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Alcuin in Wonderland

The Intellectual Renaissance of Western Patriarchy: One big sandwich joke.

At first glance, Alcuin’s blog would seem to be some sort of parody. The blog’s slogan – “Promoting the Intellectual Renaissance of Western Patriarchy” – seems so over-the-top pretentious that even the smuggest of would-be intellectuals wouldn’t be able to post it with a straight face.

But if Alcuin is a troll, he’s a dedicated one, and one (at least based on my less-than-exhaustive survey of his blog) who never seems to break character.  So I’m assuming he’s real. Which makes him a pompous ass with a lot of irritating ideas he’s somehow convinced himself are new and interesting. Take (please!) his recent post “Back Where They Belong.” And yes, “they” mean who you think, and “where they belong” means where you think.

Men should run the government, business, education, and religion. Women should stay at home. Young unmarried women can briefly work as kindergarten and elementary teachers, but there are no reasons why men can’t usually do this as well.

I’m not sure if Alcuin understands that women actually hold most of the jobs that currently exist, and that removing virtually all of them from the workplace would cause the economy to implode like, well, Alcuin, if you suddenly removed all of his idiocy. Also, how many kindergarten teachers do we really need?

As long as women run things, men will continue to be sidelined and slandered because feminism is a zero-sum movement.

Women … run things?

There can be no peace between the sexes until women are back where they belong. The sexes are meant to complement each other rather than compete and put one another down.

Yes, and the best way to show how the sexes “are meant to complement each other rather than … put one another down” is for one of the sexes to, er, put the other down by sending them back into the home.

Women have no business being lawyers, judges, educators, doctors, bureaucrats, writers, or religious leaders. Their attempted leadership in these areas, an illegitimate coup d’etat, is destroying our society.

I agree. Lady Pope is doing a terrible job of dealing with all those abuse cases!

Sadly, they prefer to enjoy their present situation, and let society rot, than go back where they belong and participate in building things again. Much like enjoying the concert on the sinking Titanic – though in this case, don’t expect chivalrous men to jump into the cold water so the ladies can have space on the lifeboats.

A little Titanic humor always enlivens a dull rant, eh?

Knock knock!

Who’s there!

An iceberg!

Damn, I guess we shouldn’t have kept going in zero visibility in a part of the ocean where icebergs had been recently sighted, in our ship that doesn’t have enough lifeboats for everyone!

I crack myself up sometimes. Back to Alcuin:

Feminism is a hate movement that brings out the worst in women.

Unlike the Men’s Rights movement, a hate movement that brings out the best in men!

It hates women because it hates femininity and motherhood, the chief characteristics of what it means to be a genuine woman. It brings out the worst in women by turning them into men, or trying to masculate them.

Damn you, feminism! Don’t go masculating those ladies! First they want to wear pants, and the next thing you know they’re growing ironic mustaches and using Axe Detailers instead of loofahs and subscribing to Bass Fishing Monthly.

It hates men because it blames everything on men, and regards masculinity in men to be evil. It emasculates men at the same time. Gays and, much more secondarily, manginas, are somewhat acceptable to the gynocracy, especially when the furniture needs moving or some bitch can’t pay her own bills.

Because when you need furniture moved, or some money, you call … the gays? Is this some new gay stereotype I’m not aware of? I mean, manginas, sure, manginas are furniture-movers and money-to-bitches conduits extraordinaire. That’s how they get access to pussy, after all.

But what’s the incentive for the gays?  They don’t need pussy; they’d, presumably, prefer to spend their money on tiny dogs and gym memberships than on some bitch’s bills; and while gays may have strong opinions about where the furniture should go, are they really interested in carrying it there themselves?

Women generally use men, and feminism continues this grand tradition. A man’s value is defined according to his use to women. Deeper than that, feminism regards men in the same way that the Nazis regarded Jews – men are Untermensch and cannot be granted the same rights and privileges that women are.

And … now we’ve got Nazis.

Feminism aims to bring men down, as it is a zero-sum movement. It doesn’t simply aim to improve the lot of women through, for instance, education, but seeks to exclude men from education.

It does? Last I heard, colleges were actually lowering their standards in order to enroll more guys.

Thus the current propaganda about campus rape, and the attempt to make it easier to accuse a university male of rape in the USA. Thanks, government. You are, once again, the handmaiden of misandry.

