Tiny Bunny and Small Dog are trying a new look this week, or however long it’s been since the last one of these. It’s a crass attempt to appeal to space aliens.
This time the horrible misogynist quote comes from an anonymous confession on the web site Group Hug , a site devoted to anonymous confessions. In it, a Nice Guy argues that dating is all about “give and take.” Thanks to Denia for posting the link in the comments!
The full quote can be found below the video. (I did some teensy edits to it in the video.)
Mr. Anonymous 174618126 says:
You want a good guy to fall in love with you. Guys want some hot tail. That’s the game. You give and take, we give and take. It’s impossible for two people to even co-exist happily without this give and take process, let alone have a good relationship. So every time you tell me “Uh? I’m more than just a piece of ass, I’m—-” I don’t even hear the rest. I’m well aware you’re not just a piece of ass, you cunt. If I thought that, I wouldn’t talk to you and try to get your consent; I’d just take you. But to give the famous line “I’m more than just a piece of ass” is pretty much the same as saying you’re not interested in even entertaining the idea of us sleeping together. And that means you’re not worth my time or any man’s time.
I’m being fair. Women like you don’t want a man, you want a slave. Someone you can command to bark, sniff, and roll over. Something you can play fetch with. It would be the same thing if I came over to your house, forced you to give me head, and left. I don’t want to be a slave and you don’t want to be my bitch. So why is it so difficult to meet me half way?
I’m so sick of this shit. So very very sick. If you’re not interested in me then don’t fucking talk to me.
Mr. Anonymous 174618126, I feel safe in saying that no one who has read what you just wrote will ever want to talk to you.
Maybe VioP is Irish…
I’m glad I did VoiP. I’d rather you keep laughing at me than work yourself up into a frenzy.
I had visions of you hyperventilating and became genuinely concerned for you.
oooooomigoooood you are the biggest fucking herb on the planet. who does this kind of petulant smarm actually work on.
Ok, what’s with the fedora hate?
I look damn good in my fedora. (Though the long coat helps…)
Of course it’s the wide-brimmed 50’s style not the modern brimless pin stripped type that hipsters wear.
You don’t get trolled often, do you qwert666?
I had visions of you hyperventilating and became genuinely concerned for you.
Gently clicking away from “National Review Online,” you push your tweed cap back as you lean back in your faux-leather computer chair. It made the den–or, as you liked to call it, “Man Cave”–seem so much more sophisticated when you got it, but compared with your current worries, interior decorating is the farthest thing on your mind.
Your eyes rove over the shelves lining the walls of the Cave. You prefer “Male Cave,” it’s so much more sophisticated, but alas…the DIY Network has spread the vulgarity of the present usage so well than when you tell your compatriots how pleasant it is in your “Male Cave” they look at you funny, like you suggested something untoward to them, and you dared not press further.
You stare at the hand-cast poly-resin heads of stags on the shelves, the antiqued globe, the books on the walls that you bought by the yard from that website—maybe one day you’ll get around to reading “Ass—key—lose,” whoever that was. This Cave is the proud result of hours spent GYOW, furnished with the noble sweat of the labor of a $13.50/hour computer programmer, a reflection of your ego so perfect it was like some MGHOW scientist had rendered it in VR for your delectation. Yet your enjoyment is but ashes in your mouth.
“How,” you mutter, “is VoiP doing?”
@voip
Do you own a fedora and wear it unironically? Do you read CS Lewis (not the fantasy novels) without wanting to vomit? Chesterton? Belloc? I dunno, just a feeling I have.
dog-eared copy of bastiat cracked open on the desk while he boots up his pirated copy of photoshop to make the poster for the next debate society meeting (room 305 of the student center, bring snacks). tinny ipod speakers blaring coheed & cambria in the background. socks status: unwashed.
@ Sharculese
“who does this kind of petulant smarm actually work on.”
Well you seem to be quite interested in it, otherwise you wouldn’t be paying me so much attention, now would you?
