The other day Darksidecat introduced me to what I now consider to be the Greatest Webpage Ever (this week): Regender, a handy tool that will take any web page and, well, regender it, turning male pronouns and references into female and vice versa. It even works with names.
Following Darksidecat’s lead, I have started plugging the writings of some of my favorite manosphere misogynists into the magical regendering machine. The results are, well, instructive. And frequently hilarious. As DSC noted, Roissy and MarkyMark are perfect for this sort of treatment. As is, I discovered, MarkyMark’s longtime pal Christopher in Oregon. Here’s what happens when Christopher of Oregon becomes Christine of Oregon with the help of regender, and all the horrible shit he wrote about women becomes the horrible shit she wrote about men:
Men are whores. They are far more likely to have STD’s than women. Be aware of this. Handle with extreme care. Men are filthy, and they will lie about their infections. Condoms will NOT protect you. …
Men are walking cesspools of filth! Most of them have or will have a permanent STD infection. It is unavoidable. These are FACTS, and not the rantings of an unstable misandrist.
(I’m a very STABLE misandrist, thank you kindly)
Men are DIRTY creatures, pure and simple. Be dignified, and don’t lower yourself to engaging in any filthy behavior with them. You WILL be infected with the diseases they are carrying. A moral, dignified woman does NOT rut like an animal with one of these creatures. Sexual intercourse and oral sex are filthy, disgusting activities, and ruin a woman morally. They spread disease.
Elevate yourself above such filth of the flesh. …
Do not lust after men in your mind. Masturbate only as a last result to relieve tension. Do not lust after men sexually. It weakens you.
Goddess made woman in Her image, and men was made in the image of Satan. Squeal all you want, but history proves me right. A man is a test; a stumbling block for woman. Our life is an adventure. A journey. A pursuit of our creator, and a pursuit of excellence in our personal lives. A man and his filth is part of the obstacle course set before us. If we are wise, and avoid them, we will grow stronger as a result. We will finish the race successfully.
Men was not put here to support us as such, and we will only grow stronger if we AVOID his snares. ..
Christine in Oregon
Woah. Critics of Man Boobz often say that feminists are “just as bad” as the guys I quote. Well, if they were, the posts on their blogs would look a lot like this regendered post. I ask all of you: have you ever seen something so grotesquely misandrist on any feminist web site? I thought not.
Here’s a challenge for all of you: See if you can come up with a regendered post that tops this one from “Christine in Oregon.” You can draw from old posts of mine, or go poking about in the manosphere yourself. Post your results in the thread below, along with a link to the regendered web page you got them from. I’ll highlight the best in a future post.
@NWO:
Well, there are two ways this can go, since I’m getting tired of spamming this thread with attempts to get you to be honest in this discussion. Either you provide evidence of your claim, or you set a precedent for all future conversations with you, where we may ignore any question you have as long as we can somehow flip the question back over to you, and then we are justified in rejecting any answer you provide if we don’t like it.
This is your last chance from me, pal. Provide a quote, or condemn all future conversations with you. (And if you say “I’ve already answered you, by saying you all think you are never wrong, and are therefore perfect” thats a) not a quote, and b) wrong on its premise. So don’t bother with that one.)
Oh, come on! I’m surely more vile than she!
I round up millions of people to be gassed for the mere crime of improper punctuation!
NWOslave | July 2, 2011 at 9:25 pm
To be honest Ami, I find you to be the vilest of all the creatures that dwell here. You’d trample a million men to come to the aid of some transperson who had their feelings hurt. Oh and the only reason I actually use the term “transperson” is because Dave will pull out the speech police card if I don’t. Does that clarify what I think of people like you?
YES xD I always figured he hated me the most xD
Now to get more details! 😀
You’d trample a million men to come to the aid of some transperson who had their feelings hurt.
Like how? 😀 Literally trample? Am I trampling them right now? xD What do you mean “feelings hurt”? :3
Does that clarify what I think of people like you?
What are ppl like me? o: What other ppl, specifically, are examples of ppl like me?
ALSO!
Oh and the only reason I actually use the term “transperson” is because Dave will pull out the speech police card if I don’t
I dun think David will restrict your speech for this particular moment, cuz I’m asking you for this…
what’s the word you wanted to say? :3 don’t hide behind fear of censorship, say it xD
Okay so that’s… cruel… nasty… um.. evil (in general, NWO’s called us evil) and now I’m VILE xD
what other synonyms do I need to collect? o_O
@kirbywarp, condemn all future conversations with me? You’re kidding right? What you’ll disagree with everything I say from now own. I don’t know if I can live with that. It seems once again everyone of you are right again. Weird, huh?
There ya go. I admit it. Everyone one of you is right and I’m wrong. Too damn funny. I’m hoping you all see the paradox.
Oo, oo, can I be “villainous”?
So… Holly, Ozy, Julia, even David, are all more redeeming than me? xD I’m the WORST here? 😀 Like the worst worst? x3
@NWO:
Still waiting for your quote, and for you to stop squirming. You could always say “I don’t know of a quote, and until I find one, I’ll drop the ‘feminists think women are perfect’ thing.” That’d be a perfectly valid response, and you don’t even necessarily have to admit you are wrong!
Also, “I always lie” or “I’m always wrong” isn’t a paradox. That statement might be a lie/wrong, but the negation is “I’m not always wrong” which even for you is true.
NWOslave, I know your computer doesn’t have sound. That’s a shame, as Gilbert and Sullivan are delightful.
[21:07] Ami: i think he’s trying to say
[21:07] Ami: that since he’s NEVER right
[21:07] Ami: if he said 1+1=2
[21:07] Ami: it means we believe it doesn’t
[21:07] Kirby: he’s the only one who says he is never right
[21:07] Kirby: so he isn’t right about never being right
[21:07] Kirby.com: and so its all good
[21:08] Kirby: its the false paradox of “I always lie”
that was an hour and a half ago xD
so not only were we aware of it, Kirby called it xD
(and yus Kirby and me are ttlly making out while this is going on )
I forgot to take out a .com xD (but that doesn’t mean he’s Kirby.com xD )
Apparently I’m a… home cleaning system sales website? http://kirby.com/
Shit Ami, I’ve been called every name in the book by you fine folks. And to be honest, I believe you would literally trample men to save a “tranny” from having their precious feelings hurt.
Thats the “kind” of person you are. A “trannys” hurt feelings is more important to you than a starving straight man. Thats why I consider you vile. A “trannys” hurt feelings is more important to you than a straight man who is in genuine distress.
I’ve seriously had enough of you pillars of society.
Good night.
I knew the flounce couldn’t be far off. But will he stick it?
He flounced already? what am I going to do with the rest of my night?
…
God, that’s sad.
Ahhh! I left out a capitalisation!
I saw it just as I pressed “post comment”. I screamed internally as I saw the spinny-thing spin.
Oh well.
oh ok.. that’s it? xD
not “she-he” or “shemale” or “ladyboy”? xD
I guess those are exclusionary to FtMs.. which means NWO might be a better person than we think! 😀
I’m still curious.. this is like the third time he’s accused me of trampling over starving straight (as if trans ppl can’t be straight xD ) men (as if trans ppl can’t be men xD ) to help trans ppl (as if trans ppl can’t be starving xD)
but he hasn’t said WHY he thinks this or what I do? xD
A “trannys” hurt feelings is more important to you than a straight man who is in genuine distress.
He must have cameras on me! I did that just yesterday! xD
And now he’s done xD He played this ENTIRE THREAD wrong xD
“Tranny”, seriously? NWO, that is extremely offensive, even for you. Fuck off.
Shame on you, Ami. Men are dying because they can’t use transphobic slurs. If you’d only let them degrade and insult you, these men could live!
I actually expected something worse from him o_o Tranny is like the generic slur… I mean I get annoyed by it if the news uses it like yesterday >_<;;; But w/ NWO, he's been saying how he's censoring himself cuz he's afraid of being banned, I expected like… something that would shatter my computer screen xD
and Alex, I asked him to tell me what he was thinking… I had a feeling it was tranny but I was hoping it'd be something I've never heard before xD
He’s putting quotation marks around “tranny” as if anybody in the thread, besides him, were using the word.
Ha Ha. Parts of that screed sound a lot like some of the “sex no-ed” talks given by some of the creepier Sunday school teachers to us girls. We weren’t even 11, but i guess it was important to scare the shit out of us about boys before we hit puberty, or something. Of course, once we got married all the dangers and evils were… actually she never said what happened then. I guess we were supposed to assume married people never ever had problems with STDs, or scary and maybe abusive husbands, or random hateful gibberish with no basis in reality.
And of course he still doesn’t provide a quote, nor does he even back out saying he’ll look for one. It’s like he knows he is wrong, but just can’t admit it.