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Kitty break: The Aristoc(r)at

 

It’s been kind of a, well, wearying week here at Man Boobz, what with all the Breivik and all. So here’s a cat wearing a top hat, which I found here.

For more adorable, and probably non-misogynistic animals, check out this thread in the Man Boobz forum.

 

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zombie rotten mcdonald

I think that cat is misandrist. You can just tell, you know?

pervocracy
9 years ago

Kitty mating practices are a bit problematic, with the barbed penis and all.

But who am I to tell lady kitties (or rather, female kitties, as kitties have no concept of gender) what they like? If the kitty consents, that is zer business.

Bee
Bee
9 years ago

Two things, Holly. One: I do think “problematic” is an accurate term, when the young lovers are outside my bedroom window at night, as they so often are, no matter what the consent situation is.

Two: I feel dumb for admitting this, but I think my one dog rapes my other dog. I AM SERIOUS. Is that okay? I AM STILL SERIOUS!

Wow, three comments in and I’m already talking about dog rape. Amazing.

PosterformerllyknownasElizabeth
PosterformerllyknownasElizabeth
9 years ago

Well…I did just see an utterly bizarre “sell your gold” commercial…that was pretty distracting from the terrible news this week.

zombie rotten mcdonald

Wow, three comments in and I’m already talking about dog rape. Amazing.

In the previous thread, VS said in NO UNCERTAIN TERMS that dog rape was bad.

vacuumslayer
9 years ago

In the previous thread, VS said in NO UNCERTAIN TERMS that dog rape was bad.

Sometimes you have to stand up for your principles, even if those principles are not popular. I mean, no one knows better than I do how sexy some puppies are.

vacuumslayer
9 years ago

Also, I’m pretty sure that the fact that you can’t have sex with dogs under 2 years old is misandry.

vacuumslayer
9 years ago

I don’t like this cat as much as the chubby one who was turning his back on the Ameriskanks.

zombie rotten mcdonald

Also, thundra’s cat was awesome.

zombie rotten mcdonald

For those of you that haven’t checked it out,
thundra’s cat. Give the Slayer accolades!

vacuumslayer
9 years ago

Aww, thanks! I wondered if that’s what you were referring to! Yeah, that was fun. But I couldn’t have done it without thunder’s great photo.

filetofswedishfish
9 years ago

Oh what a dapper kitters. I want to rub my face in the tummy!

bhacssylan
bhacssylan
9 years ago

The Cats of Ulthar are still more badass, gotta say.

zombie rotten mcdonald

you know what’s gonna be bad-ass?

When VS renames Dudeskull as Johnny Rotten McDonald Viciouliscious Slayer, that’s fucking bad-ass.

Bee
Bee
9 years ago

OKAY, GUYS, we’ve all been having a lot of fun here, but you know what’s not fun?

Dog rape.

zombie rotten mcdonald

OK, I officially apologize for making this known as the “Dog-rape thread.”

No really, even as a zombie i am normally not that twisted. However, it does provide a nice counterpoint to the racism batshit that has infested the prior thread.

zombie rotten mcdonald

when the young lovers are outside my bedroom window at night, as they so often are, no matter what the consent situation is.

judging by the sounds, consent is problematic at best. Or else I do not comprehend the kitty safeword.

zombie rotten mcdonald

I think the caption on the Top Hat Kitty picture should be “Dog Rape Is Bad. Seriously, do we even need to have this discussion?”

zombie rotten mcdonald

Well, dammit, Bee, I am sorry but it may be that we are establishing

PEACE AND FREEDOM AND NO DOG RAPE

a a common sign here on Manboobz.

I actually hope it helps you with your crazy dogs, as well as making David K Meller a bit crazy. Which, as I see it, is a worthwhile endeavor.

vacuumslayer
9 years ago

When VS renames Dudeskull as Johnny Rotten McDonald Viciouliscious Slayer, that’s fucking bad-ass.

That would be badass. Don’t know how well it would go over with The Fam. They are rather fond of “Evan.” Squares.

cynickal
cynickal
9 years ago

He’z gootz a nize hat.
Dat iz vone ting dat makes a gud eenemie.

Bee
Bee
9 years ago

PEACE AND FREEDOM AND NO DOG RAPE

And $MONEY$.

filetofswedishfish
9 years ago

ssssmoneyssss

Joanna
9 years ago

This cat needs a monocle.

Snowy
Snowy
9 years ago

Agreed.

Spearhafoc
9 years ago

Wait, “Evan”? You didn’t actually name your son “Dudeskull”? I don’t know what to think anymore!

vacuumslayer
9 years ago

Hey, if your parents wanted to name you Spearhafoc, that’s their business, but I didn’t want to be similarly cruel to my son.