OK, I was going with “toxic young conservative, probably Trad. Catholic, definitely Libertarian.” That dude wouldn’t be caught dead listening to Contemporary Music.
@ VoiP
“Gently clicking away from “National Review Online,” you push your tweed cap back as you lean back in your faux-leather computer chair. It made the den–or, as you liked to call it, “Man Cave”–seem so much more sophisticated when you got it, but compared with your current worries, interior decorating is the farthest thing on your mind.
Your eyes rove over the shelves lining the walls of the Cave. You prefer “Male Cave,” it’s so much more sophisticated, but alas…the DIY Network has spread the vulgarity of the present usage so well than when you tell your compatriots how pleasant it is in your “Male Cave” they look at you funny, like you suggested something untoward to them, and you dared not press further.
You stare at the hand-cast poly-resin heads of stags on the shelves, the antiqued globe, the books on the walls that you bought by the yard from that website—maybe one day you’ll get around to reading “Ass—key—lose,” whoever that was. This Cave is the proud result of hours spent GYOW, furnished with the noble sweat of the labor of a $13.50/hour computer programmer, a reflection of your ego so perfect it was like some MGHOW scientist had rendered it in VR for your delectation. Yet your enjoyment is but ashes in your mouth.”
What an imagination, bravo!
bastiat: an awesome touch. Think he’s read it, or does he just display it for the benefit of the single chick in Debate Society? (He claims he’s above such fleshly pursuits, but he dreams…oh, he dreams…)
Maybe VioP is Irish…
Half Irish, half Italian. I don’t always get drunk, but when I do, it’s always.
That dude wouldn’t be caught dead listening to Contemporary Music.
i was trying to hit that perfect combination of no taste, no shame, and pretentious tool. yeah you can always go with rush, but going with rush every time just gets boring.
and no, he hasn’t actually read bastiat, but he has edited the wikipedia article on the broken window fallacy
Gently clicking away from “National Review Online,” you push your tweed cap back as you lean back in your faux-leather computer chair. It made the den–or, as you liked to call it, “Man Cave”–seem so much more sophisticated when you got it, but compared with your current worries, interior decorating is the farthest thing on your mind.
qwert fanfiction is my new favorite fanfiction
Pompous atheist Libertarian, or conservative Catholic fretting about the Downfall of Civilization?
Ooh! Survivalist.
@ VoiP and Sharculese
Do you believe that you are describing me? Or are you confessing to me what you desire in a man? You have both offered some very vivid descriptions of who you imagine me to be, I wouldn’t have thought you both the type to be drawn to romantic fiction.
OMG we got to him
Do you believe that you are describing me?
You may want to take a long hard look at your writing style
and then your life choices
Or are you confessing to me what you desire in a man? You have both offered some very vivid descriptions of who you imagine me to be, I wouldn’t have thought you both the type to be drawn to romantic fiction.
Dude, I’m a bi woman. LOL YOU LIEK GUISE is, um, factually accurate? WICKED BURN
@ VoiP
“You may want to take a long hard look at your writing style
and then your life choices”
I’ll take that on board VoiP. If only I was as well written, smart and funny as you are. A man can dream, I suppose.
clearly youve never met the pompous catholic libertarian. hell wax eloquent (only true for very low value of eloquence) about the need to get government out of the business of running the country and then pivot to hand-wringing about how of course theres still a moral order to society that must be enforced at all costs
Do you believe that you are describing me? Or are you confessing to me what you desire in a man? You have both offered some very vivid descriptions of who you imagine me to be, I wouldn’t have thought you both the type to be drawn to romantic fiction.
qwert do you wear ankle socks with sandals
@ Sharculese
Sorry Sharculese, I have not the faintest idea what, or whom, you are referring to.
@ Sharculese
“do you wear ankle socks with sandals”
Is this a particular fetish of yours?
dammit i meant knee socks
fucking body parts with their different names and their complicated socks
QWERT IS GOING HIS OWN WAY…
to the mall, for the terry goodkind booksigning
QWERT IS GOING HIS OWN WAY!…
to the protomen concert