MGTOWers have such a way with words. Here’s MrLahey on MGTOWforums explaining his movement in a nutshell:
[W]e’re voting with our feet, and the best way to say no to the cunted circus is to stop feeding it with your participation.
They’ll only notice you when they’re short your money.
“Cunted circus.” Lovely. I will be working it into as many conversations as I dare. Assuming I can figure out how to use it in a sentence. Can you?
(I’m taking off the “cunt” filter for the occasion.)
Somehow the verbing reminds me of The Exorcist:
“Do you know what she did, your cunting daughter?”
The cunted circus is okay…except for all the sawdust all over the place.
As usual MGTOW vastly overestimate their own importance to the world.
is the cunted circus headed by the NuvaRingleader?
I’m going to run away and join the cunted circus!
cunt
It’s the greatest show on Earth!
Oh MRAL, you so cool and witty. Why don’t you get all the hot chicks?!
This whole MGTOW thing is sort of like a flounce. You just wish they’d actually do it, because the only result would probably be that my women friends would suddenly have a bit of a reduction in their annoyance levels when they go out in bars due to a reduction in unwanted advances.
Cirque de la Chatte? (I don’t speak French) Zirkus der Fotze?
At any rate! I want to be a cunted trapeze artist! Or a cunted lion tamer!
cunt cunt cunt
Dude, seriously.
I was going to suggest “three NuvaRing cunted circus” but Sharculese beat me to it. So I’m going to go with Piccadilly Cunted Circus. (And shame on you, Magical Laura, for not getting it first.)
MRAL, tell me again about your vast IQ. I forget.
MRAL sounds like my 4-year-old nephew talking about poop.
Aunt AJ doesn’t care if he says the word (his mom does just because she doesn’t want him going on about it at school) so he gets all gleeful and POOPY POOPY POOPY!!!!!!!
My favorite Cunted Circus strips were always the ones where Daddy went his own way and left Billy to fill in for him.
I’m waiting for discunt night at the local watering hole.
I suspect the C-Circus, is where one finds the various cock-carousels
Come one, come all to the Triple C Circus: Cunts, Cocks, and Carousels! This fun is definitely not something to keep in the family!
And I guess a dominatrix would be the Big Top.
Hmm. A variation: “Let the cunted rumpus begin!”
Oh no, I just realized that I haven’t gotten Mr. Lahey’s money lately. It is expensive to set up any circus, let alone a c-word one. Sorry, I can’t even bring myself to type out the word.
Anyway, I read some more of the comments in their thread, and they were just as bizarre. Jack’s agent of chaos describes a fantasy where the men of the world invent flying cars, and the women can’t take of themselves. In desperation, the women come crawling back to the men offering blow jobs and anal sex just to make peace. Then the MGTOW turn down the temptresses’ offers and live happily ever after. The poor women are left with regular cars that can’t fly.
I hope these guys aren’t just all talk and are actually ignoring women and engaging w/ women if they hate us so much :3
Cunts and circuses xD
Or would that be bread and cunts? o:
I think the MGTOW sorts think that if you have enough bread, you get all the cunts you can handle.