At first glance, Alcuin’s blog would seem to be some sort of parody. The blog’s slogan – “Promoting the Intellectual Renaissance of Western Patriarchy” – seems so over-the-top pretentious that even the smuggest of would-be intellectuals wouldn’t be able to post it with a straight face.
But if Alcuin is a troll, he’s a dedicated one, and one (at least based on my less-than-exhaustive survey of his blog) who never seems to break character. So I’m assuming he’s real. Which makes him a pompous ass with a lot of irritating ideas he’s somehow convinced himself are new and interesting. Take (please!) his recent post “Back Where They Belong.” And yes, “they” mean who you think, and “where they belong” means where you think.
Men should run the government, business, education, and religion. Women should stay at home. Young unmarried women can briefly work as kindergarten and elementary teachers, but there are no reasons why men can’t usually do this as well.
I’m not sure if Alcuin understands that women actually hold most of the jobs that currently exist, and that removing virtually all of them from the workplace would cause the economy to implode like, well, Alcuin, if you suddenly removed all of his idiocy. Also, how many kindergarten teachers do we really need?
As long as women run things, men will continue to be sidelined and slandered because feminism is a zero-sum movement.
Women … run things?
There can be no peace between the sexes until women are back where they belong. The sexes are meant to complement each other rather than compete and put one another down.
Yes, and the best way to show how the sexes “are meant to complement each other rather than … put one another down” is for one of the sexes to, er, put the other down by sending them back into the home.
Women have no business being lawyers, judges, educators, doctors, bureaucrats, writers, or religious leaders. Their attempted leadership in these areas, an illegitimate coup d’etat, is destroying our society.
I agree. Lady Pope is doing a terrible job of dealing with all those abuse cases!
Sadly, they prefer to enjoy their present situation, and let society rot, than go back where they belong and participate in building things again. Much like enjoying the concert on the sinking Titanic – though in this case, don’t expect chivalrous men to jump into the cold water so the ladies can have space on the lifeboats.
A little Titanic humor always enlivens a dull rant, eh?
Knock knock!
Who’s there!
An iceberg!
Damn, I guess we shouldn’t have kept going in zero visibility in a part of the ocean where icebergs had been recently sighted, in our ship that doesn’t have enough lifeboats for everyone!
I crack myself up sometimes. Back to Alcuin:
Feminism is a hate movement that brings out the worst in women.
Unlike the Men’s Rights movement, a hate movement that brings out the best in men!
It hates women because it hates femininity and motherhood, the chief characteristics of what it means to be a genuine woman. It brings out the worst in women by turning them into men, or trying to masculate them.
Damn you, feminism! Don’t go masculating those ladies! First they want to wear pants, and the next thing you know they’re growing ironic mustaches and using Axe Detailers instead of loofahs and subscribing to Bass Fishing Monthly.
It hates men because it blames everything on men, and regards masculinity in men to be evil. It emasculates men at the same time. Gays and, much more secondarily, manginas, are somewhat acceptable to the gynocracy, especially when the furniture needs moving or some bitch can’t pay her own bills.
Because when you need furniture moved, or some money, you call … the gays? Is this some new gay stereotype I’m not aware of? I mean, manginas, sure, manginas are furniture-movers and money-to-bitches conduits extraordinaire. That’s how they get access to pussy, after all.
But what’s the incentive for the gays? They don’t need pussy; they’d, presumably, prefer to spend their money on tiny dogs and gym memberships than on some bitch’s bills; and while gays may have strong opinions about where the furniture should go, are they really interested in carrying it there themselves?
Women generally use men, and feminism continues this grand tradition. A man’s value is defined according to his use to women. Deeper than that, feminism regards men in the same way that the Nazis regarded Jews – men are Untermensch and cannot be granted the same rights and privileges that women are.
And … now we’ve got Nazis.
Feminism aims to bring men down, as it is a zero-sum movement. It doesn’t simply aim to improve the lot of women through, for instance, education, but seeks to exclude men from education.
It does? Last I heard, colleges were actually lowering their standards in order to enroll more guys.
Thus the current propaganda about campus rape, and the attempt to make it easier to accuse a university male of rape in the USA. Thanks, government. You are, once again, the handmaiden of misandry.
And handmaidens are bad. Not like Shieldmaidens.
Feminist hate will never be satisfied, so men can’t keep avoiding the issue. We must avoid feminism as much as we can, and educate each other about it and about alternatives.
Generally it is advisable to actually know something about something before trying to “educating” other people about it.
This intellectual Renaissance of Western Patriarchy business is a lot trickier than you might think.
I’m not particularly feminine and not particularly interested in motherhood. Since apparently I’m not a “genuine woman” because of that, does that mean I can escape sexism? Please?
CCD was also extremely boring for me, right up through and including confirmation. For confession I could always say I didn’t honor my mother and father since I never followed all their orders, which is pretty much what I gathered honor meant from the homilies.
I’m glad my PhD is bringing down this hypocritical idiot’s idea of society. I’ll continue building things, moving my own furniture, and paying my own bills while doing research and when I become a professor I’ll even *gasp* teach the men in my class just as well as I teach the women since as a feminist I don’t think life is a zero-sum game between the sexes. Men, by the way, made up a 80% of my graduate class and are still 88% of faculty members in physics.
@Rutee Katreya
“Fractal Wrongness. It’s wrong assumptions which lead to conclusions that are also inaccurate and don’t even logically flow from those assumptions, all of it in conflict with reality. I guess white men really need to step up their wrongness game to maintain socioeconomic dominance in this day and age.”
