MGTOWers have such a way with words. Here’s MrLahey on MGTOWforums explaining his movement in a nutshell:
[W]e’re voting with our feet, and the best way to say no to the cunted circus is to stop feeding it with your participation.
They’ll only notice you when they’re short your money.
“Cunted circus.” Lovely. I will be working it into as many conversations as I dare. Assuming I can figure out how to use it in a sentence. Can you?
(I’m taking off the “cunt” filter for the occasion.)
steph wins the thread
When my godson was three, he enjoyed latching on to any kind of swear word he overheard and shouting it at the top of his lungs. You really don’t know joy until you’ve had to listen to a toddler run around the house screaming “Holy shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!” for hours on end. He’d pretty much stopped by the time he turned four. He grew up. Something MRAL should look into.
And what is the deal with cunted circus peanuts? They’re orange but they taste like fish! It doesn’t make any damn sense.
(Yes, yes, I know. I was really, uh, fishing for a flavor.)
(Ragged man struggles to free himself from giant female genitalia)
It’s…
Monty Python’s Flying Cunted Circus!
(Just imagine the animation Terry Gilliam would have done!)
Bread and cunts wouldn’t be a good idea, someone might get a yeast infection.
BA DA BISH xD
Since CaptainBathrobe beat me to the Monty Python joke I’m just going to sit here quietly. Does anyone have an ibuprofen? Cunt Dracula’s come to visit and I have cramps.
Claire, I’m imagining flying vaginas that are then squashed by a huge labia or something.
Wouldn’t it be desperate little flying penises being crushed by giant (and very hairy, obvs.) mons?
I prefer being a little more cultured. “Cunt-ry matters” is where it’s at. Hamlet reference for the win!
Oh yeah, MRAL, you still think the reason women don’t like you is because you’re short? Trust me, it’s not.
Hey, will there be an alpha cock carousel to ride at this cunted circus?
Sooooooooooo, has anyone called band name yet?
Cirque Douche Soleil?—Nah, that’s probably a better description of MGTOW.
Oh I get it cunted circus because instead of twenty clowns coming out of a car…….
“Sooooooooooo, has anyone called band name yet?”
I’m in the process of trademarking Cunted Circus.
All I need are some Punk Girls and they’ll roll with it, while I get royalties from the name! That’s right, MGTOW owes me…$5,000.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Siegfried and Roy are not amused.
I’m trying desperately to come up with a joke about white tigers…pussies…hold on…it’ll come…
Wait
it’ll come…
Wait
You need to work in some whips and chairs.
Punk CLOWNS. Oh snap. We just went through the looking glass, people.
When one of our children was learning to talk one of her first sentences was “get the fuck out of here”. After we taught her the proper way to say this was “get that duck out of there” it was no longer an issue.
Someone was not parenting this dude when he was two.
Ya know, I know I just had a baby, but honestly, it’s not that big.
OK, even I am disgusted I just made that joke.
Was?
“Punk CLOWNS. Oh snap. We just went through the looking glass, people.”
…That’s so crazy it just might me make $MONEY$!
This is a little off-topic, but for everyone who followed the MRA defenses of Anders Breivik, here’s the normal-human-being reaction to discovering that one has been quoted by a mass murderer: http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/08/plagiarized_by_a_murderer_when.html
I keep hearing it as a line from “America the Beautiful.” “Oh cunted circus labial, with sideshows in the taint …”
“You bitches won’t have sex with me! I’ll show you! I refuse to have sex with YOU!” Bwahahahahaha.