And handmaidens are bad. Not like Shieldmaidens.

Feminist hate will never be satisfied, so men can’t keep avoiding the issue. We must avoid feminism as much as we can, and educate each other about it and about alternatives.

Generally it is advisable to actually know something about something before trying to “educating” other people about it.

This intellectual Renaissance of Western Patriarchy business is a lot trickier than you might think.

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Aydan
10 years ago

I’m not particularly feminine and not particularly interested in motherhood. Since apparently I’m not a “genuine woman” because of that, does that mean I can escape sexism? Please?

sloejenphys
sloejenphys
10 years ago

CCD was also extremely boring for me, right up through and including confirmation. For confession I could always say I didn’t honor my mother and father since I never followed all their orders, which is pretty much what I gathered honor meant from the homilies.

I’m glad my PhD is bringing down this hypocritical idiot’s idea of society. I’ll continue building things, moving my own furniture, and paying my own bills while doing research and when I become a professor I’ll even *gasp* teach the men in my class just as well as I teach the women since as a feminist I don’t think life is a zero-sum game between the sexes. Men, by the way, made up a 80% of my graduate class and are still 88% of faculty members in physics.

NWOslave
NWOslave
10 years ago

@Rutee Katreya
“Fractal Wrongness. It’s wrong assumptions which lead to conclusions that are also inaccurate and don’t even logically flow from those assumptions, all of it in conflict with reality. I guess white men really need to step up their wrongness game to maintain socioeconomic dominance in this day and age.”

When aren’t white men wrong? We’re born wrong. Luckily women use intuition to enlighten us in all the things we’re wrong about. Which is everything. Aren’t we lucky!
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@Kendra, the bionic mommy
“You better be careful or you might start reading books and having opinions.”

Just because a woman has her own opinion doesn’t mean her opinion is correct in any way. A woman talking doesn’t equal validity of opinion. Heresy, I know.
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@blitzgal
“Chocomintlipwax, I’m convinced that our culture’s trend toward anti-intellectualism has something to do with it. People who are intelligent, well read, and who speak well are seen as “elitist,” probably “liberal,” and certainly not at all “manly.” In short, culturally we seem to believe that doing well in school is “gay.”

We went over this in the previous thread oh saintly pictured one. Boys are taught from grade one they’re oppressors. Remember that goody-good boys beating girls awareness stuff. Boys are taught from day one they’re foul swine. And since women make up practically all of elementary school teachers, women are telling them these foul lies.

Toss in being graded on behavior and conformity while punishing small boys for their natural excuberance and, chaching! You’ve got an enviornment that hates boys. On the off chance a boy makes it thru that oppressive enviornment, he’ll hafta take the infamous “she fears you” indoctrination before entering college where he’ll be suject to preponderance of evidence, (a womans word) where the unbiased jury, which is above the law, will read “why men are controlling” before rendering the guilty verdict.
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@PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth
“Chocomintlipwax, it is like the argument over the public sector pay-why are you demanding they get lower wages because the private sector has lower wages? Why not improve the private sector wage?”

Yeah, nothing says economic expansion like more taxes on an already overtaxed population. Feminism and communism have always been one in the same.
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@PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth
“Oddly enough though the investors clamor for higher taxes. Mainly because, despite the accepted wisdom of higher taxes slowing or stopping growth, it tends to make the economy grow.”

And still more from the communist front. Yes folks, we’re going to take all your money so you can be wealthy. This will give you more incentive to start a business, so you can give it to the State. Wisdom at it’s feminist, I mean finest!
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@KathleenB
“Almost forgot about this!”

Someone of the Jewish faith mocking Christians. How unusual! I guess you could take a day off and mock the Jewish and Moslem faiths. Of course that would make you either anti-semetic or islamophobic, and that’s a no-no. Feminists, mocking “only” Christians since Seneca Falls.
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@sloejenphys
“Men, by the way, made up a 80% of my graduate class and are still 88% of faculty members in physics.”

Don’t you worry about that dearie, feminists are, as we speak putting the kebash on that action. Soon Title IX in STEM, will not only give male students the boot, but all those misogynist male professors as well.

Spearhafoc
10 years ago

When aren’t white men wrong? We’re born wrong. Luckily women use intuition to enlighten us in all the things we’re wrong about. Which is everything. Aren’t we lucky!

