Tiny Bunny and Small Dog are trying a new look this week, or however long it’s been since the last one of these. It’s a crass attempt to appeal to space aliens.
This time the horrible misogynist quote comes from an anonymous confession on the web site Group Hug , a site devoted to anonymous confessions. In it, a Nice Guy argues that dating is all about “give and take.” Thanks to Denia for posting the link in the comments!
The full quote can be found below the video. (I did some teensy edits to it in the video.)
Mr. Anonymous 174618126 says:
You want a good guy to fall in love with you. Guys want some hot tail. That’s the game. You give and take, we give and take. It’s impossible for two people to even co-exist happily without this give and take process, let alone have a good relationship. So every time you tell me “Uh? I’m more than just a piece of ass, I’m—-” I don’t even hear the rest. I’m well aware you’re not just a piece of ass, you cunt. If I thought that, I wouldn’t talk to you and try to get your consent; I’d just take you. But to give the famous line “I’m more than just a piece of ass” is pretty much the same as saying you’re not interested in even entertaining the idea of us sleeping together. And that means you’re not worth my time or any man’s time.
I’m being fair. Women like you don’t want a man, you want a slave. Someone you can command to bark, sniff, and roll over. Something you can play fetch with. It would be the same thing if I came over to your house, forced you to give me head, and left. I don’t want to be a slave and you don’t want to be my bitch. So why is it so difficult to meet me half way?
I’m so sick of this shit. So very very sick. If you’re not interested in me then don’t fucking talk to me.
Mr. Anonymous 174618126, I feel safe in saying that no one who has read what you just wrote will ever want to talk to you.
QWERT IS GOING HIS OWN WAY!…
on the ride, he’s going to call neal boortz with individualized complaints about each and every homeless person he sees
Is this a particular fetish of yours?
So….not a Trad Catholic then, I take it. I dunno, I still see Douthat in my head every time I read his posts.
@ Sharculese
“dammit i meant knee socks”
Okay Sharculese, I’ll put on the damn socks if it’ll make you happy…
*drops his trousers and steps into a fine pair of woollen knee socks… Sharculese swoons in excitement*
to the mall, for the terry goodkind booksigning
HE LEAVES WITH HIS DIGNITY AS AN MGHOW INTAC…
…
uum
QWERT IS GOING HIS OWN WAY!…
because richard dawkins is speaking, and hes sure hell be the one who finally stumps him
*drops his trousers and steps into a fine pair of woollen knee socks… Sharculese swoons in excitement*
Sweet shit in the morning, he’s Rolling With The Punches. Do you have any new material? “I’m-not-homophobic-oh-wait-really-I-am” works about as well as your “I’m-not-sexist-oh-wait-really-I-am” schtick
which is to say, not very well
@voip- i see that too! maybe its just that im from the south, where douthat style panty-sniffing and internet libertarianism arent considered necessarily opposed concepts
QWERT IS GOING HIS OWN WAY!…
to the mall, he needed to pick up some paint
@ VoiP
And we were going so well, is it time to break out the accusations ending in “ist”? If so, I’m off!
Sweet shit in the morning, he’s Rolling With The Punches.
every second he spends trying to think up witty comebacks is time he isnt spending thinking about how much he hates women. i consider what were doing to be a public service.
maybe its just that im from the south, where douthat style panty-sniffing and internet libertarianism arent considered necessarily opposed concepts
Huh. How’s your Pompous Asshole quotient down there? For some reason I’m associating the really intolerable tools with the Northeast, but I’ll be the first to admit I know nothing about this country’s rich variety of cultures, cuisines, ways to make me wish for the heat-death of the universe
QWERT IS GOING HIS OWN WAY!…
to the bar; this is actually somewhat irresponsible, as he and his friends should have picked out a designated driver
And we were going so well, is it time to break out the accusations ending in “ist”? If so, I’m off!
QWERT IS GOING HIS OWN WAY!…
for reals this time
but yeah, now that youve brought up douthat qwert how does this story make you feel:
wait i’m confused
is this going to be multiple choice
<i.My throat was dry from too much vodka, and her breasts, spilling out of pink pajamas, threatened my ability to.
He accidentally the verb. It was for the best, really.
lol he has to let us know he went to harvard
the crimson must be upheld even here
against the death of all things
How’s your Pompous Asshole quotient down there?
weve got the lost cause. you can take pretty much any strain of pompous assholery, add in the lost cause, and it increases exponentially
weve got the lost cause. you can take pretty much any strain of pompous assholery, add in the lost cause, and it increases exponentially
i’m from new mexico. i’ll trade you a fake cowboy.
Well I’m going to have to GMOW again, this time… to bed! Must get some sleep before work tomorrow.
VoiP and Sharculese, I hope that between my moments of peaceful slumber, I’ll dream of you sweet, sweet, ladies. Even though I know not the beauty of your faces, I hope to bask in the radiant glow of your inner beauty which you have shown to me by your kind and inspiring words. Good night.
and a newager who thinks he can write poetry
Well I’m going to have to GMOW again, this time… to bed! Must get some sleep before work tomorrow.
What, do you live in Vanuatu or something? It’s four in the afternoon.
lol he has to let us know he went to harvard
the crimson must be upheld even here
against the death of all things
motherfucker wrote a whole book about how his parents paid for him to go to harvard and he didnt get anything out of the experience, mostly because he was already a fully formed pseudointellectual prig.
motherfucker wrote a whole book about how his parents paid for him to go to harvard and he didnt get anything out of the experience, mostly because he was already a fully formed pseudointellectual prig.
Buckley dropped one of his flaming thunderbolts into the James and this sprang forth from the foam, fully formed and naked in his pride, bugling his warcry against the indifferent heavens
@ Sharculese
“how does this story make you feel:”
About as aroused as I’ve ever been before in my life. 😉
QWERT IS GOING HIS OWN WAY
as far as witty retorts are concerned
actually being funny is a tool of the matriarchy
also included: a standing army, infrastructure