Well, Man Boobz Super Fun Time Video Party is back, and you may notice a few changes. First, the bad news: Tiny Bunny and Small Dog are on hiatus. The Good News: I’ve moved on from Xtranormal to a real animation program, Muvizu, and am now using actual human beings for the voices.
This episode takes us to scenic Los Angeles to meet a fellow calling himself John, who offers some reflections on North American white women. He’s not fond of them. Apparently he’s much more fond of African and Latin American women. It’s not clear if any women of any race are fond of him and, if so, why on earth that would be. I found John’s little monologue on the blog Boycott American Women.
Playing the of John from Los Angeles, or at least his voice, is Jack Rose. Big, big thanks to Jack for an excellent job, and on very short notice.
Here’s the somewhat edited version of John’s monologue I used in the video:
Many of the stupidest women i have ever met were white females from North America. Truth is, white north american females are really like the old Ford clunkers our grand-parents used to buy: they are unreliable, expensive, rather grotesque, and dangerously unpredictable.
White women are truly pigs. Can we expedite the caliphate so that they get the come-uppance they richly deserve? …
Ask any man who was stupid enough to marry one of these pigs and you’ll see exactly where I’m coming from. they have emotional problems, are deviants, amoral and just flat-out nasty; plus, they really are overweight, smelly and ill-mannered.
Only losers marry white females. The tragedy for american women is that they’ve bitched their way right out of the marketplace. Men want something better and the rest of the world offers that. bye, bye, whiney-vagineys; the jig is up and men are looking elsewhere.
More Man Boobz videos are on the way.
“I’ve already told you I didn’t get the higher paying, no risk job at pepsico because a wasn’t a woman.”
Sure.
if owlslave were a woman he wouldnt have to work 68-hour days for negative dollars inside the reactor of a sunken nuclear submarine
why are they still working on the sub even though it already sank? because feminism
David – You know men only commit more crimes because women drive them to it! They need to steal that money to buy her diamonds so she’ll open her legs for them! So really, ultimately, women are paying for their own crimes. AMIRITE?
Slavey, are you talking about women or WOMEN? Because there’s a difference.
More tantalizing tidbits in the “what does NWO do?” question.
He installs milking equipment at dairies. It’s a job that involves long periods of sitting around at home waiting for a call, interrupted by flights across the country for a couple of days of hard labor. This is how he’s able to claim that he works for hours and hours on end, certainly longer than any mere WOMAN has ever worked, yet he’s also able to spend entire days on the Internet getting banned from various websites.
It’s a living, I guess.
And here I thought the birthplace of modern feminism was Seneca Falls, NY. Silly me.
AntZ, you know that something like 90% of crimes are committed by men. If you add together all the costs of crime — police, courts, prisons, medical bills of victims, property damage, etc — I suppose you could say that women are paying for the criminal actions of men. Should men be forced to pay 90% of the costs of crime?
I say we keep it simple and focus on just dividing Medicare/Medicaid, welfare, and Social Security equally, as Anthony so reasonably suggests. For example, white people get more welfare money than minorities, so we should have to pay a special white-people tax. Disabled people certainly use Medicaid more than non-disabled people, so being disabled should carry a fine. Come to think of it, parents who give birth to disabled children should be fined, too. I mean, what were they thinking? Poor people use all these services more than rich people, so I propose an across-the-board poorness tax.
And dammit, who gets more Social Security money than old people? That is so unfair! Tax the old!
And here I thought the birthplace of modern feminism was Seneca Falls, NY. Silly me.
Don’t let stupid little things like facts get in the way of your thought process!
Indeed, Kathleen, I wouldn’t want impair my ability to extrapolate.
@KathleenB
“NWO: So, when are you scheduled for basic training? How many bullets are you willing to take for your country? The record among people I know is 15 – all in one leg, taken while pulling wounded out of a burning building and covering them until they could be evacuated. The guy who did this got one of the highest possible medals and a standing offer of any help he needs from Cheney. He also killed an al Quaeda leader – someone on the card deck, don’t know who, and is currently on a hit list circulated through extremist groups. And no, I won’t give any more info that that – for his safety and for my nephew’s. He has permanent nerve damage, bad enough that the pain meds he takes could knock out a charging rhino, and his doctors are still debating whether the damage is bad enough that they should amputate – the only thing holding them back is that even if they take the leg, the pain might not stop. This man sacrificed his mobility and peace of mind for people he doesn’t know. You?”
I figure I’ll just use KathleenB’s comment to answer all of you since her sentiment encompasses most of your comments. Let me start by saying I’m not willing to take any bullets for “my” country for several reasons.
First off, being a straight white man my country despises me, which isn’t exactly the greatest inducement to risk my safety.
Second, I do believe our standing forces are for protection of this country from threats both foreign and domestic. While many of you might consider Libya, Afganistan and other countries where our forces are deployed an imminent threat, I, on the other hand, think for myself and can see no foreign threat what-so-ever. The only threat I see is from within.
