At first glance, Alcuin’s blog would seem to be some sort of parody. The blog’s slogan – “Promoting the Intellectual Renaissance of Western Patriarchy” – seems so over-the-top pretentious that even the smuggest of would-be intellectuals wouldn’t be able to post it with a straight face.
But if Alcuin is a troll, he’s a dedicated one, and one (at least based on my less-than-exhaustive survey of his blog) who never seems to break character. So I’m assuming he’s real. Which makes him a pompous ass with a lot of irritating ideas he’s somehow convinced himself are new and interesting. Take (please!) his recent post “Back Where They Belong.” And yes, “they” mean who you think, and “where they belong” means where you think.
Men should run the government, business, education, and religion. Women should stay at home. Young unmarried women can briefly work as kindergarten and elementary teachers, but there are no reasons why men can’t usually do this as well.
I’m not sure if Alcuin understands that women actually hold most of the jobs that currently exist, and that removing virtually all of them from the workplace would cause the economy to implode like, well, Alcuin, if you suddenly removed all of his idiocy. Also, how many kindergarten teachers do we really need?
As long as women run things, men will continue to be sidelined and slandered because feminism is a zero-sum movement.
Women … run things?
There can be no peace between the sexes until women are back where they belong. The sexes are meant to complement each other rather than compete and put one another down.
Yes, and the best way to show how the sexes “are meant to complement each other rather than … put one another down” is for one of the sexes to, er, put the other down by sending them back into the home.
Women have no business being lawyers, judges, educators, doctors, bureaucrats, writers, or religious leaders. Their attempted leadership in these areas, an illegitimate coup d’etat, is destroying our society.
I agree. Lady Pope is doing a terrible job of dealing with all those abuse cases!
Sadly, they prefer to enjoy their present situation, and let society rot, than go back where they belong and participate in building things again. Much like enjoying the concert on the sinking Titanic – though in this case, don’t expect chivalrous men to jump into the cold water so the ladies can have space on the lifeboats.
A little Titanic humor always enlivens a dull rant, eh?
Knock knock!
Who’s there!
An iceberg!
Damn, I guess we shouldn’t have kept going in zero visibility in a part of the ocean where icebergs had been recently sighted, in our ship that doesn’t have enough lifeboats for everyone!
I crack myself up sometimes. Back to Alcuin:
Feminism is a hate movement that brings out the worst in women.
Unlike the Men’s Rights movement, a hate movement that brings out the best in men!
It hates women because it hates femininity and motherhood, the chief characteristics of what it means to be a genuine woman. It brings out the worst in women by turning them into men, or trying to masculate them.
Damn you, feminism! Don’t go masculating those ladies! First they want to wear pants, and the next thing you know they’re growing ironic mustaches and using Axe Detailers instead of loofahs and subscribing to Bass Fishing Monthly.
It hates men because it blames everything on men, and regards masculinity in men to be evil. It emasculates men at the same time. Gays and, much more secondarily, manginas, are somewhat acceptable to the gynocracy, especially when the furniture needs moving or some bitch can’t pay her own bills.
Because when you need furniture moved, or some money, you call … the gays? Is this some new gay stereotype I’m not aware of? I mean, manginas, sure, manginas are furniture-movers and money-to-bitches conduits extraordinaire. That’s how they get access to pussy, after all.
But what’s the incentive for the gays? They don’t need pussy; they’d, presumably, prefer to spend their money on tiny dogs and gym memberships than on some bitch’s bills; and while gays may have strong opinions about where the furniture should go, are they really interested in carrying it there themselves?
Women generally use men, and feminism continues this grand tradition. A man’s value is defined according to his use to women. Deeper than that, feminism regards men in the same way that the Nazis regarded Jews – men are Untermensch and cannot be granted the same rights and privileges that women are.
And … now we’ve got Nazis.
Feminism aims to bring men down, as it is a zero-sum movement. It doesn’t simply aim to improve the lot of women through, for instance, education, but seeks to exclude men from education.
It does? Last I heard, colleges were actually lowering their standards in order to enroll more guys.
Thus the current propaganda about campus rape, and the attempt to make it easier to accuse a university male of rape in the USA. Thanks, government. You are, once again, the handmaiden of misandry.
And handmaidens are bad. Not like Shieldmaidens.
Feminist hate will never be satisfied, so men can’t keep avoiding the issue. We must avoid feminism as much as we can, and educate each other about it and about alternatives.
Generally it is advisable to actually know something about something before trying to “educating” other people about it.
This intellectual Renaissance of Western Patriarchy business is a lot trickier than you might think.
@NWO “When aren’t white men wrong? We’re born wrong. Luckily women use intuition to enlighten us in all the things we’re wrong about. Which is everything. Aren’t we lucky!”
Also known as the “But aardvarks aren’t reptiles!!” argument.
Oooh, plus there’s a bit of woman-bashing in there too! BONUS!
NWOslave, as an atheist and feminist I regularly mock Christianity, Judaism, Islam, and if you search hard enough you can find me mocking believers in alien visitation and–of course–misogynists.
PS if anyone wants a good laugh, just google “Wedding Cake UFO” and be prepared for maximum fun.
damn html tags to all the nine hells!
@ozymandias42
No, no, no Ozzy dearest. I want “you” to tear into them nasty Jews. Hell you’ve got entire posts on your lovely blog about them bad ole Christians. Don’t pawn it off on your Wiki knowlege center. “You” do it.
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@Nobinayamu
“NWO, what is preventing men -like you for instance- from becoming elementary school teachers? I’d also like to know the last occasion you spent time, simultaneously, with three or more elementary school aged boys.
Women keep men out of teaching, remember, only straight men are pedophiles. Always molesting young boys, yet somehow they aren’t gay or bi. And my nephew and nieces can’t wait to hang out with me. Unsupervised straight men teaching children. Too funny. Not with the patriarchy busters at the helm.
