Well, Man Boobz Super Fun Time Video Party is back, and you may notice a few changes. First, the bad news: Tiny Bunny and Small Dog are on hiatus. The Good News: I’ve moved on from Xtranormal to a real animation program, Muvizu, and am now using actual human beings for the voices.
This episode takes us to scenic Los Angeles to meet a fellow calling himself John, who offers some reflections on North American white women. He’s not fond of them. Apparently he’s much more fond of African and Latin American women. It’s not clear if any women of any race are fond of him and, if so, why on earth that would be. I found John’s little monologue on the blog Boycott American Women.
Playing the of John from Los Angeles, or at least his voice, is Jack Rose. Big, big thanks to Jack for an excellent job, and on very short notice.
Here’s the somewhat edited version of John’s monologue I used in the video:
Many of the stupidest women i have ever met were white females from North America. Truth is, white north american females are really like the old Ford clunkers our grand-parents used to buy: they are unreliable, expensive, rather grotesque, and dangerously unpredictable.
White women are truly pigs. Can we expedite the caliphate so that they get the come-uppance they richly deserve? …
Ask any man who was stupid enough to marry one of these pigs and you’ll see exactly where I’m coming from. they have emotional problems, are deviants, amoral and just flat-out nasty; plus, they really are overweight, smelly and ill-mannered.
Only losers marry white females. The tragedy for american women is that they’ve bitched their way right out of the marketplace. Men want something better and the rest of the world offers that. bye, bye, whiney-vagineys; the jig is up and men are looking elsewhere.
More Man Boobz videos are on the way.
I gotta be honest with ya, the three stooges would be a more effective threat than the one we’re told exists.
And yet these stooges managed to bring down two massive buildings and cause untold damage to life and property.
al Queada and groups like it exist. Why they haven’t taken advantage of the massive holes in our security are a mystery to me. Though if I were the betting type, my bet would be that such conspiracies take massive amounts of time and money – might not be worth the consequences to them.
@KathleenB
You admitted you were wrong in that I did answer your question, while still feverntly clinging to your every stich of your feminism ideology. Oh hell, I’ll send out the word it’s all OK now. It’s alright boys, don’t worry about those silly oppressive laws, it’s all good now.
And that’s all I’m going to say on terrorism. NWO has his point of view, I have mine, and clearly the twain will never meet.
Who’s ready for the new Doctor Who?
NWO: So it’s wrong for me to stick to my principles, because you disagree, but it’s wonderful for you to stick to yours because… Fill in the blank, please, because this isn’t adding up.
@Holly Pervocracy
I’ll answer your question if you tell me how you “just know” capital letters aren’t used specifically in legal binding contracts.
Is your credit card all caps? y/n
Can you change it? y/n
Don’t take my word for it. Find out, you might be surprised.
Just think of this is another chance to prove how smarty, smart, smart you are, and how intellectually deficient I am.
I’ll answer your question if you tell me how you “just know” capital letters aren’t used specifically in legal binding contracts.
My marriage license has my name and my husband’s regularly capitalized. Is this not a binding contract? I don’t have any other binding contracts sitting around the house, but I’m pretty sure it varies. And the reason many bills come in all caps is because the computer systems were programmed that way. Probably to avoid mixups, but there may be other reasons.
NWO – I know it because various legal documents I have (including employment documentation and tax forms) are filled out in lower-case, but they are still binding.
My credit card is all-caps, yes, and I can’t change that because the card printers aren’t set up for it. But I can write a low-caps spelling of my name on a form and charge it to the credit card!
Also, seriously. Where did you learn about the capital letter thing?
Was it a book? A class? A person? A periodical? A website?
You learned it somewhere. Where was that?
Is your credit card all caps? y/n
Can you change it? y/n
okay, first of all, a credit card isnt a contract. second, um… why would they? seriously, its a weird dumb request. the machines that press credit cards probably cant even do that.
but again, what is it that you think a corporation is. we need to get to the root of this delusion.
First off, being a straight white man my country despises me, which isn’t exactly the greatest inducement to risk my safety.
Second, I do believe our standing forces are for protection of this country from threats both foreign and domestic. While many of you might consider Libya, Afganistan and other countries where our forces are deployed an imminent threat, I, on the other hand, think for myself and can see no foreign threat what-so-ever. The only threat I see is from within.
So you’d join the U.S. Army only if they let you shoot Americans, especially women?
That’s… actually exactly the response I expected.