Third, just turn on any news outlet of your choice and they all follow the same pattern. They’ll be some pretty woman on the station doing an audio interview with a girl/woman from Afganistan or more than likely Libya, since that’s the current front with Oceanna. The woman will ask the Libiyan girl her feelings on how much headway the rebels are making, and how she feels about the future, and how she feels about her liberation. And they’ll talk back and forth and really “share” how they feel about the situation.
Of course what they neglect to tell you is these excited women are cheering men to their deaths on every side. The women over here cheer for men to kill and die to liberate the women over there. The women loyal to the present Libiyan government cheer for their men to kill and die to maintain the system they prefer. The women loyal to the rebels cheer for their men to kill and die to change to a system they want. In three different camps women are cheering for men to kill and die for whatever system they prefer, to kill and die for them.
Fourth, the threat from the evil Al Queada terrorists while frightening seems to be thoroughly contained by our diligent Government with their Homeland security forces. While often travelling thru airports I’m ever so grateful for the massive security measures, since those xray machines they use while looking at your belongings with the highly trained forces can easily distinguish an explosive from a computer powerpack. I mean you could use a beagle to detect explosives about a million times more efficiently and accurately but I guess Big Daddy knows best. also, luckily those evil genius terrorists haven’t figured out what a 12 million undereducated illegal immigrants have, that you can just “walk” into this country. If they ever figure that one out they could cause some real mayhem.
Finally, to Pecunium, I know being the white knight of the manboobz crew you believe it’s your noble duty to provide an example of women being braver, stronger, smarter and faster than any man ever could possibly be, which is quite commendable. However I do find it passing strange that while making up 20% of the armed forces, women only suffer around 2% of the casualties. No doubt the “patriarchy” has something to do with it, and I’m double certain the prevailing consensus amongst the crew will find the solution to be, more feminism.
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im a white male and i still feeling like the top of the political/economic food chain. maybe youre just doing it wrong?
This is what I mean about NWO’s stunning immunity to information.
If you’re paranoid enough to think everything you hear is a lie, and simultaneously arrogant enough to assume you already know the truth about everything–you’ve successfully insulated yourself from ever learning anything again in your life.
And never mind, even though it made no sense, NWO did kinda address my questions, I just needed to have some reading comprehension. David, would you be so kind as to delete my last comment?
/me needs some sleep. and maybe some blood sugar. that would be nice…
its not a stain on your reading comprehension to have trouble understanding what the fuck owlslave is saying.
@KathleenB
I was extremely thorough in answering your question. You either refuse to accept my answer or you lack the ability to understand.
NWO: And I admitted it. Maybe you should look into the concept of recognizing that you can be wrong.
its not a stain on your reading comprehension to have trouble understanding what the fuck owlslave is saying.
Most of the time he makes no sense. This one just slipped past me, because he did actually answer my question, in a kinda nonsensical fashion.
The fact that NWO’s reasons for not serving are a whole bunch of misogynistic BS wrapped in a conspiracy theory sandwich have no bearing on the fact that I misread, of course.
@Holly Pervocracy
I’m neither paranoid nor am I arrogant.
Answer me this, have 12 million undereducated illegal immigrant “walked” into this country?
Surely you can’t be that naive, can you?
Seriously, think about it for a minute. Pretend you’re an evil mastermind terrorist from a foreign country and you’re trying to enter the US and commit henious acts of tom-foolery. How could you possibly get in? Me personally, I’d walk right on in.
Pretend you’re an evil mastermind terrorist from a foreign country and you’re trying to enter the US and commit henious acts of tom-foolery. How could you possibly get in?
And you think this hasn’t been brought up, again and a again, in the progressive blogosphere? it’s always easier to defend against what happened ten minutes ago – the challenge, which America is NOT MEETING, is to try to predict what’s going to happen ten minutes from now. And, if you’re in charge of security arrangements, doing it while knowing that if you predict wrong, not only is your ass on the line, but that innocent people will probably get hurt or killed.
*rolls eyes* Most of them flew in NWOaf.
owlslave what is a corporation i need to know
@KathleenB
Let me help you people out. I’m not the paranoid conspiracy theorist, you people are.
The US/Canada border is 3000 miles, it is the largest unprotected border in the world.
You can walk in from Mexico.
You have the Atlantic/Pacific and the Gulf you can sail in from.
The planes that are being “checked” are domestic, the flights coming back aren’t neccesaruly checked.
The only conspiracy out there is the one you’re being fed about some massive terrorist network. If there actually was a terrorist network, the scope you’ve been led to believe, there would be thousands of terrorist acts in this country every year.
I gotta be honest with ya, the three stooges would be a more effective threat than the one we’re told exists.
NWOSlave: The fact that a feminist admitted that she was wrong and asked for the comment to be deleted doesn’t fit with your world view of feminists as some evil collective, does it?
Wait, immigration? Terrorism? How the hell did we get here from there?
NWO, if you’re listening (I doubt it), I want you to answer the following question before saying stuff like that: “Where did I learn this?”
Because if you just know all the stuff you know, where did you get it from? There must be some external source you trust, or at least trusted at one point–you didn’t come up with the CAPITAL LETTERS thing on your own, for instance, I’ve seen it other places.
So there must be sources besides your own fevered mind that you consider trustworthy.
What on earth are they?