@Moewicus
“NWOslave, as an atheist and feminist I regularly mock Christianity, Judaism, Islam, and if you search hard enough you can find me mocking believers in alien visitation and–of course–misogynists.”
Then let’s hear some of your Judaism and Islam satire!
Spit! I only did nine drawings in my alien series so far.
Oh well, here’s an encore of the Greys.
I clicked on that old “ladies auxiliary” link in this piece and compiled this comment regarding ol’ Hestia’s longforgotten (but not mourned) days over at the Spearhead:
I missed this one. I’ve mosied on over to the Spearhead a dozen or so times and I think since this time Hestia has left that place with her tail between her legs and tears in her eyes. I do not empathize with her or any other member of the “ladies auxiliary” of the most anti-intellectual movement that his-story has ever produced.
And I side with the men who kept telling her TO LEAVE.
Women like her are an annoyance and parasite to both women AND men.
They are aging out of the “marketplace” (to use some of their own lingo)and are trying to desperately to prove they still have “value” in the eyes of men.
Who cares?
I can’t imagine ever reaching 40 and giving a damn what anybody thinks about me, much less men, and much less “the manosphere”.
Shit, I’m almost HALF that age and I don’t give a damn now.
What a waste of a vagina and a brain!
There is another shieldmaiden by the name of “alte” with a blog “traditional catholicism” later to expand to “traditional christianity” who stated openly on her blog that it is a place where men will automatically be giving respect whereas the female commenters have to “earn” the respect.
She, like Hestia, referred to men in respectful adult terms like “men” and “gentleman” and the women were simply “girls”.
The irony is – these are married women with children and families to take care but they spend their every waking moment flirting with Mens Rights activists online and posting food porn in order to garner comments like, “wow! I wish there were more good solid women like you out here – then I might consider marriage” … while their husbands are hard at work.
What hypocrisy!
Perhaps this why Germaine Greer made that comment that women should not be given the option of being stay at home wives. She was a member of the elite so she probably had inside information about the future of technology and knew there’d come a day when women like this would be on the internet – all day, every day.
And the Tall Greys again.
@Moewicus
As I told Ozzy. No pointing me to a site. I want the same malicious mockery of Judaism and Islam that you so relish heaping upon Christians.
The Ataien.
owlslave it amazes me sometimes that you think you can accuse other people of playing the victim card with a straight face
NWO: Erm, no. MrB worked in the school system for five years as a special ed paraprofessional (aka a classroom aid). Lots of men work in the schools, directly with kids, at every grade level. You’re just full of shit. Again.
@Spear – those are freakin’ awesome.
“I can’t imagine ever reaching 40 and giving a damn what anybody thinks about me, much less men, and much less “the manosphere”.
“Shit, I’m almost HALF that age and I don’t give a damn now.”
You’re almost 20? 18? 15? 😛
@Spearhafoc
No pointing me to another site. How about if we just take all the nasty vile things the gang says about Christians and reJew them instead of regendering. Particularly since several are Jews.
Hey Dave Futrelle, is it OK if every time one of the gang says anything about Christians, I just tear into how vile Jews are? Since it seems peachy dandy to pretty much throw Cristians under the bus and say whatever ya want. Can I do that to Jews as well? Or will ya moderate me?
@Sharculese
Aren’t you a follower of the Jewish faith?
Tom Lehrer is awesome. The fact that NWO hates him makes him that much more awesome.
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Spearhafoc’s aliens are going to give me nightmares! It’s the way you draw them plain, no drama, like a textbook illustration.
And I’m still churned up from Juan’s ‘we are legion’ comment.
And Hestia’s warning to the ladies that they might here bad words hurled against “White Western Women” and to suck it up and take it.
Funny how when women or other men say anything about “White Western Men” we are all considered “radical commies” or “lefty cultural Marxists” or “multi-culturalists” or “cultural relativists” who want to bring about the fall of everything good and right in the world and have the planet overrun with “brown people”……..
…but somehow when these MRAs rail against “White Western Women”… all of that gets chucked out the window and they are just trying to uphold “Western Civilization”.
????????????????
These is why the Black and Hispanic dudes, no matter how much they try, are NOT given pats on the back and welcome home brotha hugs by the men in the “manosphere”.
I see the ladies auxiliary and the “men of color” auxiliary to be the same.
They are all trying to get in where they fit, but they DO NOT fit in in the White Racist/Sexist Manosphere.
“Women keep men out of teaching, remember, only straight men are pedophiles. Always molesting young boys, yet somehow they aren’t gay or bi. And my nephew and nieces can’t wait to hang out with me. Unsupervised straight men teaching children. Too funny. Not with the patriarchy busters at the helm.”
NWO, I know three men who are teachers. And by know I mean, three men who are incredibly good and close friends of mine who are teachers. I had male teachers in elementary school, middle school, high school, and college. Please provide evidence that men are prevented from teaching.
I didn’t ask you if your nieces and nephews like you. I asked you when was the last time you spent time, simultaneously, with three or more middle school aged boys. And let me be even more specific: when was the last time you tried to teach any children anything. Babysitting your nieces and nephews who have to pretend to like you does not count.
Have you ever taught children? Have you ever organized a large group of children and attempted to instruct them in anything?
I’m pointing you at my drawings of aliens that various conspiracy theorists, “abtuctees” and “contactees” actually believe in.
Like the Reptilians.</a.
The Draco, sort of overlords of the Reptilians.
Somehow I think that NWO’s Jewish jokes are a hell of a lot more vile than anything anyone here has posted against Christians. Given that he’s a paranoid conspiracy nut who seems to think that the Protocols of the Elders is truefax.