It’s time once again for another episode of Man Boobz Super Fun Party Time Video. Today, the tiny bunny and small dog present a little something taken from the blog Traditionalist Christianity. It’s taken from a discussion of how hard it is to find a good woman in this world, since all women are whores. (I’m paraphrasing.) You will find the full quote below.
The whole thing is just an excuse for a masturbation joke. (Or is it a joke?)
Also, I’m aware of the typo in the video. It would cost a couple of bucks to re-edit and fix this. I would rather have that money for myself.
The quote (from here):
There aren’t enough quality women to go around, even outside of this country.
When I was seeking a wife, I’d already decided that if I didn’t find a decent woman, I’d just live a celibate life, and put it in God’s hand.
Sometimes this shit just writes itself.
Show me on this animated character where God’s hand touched you.
lol vacuumslayer!
Please please please please keep doing these.
I’m so incredibly proud that you made this into a cartoon, David!
I looked at the site the quote comes from… racists and wingnuts and misogyny, oh my!
I love these so much.
Also the typo makes it funnier, to me.
“Ahem. Woof.”
Yo! David. Could you please make your masthead a hyperlink to your home page. It really is what civilized people do.
Thanx in advance. If you need help learning how, please just drop a line.
nice job as straight bunny, vs.
Magdelyn I’m pretty sure that’s what the HOME button is there for.
So…in that picture on the site, are feminists the one getting spanked with the hairbrush? I can’t tell if she’s screaming in pain or pleasure. I would still switch places with her anyway.
I liked the rimshot part xD
And after the spanking…the oral sex!
Maybe you could do an equally funny skit about Judaism and Islam.
NWO, if you can find an equally funny Jewish site, please point it out. My relatives would probably get a huge kick out of it.
Nymeria, can I just say your handle rocks? You need a cool wolf avatar to go with, though.
There is at least one equally amusing Muslim website: http://www.queen-of-swords.net/Nutwatches/WomenIslam.htm (link goes to someone making fun of it).
Obviously the Christian quoted in the video is, you know, Christian.
But I didn’t specify which God the small dog was praying to. It was in fact Baal.
And besides, the behavior of God in the video was perfectly fine. It was the humans and one of the tiny animals who were acting badly.
@ozymandias42
I’ve personally seen your scathing mockery of Christianity. Ahh the rapeir sharp wit sliced and diced like a brand new ginsu. C’mon sweetie, show me some of that equality. I personally wanna hear you rip the Jewish and Islamic faiths a new one. Hell, on your own blog you practically toss Christians to the lions. How about a little Jew and Muslim bashing to round things out.
The whole thing is just an excuse for a masturbation joke. (Or is it a joke?)
Probably not a joke. Self-awareness (to say nothing of humor) with regards to sexual matters isn’t really a strength of the American Christian.
To wit, I recall a particularly surreal exchange on the 700 Club, overheard while visiting my mom:
Caller: *sobbing* I think God is touching me!
Host: Feels gooood, doesn’t it?
Seriously.
I respect people who believe that Jesus died to absolve the sins of humanity. (And I’m actually a bit irked by people who get harsh on that belief–NWO actually has a point in that American atheists tend to be a bit more strongly anti-Christian and a bit less willing to go after other religions, although probably not for the reasons he imagines.)
I don’t respect people who somehow extrapolate that belief into “also, I’m gonna be a jerk to a bunch of people for no reason.”
NWOslave, I’m happy to bash any religion, as they’re all pretty equally ridiculous. (Out of respect for any of feminists of faith here, I suppose I have to add “IMO,” here, but I’m sore about it.)
These folks would be shocked to learn they’re easier on Islam and Judaism than they are on Christianity. 😀
Man, it sucks to be a feminist and atheist. We double can’t win. Heh.
BTW, am I the only person here who totally gets an S&M vibe from NWOslave’s avatar?
PS–Do people still say “S&M” anymore?
It’s “BDSM” for the cool kids.
People say “SM” sometimes for sadomasochism, but “S&M” is kind of squaresville, I think.