The Illuminati.

Magpie
Magpie
10 years ago

Did you paint those alien portraits, Spearhafoc?

Budmin
Budmin
10 years ago

It’s becoming painfully obvious that Anti-Feminism has become a de facto Religion.

Spearhafoc
10 years ago

Yup.

Spearhafoc
10 years ago

Although they’re drawings. That one there has a watercolour wash in the background, but it’s mostly India ink and pencil crayon.

ozymandias42
10 years ago

Actually, now that I think about it, the religious group I’ve mocked the most is New Agers/Wiccans, closely followed by atheists and fundamentalist Christians.

ozymandias42
10 years ago

That should say “New Agers/Wiccans/pagans/miscellaneous members of new and minority religions.”

KathleenB
KathleenB
10 years ago

Someone of the Jewish faith mocking Christians.

You’re assuming he is Jewish (is he? who the fuck knows? who the fuck cares?). It’s PARODY, you dumbfuck. He’s also done songs called ‘The Masochism Tango’ and ‘Poisoning Pigeons in the Park.’ Somehow I doubt he actually does coat peanuts with cyanide and take wild birds home to experiment on.

Oh, right, I forgot. You’ve rejected common reality and substituted you own. Fuck off and go your own damn way. Away from me.

Magpie
Magpie
10 years ago

They are eerie, somehow they look like you drew them from life.

KathleenB
KathleenB
10 years ago

I have a thought: My husband mentioned a forum he used to hang out on the responded to trolls with recipes. I think this would be a wonderful response to NWO and his ilk – he might fuck off and we’d get delicious food ideas.

cynickal
cynickal
10 years ago

@Ozy: Hey! What did atheists do to you? :p
I’m heading over to PZ Myers to sooth my butthurt!

NWOslave
NWOslave
10 years ago

@ozymandias42
“Actually, now that I think about it, the religious group I’ve mocked the most is New Agers/Wiccans, closely followed by atheists and fundamentalist Christians.”

What? Never mock Jews or Moslems? C’mon baby, show me that egalitarian, feminist spirit!

Spearhafoc
10 years ago

What? Never mock Jews or Moslems? C’mon baby, show me that egalitarian, feminist spirit!

The Tall Whites.

Spearhafoc
10 years ago

They are eerie, somehow they look like you drew them from life.

How do you know I didn’t?

*Insert X-Files music*

NWOslave
NWOslave
10 years ago

@KathleenB
“I have a thought: My husband mentioned a forum he used to hang out on the responded to trolls with recipes. I think this would be a wonderful response to NWO and his ilk – he might fuck off and we’d get delicious food ideas.”

Nah, it wouldn’t work. Plus I’m feelin pretty randy today. I get to fly home a day early. Woohoo! It feels like fuckin forever. Besides, troll is just a feminist term for anyone who disagrees with the indoctrinated.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
10 years ago

NWO, what is preventing men -like you for instance- from becoming elementary school teachers? I’d also like to know the last occasion you spent time, simultaneously, with three or more elementary school aged boys.

ozymandias42
10 years ago

cynickal: I am an atheist, I’m allowed to mock my own kind. 🙂

NWO: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_humour

Moewicus
Moewicus
10 years ago

For me hypergamy = the idea that 7-10 ranked males (on the Infallible Absolute Hotness Scale) are getting the vast majority of sex from women of all Infallibly Absolute Hotness ranks while lower than 7 males are getting almost no sex. Posts here on manboobz are the only places I have seen the word hypergamy used and I didn’t bother looking it up until now, so apologies for any confusion my usage caused.

Also, Professor Cock Carousel. I just like writing that.

Spearhafoc
10 years ago

Nah, it wouldn’t work. Plus I’m feelin pretty randy today. I get to fly home a day early. Woohoo! It feels like fuckin forever. Besides, troll is just a feminist term for anyone who disagrees with the indoctrinated.

The Nordics.

hellkell
hellkell
10 years ago

NWO as an elementary school teacher is the funniest thing I’ve heard today.

“No, kids, 2+2 isn’t 4, it’s a feminist conspiracy!”

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
10 years ago

“No, kids, 2+2 isn’t 4, it’s a feminist conspiracy!”

“But Mr. Slave, that’s what you said 1+1 was, too!”

