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Man Boobz Super Fun Time Video Party 3: In God’s Hand

It’s time once again for another episode of Man Boobz Super Fun Party Time Video. Today, the tiny bunny and small dog present a little something taken from the blog Traditionalist Christianity. It’s taken from a discussion of how hard it is to find a good woman in this world, since all women are whores. (I’m paraphrasing.) You will find the full quote below.

The whole thing is just an excuse for a masturbation joke. (Or is it a joke?)

Also, I’m aware of the typo in the video. It would cost a couple of bucks to re-edit and fix this. I would rather have that money for myself.

The quote (from here):

There aren’t enough quality women to go around, even outside of this country.

When I was seeking a wife, I’d already decided that if I didn’t find a decent woman, I’d just live a celibate life, and put it in God’s hand.

Sometimes this shit just writes itself.

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magdelyn
9 years ago

The real cool kids, like those of us who were into it, call it D/s.

Ami Angelwings
9 years ago

Coooool o:

Ty David! 😀

Kave
Kave
9 years ago

NWO

I’m an atheist, small “a”. If there is a santa in the sky judging people I wouldn’t respect it unless we were judged on deeds, not form of worship.

I do however believe in the universal religious principle of not being a shithead to everyone you meet. Something that seems lost in many people who claim to be religious.

Are you actually a Christian? If you were then you would believe that someone was looking down on you right now.

I’ve read the bible. Jesus was not very happy with people who hated. By your own admission and belief system the afterlife doesn’t look so good for you.

magdelyn
9 years ago

Well, I’m culturally Catholic. The rest of you are obviously going to hell. Nothing personal.

katz
9 years ago

NWO, you’re a caricature because if someone took a typical American evangelical fundamentalist and exaggerated everything to the point of unbelievability, he would look and sound exactly like you.

Pecunium
9 years ago

NWO: Are catholics Christians?

Because I am a Catholic. I am so Catholic I considered becoming a priest. There is nothing in feminism, per se, which is anti-christian. There is nothing in feminsim, per se, which is anti-catholic (not even the Church’s actual stance on BC and Abortion).

That whole, “render unto Ceasar” thing… makes a point about the difference between the personal/religious and the public/secular.

I commend to you Cor 13:13 And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity… because I’m not seeing a much of charity (by which Paul means being charitable in spirit; i.e. excepting other people’s failings. He is not speaking of alms), from you.

What you come here to share is your anger, and your spite, and your lack of love for anyone who doesn’t share precisely your views.

Which isn’t very much in keeping with the teaching of a man who gave the following teaching: “Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times?

Jesus saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven.

(Matt. 18:21-22).

You.. I have yet to see the least sign of any forgiving nature in you, nor here, nor there, nor anywhere. To go,once again to Paul, If I speak in the tongues of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and give over my body to hardship that I may boast, but do not have love, I gain nothing. (I Corinthians, 1:1-3)

When I look at your words, I’m not seeing much love.

Simone Lovelace
9 years ago

Magz, have you looked at Holly’s blog? Pretty sure she’s one of them…um…”cool kids.”

Also, WTF is with snarking at everyone about everything all the time? I have nothing against a bit of well-placed snark, but moderation is a virtue.

Holly Pervocracy
9 years ago

The real cool kids, like those of us who were into it, call it D/s.

Oh, this I will not let stand. D/s is just one part of the BDSM spectrum, which also includes SM and B&D. (You don’t hear about “B&D” that much, though.) If you get tied up, or flogged, but are not submitting or performing service for the person doing it, that is BDSM but not D/s.

(Cliff Notes for non-kink-nerds: Bondage and Discipline, Dominance and Submission, Sadism and Masochism.)

kristinmh
kristinmh
9 years ago

put it in God’s hand

Well, it’s bound to be someone’s fetish. Rule 34, etc.

(Also, DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT google “Jesus porn”. Especially if you went to Catholic school. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH)

magdelyn
9 years ago

Simone Lovelace: “…WTF is with snarking at everyone about everything all the time?”

Ms. Lovelace, do you not see the irony of this statement on Manboobz. I am not quite sure if you know this, but I am what you would consider the enemy.

darksidecat
9 years ago

@unimaginative, your name is very fitting.

ozymandias42
9 years ago

If my blog is NWO’s idea of “leaving Christians out to dry” (because I’ve… mentioned that I’m an atheist? I dunno), I’d hate to see his reaction if he read Pharyngula or Greta Christina– much less one of the REALLY hostile atheist blogs.

I think the really cool kids call it “kink.”

Simone Lovelace
9 years ago

@Magz

“Do you not see the irony in writing about that statement on Manboobz.”

Nope. This is a blog dedicated to mocking misogyny, not to snarking at people for making innocuous, factual statements. Most of the non-troll commenters here are quite civil to each other, and often quite civil to the trolls.

I don’t consider you a troll exactly. But I do wonder what you hope to accomplish with all the misdirected hostility.

And now you’re “the enemy”? So, you’re a misogynist and/or an MRA?

Curiouser and curiouser…

cynickal
cynickal
9 years ago

The rest of you are obviously going to hell. Nothing personal.

Assumes facts not in evidence.

Molly Ren
9 years ago

@magdelyn: It was all that anal sex I did, wasn’t it?

cynickal
cynickal
9 years ago

I am not quite sure if you know this, but I am what you would consider the enemy.

Hyu iz more ov de obschtical dan an eenemee. But iv hyu haz a nize hat Hy may juz geev hyu my attention for de time eet takes to take eet from hyu.

Older
Older
9 years ago

GOD? Gives hand jobs??? No, I did not watch the video, and I’m not gonna.

magdelyn
9 years ago

@cynickal: Oh ye of little faith.

@ Molly: Yes. It is. Having had a lot of anal sex myself, I can say that at least I never enjoyed it.

; )