago

“Um. Jewish is a faith, not a race. You’d be lucky if 5% of the people who subscibe to Judiasm have any Hebrew heritage. Therefore, they have aggressively proslytize people into the Judaic faith.”

Really? Where’d you learn that? Do the Rothschilds [sic] tell them to do that?

Spearhafoc
13 years ago

Do the Rothschilds [sic] tell them to do that?

Actually, that’s the correct spelling. NWOslave thought it was “Rothchild”.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
13 years ago

“After a few days of spamming this Boycott American Women dude came back and I guess took out a few minutes to actually READ what these blogs were about and became CONFUSED. His whole world had been turned upside down. I mean, isn’t it American MEN who are supposed to be marrying Asian people, travelling the globe and living an exciting and culturally rich life while American WOMEN are supposed to be growing old with their cats in boring suburbs?”

See, this is a prime example of people so stilted in their ideas of how relationships work that they fail to understand that marrying outside of your culture/country is not approached by most people as spurning “evil, western women” or “turning away from the western man”. People travel, they work, they study, they go to college -however it may happen- and meet someone and fall in love. From there, they have to work out the issues of distance, of traditionalism, of culture and class divides that can make such relationships difficult but not necessarily impossible.

No wonder it blew his mind.

Captain Bathrobe
Captain Bathrobe
13 years ago

@NWO

Women keep men out of teaching, remember, only straight men are pedophiles. Always molesting young boys, yet somehow they aren’t gay or bi. And my nephew and nieces can’t wait to hang out with me. Unsupervised straight men teaching children. Too funny. Not with the patriarchy busters at the helm.

That is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard you say, and that is really saying something. I, a straight, white guy, have worked with children my entire adult life: as a residential counselor, as an instructional aid, as a children’s therapist–fer chrissakes, I was preschool teacher for 7 years! Never, ever was I accused of pedophilia, and never did any woman tell me I couldn’t do any of these jobs. If anything, being a man was an asset, since there are so few men in these fields, most places are eager to hire them. Affirmative action for men–how about that! The only people who have ever questioned my career choice have been other men!

So, once again, you are demonstrably full of shit. And no one is surprised.

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@Moewicus
“That’s because the people who come up on this blog are typically westerners, and westerners are typically Christians. Wikipedia calls it “Convenience, Haphazard, or Accidental Sampling”, in this case convenience, and it is a subset of Nonprobability sampling.”

I should have known Wiki-smarts would lead you to the potitically correct excuse to mock Christians.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
13 years ago

Captain, don’t you understand? NWO babysits his nieces and nephews. He knows all about how teaching works. And his teaching karate? That proves that straight men aren’t allowed to teach children. Somehow…

hellkell
hellkell
13 years ago

@Spearhafoc: thank you. He’s breaking my brain.

Societal Contract
Societal Contract
13 years ago

“Ain’t never seen one bad comment about either by da crew. Funny how out the blue Christianity is open season out here.”

“That’s because the people who come up on this blog are typically westerners, and westerners are typically Christians. Wikipedia calls it “Convenience, Haphazard, or Accidental Sampling”, in this case convenience, and it is a subset of Nonprobability sampling.”

Its more than that. There’s a deep global contempt for Christianity because it has set itself up as “the only way” and sought to destroy other religions and entire cultures through aggressive prosylization.

But no worries. Its dying a very quick death and High IQ Asian philosophical systems like Advaita, Buddhism, Vedanta, Yoga, etc are taking its place and filling the intellectual and metaphysical void that Christianity never could.

Jews do not seek to convert. Sure, they may feel they are the “chosen people” and I have no problem with that. As long as they DO NOT try to make me “chosen” as well.

That’s something that Christianity and Islam just doesn’t seem to be able to wrap their heads around.

Moewicus
Moewicus
13 years ago

Um. Jewish is a faith, not a race.

Wrong. Someone can be Jewish without being religious, simply by heritage.

You’d be lucky if 5% of the people who subscibe to Judiasm have any Hebrew heritage.

I don’t know. But you’re probably wrong.

Therefore, they have aggressively proslytize people into the Judaic faith.

Wrong. Terribly, laughably wrong. Part of the appeal of ancient Christianity was that it was similar to Judaism, but didn’t have such restrictive requirements–the circumcision and the notes in the Hebrew Bible about how the descendants of outsiders aren’t fully jewish until ten generations later– to enter the fold. The were even gentile “god fearers” who esteemed Judaism and attended synagogue services, but were separated from the main congregation because they weren’t willing to undergo the conversion processs.

Captain Bathrobe
Captain Bathrobe
13 years ago

Woody Allen: Jew or not?

Moewicus
Moewicus
13 years ago

I should have known Wiki-smarts would lead you to the potitically correct excuse to mock Christians.

And the explanation of why you don’t see Judaism or Islam come up on this blog sails straight over your head.

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@Captain Bathrobe
” I, a straight, white guy, have worked with children my entire adult life: as a residential counselor, as an instructional aid, as a children’s therapist”

Yikes, by everything you’ve ever posted, I shudder to think of the indoctrination. I have no doubt every boy you ever counciled reviled himself for being born a man.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
13 years ago

NWO, provide evidence that men are prevented from becoming teachers. Provide evidence or acknowledge that you’re a lying sack of shit.

Societal Contract
Societal Contract
13 years ago

““After a few days of spamming this Boycott American Women dude came back and I guess took out a few minutes to actually READ what these blogs were about and became CONFUSED. His whole world had been turned upside down. I mean, isn’t it American MEN who are supposed to be marrying Asian people, travelling the globe and living an exciting and culturally rich life while American WOMEN are supposed to be growing old with their cats in boring suburbs?”

— “See, this is a prime example of people so stilted in their ideas of how relationships work that they fail to understand that marrying outside of your culture/country is not approached by most people as spurning “evil, western women” or “turning away from the western man”. People travel, they work, they study, they go to college -however it may happen- and meet someone and fall in love. From there, they have to work out the issues of distance, of traditionalism, of culture and class divides that can make such relationships difficult but not necessarily impossible.

No wonder it blew his mind.”

What’s more, he’s surprised to read that these same “American Fascist Femizanis” are willing to compromise and take on “traditional feminine roles” when they are visiting their in-laws in South Asia (or even living with them, as some of them do!).

That does not fit into his concept of the American woman. Why won’t these same women compromise FOR HIM????

What do smelly brown Indian guys have that he doesn’t that actually inspires American women to act in a way he would consider “feminine”?

Its like a slap in the face to the GLORIOUS WHITE AMERICAN MALE – CREATOR AND MAINTAINER OF CIVILIZATION.

Captain Bathrobe
Captain Bathrobe
13 years ago

My understanding is that converting to Judaism is not all that easy. I’ve never had Jews come to my door and try to convert me. I haven’t seen pairs of young, Jewish men in every country I’ve ever visited, riding their bikes around trying to convert the heathens. Even religious Jews I’ve known have never made the slightest attempt to convert me.

If that’s aggressive proselytizing, then what do you call what the Mormons do? Or the Jehovah’s Witnesses? Or the local Baptist church, which leaves literature at my house practically every week?

Captain Bathrobe
Captain Bathrobe
13 years ago

Yikes, by everything you’ve ever posted, I shudder to think of the indoctrination. I have no doubt every boy you ever counciled reviled himself for being born a man.

That’s our NWO–always wrong, never in doubt.

In real life I’m a therapist. On the internet, I’m kind of a dick. It works for me.

NWOslave
NWOslave
13 years ago

@Moewicus

” Wrong. Someone can be Jewish without being religious, simply by heritage.”

Jewish “is” the faith of a person, just like Christian and Moslem. My “race” isn’t Christian, just like a Moslem who is Cambodian. His “faith” is Moslem but his “race” is Cambodian. Judaism is a persons “faith” not their “race.” That’d be like me saying I’m a Christian but it isn’t my faith. You’re wrong.

Societal Contract
Societal Contract
13 years ago

Any Asians or Africans here have experience with Christian Missionaries in your countries?

Captain Bathrobe
Captain Bathrobe
13 years ago

I saw Mormon missionaries when I was in Japan. And I was in a place in Japan where foreigners never go–in the sticks. I was probably the first Caucasian person to visit the village where I lived. And I saw Mormon missionaries there. So, yeah, the Mormons get around–I’ll give them that.

JUANDELACRUZ
JUANDELACRUZ
13 years ago

“Any Asians or Africans here have experience with Christian Missionaries in your countries?”

From my own personal experience, they’re mostly been positive. In fact, I actually feel sorry for them.

Captain Bathrobe
Captain Bathrobe
13 years ago

@Nobinayamu,

NWO, provide evidence that men are prevented from becoming teachers. Provide evidence or acknowledge that you’re a lying sack of shit.

I don’t think NWO really knows the difference between truth and falsehood anymore. If he pulls it out of his ass, it must be true. Evidence is for feminists and communists–who are, of course, one and the same.

Sharculese
13 years ago

owlslave you know nothing about jewish people and have no business trying to tell us what we can and cannot be. sorry.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
13 years ago

A person can be culturally Jewish without practicing the religion, NWO. Don’t you consider yourself Catholic even though you think there’s too much emphasis placed on the Virgin Mary? Do you go to Mass? Confession?

Religion and culture and much more complicated than you’re capable of understanding. You’re overly reliant on false dichotomies and black and white thinking for this discussion.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
13 years ago

Typo: “…culture are much more…”

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