KathleenB
KathleenB
10 years ago

Just for NWO:

theLaplaceDemon
theLaplaceDemon
10 years ago

@NWO “When aren’t white men wrong? We’re born wrong. Luckily women use intuition to enlighten us in all the things we’re wrong about. Which is everything. Aren’t we lucky!”

Also known as the “But aardvarks aren’t reptiles!!” argument.

KathleenB
KathleenB
10 years ago

Oooh, plus there’s a bit of woman-bashing in there too! BONUS!

Moewicus
Moewicus
10 years ago

NWOslave, as an atheist and feminist I regularly mock Christianity, Judaism, Islam, and if you search hard enough you can find me mocking believers in alien visitation and–of course–misogynists.

PS if anyone wants a good laugh, just google “Wedding Cake UFO” and be prepared for maximum fun.

KathleenB
KathleenB
10 years ago

Also known as the “But aardvarks aren’t reptiles!!” argument.,/blockquote>

They aren’t?!

KathleenB
KathleenB
10 years ago

damn html tags to all the nine hells!

NWOslave
NWOslave
10 years ago

@ozymandias42

No, no, no Ozzy dearest. I want “you” to tear into them nasty Jews. Hell you’ve got entire posts on your lovely blog about them bad ole Christians. Don’t pawn it off on your Wiki knowlege center. “You” do it.
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@Nobinayamu
“NWO, what is preventing men -like you for instance- from becoming elementary school teachers? I’d also like to know the last occasion you spent time, simultaneously, with three or more elementary school aged boys.

Women keep men out of teaching, remember, only straight men are pedophiles. Always molesting young boys, yet somehow they aren’t gay or bi. And my nephew and nieces can’t wait to hang out with me. Unsupervised straight men teaching children. Too funny. Not with the patriarchy busters at the helm.

NWOslave
NWOslave
10 years ago

@Moewicus
“NWOslave, as an atheist and feminist I regularly mock Christianity, Judaism, Islam, and if you search hard enough you can find me mocking believers in alien visitation and–of course–misogynists.”

Then let’s hear some of your Judaism and Islam satire!

Spearhafoc
10 years ago

No, no, no Ozzy dearest. I want “you” to tear into them nasty Jews.

Spit! I only did nine drawings in my alien series so far.

Oh well, here’s an encore of the Greys.

Societal Contract
Societal Contract
10 years ago

I clicked on that old “ladies auxiliary” link in this piece and compiled this comment regarding ol’ Hestia’s longforgotten (but not mourned) days over at the Spearhead:

I missed this one. I’ve mosied on over to the Spearhead a dozen or so times and I think since this time Hestia has left that place with her tail between her legs and tears in her eyes. I do not empathize with her or any other member of the “ladies auxiliary” of the most anti-intellectual movement that his-story has ever produced.

And I side with the men who kept telling her TO LEAVE.

Women like her are an annoyance and parasite to both women AND men.

They are aging out of the “marketplace” (to use some of their own lingo)and are trying to desperately to prove they still have “value” in the eyes of men.

Who cares?

I can’t imagine ever reaching 40 and giving a damn what anybody thinks about me, much less men, and much less “the manosphere”.

Shit, I’m almost HALF that age and I don’t give a damn now.

What a waste of a vagina and a brain!

There is another shieldmaiden by the name of “alte” with a blog “traditional catholicism” later to expand to “traditional christianity” who stated openly on her blog that it is a place where men will automatically be giving respect whereas the female commenters have to “earn” the respect.

She, like Hestia, referred to men in respectful adult terms like “men” and “gentleman” and the women were simply “girls”.

The irony is – these are married women with children and families to take care but they spend their every waking moment flirting with Mens Rights activists online and posting food porn in order to garner comments like, “wow! I wish there were more good solid women like you out here – then I might consider marriage” … while their husbands are hard at work.

What hypocrisy!

Perhaps this why Germaine Greer made that comment that women should not be given the option of being stay at home wives. She was a member of the elite so she probably had inside information about the future of technology and knew there’d come a day when women like this would be on the internet – all day, every day.

Spearhafoc
10 years ago

Then let’s hear some of your Judaism and Islam satire!

And the Tall Greys again.

