It seems the evil feminist-controlled media is ignoring a critical aspect of the Hurricane Irene story: the monster hurricane’s effect on the intrepid Man Going His Own Way who calls himself MarkyMark. More specifically, the effect it had on his radio listening pleasure.
MarkyMark, who lives somewhere on the East Coast away from the areas most impacted by Irene, was settling down yesterday to listen to a rebroadcast of Glenn Beck’s radio show. But alas, his favorite radio station chose instead to simulcast the local news station’s coverage of that pesky hurricane instead. Even worse, there were actual women involved!
It’s obvious that some anchor babe is overseeing all the coverage, coordinating field reports, etc. Man, those bitches are ANNOYING! They have shrill voices. They have an arrogant, know-it-all attitude, not to mention filled with their own self importance. …
I was like, enough already! I wanted to serve these news bitches a big, steaming cup of STFU. I’m serious! I have my radio off … now, because I just don’t want to LISTEN to these obnoxious wenches. I may put on the sports station, or I’ll tune in a station from the Midwest; that way, I don’t have to listen to INCESSANT Irene coverage. … I’m like ENOUGH ALREADY! Leave it to women to create drama where there is little or none.
Women! I hear ya, Mark! Hearing them talk about weather is even worse than hearing them talk about shoes! Al day long today today it’s been bla bla, storm surge, bla bla, flash floods in Vermont, bla bla, four million without power, bla bla, 19 deaths. Enough! What drama queens!
And all MarkyMark wanted to do was to listen to Glenn Beck, a man who is not at all a drama queen in any way whatsoever, nope!
I’ve been reminded why I no longer own a TV-these OBNOXIOUS, arrogant, know-it-all, self-important anchor babes. If they had some basis for the arrogance, that’d be one thing; if they actually KNEW WTF they were talking about, I could understand it. What I cannot tolerate is arrogance with no basis. I guess these chickes believed all their feminazi programming in college-silly girls…
Damn chickles and their fancy-pants college educations. You might as well try to train a chimp to wash cats!
Oh wait, they did that. Bad example, Never mind.
On a more serious note, I hope all Man Boobzers in the affected areas (and everyone else, for that matter) made it through Irene ok.
“You might as well try to train a monkey to wash cats!”
That’s an ape mangina boy.
I bet if you showed 20 people a picture of a chimpanzee, at least half would say it was a monkey even though it has no tail.
http://youtu.be/MdrlALQVEKM
Even Koopa thinks it’s a monkey. I rest my case.
So…exactly like male news anchors, then?
But with “shrill” voices………… don’t forget the “shrill”.
Lol, so a rare hurricane in New England is not as important as Glenn Beck who basically says the same thing every time he speaks…
Nice.
A repeat of Beck’s show, no less.
Is “chickes” just a misspelling of “chicks” or of some more exciting insult? Chickies? Chickens?
I hate to say it,but evil is correct about something — chimps being apes. I changed it.
That is a very patient cat.
Survived an earthquake and a big hurricane in the same week. What’s next? Volcano? Alien invasion? MRApocalypse?
Well, that’s a pretty direct “Ugh, women! Always existing at me!” if I ever saw one.
In b4 one of our resident Best Friends jumps in to defend this one!
By the way, Massachusetts was fortunately spared the worst of Irene; we had no deaths and few injuries, although there were huge power outages. Damage at my house was limited to a smashed flowerpot and a flooded basement, and a couple good-sized trees going down (fortunately not on top of anything important) on my street.
…See, us women, we just can’t help, you know, talking about things. Yabber yabber yabber. Totally different from men, who talk about things.
This guy cannot even hear a woman speaking without flipping out. Frightening. I just keep hearing the name George Sodini in my head now…
We can’t help it, Holly, it’s all that feminist programming at college making us think we learned things at college.
Hope your basement is dry again soon yabber yabber I bought some shoes yesterday blah yabber blah.
I’m sorry, MissPrism, that was terribly painful to my ears, as your voice is “shrill” and “screechy,” almost as if you felt compelled to talk in a higher tone of voice for some annoying reason.
It’s for echolocation.
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By an astonishing coincidence, Mangina Boy is the name of my crime-fighting side-kick.
Man, NWO was just complaining about anchorwomen the other day.* Is this a thing now?
*Specifically, women reporting on wars, because they’re using their evil female powers to cover up the fact that all wars are orchestrated by women secretly manipulating men to fight… or something… and a male anchor would tell the truth… Look, it’s NWO, I’m not pretending it makes sense.
So…people died….but he’s more upset about lady radio presenters…. There are no words.
What a mellow cat. My cat gets annoyed if I try to towel dry him after coming in from the rain.
He sounds like a child himself – I’ve certainly never heard anyone over the age of 14 or so complain that all this disaster that isn’t affecting him is totes interrupting his entertainment even though it is soooo booorrrriingg.
Anyway, Marky Mark is a grown man living the good life and has his own money to spend as he pleases; shouldn’t he have Glen’s shows on CD or DVD? Failing that, I hear they have entertainment on the internet now.
They even have the internet on computers now.
Oh no, you don’t have to be 14 for this bullshit. In the aftermath of the tsunami and reactor meltdown, there were jackass White People who really just wanted their Puella Magi Madoka Magica broadcast to continue. Of all ages. That’s just off the top of my head.
I have an image of EWME as being so bored he has to watch Manboobz like a hawk to try to get one trivial detail right that others didn’t; we all know he can’t engage on substance, anyway.
Why do I suddenly have an image of fembots with masculine voices?
Another spectucular example of MRA failures at empathy. I am starting to believe that they have far more than their fair share of genuine sociopaths.
Fucking women and their drama over hurricanes and earthquakes is interupting my super important radio listening!
Oh NOEZ! Genuine problems that affect a whole lot of people (some of them male) are affecting my ability to listen to a program that i can download off the internet at any time! HORRERZ!
Stoopid wymynz! What must they talk about things!? Where is my Glenn Beck? He does MANLY things like crying! And drawing lines on a chalkboard! And circling names! In Chalk!