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Barbershop handjobs and women as chattel: Some Spearhead Gems

Actual barbershop in Poland

You’ve got to give the Spearhead men credit for one thing: vivid imagination. Browsing through the comments on a recent W.F. Price post on marriage in Asia, I ran across a whole host of little gems, all of them eagerly upvoted by the assembled mob.

Gem #1: Uncle Elmer, a forward-thinking sort, fantasized about the impending arrival of

Asian style whoring here in the U.S., which is inevitable anyway as the world “flattens out” and we become more third-world as China becomes more first-world.

In the not too distant future when a fella goes to the “barber shop” he will be greeted by Heather, Madison, and Chloe, who will be eager to attend his needs in support of paying off their student loans.

Did he think that Idiocracy was a documentary?

A fellow named Will chimed in to ditto Elmer’s contribution, and to offer a most unusual conspiracy theory:

You’re right Elmer, every female student is a potential prostitute in the making, once the economy takes a nosedive and they can’t pay their loans.

Makes you wonder if the primarily Female university attendees aren’t intentionally being sold a “bill of goods” regarding the value of their university “education”.

So young women are being convinced to go to college, even though college education for women is useless (because, you know, they’re women), so that in a bad economy they’ll all start giving handjobs in barber shops to pay off their student loans?

Who exactly is doing this convincing? The American Association of University Women? The Illuminati? Uncle Elmer?

Gem #2: The always charming Oddsock, meanwhile, offered a skeptical take on the value of women’s conversational skills:

Lets be blunt here for a mo. How many men do you think would even bother talking to todays women if she did not have tits and a pussy ? How many women do you know that you could spend many hours or days with engaged in interesting conversation or leisure persuits?

Spearheaders, sparkling converstationalists all.  A regular Algonquin Round Table, with the part of Dorothy Parker played by some random internet misogynist who can’t spell the word “pursuits.”

Gem #3: Peter-Andrew: Nolan(c), offers up some reflections on his life as an Australian expat alpha dog in Germany. And some thoughts about, um, agriculture?

Because I am alpha with a great track record of being a “father and husband” and I have the ability to earn money I have women lining up to have a chance of marrying me. It is good to be at the top of the tree for a change. Shame the tree is about to fall but I am ok with that too. Those below me will cushion my fall.

As my new business venture fleshes out over the next few years I see the following happening. Men will band together to corner the income generation for many areas and they will insist on the “women as chattel property” marriage contract if any marriage at all…..men will exert their dominance in all things that are useful and productive in a competitive environment where they operate outside “guvment control” and the assets they corner will provide women galore.

I am with Angry Harry on this one “men farm cattle and sheep, why not women?” Women have always been “attracted” to the one they think will pay for them. Since we were living in caves. Women are no different today than they were 10,000 years ago. It’s just that we had a highly dystorionate PR system telling us “sugar and spice and everything nice” for a few generations.

And no, “dystorionate” is not a real word, at least in any language I or anyone else on planet Earth is familiar with. Google it, and see.

 

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Bagelsan
Bagelsan
13 years ago

VoiP, I’m imagining a similar dialogue between Things Are Bad and all women ever… he fails to comprehend a word and so naturally assumes they are in love with him (and stupid.) 😀

Kendra, the bionic mommy
Kendra, the bionic mommy
13 years ago

Wow, Voip, it was well worth the time for me to find an online translator to figure out what you wrote. I could only imagine what the German customs officials thought when PAN told them about his divorce, his website, the sovereign citizen movement, and then his world passport. There is a saying that if you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. That is something that PAN has truly mastered.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
13 years ago

Like this other day a woman was all over herself trying to serve me food and smiling… She was totally into me!

Then she got all uppity and bitchy when I left exact change on the table!

She was a boring conversationalist, though; she spent the entire time trying to talk about food. Like, hello, talk about something else ya dumb fatty!

hellkell
hellkell
13 years ago

Things are bad probably thinks women don’t have anything meaningful to say because he won’t let them get a word in edgewise. I’ve gone out with some guys like that, and the monologists got dumped with a quickness.

VoiP
VoiP
13 years ago

I could only imagine what the German customs officials thought when PAN told them about his divorce, his website, the sovereign citizen movement, and then his world passport.

