It’s time once again for another episode of Man Boobz Super Fun Party Time Video. Today, the tiny bunny and small dog present a little something taken from the blog Traditionalist Christianity. It’s taken from a discussion of how hard it is to find a good woman in this world, since all women are whores. (I’m paraphrasing.) You will find the full quote below.
The whole thing is just an excuse for a masturbation joke. (Or is it a joke?)
Also, I’m aware of the typo in the video. It would cost a couple of bucks to re-edit and fix this. I would rather have that money for myself.
The quote (from here):
There aren’t enough quality women to go around, even outside of this country.
When I was seeking a wife, I’d already decided that if I didn’t find a decent woman, I’d just live a celibate life, and put it in God’s hand.
Sometimes this shit just writes itself.
The real cool kids, like those of us who were into it, call it D/s.
Ami, basically anyone can make one video for free (and publish it on the web) at xtranormal. If you want to make more you have to buy points, and you pay for each character/backdrop you want to use; some cost more than others. You also have to pay for titles and to publish the videos. If I were to re-edit it, I’d have to pay again. It basically works out to a couple of bucks a video, depending on what you use.
And yeah, you type in words and it generates the speech. Though you can record you own stuff too. I may do that, though I sort of like the voices I’m using now.
I’m also looking into and playing around with other animation software. There will be more videos!!!
Coooool o:
Ty David! 😀
NWO
I’m an atheist, small “a”. If there is a santa in the sky judging people I wouldn’t respect it unless we were judged on deeds, not form of worship.
I do however believe in the universal religious principle of not being a shithead to everyone you meet. Something that seems lost in many people who claim to be religious.
Are you actually a Christian? If you were then you would believe that someone was looking down on you right now.
I’ve read the bible. Jesus was not very happy with people who hated. By your own admission and belief system the afterlife doesn’t look so good for you.
Well, I’m culturally Catholic. The rest of you are obviously going to hell. Nothing personal.
NWO, you’re a caricature because if someone took a typical American evangelical fundamentalist and exaggerated everything to the point of unbelievability, he would look and sound exactly like you.
NWO: Are catholics Christians?
Because I am a Catholic. I am so Catholic I considered becoming a priest. There is nothing in feminism, per se, which is anti-christian. There is nothing in feminsim, per se, which is anti-catholic (not even the Church’s actual stance on BC and Abortion).
That whole, “render unto Ceasar” thing… makes a point about the difference between the personal/religious and the public/secular.
I commend to you Cor 13:13 And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity… because I’m not seeing a much of charity (by which Paul means being charitable in spirit; i.e. excepting other people’s failings. He is not speaking of alms), from you.
What you come here to share is your anger, and your spite, and your lack of love for anyone who doesn’t share precisely your views.
Which isn’t very much in keeping with the teaching of a man who gave the following teaching: “Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times?
Jesus saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven.
(Matt. 18:21-22).
You.. I have yet to see the least sign of any forgiving nature in you, nor here, nor there, nor anywhere. To go,once again to Paul, If I speak in the tongues of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and give over my body to hardship that I may boast, but do not have love, I gain nothing. (I Corinthians, 1:1-3)
When I look at your words, I’m not seeing much love.
Magz, have you looked at Holly’s blog? Pretty sure she’s one of them…um…”cool kids.”
Also, WTF is with snarking at everyone about everything all the time? I have nothing against a bit of well-placed snark, but moderation is a virtue.
The real cool kids, like those of us who were into it, call it D/s.
Oh, this I will not let stand. D/s is just one part of the BDSM spectrum, which also includes SM and B&D. (You don’t hear about “B&D” that much, though.) If you get tied up, or flogged, but are not submitting or performing service for the person doing it, that is BDSM but not D/s.
(Cliff Notes for non-kink-nerds: Bondage and Discipline, Dominance and Submission, Sadism and Masochism.)
Well, it’s bound to be someone’s fetish. Rule 34, etc.
(Also, DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT google “Jesus porn”. Especially if you went to Catholic school. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH)
Simone Lovelace: “…WTF is with snarking at everyone about everything all the time?”
Ms. Lovelace, do you not see the irony of this statement on Manboobz. I am not quite sure if you know this, but I am what you would consider the enemy.
@unimaginative, your name is very fitting.
If my blog is NWO’s idea of “leaving Christians out to dry” (because I’ve… mentioned that I’m an atheist? I dunno), I’d hate to see his reaction if he read Pharyngula or Greta Christina– much less one of the REALLY hostile atheist blogs.
I think the really cool kids call it “kink.”
@Magz
“Do you not see the irony in writing about that statement on Manboobz.”
Nope. This is a blog dedicated to mocking misogyny, not to snarking at people for making innocuous, factual statements. Most of the non-troll commenters here are quite civil to each other, and often quite civil to the trolls.
I don’t consider you a troll exactly. But I do wonder what you hope to accomplish with all the misdirected hostility.
And now you’re “the enemy”? So, you’re a misogynist and/or an MRA?
Curiouser and curiouser…
Assumes facts not in evidence.
@magdelyn: It was all that anal sex I did, wasn’t it?
Hyu iz more ov de obschtical dan an eenemee. But iv hyu haz a nize hat Hy may juz geev hyu my attention for de time eet takes to take eet from hyu.
GOD? Gives hand jobs??? No, I did not watch the video, and I’m not gonna.
@cynickal: Oh ye of little faith.
@ Molly: Yes. It is. Having had a lot of anal sex myself, I can say that at least I never enjoyed it.
; )