It’s been kind of a, well, wearying week here at Man Boobz, what with all the Breivik and all. So here’s a cat wearing a top hat, which I found here.
For more adorable, and probably non-misogynistic animals, check out this thread in the Man Boobz forum.
I think that cat is misandrist. You can just tell, you know?
Kitty mating practices are a bit problematic, with the barbed penis and all.
But who am I to tell lady kitties (or rather, female kitties, as kitties have no concept of gender) what they like? If the kitty consents, that is zer business.
Two things, Holly. One: I do think “problematic” is an accurate term, when the young lovers are outside my bedroom window at night, as they so often are, no matter what the consent situation is.
Two: I feel dumb for admitting this, but I think my one dog rapes my other dog. I AM SERIOUS. Is that okay? I AM STILL SERIOUS!
Wow, three comments in and I’m already talking about dog rape. Amazing.
Well…I did just see an utterly bizarre “sell your gold” commercial…that was pretty distracting from the terrible news this week.
Wow, three comments in and I’m already talking about dog rape. Amazing.
In the previous thread, VS said in NO UNCERTAIN TERMS that dog rape was bad.
Sometimes you have to stand up for your principles, even if those principles are not popular. I mean, no one knows better than I do how sexy some puppies are.
Also, I’m pretty sure that the fact that you can’t have sex with dogs under 2 years old is misandry.
I don’t like this cat as much as the chubby one who was turning his back on the Ameriskanks.
Also, thundra’s cat was awesome.
For those of you that haven’t checked it out,
thundra’s cat. Give the Slayer accolades!
Aww, thanks! I wondered if that’s what you were referring to! Yeah, that was fun. But I couldn’t have done it without thunder’s great photo.
Oh what a dapper kitters. I want to rub my face in the tummy!
The Cats of Ulthar are still more badass, gotta say.
you know what’s gonna be bad-ass?
When VS renames Dudeskull as Johnny Rotten McDonald Viciouliscious Slayer, that’s fucking bad-ass.
OKAY, GUYS, we’ve all been having a lot of fun here, but you know what’s not fun?
Dog rape.
OK, I officially apologize for making this known as the “Dog-rape thread.”
No really, even as a zombie i am normally not that twisted. However, it does provide a nice counterpoint to the racism batshit that has infested the prior thread.
when the young lovers are outside my bedroom window at night, as they so often are, no matter what the consent situation is.
judging by the sounds, consent is problematic at best. Or else I do not comprehend the kitty safeword.
I think the caption on the Top Hat Kitty picture should be “Dog Rape Is Bad. Seriously, do we even need to have this discussion?”
Well, dammit, Bee, I am sorry but it may be that we are establishing
PEACE AND FREEDOM AND NO DOG RAPE
a a common sign here on Manboobz.
I actually hope it helps you with your crazy dogs, as well as making David K Meller a bit crazy. Which, as I see it, is a worthwhile endeavor.
When VS renames Dudeskull as Johnny Rotten McDonald Viciouliscious Slayer, that’s fucking bad-ass.
That would be badass. Don’t know how well it would go over with The Fam. They are rather fond of “Evan.” Squares.
He’z gootz a nize hat.
Dat iz vone ting dat makes a gud eenemie.
PEACE AND FREEDOM AND NO DOG RAPE
And $MONEY$.
ssssmoneyssss
This cat needs a monocle.
Agreed.