I know. I would have payed to be in on that conversation.

mjfgates
mjfgates
13 years ago

All these comments, and nobody has noticed this obvious problem with the notion of a barbershop handjob: Hair bits. Everywhere. ITCHY. Have we no mucous membranes? Have we not nerves, sensitive skin, orifices? If you rub fibrous spiky things on us, do we not make hideous-but-possibly-comical yowling noises?…

If MRA’s want that, they’re welcome to it.

Sharculese
13 years ago

A summary of his most offensive/psychopathic posts can be found at peternolanpsychopath.blogspot.com which he claims (of course) is run by the illuminati or ASIO (the Australian version of the CIA)

do you have anything that focuses more on his legal escapades? his marked up transcript of his divorce trial is one of the funniest things ive ever read.

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

The anti-PAN people (person?) kind of creep me out, to be honest. Not that the guy isn’t a terrible and scary person, but something in the tone of the blog and the “Peternolan Peedo” stuff on Facebook strikes me as… not so awesome. I’m not sure harassing a harasser is necessarily a justified action.

Sharculese
13 years ago

ya, im reading the blog right now and some of the shit they do like posting the names and e-mail addresses of his crazy friends is definitely over the line

Sharculese
13 years ago

jesus fuck they posted his cell number and his bank account that is pretty messed up

Hershele Ostropoler
13 years ago

It’s weird and creepy to create a blog all about how horrible a specific person is.

That this has happened to someone I went to HS with has nothing to do with my feeling that way.

Rutee Katreya
13 years ago

How would harrassing a harrasser *EVER* be justified, exactly?

Holly Pervocracy
13 years ago

Rutee – Really it wouldn’t. I was hesitant in my wording because I hadn’t yet seen the stuff with the phone numbers and the bank accounts. That’s just completely wrong; I don’t care how fucked up the guy is, that kind of shit is crossing the line.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
13 years ago

I’ve read through the a lot of the blog and…

I’m with everyone’s objections. In spirit. But apparently they do this because he is notorious for posting similar information about other people. And while, yes, an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, it seems that posting his information is the only effective deterrent to keep him from posting others.

Still, it all squicks me out and I find the whole thing disturbing. Wrestling with pigs and all.

KathleenB
KathleenB
13 years ago

I started on the blog, but… damn. That squicks me out, big time. As odious as this guy seems to be, he has as much right to privacy as anyone.

KathleenB
KathleenB
13 years ago

And shit like that just gives him ammunition: He can point to it and say, “See, I told you they’re after me!” It seems to both validate his worldview and give that worldview more power with people who might be on the edge about what he says. Because, hey, if people hate him enough to go to all that effort just to make him look bad, maybe he’s on to something…

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
13 years ago

“All these comments, and nobody has noticed this obvious problem with the notion of a barbershop handjob: Hair bits. Everywhere. ITCHY. Have we no mucous membranes? Have we not nerves, sensitive skin, orifices? If you rub fibrous spiky things on us, do we not make hideous-but-possibly-comical yowling noises?…”

Hell, I’m surprised that anyone would let an unlicensed, inexperienced, impoverished college student cut their hair, hand job or no. Have these men no pride?

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
13 years ago

Hell, I’m surprised that anyone would let an unlicensed, inexperienced, impoverished college student cut their hair, hand job or no. Have these men no pride?

I’m still not clear on why a guy who has every reason to believe a certain young woman resented him — “lol bitch, you’re poor!” — would put hair or dick in her hands. Or in her teeth. Seriously.

(*Chomp.* “Bet you wish I’d been able to afford my M.D. now, asshole!”)

qwert666
qwert666
13 years ago

Just though I’d say: If the hairdressers round my way looked and dressed like the lady in the photo above, then I’d consider paying to get my hair cut, rather than doing it myself!

Trollin'MRAs
Trollin'MRAs
13 years ago

I’d be uncomfortable patronizing any establishment predicted by Idiocracy. Especially Buttfuckers.

Nop
Nop
4 years ago

How many women do you know that you could spend many hours or days with engaged in interesting conversation or leisure persuits?

Uh. Quite a few, actually. There’s a reason why most most of my IRL friends are women. MRAs might be the most boring people in the world.

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