So, to sum up, NWO, my sources for the capital-letters-are-irrelevant thing are:
-Personal experience, in which some legal documents I own do not put my name in all-caps
-News stories in which the IRS has stated (in response to people like you) that caps are irrelevant
-A book I’ve read on “Be your own lawyer,” which while not a law-school-level guide to the law, did talk about contracts and never mentioned caps as an issue
-Information from people on this site who are lawyers or law students who have responded to you
It’s not something I just guessed.
What are your sources? Where do you learn so many things unknown to the general population?
I’m imagining NWO in the corner of a padded cell, rocking himself and repeating this over and over.
Ohhhh, this reminds me. So, I sent NWO’s all caps theory out to some of my lawyer friends and other lawyers at my firm. Here are some of their responses –
Amy, a recent law school grad who just took the bar exam and is waiting on her results said sarcastically, “I told you I failed…”
Em…who is not a lawyer, but is a friend on facebooks, says, “Well wow. Microsoft Word just got a lot more powerful ;)”
Jon – an associate, said, “What. OMG. All caps. It’s so simple.” and then 20 minutes later said, “Rachel-I am still laughing. I’m going to have to repost.”
Geoffrey, who got it from Jonathan, said, “That’s some Sovereign Citizen logic right there.”
Rodney, who also got it from jonathan, said, “The explanation seems to lack sufficient caps to be legal, so where does that leave us?”
Teri, an employment lawyer, said “You mean that’s not accurate? I’ve been operating on the capital letter theory for a long time now…. ”
Mike, a partner, said “Makes sense. Stupid women, wielding the violence of the state.” (and then signed the email with his name in all caps, and later came to my office to tell me that we now had a legally binding contract, although he wasn’t sure what it was…”
Ali, a business attorney, said, “That’s funny. If only that was the case- my job would be so much easier.”
Those are the responses that I got in writing…I also got quite a few that weren’t in writing, but I don’t want to misstate/misquote. You get the gyst.
Oh, and slavely, don’t get excited if the people appear to think that you are making sense…I know sarcasm might be a tough concept for you, but these people are all gleefully making fun of your ignorance. Promise.
I know sarcasm might be a tough concept for you, but these people are all gleefully making fun of your ignorance. Promise.
I LOL’d. And thus joined in the mockery.
The only references I can find to all-caps having something to do with a contract’s validity also contained links to pages telling me that fringe on a flag is evil (who knew) and that knighthood is also evil because you swear an oath to your sovereign (which is kinda the point…). Somehow, I’m gonna have to go with the people who actually know and practice law.
@rachel- i posted it on facebook, got two responses:
Suri- super conservative business law student, but really feminist and aggressively pro-choice said “What the hell are you talking about? Please tell me that you don’t believe this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFXdCH–Gjo&feature=player_embedded”
Paul- weird internet ip theory dude said “BUT THUR GAWNNA TAKE MUH GOOOOOOOOLD!”
Lars- not a lawyer but hella funny, wrote ” I wish they were just a bit more coy about it. Like, hey LARS, how’ve you been? How’s your mom and ’em? Remember all that money?”
So the equation is:
1,000,000 x Goebbels = 1 lie
What’s a Goebbels? Is it like a variable (x)? Is it some number I’m not familiar with (possibly related to the googol)? Please tell me.
fringe on a flag is evil
admiralty court conspiracies! thats like my favorite sovereign citizen theory
admiralty court conspiracies! thats like my favorite sovereign citizen theory
I read the whole thing and am still confused. Perhaps I need a Paranoid Nutbar to English translator?
the basic idea is that only a ship is supposed to put gold fringe on a flag (not true) so if you see gold fringe on the flag in a courtroom that means its an admiralty court and only maritime law applies. once you step into the dock your ‘boarding’ the judges ship and he can pretty much do what he wants to you.
P-A:N (c) is a huge fan of this theory.
Sharculese: That… still makes no sense. But my knowledge of the law is pretty basic, so…
Aren’t the Sovereign Citizens the ones who think that punctuating your name makes you somehow immune to actual laws?
Check what I found for sale to just anybody!
http://www.americanflags.com/2x3nyframfl.html
…Does this mean I can make my bedroom into an Admiralty Court?
yeah… it doesnt actually um… make sense… mostly because none of it true…
Sharculese: Glad I’m not the only one, then!
@kathleenB- its a whole host of related theories that differ from country to country. its mostly an anglophone thing because a huge component is that governments have abandoned the common law basis of anglo jurisprudence. in the us it mostly revolves around the 14th amendment illegitimately expanding the scope of federal power and turning citizens into ’employees’ of the federal government.
symbolism is really important to these people, so they think if you spell your name a different way,you lose your connection with the ‘corporate strawman’ the government uses to own you. thats also where the all caps thing comes in, the all caps name represents your corporate straw man name and if you reject it than youre rejecting government ownership of you.