When aren’t white men wrong? We’re born wrong. Luckily women use intuition to enlighten us in all the things we’re wrong about. Which is everything. Aren’t we lucky!
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@Kendra, the bionic mommy
“You better be careful or you might start reading books and having opinions.”
Just because a woman has her own opinion doesn’t mean her opinion is correct in any way. A woman talking doesn’t equal validity of opinion. Heresy, I know.
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@blitzgal
“Chocomintlipwax, I’m convinced that our culture’s trend toward anti-intellectualism has something to do with it. People who are intelligent, well read, and who speak well are seen as “elitist,” probably “liberal,” and certainly not at all “manly.” In short, culturally we seem to believe that doing well in school is “gay.”
We went over this in the previous thread oh saintly pictured one. Boys are taught from grade one they’re oppressors. Remember that goody-good boys beating girls awareness stuff. Boys are taught from day one they’re foul swine. And since women make up practically all of elementary school teachers, women are telling them these foul lies.
Toss in being graded on behavior and conformity while punishing small boys for their natural excuberance and, chaching! You’ve got an enviornment that hates boys. On the off chance a boy makes it thru that oppressive enviornment, he’ll hafta take the infamous “she fears you” indoctrination before entering college where he’ll be suject to preponderance of evidence, (a womans word) where the unbiased jury, which is above the law, will read “why men are controlling” before rendering the guilty verdict.
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@PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth
“Chocomintlipwax, it is like the argument over the public sector pay-why are you demanding they get lower wages because the private sector has lower wages? Why not improve the private sector wage?”
Yeah, nothing says economic expansion like more taxes on an already overtaxed population. Feminism and communism have always been one in the same.
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@PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth
“Oddly enough though the investors clamor for higher taxes. Mainly because, despite the accepted wisdom of higher taxes slowing or stopping growth, it tends to make the economy grow.”
And still more from the communist front. Yes folks, we’re going to take all your money so you can be wealthy. This will give you more incentive to start a business, so you can give it to the State. Wisdom at it’s feminist, I mean finest!
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@KathleenB
“Almost forgot about this!”
Someone of the Jewish faith mocking Christians. How unusual! I guess you could take a day off and mock the Jewish and Moslem faiths. Of course that would make you either anti-semetic or islamophobic, and that’s a no-no. Feminists, mocking “only” Christians since Seneca Falls.
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@sloejenphys
“Men, by the way, made up a 80% of my graduate class and are still 88% of faculty members in physics.”
Don’t you worry about that dearie, feminists are, as we speak putting the kebash on that action. Soon Title IX in STEM, will not only give male students the boot, but all those misogynist male professors as well.
The Illuminati.
Did you paint those alien portraits, Spearhafoc?
It’s becoming painfully obvious that Anti-Feminism has become a de facto Religion.
Yup.
Although they’re drawings. That one there has a watercolour wash in the background, but it’s mostly India ink and pencil crayon.
Actually, now that I think about it, the religious group I’ve mocked the most is New Agers/Wiccans, closely followed by atheists and fundamentalist Christians.
That should say “New Agers/Wiccans/pagans/miscellaneous members of new and minority religions.”
You’re assuming he is Jewish (is he? who the fuck knows? who the fuck cares?). It’s PARODY, you dumbfuck. He’s also done songs called ‘The Masochism Tango’ and ‘Poisoning Pigeons in the Park.’ Somehow I doubt he actually does coat peanuts with cyanide and take wild birds home to experiment on.
Oh, right, I forgot. You’ve rejected common reality and substituted you own. Fuck off and go your own damn way. Away from me.
They are eerie, somehow they look like you drew them from life.
I have a thought: My husband mentioned a forum he used to hang out on the responded to trolls with recipes. I think this would be a wonderful response to NWO and his ilk – he might fuck off and we’d get delicious food ideas.
@Ozy: Hey! What did atheists do to you? :p
I’m heading over to PZ Myers to sooth my butthurt!
@ozymandias42
“Actually, now that I think about it, the religious group I’ve mocked the most is New Agers/Wiccans, closely followed by atheists and fundamentalist Christians.”
What? Never mock Jews or Moslems? C’mon baby, show me that egalitarian, feminist spirit!
The Tall Whites.
How do you know I didn’t?
*Insert X-Files music*
@KathleenB
“I have a thought: My husband mentioned a forum he used to hang out on the responded to trolls with recipes. I think this would be a wonderful response to NWO and his ilk – he might fuck off and we’d get delicious food ideas.”
Nah, it wouldn’t work. Plus I’m feelin pretty randy today. I get to fly home a day early. Woohoo! It feels like fuckin forever. Besides, troll is just a feminist term for anyone who disagrees with the indoctrinated.
NWO, what is preventing men -like you for instance- from becoming elementary school teachers? I’d also like to know the last occasion you spent time, simultaneously, with three or more elementary school aged boys.
cynickal: I am an atheist, I’m allowed to mock my own kind. 🙂
NWO: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_humour
For me hypergamy = the idea that 7-10 ranked males (on the Infallible Absolute Hotness Scale) are getting the vast majority of sex from women of all Infallibly Absolute Hotness ranks while lower than 7 males are getting almost no sex. Posts here on manboobz are the only places I have seen the word hypergamy used and I didn’t bother looking it up until now, so apologies for any confusion my usage caused.
Also, Professor Cock Carousel. I just like writing that.
The Nordics.
NWO as an elementary school teacher is the funniest thing I’ve heard today.
“No, kids, 2+2 isn’t 4, it’s a feminist conspiracy!”
“But Mr. Slave, that’s what you said 1+1 was, too!”
Just for NWO: