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I think we have a new [NSFW] catchphrase!

A You-know-whatted Circus in action.

MGTOWers have such a way with words. Here’s MrLahey on MGTOWforums explaining his movement in a nutshell:

[W]e’re voting with our feet, and the best way to say no to the cunted circus is to stop feeding it with your participation.

They’ll only notice you when they’re short your money.

“Cunted circus.” Lovely. I will be working it into as many conversations as I dare. Assuming I can figure out how to use it in a sentence. Can you?

(I’m taking off the “cunt” filter for the occasion.)

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Holly Pervocracy
10 years ago

Somehow the verbing reminds me of The Exorcist:

“Do you know what she did, your cunting daughter?”

PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth

The cunted circus is okay…except for all the sawdust all over the place.

darksidecat
10 years ago

As usual MGTOW vastly overestimate their own importance to the world.

Sharculese
10 years ago

is the cunted circus headed by the NuvaRingleader?

Snowy
Snowy
10 years ago

I’m going to run away and join the cunted circus!

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
10 years ago

cunt

Magical Laura (@_magical_laura)

It’s the greatest show on Earth!

Magical Laura (@_magical_laura)

Oh MRAL, you so cool and witty. Why don’t you get all the hot chicks?!

BlackBloc
BlackBloc
10 years ago

This whole MGTOW thing is sort of like a flounce. You just wish they’d actually do it, because the only result would probably be that my women friends would suddenly have a bit of a reduction in their annoyance levels when they go out in bars due to a reduction in unwanted advances.

filetofswedishfish
10 years ago

Cirque de la Chatte? (I don’t speak French) Zirkus der Fotze?

At any rate! I want to be a cunted trapeze artist! Or a cunted lion tamer!

Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant
10 years ago

cunt cunt cunt

comrade svilova
comrade svilova
10 years ago

Dude, seriously.

Johnny Pez
10 years ago

I was going to suggest “three NuvaRing cunted circus” but Sharculese beat me to it. So I’m going to go with Piccadilly Cunted Circus. (And shame on you, Magical Laura, for not getting it first.)

Johnny Pez
10 years ago

MRAL, tell me again about your vast IQ. I forget.

amandajane5
10 years ago

MRAL sounds like my 4-year-old nephew talking about poop.

Aunt AJ doesn’t care if he says the word (his mom does just because she doesn’t want him going on about it at school) so he gets all gleeful and POOPY POOPY POOPY!!!!!!!

Steph
10 years ago

My favorite Cunted Circus strips were always the ones where Daddy went his own way and left Billy to fill in for him.

Pecunium
10 years ago

I’m waiting for discunt night at the local watering hole.

Pecunium
10 years ago

I suspect the C-Circus, is where one finds the various cock-carousels

amandajane5
10 years ago

Come one, come all to the Triple C Circus: Cunts, Cocks, and Carousels! This fun is definitely not something to keep in the family!

Johnny Pez
10 years ago

And I guess a dominatrix would be the Big Top.

Kendra, the bionic mommy
Kendra, the bionic mommy
10 years ago

Oh no, I just realized that I haven’t gotten Mr. Lahey’s money lately. It is expensive to set up any circus, let alone a c-word one. Sorry, I can’t even bring myself to type out the word.

Anyway, I read some more of the comments in their thread, and they were just as bizarre. Jack’s agent of chaos describes a fantasy where the men of the world invent flying cars, and the women can’t take of themselves. In desperation, the women come crawling back to the men offering blow jobs and anal sex just to make peace. Then the MGTOW turn down the temptresses’ offers and live happily ever after. The poor women are left with regular cars that can’t fly.

Ami Angelwings
10 years ago

I hope these guys aren’t just all talk and are actually ignoring women and engaging w/ women if they hate us so much :3

Ami Angelwings
10 years ago

Cunts and circuses xD

Or would that be bread and cunts? o:

Pecunium
10 years ago

I think the MGTOW sorts think that if you have enough bread, you get all the cunts you can handle.

Sharculese
10 years ago

steph wins the thread

KathleenB
KathleenB
10 years ago

When my godson was three, he enjoyed latching on to any kind of swear word he overheard and shouting it at the top of his lungs. You really don’t know joy until you’ve had to listen to a toddler run around the house screaming “Holy shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!” for hours on end. He’d pretty much stopped by the time he turned four. He grew up. Something MRAL should look into.

chocominties
chocominties
10 years ago

And what is the deal with cunted circus peanuts? They’re orange but they taste like fish! It doesn’t make any damn sense.

(Yes, yes, I know. I was really, uh, fishing for a flavor.)

Captain Bathrobe
Captain Bathrobe
10 years ago

(Ragged man struggles to free himself from giant female genitalia)

It’s…

Monty Python’s Flying Cunted Circus!

(Just imagine the animation Terry Gilliam would have done!)

Dire Sloth
Dire Sloth
10 years ago

Bread and cunts wouldn’t be a good idea, someone might get a yeast infection.

Ami Angelwings
10 years ago

BA DA BISH xD

clairedammit
clairedammit
10 years ago

Since CaptainBathrobe beat me to the Monty Python joke I’m just going to sit here quietly. Does anyone have an ibuprofen? Cunt Dracula’s come to visit and I have cramps.

Captain Bathrobe
Captain Bathrobe
10 years ago

Claire, I’m imagining flying vaginas that are then squashed by a huge labia or something.

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
10 years ago

Wouldn’t it be desperate little flying penises being crushed by giant (and very hairy, obvs.) mons?

spearhafoc
spearhafoc
10 years ago

I prefer being a little more cultured. “Cunt-ry matters” is where it’s at. Hamlet reference for the win!

Oh yeah, MRAL, you still think the reason women don’t like you is because you’re short? Trust me, it’s not.

clairedammit
clairedammit
10 years ago

Hey, will there be an alpha cock carousel to ride at this cunted circus?

vacuumslayer
10 years ago

Sooooooooooo, has anyone called band name yet?

xtra
10 years ago

Cirque Douche Soleil?—Nah, that’s probably a better description of MGTOW.

Oh I get it cunted circus because instead of twenty clowns coming out of a car…….

redlocker
10 years ago

“Sooooooooooo, has anyone called band name yet?”

I’m in the process of trademarking Cunted Circus.

All I need are some Punk Girls and they’ll roll with it, while I get royalties from the name! That’s right, MGTOW owes me…$5,000.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

nedbeaumontjr
10 years ago

Siegfried and Roy are not amused.

vacuumslayer
10 years ago

Siegfried and Roy are not amused.

I’m trying desperately to come up with a joke about white tigers…pussies…hold on…it’ll come…

Wait

nedbeaumontjr
10 years ago

it’ll come…

Wait

You need to work in some whips and chairs.

vacuumslayer
10 years ago

I’m in the process of trademarking Cunted Circus.

All I need are some Punk Girls and they’ll roll with it, while I get royalties from the name!

Punk CLOWNS. Oh snap. We just went through the looking glass, people.

Kave
Kave
10 years ago

When one of our children was learning to talk one of her first sentences was “get the fuck out of here”. After we taught her the proper way to say this was “get that duck out of there” it was no longer an issue.

Someone was not parenting this dude when he was two.

vacuumslayer
10 years ago

You need to work in some whips and chairs.

Ya know, I know I just had a baby, but honestly, it’s not that big.

OK, even I am disgusted I just made that joke.

vacuumslayer
10 years ago

Someone was not parenting this dude when he was two.

Was?

redlocker
10 years ago

“Punk CLOWNS. Oh snap. We just went through the looking glass, people.”

…That’s so crazy it just might me make $MONEY$!

shaenon
10 years ago

This is a little off-topic, but for everyone who followed the MRA defenses of Anders Breivik, here’s the normal-human-being reaction to discovering that one has been quoted by a mass murderer: http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/08/plagiarized_by_a_murderer_when.html

MizDarwin
MizDarwin
10 years ago

I keep hearing it as a line from “America the Beautiful.” “Oh cunted circus labial, with sideshows in the taint …”

Andrea Vaughn
10 years ago

“You bitches won’t have sex with me! I’ll show you! I refuse to have sex with YOU!” Bwahahahahaha.

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