You know, sometimes it takes a real man to put things into perspective. So it’s good that we have soMENi over on the MGTOWforums to set us all straight on the real lesson to be drawn from that whole atheist elevator controversy:
Considering MEN invented elevators and the electricity to power them, women should avoid MEN’s elevators and use a fucking rope instead to ascend to their rooms.
Oops! Men invented rope too. Oh well, flap your arms b!tch. Doing that might reduce all that excess energy going to your moaning mouth.
And … cut.
That’s a wrap.
There’s nothing more to say.
No more atheist elevator posts for me.
He will change-he always does.
And MRAL, women actually have the sense to report that they are in pain. That means that when I break your legs to help you with your height growth, you will just suffer unnecessarily in silence. Which is stupid and counterproductive as that makes the pain worse.
Has anyone else noticed that the Book of Mordred seems to vacillate between radical feminist, MRA concern troll, and casual observer? It’s weird.
Why would I apologize for saying that childbirth is routine? It is.
I bet kidney stones are 5x worse than childbirth.
Also, David,
I am disapoint.
Also, Einstein was not an idiot. He, however, was not living in a vacuum and he never gave credit to the guy who actually invented his most famous theory.
My great grandmother once gave birth to a 15 lb baby vaginally. Imagine something that is 15 lbs. Got it? Now imagine something that is 10 centimeters across. Shove the 15 lbs through the 10 centimeters. Now shut up.
The vagina is designed to stretch.
I don’t buy this shit. Since women are the only people who give birth, all we have to go on is them constantly bitching about how hard it is. Since men have a higher tolerance for pain and (as the non-privileged class) and are less likely to complain about things, I think childbirth is probably way overblown. I bet it feels like getting lightly kicked in the balls. I’m so impressed.
MRAL, since I’m not a dude, I don’t know what it feels like, getting lightly kicked in the balls. Then again, you are not a woman, so you don’t know what it’s like to be in labor. But, since you insist on making this comparison, you should note that — according to my labor class, at least — a woman experiences an average of 50,000 contractions from the beginning of labor until the placenta is passed. So if you MUST compare giving birth to being lightly kicked in the balls, a slight correction is in order — giving birth is probably more like getting lightly kicked in the balls 50,000 times over a period of a couple of days. We all know, men go through stuff like that all the time, without any discomfort or complaining.
Do you even know what is that opening to the 10 centimeters? Hint, it is not the tube you push the kid through.
mralieutenant is amazingly moronic, even for a MRA.
And 15 pounds? Pretty hard to swallow considering the largest baby in the history of Texas was just born, and he weighed 16 pounds.
Again, MRAL, be with someone you care about through the entire process before you spout off about these things. You’re just digging yourself in deeper here. Let it go and admit you don’t know shit about it. Because, really, you don’t.
Inventing things is not unique. I invented using lace to stencil my car. I had never seen anyone do that before and I thought of it all on my own! Then I found out hot-rodders were doing it back in the 50s. But when I thought of it I had never seen it before. So, totally an invention, just not a unique one.
According to the Guinness Book of Records the heaviest baby ever born weighed 29 lbs 4 oz. (29.25 lbs). (Historical Note: The birth occurred in Effingham IL in 1939 and due to respiratory problems the baby died two hours later. The heaviest babies to survive weighed 22.5 lbs and were born in 1955 and 1982.)
Again munchkin, think before you post.
Take heart, cynikal. I am fairly confident that the internet riot will continue unabated.
What does that have to do with anything?
I don’t want to let it go because childbirth is something the feminists cite as “being equal” to inventors or whatever when really it’s just like farting. If a woman wants to be exceptional, do something that you’re not actually programmed to be automatically able to do.
Citation, please.
However, I have a citation for you… http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/2010/apr/12/maternal-mortality-rates-millennium-development-goals
So the question is, how many men die ever year from being lightly kicked in the testicles? How many people die from passing kidney stones?
MRAL, whenever I start thinking there’s hope for you becoming a decent human being, you go and pull shit like this.
*sighs and reports MRAL to his therapist*
You just claimed the heaviest baby ever was born in Texas. It clearly was not. Had you made even the slightest effort to not be a fool on purpose, you would have checked before you removed all doubt.
Also, the thing that is only 10 centimeters wide? The cervix. You also ignored the fact that the pelvic bone which has a certain space that *cannot* expand further if the baby is too big to be pushed through. I know THAT fact because in the days before emergency c-sections my grandmother’s doctor broke her pelvis to get my mom out.
I don’t know man, internet riots can be quite fun.
It won’t be a riot; it’ll be a tantrum, just like it has been so far. Like most tantrums, this one got old after about 5 seconds. If I never hear about this incident again it will be too fucking soon.
Inventing is natural though-humans naturally are curious and have higher brain function that can make connections that allow for the invention of things like the computer for MRAL to show his utter ignorance on.
Well, Cap’n, perhaps it would be best to just stand up to the person holding a gun to your head and making you read all those blogs?
*keeps the (water)gun in place* No Casey.
Why would I apologize for saying that childbirth is routine? It is.
Not even for the Duggars.
I’m going to be fair to MRAL despite his inability to be fair and empathetic to others.
He actually claimed that it was the largest baby in the history of Texas, not the history of the world.
I said the largest baby in the history OF TEXAS. The point is it was a huge baby.