NWOslave
NWOslave
10 years ago

@Moewicus

As I told Ozzy. No pointing me to a site. I want the same malicious mockery of Judaism and Islam that you so relish heaping upon Christians.

Spearhafoc
10 years ago

As I told Ozzy. No pointing me to a site. I want the same malicious mockery of Judaism and Islam that you so relish heaping upon Christians.

The Ataien.

Sharculese
10 years ago

owlslave it amazes me sometimes that you think you can accuse other people of playing the victim card with a straight face

KathleenB
KathleenB
10 years ago

NWO: Erm, no. MrB worked in the school system for five years as a special ed paraprofessional (aka a classroom aid). Lots of men work in the schools, directly with kids, at every grade level. You’re just full of shit. Again.

theLaplaceDemon
theLaplaceDemon
10 years ago

@Spear – those are freakin’ awesome.

Molly Ren
10 years ago

“I can’t imagine ever reaching 40 and giving a damn what anybody thinks about me, much less men, and much less “the manosphere”.

“Shit, I’m almost HALF that age and I don’t give a damn now.”

You’re almost 20? 18? 15? 😛

NWOslave
NWOslave
10 years ago

@Spearhafoc

No pointing me to another site. How about if we just take all the nasty vile things the gang says about Christians and reJew them instead of regendering. Particularly since several are Jews.

Hey Dave Futrelle, is it OK if every time one of the gang says anything about Christians, I just tear into how vile Jews are? Since it seems peachy dandy to pretty much throw Cristians under the bus and say whatever ya want. Can I do that to Jews as well? Or will ya moderate me?

NWOslave
NWOslave
10 years ago

@Sharculese

Aren’t you a follower of the Jewish faith?

captainbathrobe
10 years ago

Tom Lehrer is awesome. The fact that NWO hates him makes him that much more awesome.

Sharculese
10 years ago

no

Magpie
Magpie
10 years ago

Spearhafoc’s aliens are going to give me nightmares! It’s the way you draw them plain, no drama, like a textbook illustration.

And I’m still churned up from Juan’s ‘we are legion’ comment.

Societal Contract
Societal Contract
10 years ago

And Hestia’s warning to the ladies that they might here bad words hurled against “White Western Women” and to suck it up and take it.

Funny how when women or other men say anything about “White Western Men” we are all considered “radical commies” or “lefty cultural Marxists” or “multi-culturalists” or “cultural relativists” who want to bring about the fall of everything good and right in the world and have the planet overrun with “brown people”……..

…but somehow when these MRAs rail against “White Western Women”… all of that gets chucked out the window and they are just trying to uphold “Western Civilization”.

????????????????

These is why the Black and Hispanic dudes, no matter how much they try, are NOT given pats on the back and welcome home brotha hugs by the men in the “manosphere”.

I see the ladies auxiliary and the “men of color” auxiliary to be the same.

They are all trying to get in where they fit, but they DO NOT fit in in the White Racist/Sexist Manosphere.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
10 years ago

“Women keep men out of teaching, remember, only straight men are pedophiles. Always molesting young boys, yet somehow they aren’t gay or bi. And my nephew and nieces can’t wait to hang out with me. Unsupervised straight men teaching children. Too funny. Not with the patriarchy busters at the helm.”

NWO, I know three men who are teachers. And by know I mean, three men who are incredibly good and close friends of mine who are teachers. I had male teachers in elementary school, middle school, high school, and college. Please provide evidence that men are prevented from teaching.

I didn’t ask you if your nieces and nephews like you. I asked you when was the last time you spent time, simultaneously, with three or more middle school aged boys. And let me be even more specific: when was the last time you tried to teach any children anything. Babysitting your nieces and nephews who have to pretend to like you does not count.

Have you ever taught children? Have you ever organized a large group of children and attempted to instruct them in anything?

Spearhafoc
10 years ago

No pointing me to another site.

I’m pointing you at my drawings of aliens that various conspiracy theorists, “abtuctees” and “contactees” actually believe in.

Like the Reptilians.</a.

Aren’t you a follower of the Jewish faith?

The Draco, sort of overlords of the Reptilians.

KathleenB
KathleenB
10 years ago

Somehow I think that NWO’s Jewish jokes are a hell of a lot more vile than anything anyone here has posted against Christians. Given that he’s a paranoid conspiracy nut who seems to think that the Protocols of the Elders is truefax.