Happy Fourth of July! At least for my readers who live in the US. The rest of you can have a happy day as well, but yours will probably involve fewer fireworks. Anyway, no misogyny today. Instead, here’s a kitten making its own fireworks with the help of an iPad. Consider this an open thread.
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We are celebrating July 4th by having a yard sale. Because what could be more American than buying and selling useless crap?
I am going to see fireworks on the Esplanade with boyfriend and boyfriend’s other girlfriend!
We are celebrating freedom to live however we want!
We are also celebrating sandwiches and iced tea.
I am celebrating by watching fireworks on the beach, because Floridian!
I didn’t bother to buy fireworks, so my neighbors will pretty much provide the entertainment for us. 😀
Oh, and we’ll be BBQ’ing, too.
Will be walking dogs and writing more Ami card fanfic. This next story will feature the Sorceress Queen of Pervocracy.
Also, it is now clear to me that the purpose of all of technological progress up to the present day was to bring us this video of a kitten creating fireworks on an iPad.
Oh right xD Happy Go America Day! 😀
@Pez oh yeah, It’s the Queendom of Pervocracy, not the Kingdom, it may still say Kingdom in some cards xD
eee i’m gonna get a story eeee
Hay Guyz! I have a question XD (i slept SO much last night… I feel soooo much better… I was in such a crap mood last night from all the sleep I’ve lost lately -_-)
What do ppl think? 😀
After a slow start, we’ve gotten rid of half our stuff. Awesome!
Sounds good Ami. And I highly recommend sleep, speaking as someone who works the graveyard shift.
Also too, I’ve been using Pervocracy itself as the country’s title, a al “the Empire” and “the Commonwealth”, with the obvious meaning of “rule by perverts”.
Hmm that’s good too… I think I’ll go w/ that :3 (I dunno why it never occurred to me xD )
Yesterday I went to a friend’s birthday party. She got a brand new trampoline as a present from her fiance! I jumped on it, it was way fun. But I kinda landed wrong a couple of times and wrenched my neck. It is sooooooo sore today! I took 3 advil but it doesn’t seem to have helped yet 😛
Later BBQ with my fiance’s boss and fireworks over the bay.
Oh and I don’t think this is just me being old and creaky – I did the same damned thing to my neck on a trampoline when I was 12. I never learn 🙂
😮 That sounds awesomely fun! and I hope you feel better :3 I’m scared of trampolines xD Or at least jumping on them… xD
Oh btw the thing i quoted above is an email fwd I got… was wondering.. do ppl think I should apply? 😮 I’ma little paranoid that I’m an ugmo and my face on a pamphlet would look disgusting xD
p.s. – I think it’s totally awesome that my friend who turned (I think) 30 got a trampoline for her birthday. I swear, growing up is all about finally being able to get all the toys you couldn’t have as a kid 🙂
Ami – of course you’re not ugly! But in any case they want diversity, not a bunch of supermodels XD
I know xD I’m just permanoid xD
Oh yea Ami, I’ll be sure to email that shit around for the total mockery it rightly deserves.
Lets debunk some of them bad ole stigma’s, shall we?
1) hemorrhoids, Invest in prep h, cause damn are you gonna need it.
2) anal prolapse, this is where your asshole, falls out of your asshole. Yummy!
3) leakage, Don’t really know but I’m guessing shit leaks out of your ass all day long. Maybe you can make shit art out of it.
4) ano-rectal pain, Well theres a no brainer. “Hey doc, I have a dick repeatedly shoved up my ass, how come it hurts?” It’s another unsolved mystery.
5) ulcers, Well, just take a stomach ulcer and shove it up your ass. You’ll be able to honestly say you know what childbirth is like. Every morining in fact as you take a dump and that ulcer rips open and gets filled with shit.
6) fissures, Not really sure what this is either but I’m gonna have to guess, it’s like fissures in the landscape. I’ve been meaning to tag me some of that good stuff.
7) STDs, Always wear a condom as you’re getting a new asshole reamed where the previous one was. Although I doubt pregnancy will be much of a concern.
This is just a small list of all the perks ya get. Ladies you also get all kindsa special diseases for bumpin pussies, strap on fun, lickin assholes and whatever the hell else ya do.
Maybe after a while you can join NAMBLA, Butterfly kisses or one of the many other organisations who are self-confirmed LGBTQ. and proud of it.
It’s a shame this fine organisation doesn’t promote nude photos with children. (“Poses require that your face, or part of your face, be shown. No nudity required.”) I’m sure the turn out would have been much higher. All these upstanding folks would have been more than happy to show their support by posing nude with their children to show how progressive and tolerant the are.
And everybody get $50 buks who participates. From who you ask? Why the CAMH, that’d be the Centre for Addiction and Mental Health. Thats a State run organisation, paying to promote a better life for you. Why it just sounds so all inclusive I get goosebumps.
Lots more good stuff to come in the near future by your feminist friends. Building a better world for you by tolerating, endorsing and praising everything that isn’t straight or male.
XD
Wow.. NWO went RIGHT after me xD And I didn’t even say nething TO him (which he claims he never reads xD )
He must be rly pissed off after last time xD
Why are you so interested in pictures of nude children all the time? o_O
(I think he might be shocked at how anti-CAMH I’ve been in my blog xD or anti state/CAMH interference in all sorts of issues I am )
So this is anti-straight male to you NWO? :3 Am I trampling lives again?
Do you believe CAMH is a trans friendly, feminist organization btw? :]
How many times has it been now that NWO’s mentioned nude children, or a desire to be w/ children… or… etc… without being prompted even! He just says:
It’s a shame this fine organisation doesn’t promote nude photos with children.
xD
You know, I realized something today while listening to ppl talk about the CFL on the sports talk podcast I listen to regularly xD PUA stuff has ttlly changed the way I hear some things xD
Like when they talk about the “neg list” (negotiation list) I just go XDDD now whenever I hear it xD
I went after you Ami, for the your foul promotion of a filthy cause. As always your “concern” over how the poor LGBTQ community, (lol community) might get their precious feelings hurt. Such a noble cause. Be sure to walk around the stinky homeless men as you collect your cash for you fine cause at the clinic.
Tell me Ami, what are you? I know it’s a tricky question these days, a two parter
1) What were born as, male/female? Not what you’ve identified as, just born as.
2) What are you now? Reconstructed into.
Hmm… now that NWO is openly obsessed w/ me (and has openly admitted to it and thinking I’m the VILEST PERSON HERE xDD ) I wonder what other topics I can get him snapping at me about XD What about the CFL? Does Canadian football anger you NWO? xD